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X Evan X
12-13-2007, 05:24 PM
45 hours a week during the day job at the bike shop and now another 35 hours a week (at night) working all 5 nights at Main Stage until Pony South opens just because I need money that bad... a life what? sex what? sleep what? sanity what?

-E, I'm tired :-\

PrettyCurlieQ
12-13-2007, 05:25 PM
Why did my bf just walk up and pull out his thing and then walk off? I started giving him a bj and he was clearly enjoying it. Then he backed up and pulled up his shorts. And we started having a conversation about his friend's kid. Now he's at the gym. We've been having lots of sex and playing around a lot lately, but that was strange... :shrug:

pookie
12-13-2007, 05:26 PM
I will not eat the sandwich i brought home for my boyfriend.

pookie
12-13-2007, 05:26 PM
I must keep telling myself:

I will not eat the sandwich i brought home for my boyfriend.
I will not eat the sandwich i brought home for my boyfriend.
I will not eat the sandwich i brought home for my boyfriend.
I will not eat the sandwich i brought home for my boyfriend.
I will not eat the sandwich i brought home for my boyfriend.
I will not eat the sandwich i brought home for my boyfriend.
I will not eat the sandwich i brought home for my boyfriend.

pookie
12-13-2007, 05:27 PM
...but it has cheese... whimper

PrettyCurlieQ
12-13-2007, 05:29 PM
Six friends reading through a rough manuscript of an erotic novel:

"What's a niffle?"
"You usually find them on the heaving beasts."

"Did you guys get to the part about his huge throbbing pens? .. Don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!"

I love Friends.

cameron_keys
12-13-2007, 05:39 PM
...but it has cheese... whimper

So just pick out the cheese..}:D

britt244
12-13-2007, 05:40 PM
i just snuggled with my kitty for a long time. yay.

pookie
12-13-2007, 05:44 PM
So just pick out the cheese..}:D

i would love to do that...but its a cheese sandwich..so if that happened there would be a slice of lettuce and a couple tomadoes;D

BrunetteGoddess
12-13-2007, 05:53 PM
You will NOT eat the sandwich. ;)

Darcy Foxx
12-13-2007, 05:54 PM
i'm hungry but don't wanna eat before my shoot!

my lip is really swollen and sore this morning, think i might've bumped it in my sleep. or maybe it's just supposed to be like this on the second day haha.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-13-2007, 05:56 PM
^ I wanna see a pic! Which side is it on?

buffie06
12-13-2007, 05:57 PM
I found gowns that fit me and look fabulous! I am sooo happy, they are even Mediums!! I feel totally pretty today :)

britt244
12-13-2007, 06:00 PM
im hungry AGAIN. i already had dinner.

Darcy Foxx
12-13-2007, 06:03 PM
^ I wanna see a pic! Which side is it on?

here's some better pics than the one i posted yesterday

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/Picture139.jpg

wooo my piercings look hot together haha

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/Picture144.jpg

TigersMilk
12-13-2007, 06:04 PM
^^So hot! Did I mention I dig chics with piercings?

PrettyCurlieQ
12-13-2007, 06:06 PM
here's some better pics than the one i posted yesterday

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/Picture139.jpg

wooo my piercings look hot together haha

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/Picture144.jpg
Why you so pretty? I :heartbeat it! HOT!

TigersMilk
12-13-2007, 06:10 PM
Finally cleaning up my house. I've been such a mess. Maybe cleanliness will bring me happiness in the rest of my life.

Lady Jade
12-13-2007, 06:19 PM
Damn-finding an apartment with out 4655363485 bad, bad reviews on those rating sites is impossible! I suppose most of NJ is dirty, unsafe and neglected by now?

Not all of NJ - my apartment complex got all fantastic reviews online! Of course, at $1400/month, it might be a little out of the range you're looking for!

RoseLeigh
12-13-2007, 06:23 PM
Not all of NJ - my apartment complex got all fantastic reviews online! Of course, at $1400/month, it might be a little out of the range you're looking for!

