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BalletBaby
01-02-2008, 03:36 PM
Isn't this the guy that yelled at you and called you names? Sounds like he's on thin ice.

[quote=britt244;1349262]he is. >:(

[quote]

What?!/:O I think I missed something.

britt244
01-02-2008, 03:45 PM
What?!/:O I think I missed something.

last weekend we got in an argument and he called me names.

Darcy Foxx
01-02-2008, 03:50 PM
whhhyyyy have i been awake since 8am? this is way too early. yuck!!

i'm feeling a strong tattoo itch again. think i'm gonna go get more work done as soon as my tattoo guy gets back from vacation.

Lady Jade
01-02-2008, 04:05 PM
I thoroughly disliked having to get up this morning. I rather enjoyed sleeping til noon, napping on the couch, and staying in my pajamas all day while still making full wages.

TigersMilk
01-02-2008, 04:06 PM
Oo Darcy whatcha gonna get?

Darcy Foxx
01-02-2008, 04:08 PM
Oo Darcy whatcha gonna get?

more chinese symbols on the other side of my ass to even it out...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/Picture210.jpg

exactly like that, but on the other side. i think i'll get the symbols for 'zombie', have been browsing through some chinese translation sites to check that the symbols all match up hehe.

and then in the middle of the two chinese symbols, at the base of my spine, i want something like this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/bmepb260988-blue.jpg

but i think i want the bow to have polka dots :)

Pamela
01-02-2008, 04:08 PM
I just came home and can see my breath outside, in Florida! Wake me up...

cameron_keys
01-02-2008, 04:45 PM
I just came home and can see my breath outside, in Florida! Wake me up...
Seriously!! It's freakin freezing here!!

RoseLeigh
01-02-2008, 04:47 PM
Argh. Hormones. Puffiness. Fun! *thinks positive thoughts about custies who will take me to the CR all night. So I can sit down*

Darcy Foxx
01-02-2008, 04:49 PM
ooh... and i want to get a whole back piece done out of these two designs. one on either shoulder blade.

the pics are crap because i had to rip them from the site, and i can't buy the designs because the site they're on installs some really fucking obnoxious spyware on your computer and i'm not putting my VISA details into a site that fucks my computer up like that. so im gonna have to redraw them from these tiny pics, if i decide to get them.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/tattoogirl03.png http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/tattoogirl01.png

stellaforstars
01-02-2008, 05:08 PM
I'm ready for this day to be OVER. Why do men make everything involving moving 500 times more complicated than it has to be?

desavirsire
01-02-2008, 05:11 PM
so im gonna have to redraw them from these tiny pics, if i decide to get them.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/tattoogirl03.png http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/tattoogirl01.png

If this is similar to the tattoo sites I have been on those horizontal white lines move. If you can copy the images twice and time it so the lines are in a different spot each time then you should be able to put the two photos together to make one without the lines.

Eta: nevermind my method would work for the lines but I just noticed the artists stamp in the middle of the pictures.

cameron_keys
01-02-2008, 05:22 PM
Just bring them in and say "I want this minus the guys logo and the white lines"

A good tattoo artist will be able to re-create it.

SundayMorning
01-02-2008, 05:42 PM
I just got SO freaking excited about going back to dancing, because...

...wait for the ultimate nerdy reveal...

....because I get to make an Excel spreadsheet that shows my nightly earnings and breakdown of money! OMG am I the hugest INTJ in the world or what?!

Ahem. In other news, I just wrote 3 haiku for somebody here but I'm shyyyyyy.

doc-catfish
01-02-2008, 05:45 PM
I'm hungry, but I don't know for what.
:hungry:

Someone pick my dinner for me, will ya'?

G-Real
01-02-2008, 05:51 PM
I just got SO freaking excited about going back to dancing, because...

...wait for the ultimate nerdy reveal...

....because I get to make an Excel spreadsheet that shows my nightly earnings and breakdown of money! OMG am I the hugest INTJ in the world or what?!

Ahem. In other news, I just wrote 3 haiku for somebody here but I'm shyyyyyy.

Gotta love the SUM function..!

I have a think for the IF function myself ;D

cameron_keys
01-02-2008, 05:53 PM
I think I'm going to put my hair in pigtails or a pony tail and wear a bra and schoolgirl skirt and glasses on the webcam tonight...I"ll bring a book and be all "Oh I'm SOOO tired of studying...who wants to help me de-stress with my vibrator?"

I'm going to be a total goof with this webcam thing...I see so many of the girls just kind of sit there and say hi..take me to private. The webcam version of "wanna dance" girls" I'm going to have fun with it and be a total ham!!

It doesnt cost anything to pop in and say hi(it only costs if you go private) so if anyone is bored between 9is and 12ishEST...pop in and say hi! I'll flash you my boobs!!LOLOLOLOL

SundayMorning
01-02-2008, 05:54 PM
Gotta love the SUM function..!

I have a think for the IF function myself ;D

I do toooooooooooo! I was so happy because I figured out how to write them myself. Functions are neato.

