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LuckyOne
12-21-2007, 01:16 PM
I asked directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam and she lied to me.

Callyish
12-21-2007, 01:27 PM
Yay I get to go buy thigh high boots in a few min to wear over my knee brace for my million shows tonight bleh..

TigersMilk
12-21-2007, 01:40 PM
Be prepared blockbuster online rental people. They are jacking up their prices 40% by next week.

I don't want to xmas shop. I hate fighting for parking. Although I might try Paris's idea of pissing people off with my parking space fake out. hehehe }:D

Callyish
12-21-2007, 01:42 PM
TM.... I love you. Seriously your like the hottest chick ever and I would love the honour tasting your pussy some day.

*blushes and runs away*

TigersMilk
12-21-2007, 01:48 PM
TM.... I love you. Seriously your like the hottest chick ever and I would love the honour tasting your pussy some day.

*blushes and runs away*

*Optimistically grumbles* I miss sex with anyone!! Pussy or dick gimme some. Better yet Cally with a giant dildo....that would make my xmas. :)

PrettyCurlieQ
12-21-2007, 01:54 PM
:sing:You're a crazy bitch. But you fuck so good I'm on top of it....

YOU'RE CRAZY BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU FUCK ME!!!:sing:

kitty260
12-21-2007, 01:59 PM
I think I'm finally getting the prints from a photoshoot I did back in May.....*crosses fingers*

Don't ask why I've been waiting since May. It's a sore point with me and a long story.

Mily
12-21-2007, 02:00 PM
Reason # 58528210302 why it sucks living in an apt complex and trying to sleep during the day. Landscapers weedeating around your damn bedroom window at full speed. >:(

PrettyCurlieQ
12-21-2007, 02:04 PM
^Better than at 5AM, like at my apartment in college. Not sure how I functioned or recovered from hangovers, but here I am.

Mily
12-21-2007, 02:21 PM
^5AM? :O

Goddammit! I just want my sleep cycle baaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!! :weeping:

TheSexKitten
12-21-2007, 02:23 PM
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/cookie-monster.jpg

PrettyCurlieQ
12-21-2007, 03:02 PM
Oh, yeah. I forgot to share my holiday penguin with ya'll...

http://www.joeychgo.com/Happy_Holidays_Crystal_Penguin.jpg

exotisch23
12-21-2007, 03:58 PM
I wish there were an ignore function for negative (whining, complaining, bitching) type threads.

phillyvixen
12-21-2007, 04:27 PM
PCQ i wanted to tell you that old navy has the most cutest penguin slippers!

RoseLeigh
12-21-2007, 04:31 PM
I got a dividend check from my insurance company AND I found enough quarters in the bottom of my purse to do a load of laundry today! I have The Secret. LOL

PrettyCurlieQ
12-21-2007, 04:38 PM
PCQ i wanted to tell you that old navy has the most cutest penguin slippers!
That's fantastic news THANKS! :D

TigersMilk
12-21-2007, 05:16 PM
I will bank tonight. I will bank tonight. I will bank tonight. *clicks stripper heels*

Lady Jade
12-21-2007, 05:24 PM
I had too many drinks at the office party today, but we had a lot of fun. And we all won digital cameras and lots of cash. Whoo!

Callyish
12-21-2007, 05:26 PM
Im going to die... im convinced of this fact...

At least the knee brace under the thigh highs is helping with the pain *le sigh*

sxybrat07
12-21-2007, 05:26 PM
I feel kinda sick, I should probably get food before work.

I bought boy some hoodies for Christmas, but I don't know if he'll like them.

I hate Christmas, it's time-consuming.

cameron_keys
12-21-2007, 05:49 PM
I got NO sleep last night. Got home from work...layed awake with my eyes burning until after 9am...nodded on and off for a few hours and thats it. And thats with 1 1/2 sleeping pills.

So now I have to go to work...our x-mas party(not that that will mean anything I'm sure) half asleep.

