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cameron_keys
12-19-2007, 04:35 PM
"when you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way!!"
From your first cigarrette to your last dying day.....
I <3 West Side Story
SarahSynn
12-19-2007, 04:37 PM
From your first cigarrette to your last dying day.....
I <3 West Side Story
LOL! OMG
I don't know how many fucking productions of this play I put on in high school, but it brings back some crazy memories though.
It's hard to get past all the horrible fake tans in the movie!
Bella21
12-19-2007, 04:40 PM
^and the cameltoe on the guys!
Lysondra
12-19-2007, 04:40 PM
I'm looking at making four grand this week. WOO!
I wrote Dry a letter asking him to please contact me because I was worried. I gave him a day to get the letter and a day to reply and...nothing. *sigh* Dick.
TheSexKitten
12-19-2007, 05:16 PM
http://img106.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_0a3_FEMJOY_corinna_perfect_tits.jpg
This is a perfect body... wow
Lady Jade
12-19-2007, 05:25 PM
Dammit, I have to bake cookies again for work. My oven needs to break or something. Seriously.
cameron_keys
12-19-2007, 05:32 PM
http://img106.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_0a3_FEMJOY_corinna_perfect_tits.jpg
This is a perfect body... wow
Not bad..def doable..but not perfect. saddlebags and too skinny. Take the fat from her thighs and put it on her ribs and yeah...better
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 05:35 PM
Yeah I'm not a big rib fan myself. I wanna see her from the back...I'm such a butt pirate.
SarahSynn
12-19-2007, 05:36 PM
I'm in love with Lucy Pinder. She's sooooooooo fucking hot!!!
Scarlett.Oz
12-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Tomorrow i'm leaving on someone else's holiday which gives me half a day to organise my shit to move when i get back, i don't feel adequately prepared and i'm scared they'll turn me back at the border cos i have no proof of funds, i don't get paid until the 4th.
Ok i'll admit it, i'm scared, real scared.
xxxs
lestat1
12-19-2007, 05:42 PM
http://img106.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_0a3_FEMJOY_corinna_perfect_tits.jpg
This is a perfect body... wow
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers! ;D
Well, unless they were triscuits. The triscuit crumbs and shards are like viscious little skin-punturing wood slivers. I certainly wouldn't want to try to sleep on triscuit splinters, especially if I were naked. And why? All because lil' miss hot body up there couldn't be bothered to go into the kicthen to eat her post-coital snack? Geez...inconsiderate much!? Not to be shallow of the topic of snack food choice, but there are enough risks as is without bringing cracker dangers into the bedroom.
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 05:43 PM
^Saying a quick prayer that everything goes unbelievably smooth for you, Scarlett!
Shit this song always puts me in a mood!
That there
Thats not me
I go
Where I please
I walk through walls
I float down the liffey
Im not here
This isnt happening
Im not here
Im not here
In a little while
Ill be gone
The moments already passed
Yeah its gone
And Im not here
This isnt happening
Im not here
Im not here
Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes
Im not here
This isnt happening
Im not here
Im not here
"how to disappear completely," radiohead
cherry_sin
12-19-2007, 05:43 PM
I completely agree with CK in re: the girl. Ribs - since when is THAT sexy?
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 05:44 PM
Silly lestat. We already knew you're a cracker.
cameron_keys
12-19-2007, 05:45 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers! ;D
Well, unless they were triscuits. The triscuit crumbs and shards are like viscious little skin-punturing wood slivers. I certainly wouldn't want to try to sleep on triscuit splinters, especially if I were naked. And why? All because lil' miss hot body up there couldn't be bothered to go into the kicthen to eat her post-coital snack? Geez...inconsiderate much!? Not to be shallow of the topic of snack food choice, but there are enough risks as is without bringing cracker dangers into the bedroom.
You'd hate me then...I eat Triscuits in bed quite often. One of hubbys pet peeves about me. Oh well. I eat tube steak in bed too so shut the hell up about my Triscuits }:D
sxybrat07
12-19-2007, 05:45 PM
My feet hurt. Wearing cute boots to the mall was a bad idea. On the plus side, I got presents for everyone except boyfriend, and a new blush from MAC! :) AND, I ended up spending about 1/3 of what I thought I'd have to. Yay!
GoldCoastGirl
12-19-2007, 05:49 PM
I'm looking at making four grand this week. WOO!
I wrote Dry a letter asking him to please contact me because I was worried. I gave him a day to get the letter and a day to reply and...nothing. *sigh* Dick.
