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TigersMilk
12-28-2007, 03:41 AM
What sucks? I'll tell you!
Men suck
Tonights money sucks
Liars suck
Fear sucks
Acne sucks
Dry skin sucks
Thieves suck
Ugh!! suckity suck suck suck

Mily
12-28-2007, 04:40 AM
^LOL!

I need a good-looking man who has style and substance who isn't completely full of himself. Is that even possible? :thinking: Probably not...

Mily
12-28-2007, 04:44 AM
...And SW is running slower than FUCK right now...

Polekitten
12-28-2007, 07:09 AM
I hate working in a bad mood. I'm sure I coulda make more cash last night if I wasn't feeling so shitty. I hate feeling down like this, must try to snap out of it for tonight. I miss my bf, can't wait to see him on Sat.

hannah83
12-28-2007, 07:39 AM
i am sunburned like no other right now.

even my eyelids, and i used those damn goggle things. so i don't get it. They are purple.

but the worst part? i'm not burned all over. Nope, in splotches. So apparently I didn't put the lotion on everywhere. Gotta work on that. Can't tan though anytime soon. I hurt.

Polekitten
12-28-2007, 08:34 AM
Right, am gonna go buy myself some chocolate, that will cheer me up. Also gonna put a shit load of fake tan on. For some reason I always feel better when I'm brown.

stellaforstars
12-28-2007, 08:45 AM
This involves a post pages and pages and pages ago (miss 24 hours, miss a world of news in the Random Thread, right?), but seriously thank you, PhillyVixen. Your post made me smile and I really need that right now. You're a complete and total doll.

Mily
12-28-2007, 10:23 AM
i really want to get a tattoo but i'm scared. argh.



Don't be scared... it's a lot of fun and feels great. }:D

cherry_sin
12-28-2007, 10:23 AM
Last night was SOOO good for me! Ooorah!

kaiarose
12-28-2007, 10:37 AM
I want January to be here already so I can start my workout routine. I hate feeling my pooch hanging over my pants. Ewwww!!!!

RoseLeigh
12-28-2007, 11:09 AM
The car is at an actual transmission/engine place now. Fix it! Fix it! Please?

TigersMilk
12-28-2007, 11:30 AM
Damn I know its the holidays but sheesh!
My Lush order was finally sent out today. I ordered on the 14th for godsakes! Gar! Sheeit. Gimme now.

sxybrat07
12-28-2007, 11:34 AM
I got called fat last night. When I was commenting after work that I thought the guy's ass-backward compliment was fucked up (telling me I had baby fat), I got told that I'm mean. Yeah, I'M mean, cuz I got called fat. Fuck you.

SundayMorning
12-28-2007, 11:37 AM
Yay for Austin Tittiesfest! Katrine, I think I left my camera in your place...now if I could just find my panties...

(Kidding! Sorry to disappoint!)

stellaforstars
12-28-2007, 11:39 AM
^^Here's me, all jealous and hating life...

cameron_keys
12-28-2007, 11:42 AM
Ok..I just googled the guy I'm shooting with today. What a fucking goofball!! This might actually be a really fun shoot..I'm looking forward to it! He seems like he'll be a lot of silly fun. I love when my shoots are goofy and fun! thats when porn is awesome!

desavirsire
12-28-2007, 11:45 AM
Good for you Cam, I hope your day is as fun and stress free as possible! You deserve it!

cameron_keys
12-28-2007, 11:47 AM
Good for you Cam, I hope your day is as fun and stress free as possible! You deserve it!

I totally do!! And he's pretty cute! Not my type(tall skinny surfer boy looking...) but still cute.

Hey..when you are back in town..you should totally come do the webcam thing with me. Its SO easy and you can do 5 minutes or 5 hours...whatever you want. And you can tan for free. We can do 2 girl shows...it's like a champagne room but theres no icky fat old guy touching you!