At least there's one! I like that area, but it's the opposite direction of where I need to go!

britt244
12-13-2007, 06:24 PM
Finally cleaning up my house. I've been such a mess. Maybe cleanliness will bring me happiness in the rest of my life.

haha, i felt that way a little bit today. i only cleaned my bathtub, but thats still something!

Roulette
12-13-2007, 06:31 PM
I am so in love with Cary Grant. I'm having a Cary Grant movie marathon rather than packing like I should be.... bad Roulette.

Lady Jade
12-13-2007, 06:32 PM
At least there's one! I like that area, but it's the opposite direction of where I need to go!

I know! Of course, if you take the back roads, you can get to the stadium in like 40 mins even during rush hour. Of course, the back roads can be merciliess if you get stuck behind a douche that's only doing 30 mph!

PrettyCurlieQ
12-13-2007, 06:41 PM
I want to eat something before I go to work.. but what?

Something light, methinks. I don't like being all bloated from a big meal at work...
But I definitely hate going to work on an empty stomach because then I'll get hungry and order from the kitchen. That takes away from my time on the floor making money. AND there's no way I'll eat healthy off that menu. Too much delciousness on there..

Lady Jade
12-13-2007, 06:47 PM
Mmm... spaghetti with butter... I'm so happy on such a cold night!

PrettyCurlieQ
12-13-2007, 06:50 PM
^I made the bomb ass chicken alfredo with rigatoni this afternoon, and it's definitely an indulgence (cream, butter, cheese!). So I really need something light. But my bf just told me he's bringing me Taco Bell. Great. lol

GenWar
12-13-2007, 06:58 PM
All I want for the holidays is to smack Paige's butt!

Wow...I didn't think there was ANYTHING that would blow my whole Xmas list to hell but I'm with Sarah...this is defitely the Xmas gift of the year. Now, if I could just make it happen for myself....

-gen

Lady Jade
12-13-2007, 07:08 PM
^I made the bomb ass chicken alfredo with rigatoni this afternoon, and it's definitely an indulgence (cream, butter, cheese!). So I really need something light. But my bf just told me he's bringing me Taco Bell. Great. lol

None of us anticipated that we'd have to stay almost the whole day at work with all the sleet, so no one brought lunch today. I ended up eating a slice of leftover pizza and a cup o' noodle, so I'm treating myself with my spaghetti! Of course, I could *really* go for a Big Mac... ;D

SarahSynn
12-13-2007, 07:09 PM
Wow...I didn't think there was ANYTHING that would blow my whole Xmas list to hell but I'm with Sarah...this is defitely the Xmas gift of the year. Now, if I could just make it happen for myself....

-gen

Great minds, Gen, we think alike!;D

hardkandee
12-13-2007, 07:21 PM
No more jello shots. I feel like I'm swallowing shower jellies from Lush. :-\ Ew.

TigersMilk
12-13-2007, 07:27 PM
^^Btw, you are awesome for giving me rugelach tips :)

britt244
12-13-2007, 07:47 PM
i dont understand insurance. not one bit. i can get coverage but like it says 80% after deductible, what does that mean? i have to pay? whats the point in insurance if i have to pay? this is like branching off my dads insurance where ive never had to pay more than a copay. i dont understand it at all.

BalletBaby
12-13-2007, 07:49 PM
....though becoming ne usually means you loose your sense of humor :O

Haven't you ever heard of accounting humor???




On a related note, does anyone remember that old MadTV sketch "Lowered Expectations?"



Yes. I like the ms. swan one:D

RoseWhite
12-13-2007, 07:59 PM
^^Btw, you are awesome for giving me rugelach tips :)

Is this, uh . . . MAGIC rugelach? :D

hardkandee
12-13-2007, 08:28 PM
^^Btw, you are awesome for giving me rugelach tips :)

Anytime! How did they turn out?

Magic rugelach? Hehe... that'd be fun. But not as easy to hide as in brownies. :P

kitty260
12-13-2007, 09:04 PM
I'm going to a Christmas party and the symphony this weekend and I wanted these (http://www.aldoshoes.com/eng/storeSection/redirect.cfm?sectionID=b2c/style/productDetails.cfm&itemID=66466786&&var=d&ckey=CA&colorid=2) shoes to go with my dress SO BAD but my tummy makes me all off balance and I couldn't walk in them. :'( I'm seriously choked. They'd have been perfect.

