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Lysondra
12-26-2007, 02:56 AM
I discovered today from two old ladies watching his house that Dry went to Vegas this morning.

Of course, without me.

I never got a chance to ask if he even got my letters though, they were a bit rude.

I am so angry. I don't even deserve a fucking PHONE CALL? Not even an apology or a 'sorry but I hate you now'? NOTHING? Just a 'when can I see you next?' followed by a disconnected line and NOTHING?

FUCK this shit.

sexy_celeste
12-26-2007, 05:04 AM
its 37Degrees Celsius here.

At 9 pm.

And Im BACK from the desert!

Even with the Aircon flat out the house isnt falling below 30. Ill never sleep tonight.

Ive had 6 hours sleep since 4am Monday.

Mily
12-26-2007, 05:41 AM
All I can say is is that I am glad this Christmas shit is over with. Back to normal, everyday life. HURRAH!!!

Scarlett.Oz
12-26-2007, 08:17 AM
Ohhhh dear, I am an innocent victim of the UK flu pandemic and I have to fly to Canada in 3 days, uh oh, will they still let me fly? Heads will roll if not!
I've missed SW.
XXXXs

PrettyCurlieQ
12-26-2007, 08:24 AM
I'm freezing! :cold: I'm about to go to the gym, and I don't like to change clothes when get there. But I don't think I can handle the walk (sprint) from my apartment to my cold car, then from the car to the gym in shorts. I might just become like those cavemen...
http://www.scoobydooweloveyou.com/frozenfright.jpg

MrChristopher
12-26-2007, 09:11 AM
We asked the kidlets to let us sleep in today since we were exhausted from the last two days. They knew to wake us up if there were any problems. I just got up and HOLY SHIT it looks like a bomb went off downstairs. Every single thing they got for xmas is out of its box, with all the small parts everywhere. You can't see the dining room table for all the crap on it. Ugh.

That tempurpedic pillow MrsC got me is a bit like sleeping on a slightly smooshy piece of concrete. My neck feels funky.

I wonder how bad the club will blow tonight?

Chicagoeditor
12-26-2007, 09:23 AM
Am the only guy in my office today. My "team" is out. Quiet and nice. I expect I'll get some work done.

phillyvixen
12-26-2007, 09:29 AM
A big tree fell in our yard during the wind storm last weekend. My husband went and bought the biggest baddest chain saw he could find and is out there slaying the dead tree. I just peeked outside and he was sitting on the tree fixing the chain saw that he already broke HAHA. I love that man with all my soul. This morning we woke up and he looked over at me and said "You are so beautiful, you just bedazzel me" haha.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-26-2007, 09:48 AM
I :heartbeat the girl at my tanning place! She works at my sister club across town, and she's so pretty and so funny! I haven't been tanning in a long time (seriously, I'm the laziest person you'll ever know), but I went today after the gym. I was telling her I wanted to go for 11 minutes, cuz I want to get color but I HATE when I get burned, even just a little. She's all, "I put you for twelve. I think you can handle it. If I smell something roasting in a few minutes, I'll come in and rescue you!"
You probably had to be there, but I just love her! I wish she worked at my club!

Pamela
12-26-2007, 10:34 AM
Took some vacation time from the hospital. Feels good. Sleep tonite, yes!

Have not seen sun in my neck of the woods in a few days now. Much rain today....bleh, this is Florida?

cameron_keys
12-26-2007, 11:40 AM
wheee!!! i got accepted as a model at ;D

Thats a COOL site! I just applied!

cameron_keys
12-26-2007, 11:43 AM
Cam, it's their problem. Not yours. I know it hurts but 'try' not to absorb it. Your SW family loves you for who you are :) Not just for the awesome advice you give us

Thanks! Its hard to not feel like a failure though...I havent accomplished anything I set out to do.

But then I remember that I'm being compared to someone who lived at home til he was 30 and works at Jiffy Lube.

At least I've never asked them for a dime since I was 19

cherry_sin
12-26-2007, 12:04 PM
Don't feel like a failure - WE heart you!

Callyish
12-26-2007, 12:45 PM
Christmas is over! Christmas is over!!! THANK FUCKING GOD!!!

Seriously I had enough lol.

