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The_Oceans
12-24-2007, 10:58 PM
Grrr, I'm sickies on Christmas Eve. I was laid out on the couch from about 10pm last night until 8pm tonight...had to stay under the covers cuz I was freezing otherwise. Turns out I have a temp of 102.9. So I've stayed home while my family went to my uncle's for Christmas Eve.

I hate getting sick when I'm on vacation.

cherry_sin
12-24-2007, 11:37 PM
Dangit. Walmart's closed. NOW where will I get popcorn?

blondhottie
12-24-2007, 11:40 PM
Grrr, I'm sickies on Christmas Eve. I was laid out on the couch from about 10pm last night until 8pm tonight...had to stay under the covers cuz I was freezing otherwise. Turns out I have a temp of 102.9. So I've stayed home while my family went to my uncle's for Christmas Eve.

I hate getting sick when I'm on vacation.

Hope you feel better soon TO!

It's weird-although we have snow here, it doesn't feel like Christmas to me. It came up super fast this year.

MishaBliss
12-25-2007, 01:07 AM
Why do i like the assholes best? I'm fully aware that they are most capable and more than likely to cause me emotional and pyshcological damage yet that makes me want them so much more.
Damn Venus hanging out in Scorpio at the time of my birth...always attracted to the underworld..illicit, illegal, scheming, womanizing, dodgy fuckers....so tempting. I become entirely obsessed. I chase. I see their mind games, their subtle little manipulations and i end up so turned on that i play along anyways. I am tapped :loco:

I love him.

StrawberrySwitchblade
12-25-2007, 01:24 AM
I'm writing a story about a girl who is a complete trainwreck. She goes through abusive men like pairs of socks, strips to buy drugs, shuns her former friends and family, and completely implodes. I almost feel like a traitor for throwing in the stripping part. :/

Lysondra
12-25-2007, 02:08 AM
Is stripperweb...snowing?

Lysondra
12-25-2007, 02:12 AM
Woo, I made out with over $1500 in presents. I got a pair of earrings from Tiffany's! And the Swarovski USB drive I wanted along with a set of headphones I didn't-so-much-want-but-would-like. I also got every.single.pen. from my favourite stationary shop, Kikki.K. And a BEDAZZLER. hahahaha. I think my crystal obession has gone a little far...

Fawn
12-25-2007, 02:20 AM
I hate christmas. Mostly because it's like 20 min of fun with opening gifts that cost a hell of a lot for little appriciation plus several hours with a crazy family plus all of my friends are with their crazy families so I have no one to come out and play with me. Christmas makes me feel trapped with my crazy family, not relaxed and joyous like a holiday should. Ah, fuck it all, pumpkin pie makes it worth the trouble. It really does.

Miss_McKenna
12-25-2007, 02:33 AM
I miss the snow! I grew up where it snowed like crazy, and now I'm in the South where snow is unheard of....hell, its not even that cold here right now!!

I'm glad I don't have to do the crazy family experience this year - tragically (;)) I am too broke to afford the $$$$ plane ticket home and so this year its just me and my little cat! I gotta say, so far I'm liking it a lot better! Hanging out in my pj's, watching some movies, doing my nails....ohhhh yeah!!

(My new years resolution is to be a stripper, so hopefully that'll be true by next Christmas, then maybe I can fly my sister out here!)

cherryripeboy
12-25-2007, 04:27 AM
Ok so I just had the strangest dream....

I think I was in "B" movie...

It was some dark post apocalyptic future, a tribe gets massacred by one of their own that was promised a position in another tribe.... the first tribe hires a sexy assassin to kil him... Then the sexy assassin in leather Kenko Kamen clothing proceeds to seek information... by having sex. She seeks a lot of information. By the time she tracks the betrayer down, I have to wake up and go take a piss. Then I go back to bed, and somehow continue where I left off. Then I wake up and some sexy chick tells me Santa's come, turn on the Christmas tree. Then I fall back asleep... she tells me the same thing a few minutes later. Then I hear my wife mumble the same. (each one coming to the door seperatley. Finally she comes again, and mumbles something about time to get up, Julian vomited.... so I struggle out of bed, to find it is all quiet and calm. So I turn on the tree and start visiting SW.

G-Real
12-25-2007, 05:36 AM
Is stripperweb...snowing?
I trhink it is,

I just woke up and came on here (no I'm not an addict) and I couldn't tell,

I was thinking its either snowing on SW, or my eyes are going or, option C, I'm finally loosing it... :D

Mily
12-25-2007, 06:08 AM
My friend bought me this GINORMOUS Super Stripper makeup case for Christmas. I may have to exchange it and get a smaller one... I don't think the thing will fit into my work locker, LOL!

Yekhefah
12-25-2007, 07:10 AM
I am so stoked about Christmas this year. I'm giving better gifts than I've ever given before. I have absolutely the perfect thing for everybody and can't wait to give them out!

