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Lysondra
01-02-2008, 09:06 PM
Holy shit! That was my 11000th post!

OdysseusNJ
01-02-2008, 09:07 PM
Who has the highest post count here?

Lysondra
01-02-2008, 09:08 PM
^lllleeetttts not figure that out. :)

SundayMorning
01-02-2008, 09:20 PM
Who has the highest post count here?

Depends, before or after "Random" gets shipped to the member boards?

Katrine
01-02-2008, 09:24 PM
Who has the highest post count here?

Me? I don't keep track of any post milestones though. I'm just a down and dirty shameless post-whore.

I want to quit my big-time finance job, leave austin, and be a stripper again. I think about this all the time. But the reality isn't as good as the "escapism".

Lysondra
01-02-2008, 09:26 PM
^Yek is beating you by a couple hundred...

Lady Jade
01-02-2008, 10:12 PM
I don't know what I'm doing right, but my hair has grown close to 8" since I cut it at the end of June. My diet sucks. I don't exercise. I never get enough sleep. I haven't been taking my vitamins. WTF?

Darcy Foxx
01-02-2008, 10:14 PM
Who has the highest post count here?

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=25

:)

Darcy Foxx
01-02-2008, 10:16 PM
haha yay i made a website.



its not finished yet but you get the idea.

OdysseusNJ
01-02-2008, 10:18 PM
:)

Clever!

Katrine isn't showing up there though. Weird.

FBR
01-02-2008, 10:19 PM
haha yay i made a website.

www.queenashlee.com

its not finished yet but you get the idea.

So where are the nekid pics Darcy? I mean, if you are going to send me to a link please make it worth my time ;D

FBR

Darcy Foxx
01-02-2008, 10:25 PM
the naked pics are hiding!

OdysseusNJ
01-02-2008, 10:26 PM
Me? I don't keep track of any post milestones though. I'm just a down and dirty shameless post-whore.

I want to quit my big-time finance job, leave austin, and be a stripper again. I think about this all the time. But the reality isn't as good as the "escapism".

Heh, and everyone is always telling me to move *to* Austin.

stellaforstars
01-02-2008, 10:26 PM
I just got SO freaking excited about going back to dancing, because...

...wait for the ultimate nerdy reveal...

....because I get to make an Excel spreadsheet that shows my nightly earnings and breakdown of money! OMG am I the hugest INTJ in the world or what?!

Ahem. In other news, I just wrote 3 haiku for somebody here but I'm shyyyyyy.

*wishes desperately that Sunday would write HER a haiku*

*is druuuunk*

I'm feeling happy for the first time in ages. Yay for me!

Callyish
01-02-2008, 10:32 PM
wahoo! I might get to meet you now yek! I mean vancouver isn't thaaaaat far from portland :p

stellaforstars
01-02-2008, 10:34 PM
Why aren't you bitches in chat?

*grumbles*

SundayMorning
01-02-2008, 10:38 PM
I am! Where are you?

stellaforstars
01-02-2008, 10:40 PM
I tried to sign in and it kicked me off the intranets!

TigersMilk
01-02-2008, 11:11 PM
I forgot how much I liked reading. Taking a quick break. My new book is stirring up fantasies which my cause me to actually use my wand I got awhile ago.

BalletBaby
01-02-2008, 11:14 PM
I just saw the movie 'Juno'. It was really good aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand was written by an ex-stripper!

TheSexKitten
01-02-2008, 11:24 PM
I want me some titties

stellaforstars
01-02-2008, 11:25 PM
Sunday, your poetry is beautiful. I'm saving it to my computer.

Mine. I claim it, in the name of Stella.

ArmySGT.
01-02-2008, 11:37 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/alien_kkfos.jpg

Never seen Killer Klowns From Outer Space?

80's minor Cult hit.

Rent it.

Rent it now.

TigersMilk
01-02-2008, 11:42 PM
I hate clowns they should all die.

*saw IT one too many times..is scarred*

stellaforstars
01-02-2008, 11:44 PM
^^I have to agree with you, TM. Completely.

Zabrina
01-02-2008, 11:46 PM
I just saw the movie 'Juno'. It was really good aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand was written by an ex-stripper!

