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SundayMorning
12-12-2007, 09:21 PM
Sneak onto SW on a non-approved electronic device? :devil:

Picaresque
12-12-2007, 09:23 PM
I just mailed out two bills on time. ;D Can I have a gold star now?

RoseWhite
12-12-2007, 09:26 PM
Sunday Morning, my darlin', I've been wondering for a while. Is your alias here a nod to the lovely Johnny Cash tune? "Sunday Morning Coming Down"?


Well I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

I'd smoked my mind the night before
With cigarettes and the songs I'd been pickin'
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playin' with a can that he was kicking
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Sunday smell of someone's fryin' chicken
And it took me back to somethin'
That I'd lost somewhere, somehow along the way.

Chorus:
On a Sunday morning sidewalk
I'm wishing Lord that I was stoned
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin'
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of a sleepin' city sidewalk
And Sunday mornin' comin' down.

(And so on.)

SundayMorning
12-12-2007, 09:31 PM
Noooo but DAMN that's some hella inspiration right there! I am going to integrate that song into my life. Thank you!

It's a sort of lame play on the conventional "strippers are all whores" myth...I jokingly referred to myself as "easy as Sunday morning" when I started dancing. My stage name is Sunday for pretty much the same reason and because it didn't sound like everyone else's. Not nearly as original as pulled from a Johnny Cash song, but that doesn't mean I can't reinvent myself along the way!

Lady Jade
12-12-2007, 09:33 PM
I just posted the most retarded pictures of myself on MySpace and facebook. Why oh why do I let people talk me into posting retarded pictures of myself? :D

Darcy Foxx
12-12-2007, 09:47 PM
yiippppeeee.

i got my lip pierced ;D

Callyish
12-12-2007, 09:49 PM
I burned my lip doing ã fire show :(

last show is in 20min then off to the hospital to drain my knee.

stellaforstars
12-12-2007, 09:53 PM
^^I hope that procedure isn't too dreadfully painful.

Darcy Foxx
12-12-2007, 09:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/Picture129.jpg

;D

RoseWhite
12-12-2007, 09:55 PM
yiippppeeee.

i got my lip pierced ;D

How DARE you post that with no picture?

HMPH!

EDIT: Way to make me eat my words!!! What a cross-post!!! :footinmou

And WOW! Sexxxay!

stellaforstars
12-12-2007, 09:58 PM
Love it, Darcy!

Picaresque
12-12-2007, 09:58 PM
It's a sort of lame play on the conventional "strippers are all whores" myth...I jokingly referred to myself as "easy as Sunday morning" when I started dancing. My stage name is Sunday for pretty much the same reason and because it didn't sound like everyone else's. Not nearly as original as pulled from a Johnny Cash song, but that doesn't mean I can't reinvent myself along the way!

heh, I was wrong too. I thought it was a nod to the Maroon 5 song.

blondhottie
12-12-2007, 09:59 PM
Darcy, that's hot! Now I want one badly.

I have my nose pierced though...do you think it would look dumb with a nose piercing and a monroe?

stellaforstars
12-12-2007, 10:01 PM
I feel special. Every time I see Sunday's handle, I always start humming "Easy like Sunday morning..."

Yay for guessing correctly! Or associating correctly, at least.

RoseWhite
12-12-2007, 10:02 PM
Darcy, that's hot! Now I want one badly.

I have my nose pierced though...do you think it would look dumb with a nose piercing and a monroe?

Only if you have them connected with a chain like one of those biker's wallets.

RoseLeigh
12-12-2007, 10:02 PM
^^I have my nose pierced too, on the left. I was going to get the monroe on the right.

Darcy Foxx
12-12-2007, 10:02 PM
haha it looks awesome and it really was nowhere near as painful as i expected it to be.

and tomorrow i'm getting tattooed!!! wooohoooo

lestat1
12-12-2007, 10:03 PM
I burned my lip doing ã fire show :(

I really want to see a fire show. Hehehe fire! FIRE! :hot:

Plus, with extra tipping I can tell lame "hot" puns and she'll have to offer up a courtesy laugh. Sweet. :P

Darcy Foxx
12-12-2007, 10:04 PM
Darcy, that's hot! Now I want one badly.

I have my nose pierced though...do you think it would look dumb with a nose piercing and a monroe?
i think it looks great when girls have the nose and the monroe on opposite sides

RoseLeigh
12-12-2007, 10:05 PM
I really want to see a fire show. Hehehe fire! FIRE! :hot:

Plus, with extra tipping I can tell lame "hot" puns and she'll have to offer up a courtesy laugh. Sweet. :P

Hah! I can picture Charlie Brown pulling his shirt up over his head. Fire! Fire! I am Cornholio!