Please...5 hour energy shots do your thing...

phillyvixen
12-21-2007, 06:00 PM
I'm SOOOO PISSED!!
My husband is impossible to buy for! I finally find this pair of oakly sunglasses he has been looking for call them and order with plenty of time to get here by christmas. SO i decide to call and check on them only to find out that the stupid stoner kid who took my order didn't FUCKING SAVE it. So they won't be here till the day after christmas. MOTHER FUCKERS!!
SO i printed out a picture of them with a note explaining what happened. I'm going to wrap that up. ARG PISSED

cherryripeboy
12-21-2007, 06:16 PM
I had the most crazy SW dream last night. It was just weird...

bellasera
12-21-2007, 06:22 PM
My bf and I were coming home from dinner and he got pulled over for expired tags. They were almost going to take him to jail b/c it is a federal offense, but fortunately they didn't. Just a court date and a fine. Ugh my whole day has been horrible :(

kitty260
12-21-2007, 06:28 PM
So I take it our troll got banned? My post count dropped again.

SundayMorning
12-21-2007, 07:01 PM
Aww I missed a troll? What was today's topic?

Lysondra
12-21-2007, 07:07 PM
I made $3000 before agents fee last night....

....$2250 After agents fee!! :D

kitty260
12-21-2007, 07:17 PM
Aww I missed a troll? What was today's topic?

He Who Shall Not Be Named popped by for a lame-ass visit under the name 'isueforaliving'. Believe me, you didn't miss much. It was just him saying he's the "invidor of fear" whatever the hell that is.

Lysondra
12-21-2007, 07:19 PM
He Who Shall Not Be Named popped by for a lame-ass visit under the name 'isueforaliving'. Believe me, you didn't miss much. It was just him saying he's the "invidor of fear" whatever the hell that is.

Wow, I didn't know he was still around.. and that he knew what we all called him and made is a username!

RandomUser
12-21-2007, 07:40 PM
This was funny to me on a Friday.

Definition of a smartass:
Can sit blindfolded on an ice cream cone and tell what flavor it is.

Lady Jade
12-21-2007, 10:41 PM
How come no one has been in chat lately? It gets awful lonely in there... :(

Mily
12-21-2007, 11:06 PM
All I want for Christmas is to get my sleep-cycle back in order so I can work! Damn stress! :(

Kaylinn
12-21-2007, 11:12 PM
How come no one has been in chat lately? It gets awful lonely in there... :(

Yeah...I pop in from time to time, but i's been empty...>:(

MojoJojo
12-21-2007, 11:25 PM
I threw monkey poo at everyone. My bad.

leilanicandy
12-21-2007, 11:48 PM
I Got my first druken bruise this week.

hannah83
12-22-2007, 12:44 AM
my best friend is amazing.

so we were at this club tonite, and ran into my ex-boyfriend. Him and I were talking...sorta. But I kept walking away and ending our conversation because honestly, I had nothing to say to him. He had hurt me pretty bad a few months ago and the last thing I wanted to do was sit there and pretend that me and him were okay.

anyways. I guess he walked up to my bestie and said: "why is hannah acting weird tonight?" And she said: "Well. She was completely wrong about you. She thought you were smart but you obviously aren't or you would have never let her go."

And then she walked away.
I wish I could have been around when this convo went on. I would have loved to have seen his face. :D

Callyish
12-22-2007, 12:45 AM
I think I died today.... im not sure....

ArmySGT.
12-22-2007, 01:01 AM
I think I died today.... im not sure....

*tests coochie for a pulse*

sxybrat07
12-22-2007, 01:03 AM
I knocked a chair over on my toe at work. It hurts...alot. I want to go to bed, but I'm not sleepy enough yet. Blah.

Callyish
12-22-2007, 02:08 AM
I jusI just got rally drink in les ithen an hour

maximvsv
12-22-2007, 02:17 AM
Wow, I didn't know he was still around.. and that he knew what we all called him and made is a username!

Not named? Interesting.

Anyhow, I just checked my MySpace page, and he wrote me an e-mail, asking if I was the one responsible for retaliatory legal threats against him. And, to make it more interesting, his profile won't allow someone to send a reply e-mail unless he is added as a friend.

