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cherryripeboy
12-19-2007, 06:12 AM
I love people calling and asking for directions here.... it is called mapquest people, or GPS, or google maps.... What do I need to do fire up the Bat Signal.
Well the gopher struck back time for more fox urine.....
Well off to work for my milk and my crusty loafs.....
dern, now that sounds bad.
Hey can I trade a day's wages if someone takes over for a day? .... um nope don't think I'd have any takers. I'll just have to get out the 20lbs sledge and go to work. Some users and techs need some hard core banging of the powered bone nature....
I hope I can be good today, this congestion is making me evil.
phillyvixen
12-19-2007, 06:55 AM
Why does my mom insist on causing so much drama at Christmas. Like she is the only one who can't just go with the flow. And she always buys the worst gifts. This year my husband and i are getting these frozen Super Suppers for when the baby comes, but we don't get them until January or February because shes to cheap to buy them at chirstmas or something. I don't know, she embarrasses me. My husbands family is so kind and gracious and she is such a weirdo sometimes. I do love her every much but why does she always have to ruin Christmas. I have a baby drs apt this morning. Hope everything is good. I vow not to look at the scale because it depresses me!
GoldCoastGirl
12-19-2007, 06:56 AM
I'm not in love.
Just that there is no icon or 'mood' available that says I might have found someone.
Nope. I'm not saying anything more than FUCK YEAH I DESERVE SOMEONE LIKE HIM DAMNIT!
*dreamy sigh*
I deserve something good to happen to me :)
hannah83
12-19-2007, 07:06 AM
I'm so angry right now. My roomie went somewhere with my car.
and she's not home yet.
did i mention that she is one of the worlds' worst drivers....EVER?!
I'm nervous that she's going to get into an accident. And that would just piss me off so much. I just got my damn car back from the shop!!! The last thing I want is for something to happen to it.
she better get home asap. or i'm going to fuckin lose it.
hannah83
12-19-2007, 07:39 AM
she just got home.
must.not.yell.
i just want to ask her what the fuck she was thinking. taking my car...for over an hour.
without asking.
stellaforstars
12-19-2007, 09:29 AM
I'm sick and the boyfriend's sick. With two entirely different things.
Not only am I *not* getting better, I can't even be in my own apartment...He's sick with a horrible stomach flu/explosive diarrhea thing that's dreadfully contagious. So I'm terrified to step foot into the house. I've been over at my mother's for the last 24 hours and over there I shall stay until he tells me he is better.
Worst part is...I left my computer over there. *cries*
When, oh when, will I ever be able to write my first orgasm thread?
Chicagoeditor
12-19-2007, 09:34 AM
When, oh when, will I ever be able to write my first orgasm thread?
So, wait, you had your first-ever big "O" and then got sick? That's lousy luck. On the other hand, it gives you (and him) and major reason to rest and recover.
Feel better.
phillyvixen
12-19-2007, 09:39 AM
went to the dr. everything is perfect. now I am lunching at panera yummmmmy! then a bit of shopping and a nap sounds like a great afternoon. we have newborn class tonight fun fun
sun child
12-19-2007, 10:21 AM
My three big plans in the last few months have failed due to sickness and/or my own lack of communication. Next year has to be different.
kaiarose
12-19-2007, 10:42 AM
I really hate the girls that come on here and have like 2 posts and are like "would you buy a dance from me"? "Am I hot enough?" "I just totally need someone to stroke my ego because I know I'm extremely hot but I just need someone to tell me that in and out of work, constantly." Seriously.
I gotted it all dones. Woot. Now, to finish a powerpoint and prep for two exams. Is it sad that this is the most relaxing day I've had this week?
Mastridonicus
12-19-2007, 10:49 AM
If I pick my nose deep enough...I have to sneeze.
If I pick my nose deep enough...I have to sneeze.
Then stop digging for gold. :P
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 10:52 AM
OK so funny story from last night. Backstory: all our Xmas goodies are in front of the tree. He knows pretty much everything that I got him, including the Wii. I know that he's gotten me some Lush stuff cuz I smelled it (sneaky me!) but I don't know anything else that he has in store for me, except that he's all excited.
The Hubby and I are driving back from the grocery store and I'm giving him the silent treatment because I was pouting about something. He, the perpetual mediator, tries to make small talk to breach the gap between us. "So it was funny, I asked my kids today what they wanted for Xmas and some of them said 'I want a Wii' and I said, yes, my wife is getting me a Wii, and some of them said 'I want a Nintendo DS' and I said yes, I got my---" And he just broke off. We sat in stunned silence for about a minute and then he goes "FUCK!"
LOL. He's so darling.
kaiarose
12-19-2007, 10:55 AM
Weird. That's what my bf is getting me! Stalker!! :)
Mastridonicus
12-19-2007, 10:56 AM
Then stop digging for gold. :P
I love you Rozz!!!! *ruffles your hair*
Chicagoeditor
12-19-2007, 10:57 AM
Anyone nearby Palm Springs? I'll be there for three night right after New Years with, gulp, a big family event. I'm sure I'll need to sneak away for a couple hours at least one night. Also, bringing my tennis racket, if anybody fancies a few sets.