RoseWhite
12-12-2007, 10:06 PM
Lestat: Hey there, uhhh . . . hot enough for ya?

Callyish: Tee hee hee! *tucks fiver into garter, torches Lestat's eyebrows before she sashays away*

stellaforstars
12-12-2007, 10:06 PM
Lestat, have you ever posted a pic? I've just always associated you with Charlie Brown...

hardkandee
12-12-2007, 10:10 PM
Darcy, that's hot!! Oooh, you look awesome. :drool:

Darcy Foxx
12-12-2007, 10:13 PM
thanks! i'm so happy with it.

i'll take some better pics later.

Mily
12-12-2007, 10:13 PM
All of these pregnancy threads are scaring the shit outta me. "Tis the Season" indeed.

RoseLeigh
12-12-2007, 10:23 PM
All of these pregnancy threads are scaring the shit outta me. "Tis the Season" indeed.

No kidding-we have EIGHT babies on the way according to the survey thread. I may never have sex again, just to be safe. ;D

SundayMorning
12-12-2007, 10:35 PM
heh, I was wrong too. I thought it was a nod to the Maroon 5 song.

I've also been asked about the "No Doubt" song by the same name. (C'mon, bands, come up with an original song title, willya?! :D) Still think the Johnny Cash is by far the coolest.

Ugh, I have to get up to take my contacts out for bed but Jake is soooo comfy on my lap that I hate to disturb him. Sigh...

Darcy Foxx
12-12-2007, 10:37 PM
ah... starting to get a headache, my lip is hurting now. think i might go get some painkillers from the shop.

britt244
12-12-2007, 10:37 PM
i hope when i wake up tomorrow morning im not sick anymore.

i can barely keep my eyes open.

lestat1
12-12-2007, 10:41 PM
Lestat, have you ever posted a pic? I've just always associated you with Charlie Brown...

Charlie Brown works. To paraphrase: "'Tis better to be thought a complete nerd than to post a picture and remove all doubt."

That being said, I did contribute to the boobie pics thread a few years ago:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=270573&postcount=64

I now do manscaping, however, so I am smooth-chested. :boobies:

Darcy Foxx
12-12-2007, 11:09 PM
despite the pain, i'm still feeling such an adrenaline rush from this piercing. i am so pleased that i got through it without having a major anxiety attack... i was so worried that i would start panicking really bad and not go through with it, but i did, and now i'm feeling really buzzed and happy.

darcy: 1
anxiety: 0

AlexxaHex
12-12-2007, 11:27 PM
ugh im so fat today and my boobs are like huge and sore and my period isn't due for another two weeks bleh. yea for early pms!

I thought I had "early PMS" before I knew I was pregnant. Same deal with the boobs. I'd get a test if I were you.

OMG I am supposed to be moving in 8 fucking days and we have nothing done yet. :scared:

My totally random thought for today: I love Craisins. I want them at my wedding, and my funeral as well.

sxybrat07
12-12-2007, 11:53 PM
My accounting teacher is pressuring me to switch my major from Finance to Accounting...and I can't decide :( Where's my magic 8-ball...

BalletBaby
12-13-2007, 12:00 AM
^^^ Do both!!!:D

sxybrat07
12-13-2007, 12:03 AM
^^I wanted to, but the school I'm going to won't allow you to double major with two degrees in the business dept, and both of those majors are in the business dept...sigh

iambonbon05
12-13-2007, 12:08 AM
I have my nose pierced. I want a monroe too.

I also love the adrenaline rush thing. Crap, I'd get something pierced every week or so if I could but I'd run out of places :(

I was also told by someone at the club today that "not many people pull off a nose piercing but you do" :)

sxybrat07
12-13-2007, 12:12 AM
Oooh oooh I might be able to do a double major after all! *runs off to e-mail advisors*

Darcy Foxx
12-13-2007, 12:18 AM
I have my nose pierced. I want a monroe too.

I also love the adrenaline rush thing. Crap, I'd get something pierced every week or so if I could but I'd run out of places :(

I was also told by someone at the club today that "not many people pull off a nose piercing but you do" :)

i'm surprised i actually went through with it, i've had SO much bad luck with piercings.

the guy who did my tongue did it too close to the tip and it hit a nerve, it was the most painful thing i've ever experienced and i fainted afterwards. it's fine now, but at the time it was horrific.

i had my belly button ring ripped almost all the way out, and now i have a scar there.

but i went to a friend of a friend for this piercing and i know he's an awesome piercer, so i felt okay about it :)

i'd like to get my clit done but i'm way too much of a wuss for that!!!

