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Lady Jade
06-12-2007, 03:49 PM
Maybe they just like your sexy voice....}:D

call them back and tell them they owe you $3.99 a minute...

Haha I'd be flattered if I actually had my voice on my voicemail message! lol I had an automated message (I try to be super careful about that since I've been stalked in the past) that doesn't give any identifying information - just a huge long menu that you have to listen to before you get to the beep! And of course, in order to leave me those "zzz, click" voicemails I'm getting, whoever called would have had to go through all the trouble to get to the beep!

I tried calling them back, and the call never goes through. It's super, duper odd. Same thing with that number from Florida that called me last week!

TheSexKitten
06-12-2007, 06:04 PM
I got my bellybutton pierced!

It's cute as fuck.

Roulette
06-12-2007, 06:47 PM
my thighs hurt and i'm starting to get my appetite back... I havent really had anything to eat since last friday or so.

I think I'm going to work out tonight but I so dont feel like it. le boo. How good for you are those bike machines? think it would be sufficient if I just rode of of those for the durration of say a movie?... hmm...

ArmySGT.
06-12-2007, 08:37 PM
my thighs hurt and i'm starting to get my appetite back... I havent really had anything to eat since last friday or so.

I think I'm going to work out tonight but I so dont feel like it. le boo. How good for you are those bike machines? think it would be sufficient if I just rode of of those for the durration of say a movie?... hmm...

This redefines unhealthy and obsessive. 1970's much? Ghost of Karen Carpenter calling!:-\

Roulette
06-12-2007, 09:17 PM
hahaha I just re-read what i wrote and yeah it sounds terrible. But I go through phases where I just totally lose my appetite (like when I party like i did this weekend), and then it comes back full force. And as for the bike machine thing I'm looking for something that I can do and not pay attention to it because I can watch a movie while I do it... I hate working out, so i try to make it easier. Anyway I made it through about 3 chapters of the movie and I got bored wih the bike so I did some lunges and took a shower. I swear I'm not unhealthy or obsessive, I used to be but I'm not anymore.

BalletBaby
06-12-2007, 10:51 PM
I need a new car. Like NOW.

Roulette
06-12-2007, 10:55 PM
I just had the weirdest slash strongest craving for onion rings. oh man that would be so fucking amazing right now. or a burrito.... you know... because they are similar.

Deni
06-12-2007, 10:59 PM
Yay! I finished my Finance homework!

Now...back to being a bum and being up to no good...as usual! Har!

BalletBaby
06-13-2007, 01:04 AM
I feel naked without my bellybutton ring.

I want to go shopping tommorrow.

I hope my ultrasound goes alright and I don't need surgery.

miss marina
06-13-2007, 02:40 AM
My friend wont stop biting her nails and its grossing me out *glares at her*

hardkandee
06-13-2007, 08:56 AM
I need a haircut. My stylist is on bed rest because she's having a rough pregnancy and she won't be in the salon for at least 3 months. What the hell is a girl to do?

rozz
06-13-2007, 09:32 AM
Aww, crap, I think I'm getting a smartcar.

BalletBaby
06-13-2007, 10:54 AM
I have to keep 32 ounces of water in my bladder for the next hour. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

rozz
06-13-2007, 11:11 AM
I have to keep 32 ounces of water in my bladder for the next hour. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

Just don't think of peeing. Or rushing water.

http://www.arenal.net/la-fortuna/la-fortuna-waterfall-costa-rica-2.jpg

PrettyCurlieQ
06-13-2007, 03:27 PM
I :heartbeat rum...

BalletBaby
06-13-2007, 03:35 PM
Just don't think of peeing. Or rushing water.

http://www.arenal.net/la-fortuna/la-fortuna-waterfall-costa-rica-2.jpg

Oooooooooooooooo that's purty! And I actually had to hold those 32 ounces for TWO hours. I thought I was going to explode. Or piss myself.

BalletBaby
06-13-2007, 03:36 PM
I :heartbeat rum...

Why is the rum always gone....

TigersMilk
06-13-2007, 07:11 PM
I go on a 20 minute run outside and Im sweating like a fat man in july heat at a cannibals festival. Shiiite.

Lady Jade
06-13-2007, 08:44 PM
I am such a dork. I've been throwing food at my friends on Facebook. I'm so juvenile...

Roulette
06-13-2007, 09:14 PM
I love checking my setting and seeing the threads that have been commented on and seeing that the last comment on like 5 of them are all by the same one person.

Also, I got a little sample of the Dove self tanner lotion... I somehow fucked it up and not near my heal it is sort of orange. I dont do this self tanner thing.

I am also in love with Jason Lee and Jason Mewes.

Yekhefah
06-14-2007, 08:11 AM
I am also in love with Jason Lee and Jason Mewes.

ME TOO!! :yes:

rozz
06-14-2007, 08:13 AM
I am such a dork. I've been throwing food at my friends on Facebook. I'm so juvenile...

Is it juvenile that I threw stuff back?

Chicagoeditor
06-14-2007, 10:38 AM
107 in Vegas today. But lovely and chilly in the casino & hotel, where I've been working for two days straight.

CuriousJ
06-14-2007, 10:42 AM
I had a dream I was a security guard WTF !

BalletBaby
06-14-2007, 11:20 AM
I forgot to mention yesterday...

I'M CYST FREE! I'M CYST FREE! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! NO CYST FOR ME!
And now I don't need surgery!

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

I really want to get back in to LSU.

Why must my doggy obstruct my view as I drive?

I've almost perfected the pole trick where you climb up the pole and then flip so you are hanging facing the pole.

I want honey roasted cashews.

PaigeDWinter
06-14-2007, 11:38 AM
I'm watching Fullmetal Alchemist and yelling MASTYPANTS everytime Hughes appears on the screen.