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 11:04 AM
Weird. That's what my bf is getting me! Stalker!! :)
See! I told you. Strippah Twins powers, activate!
Mastridonicus
12-19-2007, 11:05 AM
Form of...vanilla spray...
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 11:08 AM
Shape of...your mom!
OK I dunno what it is about you, Mast, but you're bringing out the immaturity in me today.
Mastridonicus
12-19-2007, 11:09 AM
you mean the imMASTurity?!
oo oo! Lets start a rumor.
Did you know....that....uhm....
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 11:10 AM
That Mast picks his nose!
....oh wait, YOU said that. Damn. Ummmmm....
Mastridonicus
12-19-2007, 11:13 AM
Stupid Stripper-Honesty that gets rubbed off on me...
Oh! Here's a good one!
There is seaweed...in IceCream.
(Points for actually believing this until sharing it with my now-gf only to have her laugh hysterically in my face and not consider me capable of a single intelligent thought since?)
Chicagoeditor
12-19-2007, 11:13 AM
Thinking Mast is avoiding painting the nursery today.
Scarlett.Oz
12-19-2007, 11:14 AM
I love flirting with strangers. Today when I got on the bus there was this cute guy. I could tell he was the type who loves dirty messy sex, with whips and teeth and blood and bruises, I could just see it in his eyes. I decided that by the end of this bus ride he's gonna be gaggin' for it so I proceeded to make a few subtle movements with my hands, shift in my seat ever so subtly and as I was getting off the bus 'adjusted' my jacket so he could see the fresh bloody ink on my hip. It worked a charm, he couldn't take his eyes off me and his jaw was on the floor, made me giggle all the way home, Yay for ego boosts!!!
Tomorrow I am going away and might not be on SW for a couple weeks, I am dreading catching up on the random thread already.
Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod, I'm going to see him in 10 days, for the first time in 7 years, Oh my fuck, wow, shit, aaaahhhhh.
That's all
XXXXS
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 11:16 AM
Seems plausible. There's seaweed in my energy drink! (Algae, seaweed, whatever.) You obviously never had an old skool ice-cream-making party...the only stuff that went in there was ice, cream...eggs...uhhh.....sugar....turkey....
Mastridonicus
12-19-2007, 11:16 AM
Thinking Mast is avoiding painting the nursery today.
Dear Pot,
Meet Kettle.
Love,
Kettle.
I tried to get in there to paint it, but RoseWhite wouldn't let me near her with the brush.
sxybrat07
12-19-2007, 11:19 AM
I am in a fabulous mood. But I have to go Christmas shopping...ick. People. Oh well, I don't care, fabulousness for everyone!
Mastridonicus
12-19-2007, 11:19 AM
Seems plausible. There's seaweed in my energy drink! (Algae, seaweed, whatever.) You obviously never had an old skool ice-cream-making party...the only stuff that went in there was ice, cream...eggs...uhhh.....sugar....turkey....
OBVIOUSLY.
Yea...we were a little to busy with our EASY BAKE OVEN. Making cool shit for you people to eat before dealing a crushing "No" to seeing a movie and "Look Out Point"
I feel like watching Buffy. I may go as Xander next year for halloween.
cameron_keys
12-19-2007, 11:39 AM
I wonder exactly how many times I can watch Veronica Mars before I get tired of it. I"ve watched season 1 &2 (havent gotten 3 yet) at LEAST 5 times each. I have it on all day every day..while I"m getting ready for work, on the computer, reading, cleaning..whatever...its on. It's all Veronica all the time.
Hubby is starting to make fun of me...it's been weeks like this.
Whatever...it's like comfort food for my mind. It makes me feel better and right now..anything that makes me feel better I'll take..esp if it isnt harmful or illegal!!
And it HAS spurned me to do something I've thought about for awhile...send out applications to PI companies to be an intern/assistant. I think I'd make a kick ass PI!
PS...Mast..your sig has been bugging me....YOUR face here....not YOU'RE. Sorry...couldnt help it.
Alright, I wrote my to-do list for today... going back to sleep now. :P
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 12:01 PM
OBVIOUSLY.
Yea...we were a little to busy with our EASY BAKE OVEN. Making cool shit for you people to eat before dealing a crushing "No" to seeing a movie and "Look Out Point"
I feel like watching Buffy. I may go as Xander next year for halloween.
Nah do the Oz thing and have a sticker with "Hi, my name is GOD."
We just watched "Once More, With Feeling" yesterday! Ahhh the depression of Season 6...only balanced by the crazy angry sex of Season 6.
Mastridonicus
12-19-2007, 12:09 PM
Hahaha RoseWhite introduced me to Buffy using "Once More With Feeling" (Clips) and "Hush". Almost exactly a year ago. Since we would have long phone-hangouts where we would watch episodes over the phone :D Wow, seems like it was so long ago. That girl rox.
I thought season 6 was so up beat and all. And what was REALLY amazing, was how well they hid the fact that Buffy was THE SLAYER until season 7. :D
cameron_keys
12-19-2007, 12:22 PM
And what was REALLY amazing, was how well they hid the fact that Buffy was THE SLAYER until season 7. :D
Huh? Hid? Did I miss something?