Lysondra
12-25-2007, 07:16 AM
Even though I got everything I wanted and some really nice things... why do I feel so worthless?

*sigh*

RoseLeigh
12-25-2007, 09:19 AM
-MrsC is sewing new jammies for the kidlets. I'm drinking wine and watching that "Blue Planet" show on Animal Planet.

I was watching that last night, too!

Spending the day hiding indoors with the boy. Maybe going to see Sweeny Todd. Car is toast again, so I was stuck at the boy's house w/o my SW. Happy gift-mas to everyone (where applicable).

LatinaRose
12-25-2007, 10:50 AM
I had the best Christmas this year, little stress and lots of happiness! Yay!! I'm usually so stressed out I don't have time to enjoy it.

Now I can't wait for my birthday and new years eve!!

Oh, and Lush shopping on the 26th.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-25-2007, 12:18 PM
Is stripperweb...snowing?
Yeah, I thought my drunken hot chocolate was causing me to hallucinate when I logged on. :drunk:

hardkandee
12-25-2007, 12:33 PM
Parrot shopping on the 26th, too, right?

I'm preparing myself.

LuckyOne
12-25-2007, 12:42 PM
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep opens tonight. Cute-cute-cute.

kaiarose
12-25-2007, 12:52 PM
Wow. Christmas Day and I'm extremely bored! I have things that need to be done but those are the things that aren't very fun to do :( I'm still in my PJ's at almost 2pm! I so lazy!!!!!

Callyish
12-25-2007, 12:53 PM
So my xmas plans just fell through... now im stuck sitting in my hotel room twiddling my thumbs alone.

Fuck Christmas. Im sick of this shit.

MrChristopher
12-25-2007, 12:56 PM
-MrsC got me one of those swanky tempurpedic memory foam pillows, so I just took a nap to try it out. A bit weird at first, but not bad!

-I had to rub my eyes about the snow thing, too. It's subtle.

LuckyOne
12-25-2007, 12:58 PM
Wow. Christmas Day and I'm extremely bored! I have things that need to be done but those are the things that aren't very fun to do :( I'm still in my PJ's at almost 2pm! I so lazy!!!!!

I'm bored-bored-bored too! I should be studying for an exam I have on the 28th but I'm just sitting here playing with my SW avatar...

cameron_keys
12-25-2007, 01:32 PM
Sometimes my parents really piss me off. I'm SO tired of hearing how great my brother is. He's getting married next year and it's ALL they can talk about. Though when I got married they didnt speak to me for 6 months prior and only agreed to come to the wedding about a week beforehand because I wasnt getting married in a church(and therefore my wedding was an afront to God, when they know damn well I"m not religious..havent been since I was 14 and realized how hypocritical the Catholic church was).
But baby bro isnt getting married in a church either..they are getting married on the beach and THATS fine. More then fine..it's beautiful and romantic and blah blah...

My brother is buying a house with his fiancee..THEY are putting 20% down. Umm..yeah...I could have done that too if I didnt go to college and lived at home with no bills until I was THIRTY.

They told me not to send them anythng for Christmas because they know I'm having a rough patch right now...but I bought them Lady Jade cookies anyway.
I got a quick...oh yeah,the cookies,..they were delicious...but YOUR BROTHER got us an LCD tv....

You know what? I'm happy for my brother..I really am. But I'm really fucking sick and tired of being made to feel inferior. He never went to school. works at Jiffy Lube and is moving into a house right down the street. SORRY if I decided to have my own life.

And they dont even know what I do. If theydid...forget about it. They'd never speak to me again...I'd be disowned as a disgrace and the whore of the family.


Sorry for the rant....I hate crying on Christmas

Callyish
12-25-2007, 01:43 PM
Oh Cameron *hugs* Parents truly suck sometimes .

twisterinAZ
12-25-2007, 01:46 PM
I woke up drunk today. Sweet.

hannah83
12-25-2007, 02:08 PM
*hugs Cameron* I'm spending christmas crying too.

The holidays are so hard for me. It's impossible to not just break down and cry. I thought i was holding it together so good, until late last night. My guy called me from Florida...he was crying. Which is something he NEVER does, he tries to be this strong guy all the time. Well, he told me that he missed me so much, and that he loves me. And wants me to come down there.

:( and I just can't. I want to, so much. But my friends and my family are here...

My best friend is at her family's christmas right now, I was invited. But I just couldn't do it. I couldn't go spend Christmas with a different family. If I can't be with mine, I just want to be alone.

Thank god Kali is here, she's keeping me company.

(oh and i'm extremely hungover. went out last night to a friend's house, and played drinking games...with wine. I don't recommend doing that. )

Budai
12-25-2007, 02:09 PM
Beggars line off-ramps
Instead of local church steps.
How can this be so?