Could Xmas be making him busy? As a heap of businesses would be doing the "wind up" this week so as to be able to free themselves for a week before "getting back to it" after Xmas and New Years ? How the hell are you fitting in all those bookings ? Are they all Brisbane based?
Plus why am I stuck with the Banditos gig? I'm not a huge fan of this biker club after what they did at Cheerleaders. Fuckers. The agency was very instant that I take it. So I took the gig. Plus.. um.. I don't want to get bashed because I gave them dirty looks due to how they fucked things back at Cheerleaders (I'm STILL feeling the repercussions of them having taken over the club as now it has a bad rep and thus the quality of patrons and customers has gone done since that incident).
Lysondra
12-19-2007, 05:54 PM
Could Xmas be making him busy? As a heap of businesses would be doing the "wind up" this week so as to be able to free themselves for a week before "getting back to it" after Xmas and New Years ? How the hell are you fitting in all those bookings ? Are they all Brisbane based?
Plus why am I stuck with the Banditos gig? I'm not a huge fan of this biker club after what they did at Cheerleaders. Fuckers. The agency was very instant that I take it. So I took the gig. Plus.. um.. I don't want to get bashed because I gave them dirty looks due to how they fucked things back at Cheerleaders (I'm STILL feeling the repercussions of them having taken over the club as now it has a bad rep and thus the quality of patrons and customers has gone done since that incident).
If Xmas is making him busy, he's still a dick. He disconnected his phone when he lost his company (as it was a company phone) and hasn't called me ONCE since it happened. Of course this meant since I couldn't get a hold of him he ended up not accompanying me to my work Christmas party like he promised TWICE. His last words to me were 'I really like you and want to see you again. What are you doing next week?'... so I have NO idea what happened to him. There's no reason to say that shit and then just up and disappear. :no:
6 of my shows are close to eachother on Friday. I have three today. I only had two yesterday but got $100 in tips (including during my show! Yay!) making it a $600 day yesterday. a $700 day today (shows in Toowoomba)... a $1700 day tomorrow and already a $300 on Saturday.. and Saturdays are usually my best. I know that's only 3 grand for the week... but this is PREBOOKED stuff. I finish at 8pm on Friday and I only have one gig on Saturday.. and with it being the weekend before X-mas.. I know I'll get heaps more. :D
cherry_sin
12-19-2007, 05:58 PM
*crosses fingers for you* Good luck! I wish some of that pre-booking could come my way!
Scarlett.Oz
12-19-2007, 06:01 PM
Thankyou Sunday xoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxoxxoox
xs
Callyish
12-19-2007, 06:09 PM
I hate dialup!!!!!
Why can't any of the hotels I stay at in Winnipeg have wireless damnit!
GoldCoastGirl
12-19-2007, 06:13 PM
*crosses fingers for you* Good luck! I wish some of that pre-booking could come my way!
I wish I had a driver instead of me driving myself (and someone coming for the ride as my security) or else I would do the same ... it's because I dislike driving so much that I have to sometimes reject bookings as I know I will end up having silly thoughts of wanting to crash etc.
Seriously. Driving and me do not mix well if I do it too much. I would be a hell of lot more reliable and take a hell of a lot more bookings if I wasn't doing the driving.
.......and if I was in Brisbane. Seems most of the work is up there, huh?
(I rejected a booking in Lismore yesterday because I was the one that would have to do the driving .. I was tired from working Tuesday night.. so if I had someone to drive me I would've been able to catch up on the sleep during the drive down.. and be fine .. except since I was doing the driving.. I would have to had been the one lucid and awake when I was not.. thus I said no for my own safety. I refuse to drive tired.)
lestat1
12-19-2007, 06:27 PM
You'd hate me then...I eat Triscuits in bed quite often. One of hubbys pet peeves about me. Oh well. I eat tube steak in bed too so shut the hell up about my Triscuits }:D
Triscuits in bed...my God. Doesn't the poor man have a safe word to escape that sort of torment? :P
Lysondra
12-19-2007, 06:28 PM
I wish I had a driver instead of me driving myself (and someone coming for the ride as my security) or else I would do the same ... it's because I dislike driving so much that I have to sometimes reject bookings as I know I will end up having silly thoughts of wanting to crash etc.
Seriously. Driving and me do not mix well if I do it too much. I would be a hell of lot more reliable and take a hell of a lot more bookings if I wasn't doing the driving.
.......and if I was in Brisbane. Seems most of the work is up there, huh?