Scarlett.Oz
12-19-2007, 12:41 PM
I think some gelatin type stuff is derived from some sort of seaweed so could be in ice-cream but I haven't even bothered googling it so I really have no idea what i'm talking about. Yep.
XS
Callyish
12-19-2007, 12:55 PM
So dude was pissing me off when I was doing my lunch show today... I got annoyed with him bent over and farted in his face then walked away.
It just felt so good to do. I've been in a bitter mood lately.
Scarlett.Oz
12-19-2007, 01:04 PM
Bahahahahahaha, well done Cally.
XS
phillyvixen
12-19-2007, 01:20 PM
Thats awesome Cally!
I drove to the mall, circled around for parking for 10 minutes, finally got a spot, sat in my car and decided that there was no way in hell i was going in to that pit of dispair. I hate crowds, i hate malls, I just couldn't do it. luckily i got all my shopping done on the internet this year and was just going to ask sprint a question about my phone. FUCK THAT!
I also decided i hate people that don't use turn signals.
PuertoRicanPinup
12-19-2007, 02:08 PM
Uh it took me almost four hours to drive to LA from north county San Diego. It was rainy and I had traffic like the whole way..
kaiarose
12-19-2007, 02:17 PM
I just re-watched that hatchet to the penis video and I'm feeling kind of sick :( Why did I watch it? Because the convo came up the other night and I was told they didn't think it was real, so I sent it to said person, and they still didn't think it was real so I watched it again and it looks real to me. I watched it all the way through this time and I'm really regretting it.
On a happier note, I'm going xmas shopping tonight and going to have me some Olive Garden for dinner. Yee-haw!
Bella21
12-19-2007, 02:59 PM
I hate when I finally have to suck it up and clean my duvet... FEATHERS! FEATHERS EVERYWHERE! *sneezes and rubs nose*
I would like to thank Target for my rubber boots! They're brown with little blue hearts. :) I wore them with a skirt and sweater to the grocery store today. The chick at the checkstand was giving me dirty looks. I'm not sure if it's because I looked good or because I looked weird. ;D
PrettyCurlieQ
12-19-2007, 03:16 PM
I just paid like $400 in bills last week (I think four of them were past due), and already, another one is past due today. Grrrr.. But I'm getting caught up after four months of financial instability (ie my bf couldn't find a job and I had to be his sugar mama!) So now that his checks are coming regularly, we're getting back on track. I just didn't think anything would be late yet. :( If it's not one thing IT'S A-FUCKING-NOTHER!
Picaresque
12-19-2007, 03:23 PM
I would like to thank Target for my rubber boots! They're brown with little blue hearts. :) I wore them with a skirt and sweater to the grocery store today. The chick at the checkstand was giving me dirty looks. I'm not sure if it's because I looked good or because I looked weird. ;D
That ensemble sounds uber-cute...and you're hot anyway...so I'm going to guess it was b/c you looked good. :yes:
PCQ...aaaaaargh! I know how you feel. I can't wait to start at a good-money club and get all these bills out of the way so I can finally BREATHE again!
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 03:44 PM
My dog smells nice and he's all bug-free! I hate Texas...if it's actually warm enough outside for fleas and ticks to proliferate in December, it's too damn warm!
And I'm jamming to Rage Against the Machine. Fuck yeah!
Bella21
12-19-2007, 03:49 PM
Picaresque, thanks! ;D
PCQ, the WORST is when you go to the mailbox to drop off a bill (or more) and check your new mail... and there's ANOTHER one in there! Argh!
So, I recorded West Side Story. I figured it's supposed to be a classic and I haven't seen it and I should... is it bad that I don't like it? Am I the only one? If I weren't stuck in front of the TV folding laundry I don't know if I could watch it. I tried last night and fell asleep within minutes.
cherry_sin
12-19-2007, 03:58 PM
Oh, I totally agree, Bella. Don't feel bad.
PrettyCurlieQ
12-19-2007, 04:01 PM
Man, these diet pills I've been taken wear me out. I don't feel particularly energized on them, but a few hours after I take them I CRASH. Like I could pass out. It's driving me insane. I slept soooo well last night (until noon today) but around 3:30 I started feeling like death. And I'm about to go to work, and now I can't do it unless I pop another pill and bring some more for later. I've never felt so tired, it's crazy.
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 04:31 PM
Yeah West Side Story is great for getting really annoying songs stuck in your head for years at a time, nothing more. But there are very few musicals I actually enjoy watching.
Bella21
12-19-2007, 04:33 PM
Man, these diet pills I've been taken wear me out. I don't feel particularly energized on them, but a few hours after I take them I CRASH. Like I could pass out. It's driving me insane. I slept soooo well last night (until noon today) but around 3:30 I started feeling like death. And I'm about to go to work, and now I can't do it unless I pop another pill and bring some more for later. I've never felt so tired, it's crazy.
Are you eating enough?
--
Good, then I won't feel bad about deleting this from my DVR! *deletes*
SarahSynn
12-19-2007, 04:33 PM
I love musicials and hate "Westside Story," but "when you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way!!"