Instead, I got sequined ballet flats. Boo. Now my legs will look stumpy.

Lady Jade
12-13-2007, 09:56 PM
Over a week and I'm still filled with shadenfraude. Oh, I am so bad. }:D

SundayMorning
12-13-2007, 10:14 PM
The problem with coming back to three pages of Random is there were so many posts I wanted to quote but...but....they're pages and pages back! I've gone too far!

Anyway, to whoever quoted Rejected back at me, my anus is bleeding. And I posted the link on the fave youtube thread. :devil:

Ummm and to whoever posted about niffles, :rotfl: that made my night! Erotica typos are hands-down the best kind.

Arrrg see I know I'm missing something. O well. Random goes on.

BalletBaby
12-13-2007, 10:17 PM
I can't find the elf costume I want. Boo.

SundayMorning
12-13-2007, 10:30 PM
Owww...had the "burns cuz I got sexed and wasn't lubalicious enough" pee. Hate that feeling! The sex was ok but I think it was more guilt sex than anything else. Though I have to admit it was nice to be skin-to-skin again...I've been so neurotic about being naked and hairy.

I actually went through a phase of over a year where EVERY time I had sex, it hurt. I got to thinking it was normal, it was how sex was going to feel forever. This was when I was still on the pill and hated my job and all, so I had circumstances. But damn I'm so glad sex doesn't always hurt like that anymore.

TigersMilk
12-13-2007, 10:38 PM
My kitchen smells delicious :)

Roulette
12-13-2007, 11:22 PM
bwahahahaha I haven't packed at all and this is what my room looks like...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/Myname/-1.jpg?t=1197613264

I have to be up at nine and out of the house by 9:30 tomorrow morning and be an awake functioning adult. ugh. why am I still online?!?!

britt244
12-13-2007, 11:25 PM
why on earth would someone i dont even like, and who knows i dont like her, say she doesnt want to get in the middle of things with me and my.. not boyfriend.. i dont know what to call him. i mean really, why WOULD she be involved? so many people cant stand this girl.. im just sorry it took me so long to see how manipulative she is. i never shouldve wasted any time being friends with her.

Fawn
12-13-2007, 11:45 PM
So, we've only been out once, but I really think I might like this guy. It's going to be tough to break the news about my job to him. So far I just told him I'm an asset mannager and gave him the clubs corporate name. It's not exactly lying, but it does make me feel bad. He seems so traditional.

Roulette
12-13-2007, 11:51 PM
something is wrong with me, I still haven't started packing. But I have learned how one forign girl does her cyberpunk makeup on youtube and watched most of an episode of Rosanne.

Is anyone else having issues with reading bulletins on myspace by any chance?

sxybrat07
12-13-2007, 11:53 PM
Yeah, I"m having the bulletin issue. Stupid myspace.

aussiebelle
12-13-2007, 11:56 PM
bwahahahaha I haven't packed at all and this is what my room looks like...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/Myname/-1.jpg?t=1197613264

I have to be up at nine and out of the house by 9:30 tomorrow morning and be an awake functioning adult. ugh. why am I still online?!?!

I swear that photo could have been taken in my room atm. But I'm unpacking so it's not as fun. I'm not too sure how long I can keep avoiding my room completely :-\

Kaylinn
12-14-2007, 12:18 AM
I am so cold. so. cold. I have on a sweatshirt, undershirt, sweatpants, socks, and gloves, and I am wrapped in a blanket. I am freezing. brrrr.

Roulette
12-14-2007, 12:18 AM
^^^ I still haven't started. I have three boxes left so i need to pack carefully (plus I'm kinda anal about getting shit labeled and whatnot... but no. I'm writing a scathing comment on someone's ultra hateful youtube post... I am so cool.

RoseLeigh
12-14-2007, 12:19 AM
Bleh, now they work in tandem?