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SundayMorning
12-17-2007, 12:49 PM
*sniff sniff* My hands smell like rubber. The naughty xmas prezzies came today, including a wide-tip crop, hogtie restraints and a giant red inflatable dildo. I find it hard to believe that in the brief time I handled the dildo--just long enough to wrap it, I swear!--it's already imbued me with its smell. Hmph!

$$$magnet
12-17-2007, 01:28 PM
:-[ :-[ :'(
i just ate an ENTIRE pie in one sitting

(my mom came for a visit yesterday and made it from scratch!)
geez, i need to stop this...

p.s. it was so pretty I had to take a picture of it...before i eated it ;D

ArmySGT.
12-17-2007, 01:30 PM
A scrumptious of strippers?

A darling of dancers?

A heaven of hos?

a Pod of Pussay

a bevy of Beauties

a Flock of Chicks

Circleing of Vultures. Oops did I say out loud?

Murder of Crows comes from the fact that Crows are carrion Birds. In a country that doesn't have Vultures (England) a Crows circling over head can lead you to a body. Crows are also thought to be part of the Spirit world (Celtic?).

Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 01:39 PM
Oh I'm aware of how 'a murder of crows' came about, still weird.

A swarm of strippers,
A pod of peelers,
A scandal of strippers,
A debauchery of dancers,
An ecstasy of entertainers,
A flock of floosies?

I have soooo much food, samosa's, salad, palak paneer, saffron rice, lassi and fresh fruit, this is more than i've had in the last 2 days!!!!!

XXXS
XXXS

RoseLeigh
12-17-2007, 01:48 PM
I have soooo much food, samosa's, salad, palak paneer, saffron rice, lassi and fresh fruit, this is more than i've had in the last 2 days!!!!!

XXXS
XXXS

I'm coming over to help you finish ALL that food. :)

SundayMorning
12-17-2007, 01:56 PM
I like you guys. You're smart and funny and hot and shit. ;D


Oooooooh my extensions came in! The clip-in Jessica Simpson will take some practice but I think I can make it work. And I got a clip-on curly ponytail that looks FANTASTIC and feels freakin' natural as hell. I feel about a billion times sexier. Now I gotta get me waxed and do my nails and possibly tan (have to think about that) and I'm gonna make so much money and roll around in it and have a great 2008. Power of positive thinking, beeyotch!

Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 02:09 PM
Weehoo, money baths, I'm up for that.

RoseLeigh, you so shoulda been there, there's only the rice left and I cant moooooove!!!!

Yuck, but oh so yum.

Why can't I get into hotmail? Aaaaaargh!!!!!

XXXS

RoseLeigh
12-17-2007, 02:11 PM
RoseLeigh, you so shoulda been there, there's only the rice left and I cant moooooove!!!!


Damn. I need samosas. And aloo chole.

Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 02:19 PM
Oh god, the though of more food makes me wanna barf, gimma an hour and I'll be back on it again :-)

RoseLeigh
12-17-2007, 02:25 PM
Seriously, should I go rent The Secret? I keep being told to, but it sounds crazy.

Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 02:30 PM
Why can't I log in to fucking hotmail??? AAAaaaaargh!!!!!

OK, imma gonna get off the puter now and go do some shit, I'm moving countries and only have tomorrow left to do anything, so i gotta do it, like now, watch me go, woo hoo, any moment now, alrighty, here we go.........

Yep

SundayMorning
12-17-2007, 02:37 PM
Seriously, should I go rent The Secret? I keep being told to, but it sounds crazy.

Think positive. There, now you don't have to rent it.

RoseLeigh
12-17-2007, 02:45 PM
Think positive. There, now you don't have to rent it.

Haha-is that it?

SundayMorning
12-17-2007, 02:52 PM
Yup in a nutshell. It's a lot more new-agey than that. Basically, whatever you think, you draw to yourself. Only in the Universe's time--you can't just think "I'm rich I'm rich I'm rich" and have $1 million appear on the floor in front of you. But it all boils down to "visualize yourself having everything you want" and don't think about the negatives or you'll draw those to you instead.

Like I said, new-agey. Still, there's enough support for "power of positive thinking" that I can't totally discredit it.

Speaking of positive thinking, Suns at Spurs tonight and we'll be there! Wish the boys luck! (Except for you AZ chicas, to whom I offer a heartfelt pppbbbbblth!)

austinatalie
12-17-2007, 02:58 PM
Im worried. I think I know who my SS is and the person I think it is hasnt been on since the 10th and has a low post count. And im currently without present :(

TigersMilk
12-17-2007, 03:29 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
I gotta B in crime report writing. Most hated class of my semester.


DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!:drum: :drum: :drum:

I gotta B in my pre-calc class!! Well thats the score on blackboard but he lets us drop the lowest test score. With my calculations with the lowest test score dropped I'll have an 89.6. He's a really nice teacher and might be kind enough to bump me up 2/5 of a point.

OMG I'm gonna cry....pre-calc was hard. I retook college algebra this summer b/c I failed it with a F in the spring. I worked hard to pass pre-calc!!!

pookie
12-17-2007, 03:34 PM
I have an addiction to my rubicks cube. I love that thing. I solve it then make my bf mess it up then solve it again and again. sigh.

Chicagoeditor
12-17-2007, 03:38 PM
Office Xmass party in 30 minutes. Can you say, "Open bar"?

pookie
12-17-2007, 03:39 PM
^^It's always best to get really drunk at those and hit on everybody with two or four legs

TigersMilk
12-17-2007, 03:46 PM
And I got $213 back from school!! This totally makes my day.

Yekhefah
12-17-2007, 03:51 PM
This morning, I knew I was back in the South, because I actually said (and this is a direct quote): "Bless her heart, she don't have any more sense than a doodlebug."

Yeah. ::)

Lady Jade
12-17-2007, 03:57 PM
Thanks everyone for their concern and well-wishes! Boy is feeling fine (although I'm still keeping an eye on him just in case), and we have to wait about a week before the insurance adjuster to come and look at the truck. I'm hoping that they won't total it, but we'll have to see.

It was so bitterly cold and windy this morning, I didn't want to get out of bed. Almost 12 hours later, I still wish I hadn't :D

Lysondra
12-17-2007, 04:05 PM
Ah fuck. I woke up feeling super depressed and like my whole world was ending and I don't even know why. I feel sick.

Sand
12-17-2007, 04:08 PM
Let me tell you all a secret. I prefer my avatar display picture to be posted in white rather than in pink so sometimes I wait for someone to post before I do :P

Yekhefah
12-17-2007, 04:10 PM
Lady Jade, I am very glad your Boy is okay. Give him a tight hug from us.

K is flying in tonight! We're getting a hotel room and I bought some Italian wine and we are going to fuck like tigers all night long.

Lady Jade
12-17-2007, 04:14 PM
^^^ I'm jealous, I want wine!

Instead, I'm drinking Coke and working on Christmas crafts. Can't work the hot glue gun too well if I'm tipsy!

pookie
12-17-2007, 04:34 PM
*going to watch America Pie*

OdysseusNJ
12-17-2007, 05:11 PM
Wow my new driver's license photo is actually a nice shot, unlike the last one. Probably because I wizened up and started going to the DMV with no line.

G-Real
12-17-2007, 05:11 PM
Let me tell you all a secret. I prefer my avatar display picture to be posted in white rather than in pink so sometimes I wait for someone to post before I do :P

couldn't you just add a white background?...

OdysseusNJ
12-17-2007, 05:17 PM
*sniff sniff* My hands smell like rubber. The naughty xmas prezzies came today, including a wide-tip crop, hogtie restraints and a giant red inflatable dildo. I find it hard to believe that in the brief time I handled the dildo--just long enough to wrap it, I swear!--it's already imbued me with its smell. Hmph!

Hehe, so I take it you were on Santa's naughty list, not the nice list...

ArmySGT.
12-17-2007, 05:23 PM
^^^ I'm jealous, I want wine!

Instead, I'm drinking Coke and working on Christmas crafts. Can't work the hot glue gun too well if I'm tipsy!

Give it a whirl! Come on see what happens............ Play pin the tail on the Boyfriend;D

Callyish
12-17-2007, 05:29 PM
Im tired... im cranky... im bitchy... fighting with boy and wanting to go on a killing spree.

Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 05:35 PM
I still can't get into hotmail!!! grumble grumble..

My hair's growing so fast, but it's so brittle. My friend who's a senior colourist (or some equally snazzy title) thinks it's the copper in the water here, it makes me feel better to think it's something out of my control.

I'm so fucking nervous about moving to Canada sometimes I can hardly breathe.
It's so surreal, my whole life is surreal.

Tomorrow i must buy some buttons for my new skirt. Yes.

I'm craving a vodka and cranberry juice even though i'm all tucked up in bed with my teeth brushed.

I feel like a lizard my skin is so dry, eck.

I have a worrying addiction to SW.