(I rejected a booking in Lismore yesterday because I was the one that would have to do the driving .. I was tired from working Tuesday night.. so if I had someone to drive me I would've been able to catch up on the sleep during the drive down.. and be fine .. except since I was doing the driving.. I would have to had been the one lucid and awake when I was not.. thus I said no for my own safety. I refuse to drive tired.)
It varies. I've had a bunch of Gold Coast shifts before.
ArmySGT.
12-19-2007, 07:04 PM
http://img106.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_0a3_FEMJOY_corinna_perfect_tits.jpg
This is a perfect body... wow
I think so too. Now a linky to more please. }:D
Callyish
12-19-2007, 07:09 PM
Okay so some stupid bitch is going around talking shit about me.
This is the same c*nt i've had issues with in the past in Alberta. Anyway I just started telling people how much of a fake and a fuck up she is. Im just waiting to have my confrontation with her.
Sad thing is shes a late 30's washed up 'feature'. Now im not saying late 30's is old... its just the fact she looks like shes in her 50's.
I've been itching to have it out with her but everytime she sees me she ducks her head and runs away from me.
God shes a stupid c*nt.
Lysondra
12-19-2007, 07:13 PM
Up until you got to the 'late thirties' part I was thinkin', 'SHIT, Cally knows I've been talking shit!'
Callyish
12-19-2007, 07:21 PM
LoL Lysondra.
Seriously this bitch is pissing me off.
When I was in Alberta she was telling girls I don't even know I talk shit about them.
Now shes going around Winnipeg telling girls I talk shit, going on about how much she hates me and one girl said she heard her call me a dirty whore. So umm wtf? Like seriously at her age you would think she would be more mature.
I had to laugh though when she told one of my good friends how much she can't stand me and started to talk shit. He looks at her and goes 'uh you might want to think twice about who you mouth off to about her since shes a good friend of mine.'
Even the clubs don't like having her around. She looks old and shes a prissy princess. She has a huge attitude problem and major ego.
I would think shes jealous but I don't know if thats really it...
G-Real
12-19-2007, 07:23 PM
I hate dialup!!!!!
Why can't any of the hotels I stay at in Winnipeg have wireless damnit!
because its Winnipeg......its the Canadian version of back-wook Mississippi :P
Picaresque
12-19-2007, 07:24 PM
I completely agree with CK in re: the girl. Ribs - since when is THAT sexy?
Can you imagine saying to an overweight girl "ew, fat rolls...since when is THAT sexy?" (...and not getting reamed out for it?) No? So how is it okay when it's at the other end of the spectrum?
That look might not be YOUR aesthetic preference, but everyone has different tastes and different ideas of what's attractive.
stellaforstars
12-19-2007, 08:19 PM
I just had an asthma attack so bad I stopped breathing for two full minutes...
Fortunately for me, I was surrounded by my entire family at the time. My mom managed to pry my inhaler from my clenched hands, my boyfriend laid me out on the ground and my brother forced the inhaler in my mouth...They started calling an ambulance and my dad tried to begin CPR but I regained consciousness right at that moment.
One of the scariest moments I've ever had. And I totally can't afford an ambulance bill, so I'm praying it doesn't happen again before I get to the doctor tomorrow...
//bitching
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 08:43 PM
Bad Stella! Well, good Stella for not dying, but bad Stella for scaring us! Has that ever happened before?
stellaforstars
12-19-2007, 08:45 PM
I've had bad asthma attacks before...Had one once that lasted for 3 days.
But I've definitely never had one like that.
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 08:46 PM
*reluctantly gives up plans to serenade Stella with the timeless '80s classic "Take My Breath Away*
Thank god for your family. S'all I gotta say.
hardkandee
12-19-2007, 08:47 PM
Even the clubs don't like having her around. She looks old and shes a prissy princess. She has a huge attitude problem and major ego.
I would think shes jealous but I don't know if thats really it...
Fuck, I'm not old (but I am a prissy princess) and I'm jealous!! You're fucking hot!
And if the clubs don't want her around, how is she featuring anywhere? They should stop booking her!
Callyish
12-19-2007, 08:49 PM
Fuck, I'm not old (but I am a prissy princess) and I'm jealous!! You're fucking hot!
And if the clubs don't want her around, how is she featuring anywhere? They should stop booking her!
LoL thanks.
Shes featuring because shes riding off reputation. Shes been around forever. There are clubs that are refusing to have her now but Winnipeg runs weird... your not at just one bar. You can work at like 5 different bars in one day so you cross paths a lot. Some bars have her, some wont. I dunno its fucked up and she seriously pisses me off.