PrettyCurlieQ
12-28-2007, 12:19 PM
Last night in VIP, a guy dropped a hundred dollar bill on the floor and didn't notice. He wasn't a guy I was with, I was just in there looking for another dancer. I picked up the bill, and handed it to him. He didn't even tell me thank you! It broke my heart, I could have kept it for myself, and trust me I could find things to spend it on! And there were two girls in there who saw what happened. When we walked out of VIP, they started going on about how, "Oh, I can't believe you gave him that money! Why didn't you just slide it with your foot and keep it?!"

After he was so rude, I wished I had kept it. But if I did, I would have felt like I stole it. I don't know... But if you drop a hundred bucks and someone picks it up and gives it to you, don't snatch it out of their hand and turn your back to them like an ass. That's rude!

TigersMilk
12-28-2007, 12:23 PM
^^Good things will come back to you eventhough he didn't even say thank you.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-28-2007, 12:24 PM
^I sure hope so. Karma, right? :shrug:

desavirsire
12-28-2007, 12:30 PM
it's like a champagne room but theres no icky fat old guy touching you!

:rotfl: Now thats a plus!

Callyish
12-28-2007, 12:49 PM
So I slammed my pinky finger in a van door today.. I lost both my fake and real nail when I did it :(

I went into the bathroom to run it under cold water and woke up on the floor 5min later... so yea I blacked out.

Then when I went to get a bandaid to put on it I almost blacked out in the middle of the bar... then I blacked out on stage... talk about a fun morning ::)

kaiarose
12-28-2007, 01:33 PM
How much does a polar bear weigh??

Enough to break the ice! Hi my name is Melina.

(Sorry my bf told me that one. Ha! I'm easily amused. I might try that line at work tonight. I love being cheezy!)

phillyvixen
12-28-2007, 01:43 PM
^^ Yikes Cally that sounds awful! I hope you are feeling better

Hubby and i decided last minute to stay down town last night. We went out for these AMAZING mussels and I ate a kangaroo steak. It pretty much just tasted like cow steak. We stayed at the ritz and it was so fun and fancy. We were on the 26th floor and had the most awesome view of city hall. I ordered room service dessert last night and breakfast this morning (for some reason I LOVE room service) and everything was scrumptious!
I also got to go shopping at LUSH yay! I saved about a 100$ with the clean slate promo whoohooo!!! i LOVE saving money and getting more for my money!! YAY sales!! They were out of most of the bath bombs which are my favorite but i got to try some other stuff that i wouldn't have just because the sales were so good!

I just went to Target and got some plastic bins. I am itching to organize stuff. I guess that means the nesting is finally starting. I am also feeling super super pregnant, she is getting so big it kinda hurts when she moves and my husband has to put my shoes and socks on for me.

I went out to lunch and couldn't decided between a club sandwich and a chef salad so i ordered the sandwich for lunch and had them wrap up the salad to go to eat for dinner. What a goof ball.

/random thoughts for now

SundayMorning
12-28-2007, 02:11 PM
I'm making ham and split pea soup in my crockpot. I love using my crockpot; the house smells yummy all day long. It's like extended foreplay.

Speaking of foreplay and sensual stimulation, I took my first Lush bath! I had sex bomb happiness, amplified by some exotic chocolate that the Hubby put in my stocking and listening to a sexy groove compilation CD I made. It was exquisite and I feel like laying down and rubbing myself all day. Raised thoughts about doing E and repeating the above. I think I'd bliss out totally.

Callyish
12-28-2007, 02:13 PM
I don't wanna go back to work... this is the only break I get today and they changed my schedule... so my shows are even closer together and they threw in another show to top it off :(

sun child
12-28-2007, 02:24 PM
Man, I am moody as fuck right now. I'm not too happy with my parents, I'm not too happy with men in general, I'm hating my ex and my memories of him, and I'm just fucking pissed off. I hate people sometimes; they can be so fucking stupid.

SundayMorning
12-28-2007, 02:29 PM
Conversation between the Hubby and me just now:

He comes in to find me still naked on my bed with the laptop on my tummy; he sneaks up and smooches my clit.