It's all rather weird. I hope that whatever thread it referred-to was entertaining.

MrChristopher
12-22-2007, 02:22 AM
-I keep thinking that maybe I'll get over this whole "I hope everyone dies a horrible awful fiery death" thought process, but nope... It ain't going away.

-Dear Fat Skanks: Thanks for coming to the club tonight. Really, it was awesome. Thanks for hanging out in a group of 6 in the corner. Psst...6 of you in one place is pretty fucking obvious. It's like a herd of elephants. OH, and thanks for tipping the sexy ladies onstage. Oh, wait, you mean you didn't? That's right, you sat there like a cunt and got offended when someone from your tribal periphery even dared to tip a woman. Genius. Just one question: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE? I really don't get it.

-Otherwise, it was a pretty decent evening.

misslizzy
12-22-2007, 02:23 AM
I am going to get really drunk tomorrow. I'm going to my first live show in over a year. I will be full of gin-and-tonic, probably ruin somebody's day in th pit, and the next time I go to work, I will be covered in drunken bruises, but it will be the day after Christmas, so nobody will be there to see it.

Callyish
12-22-2007, 02:24 AM
MrC... if I was there.. I totally would have thrown my shoe at them....

MrChristopher
12-22-2007, 02:35 AM
-I would have thrown one of my boots at them, but it might have been sucked into their flabbulous vortex, and well...I like my boots. I would want it back, you know?

-I guess I don't understand going to a place, paying to get in, and then just being an asshole. I'm picking on the annoying girls because it's easy, but WTF? Stay home. Do us both a favor. We won't miss you.

TigersMilk
12-22-2007, 03:45 AM
I did good tonight yay!

Sienna_TX
12-22-2007, 05:04 AM
Anyone have a log-in for tuscl.com? PM me? :-*

cherryripeboy
12-22-2007, 06:22 AM
I'm dead tired, congested, and now I'm doing to Disney!!

Scarlett.Oz
12-22-2007, 07:30 AM
Yay, I have wireless in my hotel room, but not for long cos it's hella expenseeve, just dropping by to let anyone who cares know that my lonely arse christmas has been single handedly saved by a puppy, yep, i get to puppy-sit over christmas, yaaaaay!!!!!
http://i19.tinypic.com/730i0qg.jpg

XXXXXS

phillyvixen
12-22-2007, 08:01 AM
i wake up every morning with a tummy ache.
I'm sick of being so alone all the time. This time of year is bitter sweet. My husband works crazy long hours but makes a lot of money that he lets me spend. I'd rather have him then the money but i guess shopping is a good consolation prize for being left alone so much. I know i should be treasuring this time because once the baby comes i'll never be alone but i'm just sick of it. I saw him for a total of maybe 2 hours yesterday. An hour before work and an hour after. And he has to work every day until christmas.
January will be slower and then busy again around valentines day and then baby time. The count down is ON! I can not believe how fast time has been flying, its like just a few days from Christmas! That is so insane.
Speaking of Christmas i've committed to seeing both of our families that day but in my heart i want nothing more then a quiet day at home with my hubby opening presents, eating yummys, watching movies and playing wii. I have informed everyone that this is the last year i will be traveling around on Christmas. We want our daughter to be able to chill at home next year instead of being schlepped all around in the cold. I am 27 and putting my foot down, no long will i be guilted into doing things i don't want to do on holidays!!
Today i will go grocery shopping and get my husband a new keg for his kegerator and probably spend too much time online.
We are having a hard time getting our marriage certificate from the Dominican Republic so i think we are going to just go get married AGAIN at the courthouse in philly. How silly is that to have like 3 weddings! I will not be wearing my wedding dress for this one. I don't think i will be able to squeeze into it.
Yay the baby furniture store called and said all of our furniture arrived! I can't wait to get my nursery set up!
OK that is plenty enough rambling from me.
Anyone else notice sometimes the random thread is also the ramble thread?