TheSexKitten
12-19-2007, 08:58 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers! ;D
Well, unless they were triscuits. The triscuit crumbs and shards are like viscious little skin-punturing wood slivers. I certainly wouldn't want to try to sleep on triscuit splinters, especially if I were naked. And why? All because lil' miss hot body up there couldn't be bothered to go into the kicthen to eat her post-coital snack? Geez...inconsiderate much!? Not to be shallow of the topic of snack food choice, but there are enough risks as is without bringing cracker dangers into the bedroom.
LOL ;D
Meh, I have ribs too. I like them hips though!
Anyway, I was thinking the other day about socialized healthcare, and I might have adjusted my position. I have spoken to several Brits and Canadians and I don't think universal healthcare is QUITE the way to go, but we have a shitload of revamping to do. So far it looks like a semi-privatized system like the one in Australia is the best way to go.
It's weird. I'm so young and my beliefs are shifting constantly.
stellaforstars
12-19-2007, 09:02 PM
I know, right? Without them, I may have lost my chance to see you!
*reluctantly gives up plans to serenade Stella with the timeless '80s classic "Take My Breath Away*
Thank god for your family. S'all I gotta say.
RoseWhite
12-19-2007, 09:05 PM
Don't do that again, Stella! Please! Scary!!!
Lady Jade
12-19-2007, 09:14 PM
Ok, now I'm *really* done baking. No more, that's it. My oven is on strike! >:(
Callyish
12-19-2007, 09:15 PM
But but but... Jade I want cookies :(
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 09:48 PM
I know, right? Without them, I may have lost my chance to see you!
Well I wasn't gonna be QUITE that selfish and single-minded...
Aww who am I kidding?!
(Mmmmm just watched the "Buffy and Spike doin' it in a collapsing building" episode. Made me all frisky!)
stellaforstars
12-19-2007, 09:51 PM
Well I wasn't gonna be QUITE that selfish and single-minded...
Aww who am I kidding?!
(Mmmmm just watched the "Buffy and Spike doin' it in a collapsing building" episode. Made me all frisky!)
God, I love that scene. They bring down the damn building with their FUCKING.
Sunday...I think we're going to have to reenact that...
SundayMorning
12-19-2007, 09:56 PM
Squeeeeeee!
(This inarticulate response was brought to you by Sunday.)
BalletBaby
12-19-2007, 10:50 PM
Wow, I haven't been on SW for days! Go me!
PaigeDWinter
12-19-2007, 10:51 PM
Excerpt time.... deal.
You are born into this world as an innocent.
Guilt-free.
Sugar-free.
Caffeine-free.
You are noble and pure.
Then suddenly...
WHACK.
You are spanked. Really hard. This is unfair. You have done nothing wrong. You know this for a fact.
How?
You haven't had time to do anything --- period. You are only 3 1/2 seconds old. You haven't had time to catch your breath, let alone time to covet a neighbor or furtively screen calls on your answering machine. You don't even have an answering machine yet. You don't even have people to avoid yet --- you are that spanking new.
Which brings us back to the spanking. WHY? Why you? Why all the pain> Although you are only 3 1/2 seconds old, you have just been taught a big life lesson.
Life Lesson #1:
Pain exists.
Life can hurt.
Like, a lot.
Even when you're good you can get whacked. Without apology. Without explanation.
Well, at least not right away. It's not until later, that you finally learn...
Life Lesson #2:
That pain back in Life Lesson #1 was for your benefit. You were being taught to breathe, invited to suck down a yummy, oxygen/nitrogen cocktail. That painful whack was necessary for your growth.
Taken from the book How To Be Happy Dammit (a cynic's guide to spiritual happiness) by Karen Salmansohn
Callyish
12-19-2007, 11:33 PM
I just broke my big toe :( Its all black and swollen and I cant walk on it :( The same leg with the fucked up knee *sigh*
ArmySGT.
12-19-2007, 11:36 PM
Ouch!
*kisses da toe*
stellaforstars
12-19-2007, 11:38 PM
Awwww...Cally, baby! I'm so sorry.
*hugs* :hug:
BalletBaby
12-20-2007, 12:05 AM
*kisses callys toe*
Puppys make everything better!!!!
http://findorepupsrus.homestead.com/Sabrina_Petey_016.jpg
http://findorepupsrus.homestead.com/Sabrina_Petey_017.jpg