.......gah, you weren't supposed to encourage my random attacks of nerddom.

SundayMorning
01-02-2008, 05:55 PM
Cam, what site? (Sorry if you've posted it before.)

austinatalie
01-02-2008, 05:55 PM
I just got SO freaking excited about going back to dancing, because...

...wait for the ultimate nerdy reveal...

....because I get to make an Excel spreadsheet that shows my nightly earnings and breakdown of money! OMG am I the hugest INTJ in the world or what?!

Ahem. In other news, I just wrote 3 haiku for somebody here but I'm shyyyyyy.

awww I wanna haiku! and I want to read the ones you wrote too!

and yes, one of the most exciting parts of a night I strip is going home and ZOMG immediately opening my spreadsheet!

Budai
01-02-2008, 05:56 PM
Ahem. In other news, I just wrote 3 haiku for somebody here but I'm shyyyyyy.

Shyness illumines
Sunday Morning's blushing face,
Like sunrise on snow.

TigersMilk
01-02-2008, 06:00 PM
Yay I made stew and cornbread. Yum!

Budai
01-02-2008, 06:03 PM
TM:

^^Your new avatar is dazzling! :dazzled:

Polekitten
01-02-2008, 06:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/bmepb260988-blue.jpg

but i think i want the bow to have polka dots :)


I really like this one. i don't usually like tattoos with skulls but this is really cute.

cameron_keys
01-02-2008, 06:10 PM
Cam, what site? (Sorry if you've posted it before.)

naked.com....its in my sig

Lady Jade
01-02-2008, 06:18 PM
Dammit, it's cold out. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so freaking windy. I can't wait for summer.

twisterinAZ
01-02-2008, 06:19 PM
Time to start that diet and remove the exceess holiday lbs. Cabbage soup again maybe ? And lots of cardio !

Callyish
01-02-2008, 06:40 PM
Im burnt from the tanning bed... owie :(

Teach me for doing 18 minutes in a 12 minute bed.... coin operated tanning beds are evil lol.

Darcy Foxx
01-02-2008, 06:54 PM
i wanna watch cam on cam! ;D

i just bought some pink legwarmers for my rock star photo shoot tomorrow woooo

Lady Jade
01-02-2008, 07:00 PM
Yay!

New "Law & Order" starts in 1 minute!!!

:dance:

Lysondra
01-02-2008, 07:16 PM
went to sleep at 8am... woke up five minutes ago panicking. Great.

Yekhefah
01-02-2008, 07:23 PM
It's official. I am a homeless Oregonian. We start apartment hunting in the morning! It's chilly and rainy, just like Oregon should be, so I've got the window open to enjoy it. We're about to pick up some Chinese food and spend the rest of the evening holed up looking at apartments online, maybe watching a movie, and I think I'll have myself a nice Lush bath!

OdysseusNJ
01-02-2008, 07:24 PM
more chinese symbols on the other side of my ass to even it out...


Ha, I was all about tattoo symmetry for years, I might try to even them out again this year actually.




....because I get to make an Excel spreadsheet that shows my nightly earnings and breakdown of money! OMG am I the hugest INTJ in the world or what?!


Err, what's an INTJ?

Lysondra
01-02-2008, 07:27 PM
It's official. I am a homeless Oregonian. We start apartment hunting in the morning! It's chilly and rainy, just like Oregon should be, so I've got the window open to enjoy it. We're about to pick up some Chinese food and spend the rest of the evening holed up looking at apartments online, maybe watching a movie, and I think I'll have myself a nice Lush bath!

Er...congratulations!

Darcy Foxx
01-02-2008, 07:56 PM
i was bored so i bought

SundayMorning
01-02-2008, 08:16 PM
Cam - dee dee dee! Silly Sunday! *sneaks over to site*

Odysseus - INTJ according to the Myers-Briggs. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTJ) Although in all fairness, most recently I tested INFJ, which is a step away from my robotic upbringing! ;D

austinatalie and Budai....you asked for it!

SundayMorning
01-02-2008, 08:19 PM
A ship, under stars.
Your body, curved like the bow
On dancing waters.

Moonlight as petals,
Pale, soft showers of blossoms
Gentle on your cheek.

Salt fresh on my tongue;
You rise beneath me, helpless,
Secure, pinioned, free.

Taylorlila
01-02-2008, 08:27 PM
Seriously!! It's freakin freezing here!!

I'll trade your freezing for the bone chilling fridgid -9 that its supposed to reach here with the windchill.

I HATE cold :-[ . In fact I think I need to change my mood to cold.

Cam, you're making me think about trying out webcams again.I was going to before I danced but we lived with my bf's parents and that might have gotten weird.

CuriousJ
01-02-2008, 08:30 PM
Hope all of you have a great 2008 ;D .

Lysondra
01-02-2008, 08:32 PM
I declines a work shift for a family dinner I promised I'd go to.

Technically I'm doing the responsible thing; but I still feel guilty.