BalletBaby
12-13-2007, 12:24 AM
Oooh oooh I might be able to do a double major after all! *runs off to e-mail advisors*

Ohhhh *fingers crossed*

I'm thinking of double majoring in general business and accounting. I hate accounting, but it pays so well.

Mmmmmmm betty crocker microwave chocolate caramel cake.....

sxybrat07
12-13-2007, 12:30 AM
Ohhhh *fingers crossed*

I'm thinking of double majoring in general business and accounting. I hate accounting, but it pays so well.

Mmmmmmm betty crocker microwave chocolate caramel cake.....

Well, I really WANT to do finance...but apparently I'll have more options if I get my accounting degree, and spend the extra 30 hours to get my masters and CPA (Utah requires a masters to get your CPA). I *did* want to use Spanish as my double major, but maybe I'll just minor in it...and then of course I wanna go to law school...

damn what's wrong with me, do I have a goddamn death wish? I'm never gonna graduate...

Darcy Foxx
12-13-2007, 12:52 AM
trying to eat a cheese sandwich. fucking owwww!!!!!

Callyish
12-13-2007, 01:02 AM
just had my knee drained. ... big needle n lots of blood :O

bright note... I can feel my kneecap again :D

Callyish
12-13-2007, 01:03 AM
just had my knee drained. ... big needle n lots of blood :O

bright note... I can feel my kneecap again :D

cameron_keys
12-13-2007, 02:11 AM
Darcy...facial percing ANd a tat all at once...look at you turning in to a yummy badass....Spank me baby girl..spank me HARD!!!

MrChristopher
12-13-2007, 02:41 AM
OMG malai kofta and jasmine rice with cashews. yum.

-Fuck that Kanye song "Flashing Lights". It sucks out loud.

-Just a couple of traffic reminders, folks. I am allowed by law, in my head, to stab you in the face if you:
1: Stop 30 feet back from the intersection. Particularly if you're in front of me in the left turn lane, so you don't trip the light. I hate you.
2.ROAR up on my ass, blow by me on the left, almost take off my front fender to get in front of me, then IMMEDIATELY stomping your brakes to make a right hand turn. Seriously. Fuck you.
3. I'm occasionally guilty, but why is it every single time lately some grundlemuncher has been in front of me, swerving constantly and doing 15 below the speed limit....THEY'RE ON THEIR PHONE. I want to cut you into little teeny pieces, dry you out in a smokehouse, grind you into paste, and then feed you to my fish.

Blah. Here's a link to Yekhefah's new favorite movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JChhVK2KaWg

G-Real
12-13-2007, 03:06 AM
My accounting teacher is pressuring me to switch my major from Finance to Accounting...and I can't decide :( Where's my magic 8-ball...

8-ball, you want crack??

ok seriously, I would go with Accuonting, here is my argument. You can always be an accountant and do Finance work. It opens more dors for you, than if you did just Finance.

I think it would allow you to vary your field, and accountants are always in demand...

....though becoming ne usually means you loose your sense of humor :O

Darcy Foxx
12-13-2007, 04:48 AM
Darcy...facial percing ANd a tat all at once...look at you turning in to a yummy badass....Spank me baby girl..spank me HARD!!!

now that's an offer i can't refuse *spank!* }:D

haha and yeah im goin all tough and getting pierced and tatted wooohooo

RoseLeigh
12-13-2007, 05:45 AM
Wow I had some weird dreams. First, I was going down the stairs and both the heels of boots got stuck and broke, sending me falling down the stairs.

The next dream was about how K was keeping Yek and I prisoner in some scary neighborhood and stole our phones so we couldn't call for help. :-\

Now I go to court. I hope the dreams weren't about that!

britt244
12-13-2007, 07:14 AM
i have to go to the dentist and im noticably sick. but its too late to cancel bc you have to give 24 hours notice.. not to mention my throat is all swollen and red. :-\

luckily thats the only thing i have to do today and then i can go back to bed.

phillyvixen
12-13-2007, 07:45 AM
I want to spank Cam too!!!

It is hailing really bad out and my hubby just left for work. He's been home sick all week and i secretly hope they close up shop and come home early today. He is so predictable, he always kisses me goodbye goes down stairs and ALWAYS forgets something and has to come back up and give me more kisses.

I really had a lot of shit to do today but hubby said there is no reason for me to be driving around in this funk and he is Right! But i had big plans to go shopping at babys r us and spend my 2 grand :( I also need to go downtown and report my old car stolen but looks like that won't be happening either.

My baby wanted a bagel at 6 am this morning and there was no denying her, she is a very strong demanding fetus!

Why does shopping make me so happy?