The male is tryin to buy a house. We saw a cute one today. I hope we can scrounge and get it.


Someone come eat McDs with me!


I love mah wife.

Snowles
06-14-2007, 12:57 PM
I've been jobless for over a week, I don't likes it :(. I need moneys so I can go back to the SC. :D

Lady Jade
06-14-2007, 03:17 PM
Someone come eat McDs with me!

Oh my Gawd, I am so craving a Big Mac right now! I'll go eat with you, Paige!

BalletBaby
06-14-2007, 03:30 PM
A guy licked my armpit last night. My dog licked my armpit today. Arn't the similarities between men and animals amazing?

I bought two dresses, a bustier top, and three pair of panties today. I hadn't gone shopping in a really long time so I deserved it.

I'm going to try that new pole trick tonight. And make money money money. And eat a healthy dinner.

I took my belly button ring out for two days, and when I tried to put it in yesterday, I had to kinda push through my skin. Maybe it's because I've never taken it out for that long? It's sensitive now too.

TigersMilk
06-14-2007, 03:57 PM
A guy licked my armpit last night. My dog licked my armpit today. Aren't the similarities between men and animals amazing?


This is a fucking great quote!! HAHAHAHA!! Going in siggy thread....

BalletBaby
06-14-2007, 04:36 PM
^Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I's feels speshal now;D

CallMeSky
06-14-2007, 04:58 PM
damn, i have the hots for my manager...too bad it could never go anywhere.

cherryripeboyII
06-14-2007, 07:53 PM
WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tFVRFy1JsQ

PaigeDWinter
06-14-2007, 07:56 PM
WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tFVRFy1JsQ

That's kinda old school. I did that when I was their age too.

Yekhefah
06-14-2007, 07:59 PM
I am worn-out weary tired. I don't like my low-rent gangster cholo titty bar, where $100 is a great day (I only made $75 today and had to work my ass off to get it) and the customers bark at you to show what DOGS they are. And you can't snap at them or kick their drinks over, because there's a decent chance that any of them might shoot you. I can't wait until I lose some more weight and can work around human beings again.

dangerousdiva
06-14-2007, 07:59 PM
Work has been really good this week, but I can't get my lazy ass off SW to shower and get there already!

I just want a caramel frappuccino and someone to hand me a couple thousand bucks!

cherryripeboyII
06-14-2007, 08:00 PM
That's kinda old school. I did that when I was their age too.

I just noticed it was they were putting under the seat, now I get it.


Then again I was ripping off packets of lube from the hospital....

cherryripeboyII
06-14-2007, 08:05 PM
My 4 year old discovered you tube the other night. He told me show him power rangers videos on the computer.... so I did. I now have heard the theme song to more than 5 different series in 3 different languages. He even loves the bloopers!

Also I have the Mystic Force theme song stuck in my head... just the chorus........

Lady Jade
06-14-2007, 08:18 PM
Yay!

DylanAngel is coming over for dinner tomorrow. Be jealous. Be very, very jealous! ;D

PaigeDWinter
06-14-2007, 09:28 PM
Yay!

DylanAngel is coming over for dinner tomorrow. Be jealous. Be very, very jealous! ;D


I very, very am!

MrChristopher
06-15-2007, 12:54 AM
I have these days fairly often, the kind where I hate everyone. Tonight...I really really want to randomly stab people in the fucking face. Merry Xmas.

rozz
06-15-2007, 01:51 AM
The only thing I want to do right now is crawl back into bed with my honey, wake up late, and go see Fantastic 4.

Off to work with me!

Littlelo
06-15-2007, 02:12 AM
Bah. Father's Day is on Sunday. That means I have to call my dad. I was going to go visit him but I got invited to a pool party...so now I either go to the pary and feel like an asshole all day or go visit my dad and wish I was at the party. I'll probably go to the party.

I think I'll eat some oranges and try not to think about it.

BrunetteGoddess
06-15-2007, 08:21 AM
Yay, it's kind of funny, but I'm happy that I finally got my period.... it was seriously late.

MrChristopher
06-15-2007, 10:07 AM
A big bowl of chili for breakfast was probably not the wisest culinary choice. Urgh.

Chicagoeditor
06-15-2007, 11:15 AM
Yay, work is done! Moving to the MGM & hanging at the pool this afternoon. This evening will involve roulette and top-shelf vodka.

Taylorlila
06-15-2007, 11:23 AM
I have to work at restraunt tonight :P. I really want to just say buh bye to the restraunt biz and dnace fulltime....but the bf insists I keep the "not a stripper" facade up by slaving for cheap fucks in a family restraunt all night long.

I need to eat before i go to work because my Alfredo sucked!

All I can think about is getting breast implants hehe I used to have big boobies when I was younger and I liked being the girl with the nice titties...I want em back.

I really want that lip piercing thats under the center of your lower lip...but just a lil stud...I think that looks so cute.

I work with a really hot chick...too bad shes engaged cuz I wanna do her.

Yekhefah
06-15-2007, 12:03 PM
I haven't shaved in a week. I have major bush but I'm dancing topless so I don't care. My legs are all hairy too but the hair is too light to see, and if any dumb fuck tries to touch my legs today he deserves to get tangled in the undergrowth. I did shave my pits though, so can I have credit for that?

PaigeDWinter
06-15-2007, 12:05 PM
I'm actually laughing WITH the Tyra show right now. Danielle Fishel running around with a bullhorn asking random women "HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR BOOTY??"


AHAHAHA!

CallMeSky
06-15-2007, 02:52 PM
this has been the worst week ever money-wise for me...i think it's coz i havent had sex in months...

I NEED TO GET LAYED!