Just saw that movie too. It was great, Juno had such a kick-ass personality. Had no idea an ex-stripper wrote it, but that makes the film even cooler.

Budai
01-02-2008, 11:46 PM
A ship, under stars.
Your body, curved like the bow
On dancing waters.

Moonlight as petals,
Pale, soft showers of blossoms
Gentle on your cheek.

Salt fresh on my tongue;
You rise beneath me, helpless,
Secure, pinioned, free.

Your gift should be shared more often...

May I have one for my siggy?

Zabrina
01-02-2008, 11:47 PM
Killer clowns just reminded me that I'm hungry for popcorn.

ArmySGT.
01-02-2008, 11:49 PM
The popcorn guns! Ha hahahahhahhah

Darcy Foxx
01-03-2008, 12:00 AM
i just ate some popcorn!

SundayMorning
01-03-2008, 12:08 AM
*jaw drops* I....I've been siggified! By Budai! Budai liked a poem I wrote!

Stella, couldn't have mused without you. ;)

BalletBaby
01-03-2008, 12:28 AM
Just saw that movie too. It was great, Juno had such a kick-ass personality. Had no idea an ex-stripper wrote it, but that makes the film even cooler.

It mentioned it in an article I read right before I saw the movie. Her name is Diablo Cody and she also wrote the book 'Candy Girl'.

britt244
01-03-2008, 12:38 AM
hmm. i think i broke up with the bf. i told him it was selfish to expect me to come over tonight just to sleep(and even more selfish that he wanted me to even though he knew how badly i wanted to go home), and he doesnt see why i "don't want to see him." except it isn't about him. it's about driving a half hour past my place to go to bed. he has to work in the morning. that just doesn't make sense. why doesnt he get that? i'm moderately ok with it. i feel like crying a little bit but i'm not. unfortunately, i am also pms-ing BAD and my brain chemistry is probably all whacked out still from rolling mon night/tues morning. so i may feel differently about this in a few days.

BalletBaby
01-03-2008, 12:49 AM
hmm. i think i broke up with the bf. i told him it was selfish to expect me to come over tonight just to sleep(and even more selfish that he wanted me to even though he knew how badly i wanted to go home), and he doesnt see why i "don't want to see him." except it isn't about him. it's about driving a half hour past my place to go to bed. he has to work in the morning. that just doesn't make sense. why doesnt he get that? i'm moderately ok with it. i feel like crying a little bit but i'm not. unfortunately, i am also pms-ing BAD and my brain chemistry is probably all whacked out still from rolling mon night/tues morning. so i may feel differently about this in a few days.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

britt244
01-03-2008, 01:12 AM
:hug: :hug: :hug:

eh, it's ok. he just doesn't get it. he is selfish and i forgave him for the things he;s done, yet he "can't have me doing what i did tonight." what did i do? go home because that made the most sense. HE doesn't make sense. sometimes i wonder how he can even make sense of his logic.

RoseLeigh
01-03-2008, 01:16 AM
^^^Meh. He sounds totally selfish. :hug: I can understand wanting Britt in the bed, but sometimes things just don't work. There are other nights! The can't have you doing things part, though, is a bit worrying. And condescending.>:(

britt244
01-03-2008, 01:32 AM
^^^Meh. He sounds totally selfish. :hug: I can understand wanting Britt in the bed, but sometimes things just don't work. There are other nights! The can't have you doing things part, though, is a bit worrying. And condescending.>:(

thing is, there arent too many nights. but just because it works for him doesnt mean it works for me. he thinks my schedule should revolve around him. who cares if i'm driving a half hour past my place to go to sleep?? that's ok. even though he has to wake up for work in the morning. his logic is he wants to see me. mine is i dont want to waste the gas just to snuggle. sorry. maybe i am the horrible bitch he makes me out to be.

the point is i do this all the time. it's not like it's equal. in 2 months he's never come here. because he lets his ex wife walk all over him and he still has her dogs. so he cant leave them alone overnight. so i go there. which i tried not to bitch about but come on now? i go so much out of my way and really when it comes down to it its because of her and i refuse to do it anymore. he says im making excuses - my cats, gas, the fact that my 6 month old car has 12500 miles on it. those arent excuses. those are reasons.