XXXXS

Callyish
12-17-2007, 05:38 PM
Scarlett where are you moving to in Canada?

Wait... was that you moving to Vancouver?

RoseLeigh
12-17-2007, 06:07 PM
Taking a nap has made me more tired...

SarahSynn
12-17-2007, 06:08 PM
Teeth_of_the_hydra's new avatar is fucking sexy! Damn!

pookie
12-17-2007, 06:31 PM
I like cookies a little too much. I have no will power to not eat them sometimes.

TigersMilk
12-17-2007, 06:32 PM
Leaving to see I Am Legend at the Imax!! I've never been to an Imax movie before.

Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 06:37 PM
Yep yep, that's me Cally :-)

XS

sun child
12-17-2007, 06:40 PM
I am so not ready for Christmas. My car is fucked and I gotta take care of that, but my schedule for the next few days is packed. I have not gotten anyone presents for Christmas. I haven't been to any Christmas events or parties. I'm doing it all last minute and I'm stressed out of my mind. I also feel like I'm developing a sinus infection.

Christmas makes me sick.

2008 must be better than 2007...

RoseWhite
12-17-2007, 06:44 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
I gotta B in crime report writing. Most hated class of my semester.


DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!:drum: :drum: :drum:

I gotta B in my pre-calc class!! Well thats the score on blackboard but he lets us drop the lowest test score. With my calculations with the lowest test score dropped I'll have an 89.6. He's a really nice teacher and might be kind enough to bump me up 2/5 of a point.

OMG I'm gonna cry....pre-calc was hard. I retook college algebra this summer b/c I failed it with a F in the spring. I worked hard to pass pre-calc!!!

Congratulations!!! That is MAJOR. (Especially the nasty math. Terrifies me to the core.)

Have I ever told you how cool I think your course of study/career path is? Well, I think it's pretty damn cool. So there.

RoseLeigh
12-17-2007, 06:46 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
I gotta B in crime report writing. Most hated class of my semester.


DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!:drum: :drum: :drum:

I gotta B in my pre-calc class!! Well thats the score on blackboard but he lets us drop the lowest test score. With my calculations with the lowest test score dropped I'll have an 89.6. He's a really nice teacher and might be kind enough to bump me up 2/5 of a point.

OMG I'm gonna cry....pre-calc was hard. I retook college algebra this summer b/c I failed it with a F in the spring. I worked hard to pass pre-calc!!!

Yay for good math grades! Congrats.

RoseWhite
12-17-2007, 06:46 PM
^^^ I'm jealous, I want wine!

Instead, I'm drinking Coke and working on Christmas crafts. Can't work the hot glue gun too well if I'm tipsy!

Lady Jadie, I find it very endearing that you fixated on the "wine" part of Yekhefah's evening plans and couldn't care less about the "fucking like tigers" part. ;D

Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 06:47 PM
Oh i forgot to congratulate you too TM, and I also think it's hella cool. Well done. I so can't wait to go back to uni.

XXXXS

OdysseusNJ
12-17-2007, 06:56 PM
Lady Jadie, I find it very endearing that you fixated on the "wine" part of Yekhefah's evening plans and couldn't care less about the "fucking like tigers" part. ;D

Heheheh I thought I was the only person who noticed this...

OdysseusNJ
12-17-2007, 06:57 PM
I like cookies a little too much. I have no will power to not eat them sometimes.

If it makes you feel any better I have no willpower not to eat them all of the time.

Lady Jade
12-17-2007, 06:58 PM
Lady Jadie, I find it very endearing that you fixated on the "wine" part of Yekhefah's evening plans and couldn't care less about the "fucking like tigers" part. ;D

Eh, too busy for sex, must finish Christmas crafts! :D

Fuck, I went over to my mom's to go drop stuff off and took a nasty spill down the really steep driveway. I *told* her to put down more salt when I called her this afternoon, but she totally ignored me. Now I have 2 enormous bruises on my ass and my knee - it looks like boy beat me or something! And they're really hurty. :'(

Lady Jade
12-17-2007, 06:59 PM
Heheheh I thought I was the only person who noticed this...

Pfft, you're going to meet my boyfriend soon. Then you'll see why I couldn't care less about fucking! :D

SarahSynn
12-17-2007, 07:00 PM
OMGOMG the weirdo front desk guy stopped by my office again. I think he's stalking me *hides*

Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 07:00 PM
^^^Ow! Hope it doesn't bruise up too bad.

I wish it would just bloody snow already, it's cold enough.

XS