(Especially said said family freaking didn't tell me they wanted me at this dinner until like 11 last night.)

G-Real
01-02-2008, 08:38 PM
Odysseus - Although in all fairness, most recently I tested INFJ, which is a step away from my robotic upbringing! ;D

Eeeeeek!......Myers-Briggs, /me runs away

god I haven't done that since college.

Yekhefah
01-02-2008, 08:40 PM
OMG. So K and I just had Chinese food in a small hick Oregon town, and the waitress volunteered her advice for our move here. She said we should look for a place in a little town, or if we like "that city stuff" (with a frown) then we should consider Eugene or Salem. Under NO circumstances are we to move to Portland, because there are "drug people" and "gangsters" all over the place and we don't want to get involved in all that.

"And I dunno if you have kids, or you wanna have kids," she added, "but you don't want them around that stuff."

"I dunno," K said with a smile. "I always kinda wanted a little gangbanger."

She snorted, wiping down the next table. "Yeah. Coming home with his pants all hanging off, snorting marijuana." (Yes, she said snorting marijuana.)

"Or a little hooker!" I joked. "I could teach her how to do her makeup and everything. And that one's even better, because then the younger she is, the more money she makes."

The waitress laughed. "Or you could just sell her to a Mexican, and make even more money."

Yeah. Sell her to a Mexican. Because evidently Portland is populated exclusively with drug addicts and gangsters, and Mexicans buy children. I had no idea that Mexicans were purchasing all the children in Portland.

So I asked her about Gresham, where we're also considering. She said Gresham was great, nice and quiet. I asked if there was anything to do, and she thought and said, "Nah, you'd have to go to the next town over. But they have shopping there, they just got a Wal-Mart." Woohoo!!

Toto, I don't think we're in Los Angeles anymore.

Susan Wayward
01-02-2008, 08:45 PM
Gresham? That's where all the scary white trash lives! hahahahahaha. Snorting marijuana. You sure she wasn't messing with y'all?

Glad you made it to Oregon safely!

hardkandee
01-02-2008, 08:45 PM
^ Coolest post in this thread, ever.

:D

G-Real
01-02-2008, 08:45 PM
Yek,

it used to be that way where I live by Cape cod, unforutately with the commuter rail coming down here 10 years ago the town has really boomed, not for the better either.

back when we were having an addition to the house put on (prepare yourself for this, cuz you'll be getting the answer alot), whenever the carpenter had a question. Wheres the neariest: hardware, plumbing supply, McDonalds, etc? The answer each and everytime was "Its 20 minutes away"

Lysondra
01-02-2008, 08:47 PM
OMG. So K and I just had Chinese food in a small hick Oregon town, and the waitress volunteered her advice for our move here. She said we should look for a place in a little town, or if we like "that city stuff" (with a frown) then we should consider Eugene or Salem. Under NO circumstances are we to move to Portland, because there are "drug people" and "gangsters" all over the place and we don't want to get involved in all that.

"And I dunno if you have kids, or you wanna have kids," she added, "but you don't want them around that stuff."

"I dunno," K said with a smile. "I always kinda wanted a little gangbanger."

She snorted, wiping down the next table. "Yeah. Coming home with his pants all hanging off, snorting marijuana." (Yes, she said snorting marijuana.)

"Or a little hooker!" I joked. "I could teach her how to do her makeup and everything. And that one's even better, because then the younger she is, the more money she makes."

The waitress laughed. "Or you could just sell her to a Mexican, and make even more money."

Yeah. Sell her to a Mexican. Because evidently Portland is populated exclusively with drug addicts and gangsters, and Mexicans buy children. I had no idea that Mexicans were purchasing all the children in Portland.

So I asked her about Gresham, where we're also considering. She said Gresham was great, nice and quiet. I asked if there was anything to do, and she thought and said, "Nah, you'd have to go to the next town over. But they have shopping there, they just got a Wal-Mart." Woohoo!!

Toto, I don't think we're in Los Angeles anymore.

And it's great, isn't it?

hardkandee
01-02-2008, 08:53 PM
For the record:

I don't see any good reason for this thread to be closed. I could see an argument for moving it to the Member's Boards, and honestly wouldn't care, but puh-leeez don't close it.

Me likey.

:-*

Lysondra
01-02-2008, 08:55 PM
NO DON'T! ^ Close it before you put it in members boards! If it's moved there, we all lose the post count for it!

SundayMorning
01-02-2008, 08:59 PM
^^She says, hitting the big 11k! ;D

Yek your story cracked me the hell up. The sad thing is, I can hear it almost word-for-word coming from the faculty at the Hubby's school. Ahhh the sweet smell of white picket fences, bridge clubs and Little League.

Yekhefah
01-02-2008, 09:03 PM
That whole conversation actually went on for about five minutes. She just kept going and going. It was so awesome we tipped her $5 on a $15 dinner. We both just keep looking at each other and laughing.

And yes, it is beyond awesome to not be in Los Angeles anymore.