Now for New Years w00t!!! Oh yes I am sluttin it up New Years, going to Calgary and gonna party weeeeeeeeee............

britt244
12-26-2007, 01:55 PM
i'm still fucked up from last night. i want somebody to squeeze me.

Pamela
12-26-2007, 01:58 PM
Thats a COOL site! I just applied!

There was a chick. Lady who runs it i guess who wanted me on there BAD. If you do Godsgirls, you can't do Suicidegirls...so the saying was.

stellaforstars
12-26-2007, 02:27 PM
I seriously hate my life. My entire vacation has been ruined. My entire life has been fucked up and I feel like it's a punishment for being assaulted earlier in the year.

I could not be any more miserable if I tried.

Why the fuck won't this year end????

Chicagoeditor
12-26-2007, 02:28 PM
I seriously hate my life. My entire vacation has been ruined. My entire life has been fucked up and I feel like it's a punishment for being assaulted earlier in the year.

I could not be any more miserable if I tried.

Why the fuck won't this year end????

Wow. What happened to your vacation? Sounds like you need one--urgently.

stellaforstars
12-26-2007, 02:36 PM
^^I'm not medically stable enough to fly right now.

cameron_keys
12-26-2007, 03:02 PM
There was a chick. Lady who runs it i guess who wanted me on there BAD. If you do Godsgirls, you can't do Suicidegirls...so the saying was.

Meh..I'm not tatted or alternative enough for suicide girls anyway.

Lady Jade
12-26-2007, 03:38 PM
It figures... no snow for Christmas, but we get sleet today! ::)

ArmySGT.
12-26-2007, 05:33 PM
Christmas eve. Awesome. i stayed away from my family and enjoyed it with friends here. Got together drank, threw snowballs, did donuts in the nearby (closed permanently) elementary school parking lot, danced, swapped music, and watched all the super cheese christmas movies. Came back Christmas morning.

Rinse, wash, repeat.
We took over a local bar (open on christmas!) for a few hours. Drank at said bar while taking breaks to go outside and play frisbee in the falling big fluffy snow flakes.
Seriously fun. Then dinner yummy, spiral ham and buttery garlic potatoes.

Yes serious fun was had without stress. Loved it.

TigersMilk
12-26-2007, 05:33 PM
I'm hungry and don't know what to make for dinner.

Sophia_Starina
12-26-2007, 05:39 PM
I smell like tanning bed.

stellaforstars
12-26-2007, 05:40 PM
I don't want for the Random Thread to be closed on NYE!

I've gotten horribly horribly attached to it.

Mily
12-26-2007, 05:40 PM
Okay... time for a nap!

TigersMilk
12-26-2007, 06:06 PM
I'm miffed at Lush. They charged my account and as far as I know hasn't sent mah stuff. No tracking order. I called but they were busy so I sent a email. *Tries to be patient*


In good news I got a haircut today! :) My hair is all soft and dyed pretty.

desavirsire
12-26-2007, 06:18 PM
It's page 600 of the random thread, yay!

SundayMorning
12-26-2007, 06:22 PM
I'm miffed at Lush. They charged my account and as far as I know hasn't sent mah stuff. No tracking order. I called but they were busy so I sent a email. *Tries to be patient*


In good news I got a haircut today! :) My hair is all soft and dyed pretty.

I got my haircut too! It's sleek and perky and my highlights look terrific.

I think I'm gonna write a book called "The Story of Odysseus," where I take him to my chateau and make him my sex slave.

Callyish
12-26-2007, 06:26 PM
Yea so I just spent like way too much money for a plane ticket to Calgary to party for New Years eve....

OdysseusNJ
12-26-2007, 06:33 PM
I got my haircut too! It's sleek and perky and my highlights look terrific.

I think I'm gonna write a book called "The Story of Odysseus," where I take him to my chateau and make him my sex slave.

Usually I'm a top, babe, this could be a learning experience for both of us... Shall I call you Calypso? You might have to knock me out or something to get me up there. You wouldn't mind that, would you?

This makes me want to rent Belle du Jour. How's the movie version of The Story of O?

SundayMorning
12-26-2007, 06:36 PM
Hahaha, when I was a kid to the whole Dee ess thing, I had this fascination with doing a switch scene--I start off being all dominant and totally abusing the guy, and at some point I say the code phrase and he flips it all around and pays me back.

Now I pretty much take it full time. I guess I could cast you as Sir Stephen...