Me: Hee! You smooched my kitty.
Him: You need a new name for it, kitties have hair.
Me: It's my little ham pocket.
Him: Ok, ok. Or it could be a burger without a bun.
Me: It's an Atkins burger!

kitty260
12-28-2007, 02:44 PM
I can't decide how I feel about the term 'ham pocket'.

kaiarose
12-28-2007, 02:44 PM
Mmmm....burger *drool*

TigersMilk
12-28-2007, 02:45 PM
Mmm cunt burger. lol

kaiarose
12-28-2007, 02:53 PM
Mmm cunt burger. lol

:rotfl:

cherry_sin
12-28-2007, 02:57 PM
Veering dangerously close to Dolcet-ism, TM. ROFL.

TigersMilk
12-28-2007, 03:09 PM
What does dolcet mean?

PrettyCurlieQ
12-28-2007, 03:24 PM
I need to get in the shower so I can get ready for work, but I'm just not feeling like getting off the computer. Where are all those motivation threads we used to have everywhere?

Chicagoeditor
12-28-2007, 03:41 PM
Nearly time to launch myself into the Friday night. It'll be an interesting one, too. Wish I had a driver. But *I* am the driver in tonight's senario. Booo. A limo--nothing too fancy--would be ideal. Of course, I don't know Indy AT ALL. (Industrial Strip is supposedly 15 minutes from where I'll be bunking. I've never been there, and that makes a field trip more likely.)

Cheers & TGIF, all.

BrunetteGoddess
12-28-2007, 03:53 PM
Oh my...I have been away from the internet since Sunday. Gasp!

I love being home, but surprisingly I'm missing the home where I live at...and work....

Kaylinn
12-28-2007, 03:58 PM
^^ Hey you! I got your card yesterday!!
Thank you :)
:hug:

phillyvixen
12-28-2007, 03:59 PM
I can't decide how I feel about the term 'ham pocket'.

I don't feel to great about it
Atkins burger i can be ok with!

kitty260
12-28-2007, 03:59 PM
What does dolcet mean?

Is it a fancy word for ham pocket?

SundayMorning
12-28-2007, 04:14 PM
Don't think this is a trigger but it's pretty graphic, so read at your discretion. Dolcett is an artist who specializes in the fetish of killing and eating women. Usually involves strangulation or impaling and roasting. The women generally enjoy it and/or accept it as a natural part of life.

Here's a link to some of his work. (http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/main.htm)

kitty260
12-28-2007, 04:16 PM
^^^Wow.

I wouldn't wanna model for him, that's for sure, haha.

Lady Jade
12-28-2007, 04:18 PM
Damn, I wish this headache would go away. :(

SundayMorning
12-28-2007, 04:21 PM
^^^Wow.

I wouldn't wanna model for him, that's for sure, haha.

I would, but I'm twisted that way. Of course, I'd rather be impaled on a nice meaty dick if given the choice! But yeah I sometimes get in snuff moods and this works for me. :blush:

Ohhhhhhhh it smells so good in here! Although after the previous line of discussion (starting with the "ham pocket" line), I feel sort of strange eating ham soup.

BrunetteGoddess
12-28-2007, 04:37 PM
^^ Hey you! I got your card yesterday!!
Thank you :)
:hug:

Awesome! You're welcome! :hug:

RoseLeigh
12-28-2007, 05:32 PM
The car's getting fixed! It's the transmission AND some stuff on the engine. And a bit on the wheel too. And I already had a headlight replaced, the oil changed and the tire patched. It's going to be about $900 unless the labor turns out to be way cheap. Frack. I need to get to work. Between this and bills, I have almost no money left. Figures I've had no problems with the car for 4 years, so it all comes at once.

But soon I'll have my car back! :party:

TigersMilk
12-28-2007, 05:34 PM
^^YAY! So shitty not having a car. Vroom Vroom you're back!

BrunetteGoddess
12-28-2007, 05:54 PM
OMG, WTF? I was fine at home, but the day I get to Tucson I get a nasty cold. How fair is that?

aussiebelle
12-28-2007, 06:24 PM
i'm sick and it's too hot here (40 degrees C) and i feel like shit. rant. rant. rant.