Callyish
12-25-2007, 02:15 PM
This sucks.

Its my first xmas all by myself... No family... no SO... hell even my friends are busy.

One of my friends was gonna pick me up to hang at his place drinking wine and ordering pizza n watching movies... but he got snowed in an hour out of town so now im here alone watching tv and and and... Fuck I hate the holidays :(

TigersMilk
12-25-2007, 06:29 PM
I'm gonna get some ice cream cuz I want some damnit.

Pamela
12-25-2007, 06:35 PM
Christmas is gone in a few hours here. YAY!

I want summer already.

Callyish
12-25-2007, 06:38 PM
Ahaha so the girl at the front desk and I get stoned and we're sitting at the desk looking at my knee and we come up with this brilliant idea to sterilize a safety pin and start poking it to see if we can drain the fluid in it :rotfl: we didn't actually poke deep enough to do anything but it was a funny stoner moment.

britt244
12-25-2007, 06:45 PM
told you i wouldnt let him stay broken up with me.

yes i am fully aware of how psycho that sounds.

but things are going to change or it won't matter because i will break up with him.

Lady Jade
12-25-2007, 06:49 PM
As much as I love Christmas, I'm so glad it's almost over.

Callyish
12-25-2007, 06:52 PM
Im sick of hearing about Christmas... every stfu up about it!! Christmas SUCKS!

TigersMilk
12-25-2007, 06:53 PM
The grocery store is closed! Waaaah! No ice cream. I'm tempted to drive around aimlessly looking for a milkshake ..something. I've been inside all day.

Lady Jade
12-25-2007, 06:55 PM
^^^ Go get one of those McFlurries at McDonald's!

snoopy
12-25-2007, 07:05 PM
Ahaha so the girl at the front desk and I get stoned and we're sitting at the desk looking at my knee and we come up with this brilliant idea to sterilize a safety pin and start poking it to see if we can drain the fluid in it :rotfl: we didn't actually poke deep enough to do anything but it was a funny stoner moment.ouch.

Darcy Foxx
12-25-2007, 07:08 PM
i have half an internet connection back. because it wasn't my fault that it all got fucked up and i have to wait for like 10 business days before my adsl will be reconnected, they've given me free dial-up. so i have internet, but it's a painfully slow dial-up connection so i can't really do much.

Callyish
12-25-2007, 07:09 PM
LoL Darcy..... welcome to my world :P Im on dialup and have been for over a week now lol.

TigersMilk
12-25-2007, 07:46 PM
How many posts do you have in this thread ya'll?

No ice cream in site. Just got really cold around here. Maybe b/c the sun went down. I still want ice cream. Caramel brownie vanilla swirl in fact. That would be great to go with my laziness.

SundayMorning
12-25-2007, 09:20 PM
I've seen 3 great movies over the past 5 days! Friday we saw Enchanted...yesterday before Xmas mass (Hubby was paid to sing so we went) we saw Atonement...and we just got back from seeing Juno! Oh em gee was it hilarious. Funniest and realest shit I've seen in a hella long time.

Oh and Atonement? Not exactly the holiday feel-good event, but it was solidly enjoyable. Gave me a girlyboner that almost split my pants over, NOT Keira Knightly, but James McEvoy! He so did it for me. Still trying to figure it out.

AlexxaHex
12-25-2007, 09:20 PM
Yay! I am on my aunt's laptop and what is the first site I access after being off for about a week? Not myspace, not google, not yahoo or hotmail...but stripperweb.
Just wanted to let everyone know the move was successful, Kembra is loving all her new toys and relatives and we're safe and keeping warm in Upstate NY.

Love you all!!

SundayMorning
12-25-2007, 09:22 PM
In other news, Alzheimers sucks. Major.

Budai
12-25-2007, 09:55 PM
For those who didn't get enough of what they wanted this holiday season, comic Steven Wright has the following words of consolation:

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" :-\

RoseLeigh
12-25-2007, 10:00 PM
Didn't make it to Sweeny Todd. Stayed home and watched TV ALL day. I haven't done that in years. At least two years, possibly far more. All day Miss Marple and Gordon Ramsay and Discovery channel specials. Brownies were made, but they have a burny taste on the bottom. Stupid electric stove. We ate the icing instead. An excellent day, all in all. I think I may get a tv for my room. Just a little one.

Brendita
12-25-2007, 10:07 PM
I am watching Home Alone. I still love this movie. He was so freakin cute as a kid.

Darcy Foxx
12-25-2007, 10:25 PM
wheee!!! i got accepted as a model at ;D

twisterinAZ
12-26-2007, 12:17 AM
Cam, it's their problem. Not yours. I know it hurts but 'try' not to absorb it. Your SW family loves you for who you are :) Not just for the awesome advice you give us

Callyish
12-26-2007, 02:46 AM
Bad idea... don't put a535 on then rub your eyes without washing your hands first.