he says she "really couldnt take them" but she is at the end of this month. yeah right. she fucked his friend. while they were married. why is he helping her out?

he says he cant be in a relationship where he only sees the person twice a week. well first of all, we work together. so thats automatically 2 times a week i see him. on top of that, mon/tues he works 9am-8/9pm. wed he works his day job then at the club. thurs/fri night he has his kids and i work fri night. sat day he has his kids. sat night we work at the club. sunday day he has his kids. i work mon/wed/fri at 745 in the morning. so when exactly he'd like me to find more than 2 days to drive up there to see him, i'm not sure. maybe i should create another day for him. that might work.

Mily
01-03-2008, 02:13 AM
Why the fuck did they let the waitresses get on stage and strip tonight!!?? I was on my way back to the dressing room and one of them dropped her damn pen on the floor and I slipped on it with my monster heel, almost landing on my face. I wanted to beat the shit outta her with it. If ya' wanna be a stripper... stop waitressing and become a fucking stripper! >:(

britt244
01-03-2008, 02:25 AM
i feel a mega panic attack coming on. i couldnt even stay on the phone with one of my good friends because talking was freaking me out and speeding me up even more.

Darcy Foxx
01-03-2008, 02:40 AM
i got coke up my nose. and unfortunately, i mean the liquid coke, not the fun white stuff.

kitty260
01-03-2008, 07:01 AM
I went to the hospital last night and I got sent home! Boo!

I'm only two centimeters dilated. That sucks. I've been having contractions for three days already.

Yekhefah
01-03-2008, 07:12 AM
It mentioned it in an article I read right before I saw the movie. Her name is Diablo Cody and she also wrote the book 'Candy Girl'.

I just finished "Candy Girl" and it's terrific! Best book about stripping that I've ever read. It's well-written and hilarious, Diablo Cody is extremely cool, and her partner sounds exactly like mine, LOL! I wish I'd written my own stripper-memoir first.

Budai
01-03-2008, 07:14 AM
I went to the hospital last night and I got sent home! Boo!

I'm only two centimeters dilated. That sucks. I've been having contractions for three days already.
Best Wishes, k260!

Remember that labor is a labor of love...;)
(Always easier for a guy to say)

phillyvixen
01-03-2008, 08:04 AM
I went to the hospital last night and I got sent home! Boo!

I'm only two centimeters dilated. That sucks. I've been having contractions for three days already.

You are so close!!
God i wish i was closer to delivery
I can't wait to see your baby pics!!!

PrettyCurlieQ
01-03-2008, 08:09 AM
It is so freaking cold outside! And the wind chill is terrible. I'm about to go to the gym, but I HATE wearing layers and having to undress or re-dress at the gym, but I guess I've got no choice today. :cold:

And I realized. It's January 3, 2008. Time is FLYING.

phillyvixen
01-03-2008, 08:27 AM
^^^ I'm right there with you on the time thing. Where does it all go?

I'm sure its so freaking cold outside here too I'm afraid to even check, days like these make me happy i don't HAVE to go anywhere.
I do miss going to the gym though. We have decided to make a home gym instead of getting memberships because it will be easier with the new baby but i miss the energy in the gym. I think i will miss the people watching and the interaction you get at a public gym.

Polekitten
01-03-2008, 08:30 AM
I hate clowns they should all die.

*saw IT one too many times..is scarred*


Eek, me too, clowns freak me out big style. Can't believe they're actually for kids, they scare the bejesus outa me:eek:

Yekhefah
01-03-2008, 08:42 AM
^^^ I miss you. I'm glad to hear you're happy!

MishaBliss
01-03-2008, 08:44 AM
^^^ I miss you. I'm glad to hear you're happy!

I miss you too! Little miss skip town without saying goodbye! :(

Taylorlila
01-03-2008, 08:50 AM
My bf just yelled at me for saying "fuck" when I hit my knee so hard my foots still numb and theres a nice little gouge in it. Because the grown men installing his security system have never heard a swear before.>:( It still hurts.