OdysseusNJ
12-26-2007, 06:42 PM
Hahaha, when I was a kid to the whole Dee ess thing, I had this fascination with doing a switch scene--I start off being all dominant and totally abusing the guy, and at some point I say the code phrase and he flips it all around and pays me back.

Now I pretty much take it full time. I guess I could cast you as Sir Stephen...

Don't worry, I won't be a "white knight" if you do... I know what that gets a guy on SW!

I had an ex who had a similar fantasy. The spin being she wanted to start out as a seductress (not really a top) with me being virginal and pure. Then I was supposed to turn it around and force her once she seduced me into her room at a party; of course no one would believe she was forced since she lured me in and I was so "pure" so her cries for help would be unanswered. She had a very fun, dirty mind.

RoseLeigh
12-26-2007, 07:24 PM
I have watched a lot of tv these past two days. More than I have watched in 2-3 years. (Home so much b/c the car is broken. Again) I kinda want a tv. My brain may have fallen out.

kitty260
12-26-2007, 07:39 PM
My esophageal sphincter is broken. Seriously. First the heartburn, now the random spitting up of just-drank water.

stellaforstars
12-26-2007, 08:08 PM
Don't worry, I won't be a "white knight" if you do... I know what that gets a guy on SW!

I had an ex who had a similar fantasy. The spin being she wanted to start out as a seductress (not really a top) with me being virginal and pure. Then I was supposed to turn it around and force her once she seduced me into her room at a party; of course no one would believe she was forced since she lured me in and I was so "pure" so her cries for help would be unanswered. She had a very fun, dirty mind.

Now that is a nice fantasy. Just reading about it got me all hot and bothered.

LatinaRose
12-26-2007, 08:13 PM
Yay, my bdays tomorrow!! So glad Christmas is over, now it's just the fun stuff :)

twisterinAZ
12-26-2007, 08:16 PM
I have the after Christmas blues. I am also Glad Christmas is over.

LatinaRose
12-26-2007, 08:31 PM
I'm miffed at Lush. They charged my account and as far as I know hasn't sent mah stuff. No tracking order. I called but they were busy so I sent a email. *Tries to be patient*


In good news I got a haircut today! :) My hair is all soft and dyed pretty.

With my recent order, I never even got the tracking email. I called CS to ask for the tracking number and they told me it was sitting at the concierge desk! So hopefully you'll get it soon :)

TigersMilk
12-26-2007, 08:33 PM
Do some sort of Lush bath dance so it will come soon k?

stellaforstars
12-26-2007, 08:37 PM
I feel uncomfortable right now.

Just thought I'd alert the masses.

Lady Jade
12-26-2007, 08:41 PM
We watched the 3rd "Pirates of the Carribean" movie the other night and I really wish that I hadn't. The ending sucked. Seriously.

stellaforstars
12-26-2007, 08:42 PM
^^I think I might be the only person in the world who actually enjoyed that movie...

Maybe it's because I was watching it in a Dutch movie theatre and the whole experience was fun. Who knows?

Lady Jade
12-26-2007, 08:45 PM
Now "Sleepy Hollow" is on tv. Oh, how I love me some Johnny Depp!

stellaforstars
12-26-2007, 08:47 PM
And once again, Lady Jade, we collide! I'm watching the same damn thing. Love that movie.

TigersMilk
12-26-2007, 08:48 PM
My fatty beast as he loafs on my couch
LOL he looks high
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6094/img2498winceip0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Lady Jade
12-26-2007, 08:52 PM
I slept through most of it because I fell asleep on the couch after work. :(

I am seriously jonesing for a "21 Jump Street" marathon or something so I can watch the evolution of Johnny!

desavirsire
12-26-2007, 09:21 PM
I'm watching sleepy hollow too!

My laptop is dieing, the fan is running really slowly and it sounds like it is rubbing on something everytime it goes around. It crashed a few days ago and my computer guy was able to bring it back to life but I think it is slowly dieing for good. :'(

SundayMorning
12-26-2007, 09:23 PM
Mmmm hamwiches and "Love Actually." Is a good night.

Only downside is my aesthetician advised me not to take a bubble bath today since my pores are still kind of red and open and sensitive....so have to hold off another day on my Lush spa! Wah!

twisterinAZ
12-26-2007, 09:28 PM
I need a babysitter. For myself.