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stellaforstars
01-04-2008, 09:25 AM
I have to say, angsty Excel poetry is understandable. Having worked with the program too much recently, I can relate to the person's muse!
SundayMorning
01-04-2008, 09:30 AM
Ohhh but it gives me such joy to finagle a good formula out of it! It's a labor of love. Nerdy, nerdy love.
Budai, what can I say?
Your praise awakens
The blushing, modest rosebud
From beneath my cheeks
stellaforstars
01-04-2008, 09:31 AM
Noooo. More haikus for STELLA.
*stomps foot*
SundayMorning
01-04-2008, 09:37 AM
Ah, the mouth aches to
Nibble the toesie-woesies
And make Stella smile
stellaforstars
01-04-2008, 09:39 AM
This is me, sighing contentedly. :)
Budai
01-04-2008, 09:41 AM
Noooo. More haikus for STELLA.
*stomps foot*
Oooh snap! Haiku triangle drama! :P
Agreed, Stella, your haikus were more lyrical and sensual. Then again, comparing you to Microsoft Excel is like comparing G-spots to acorns...;)
SundayMorning
01-04-2008, 09:42 AM
Mission accomplished!
OK bollocks to work. My thighs are jello and my tummy craves to be filled. I'll go in Sunday night and wreak havoc on those unsuspecting customers and their hapless wallets!
See what you started? You asked for poetry and now I can't turn my internal dictionary off!
hannah83
01-04-2008, 09:44 AM
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandpa Stella. My thoughts and prayers are with you and you family. *hugs*
finally taking a day off of work. It feel soooooo good to lay around and do absolutely nothing. Plus I'm excited to spend the day with Kali. I've missed her...
I think i might go get my hair cut today. I don't want to, but it needs it. I'm just scared they will mess it up and I'll cry.
Taylorlila
01-04-2008, 09:45 AM
I'm in such a funk. I think it's the cold. That and though I like my new club, it's such a long drive and the moneys not like it was where I was before. But I guess thats what happens when theres no VIP and air dances only.
I really want to get some photos done with a very excellent photographer from the area...I think that would make me feel better and a little more like I'm doing something with myself.
But I need to get tan first. And firm. Tan and firm then photoshoot.
Taylorlila
01-04-2008, 10:08 AM
And I just burnt my forehead with my hair straightener...owie.
phillyvixen
01-04-2008, 10:46 AM
I just ate left over perogies and honey bunches of oats with almonds for breakfast.
I am the Carbo QUEEN
I'm scared to see my weight at the drs today.
britt244
01-04-2008, 10:59 AM
-Tonight was a gigantic ball of suck. It was so awful we closed early, at around 12:25 or so, which we very rarely do. I went to the diner with one of my pals, stopped for cream at Acme, and now I'm home. The food was tasty, but seriously... I can't stop farting. Just a little TMI for ya there, folks.
the last 2 nights were so horrible i could cry. i made $35 on wednesday. i have NEVER done that bad at this club. i've only made under 100 one time before that. then last night, nada. i had no dances. neither did at least half of the other girls. i left at 11:30 because i was just wasting my time.
my ex won't leave me alone. last night i texted him to tell him this uggggly chick (she has a lazy eye and the flabbiest ass i have ever seen.. and she wiggles it around like that's hot) that he fired this summer was trying to come back. i didnt realize that meant we would be texting til he went to bed. i woke up to more this morning, too! i told him we arent together, arent gong to be, so he needs to stop. and he's "sorry i dont want to be friends" ::) he is STILL texting me now even though i'm not answering him.
i think i'll do yoga today. once i start working out i'll want to keep going. but it's hard when it's my last week of nothing except dancing! i want to watch home improvement and golden girls and king of queens and seinfeld and 2 and a half men. boo. sunday is graduation and mon/tues is orientation at the place i had my internship (though i interned there for 3 months with no training and did just fine, so i see why i need to be at an orientation from 815-430 for 2 days) and then from now on mon/wed/fri is work at the school from 745-245 and then dancing at 8 after that!
LatinaRose
01-04-2008, 11:19 AM
Zabrina, I can't find your post to quote it, but I'd love to go to Vegas!! IDK when I can go tho. I might want to swing down there for a week before we go to Mexico and scoop some extra cash, but I'm not sure when that's gonna be. I'll PM ya when we have a better idea of when :)
RoseLeigh
01-04-2008, 11:23 AM
the last 2 nights were so horrible i could cry. i made $35 on wednesday. i have NEVER done that bad at this club. i've only made under 100 one time before that. then last night, nada. i had no dances. neither did at least half of the other girls. i left at 11:30 because i was just wasting my time.
Yeah I came home on Wednesday with $41! And I know it wasn't just me. Bad bad week.
britt244
01-04-2008, 11:26 AM
i have a phobia of working out in front of other people. ive never been to my apartment's gym. but they have cardio machines and free tanning, and i would really like to use the elliptical right now. and free tanning is good what with the lack of money at the club right now, haha. but i'm scurred!
AlexxaHex
01-04-2008, 12:05 PM
My computer is still not hooked up...I hate using other people's computers. It's like bathing in someone else's bathtub.
Fuck it's cold here. But at least I'm not in LA!!! :dance:
sxybrat07
01-04-2008, 12:07 PM
^^^YAY ALEXXA!! Um. hi :) Glad you're there, and out of LA, and yeah. HI! :D
PrettyCurlieQ
01-04-2008, 12:15 PM
the last 2 nights were so horrible i could cry. i made $35 on wednesday. i have NEVER done that bad at this club. i've only made under 100 one time before that. then last night, nada. i had no dances. neither did at least half of the other girls. i left at 11:30 because i was just wasting my time...
I wonder if it sucks everywhere. It's been DEAD at my club all week. Like super dead. And my club is not only the top SC in town, but it's the top bar in general (by sales anyways), so it's insane seeing it so slow. I worked Tuesday and barely made over $100. But it wasn't just me, a dancer I know who always makes great money (she can charm the wallet off a priest) made $4 after tipout. Yuck. Last night wasn't busy by any means, but at least the guys were buying dances. But I cannot wait for our good customers to come back. I hope this weekend is awesome.
stellaforstars
01-04-2008, 12:19 PM
I'm tired and cranky. And it's looking like I'll be spending my night tonight in the hospital so all the old folks can go home and rest, which means even more exhaustion and NO stripperweb. Boo.
kaiarose
01-04-2008, 12:26 PM
i have a phobia of working out in front of other people. ive never been to my apartment's gym. but they have cardio machines and free tanning, and i would really like to use the elliptical right now. and free tanning is good what with the lack of money at the club right now, haha. but i'm scurred!
I thought I was the only one! I can get naked and dance in front of strangers but when it comes time to work out, I freeze up. I have a membership to a gym and everything but I'm finding every excuse not to go because I'm scared people are going to judge me when I'm running on the treadmill. But I gotta face my fear and workout!
SundayMorning
01-04-2008, 12:33 PM
I feel that way too! Especially because I know how much my muscles and stamina suck and I'd feel judged all over.
Mmmmm nummy fried rice with beef. All is right with the world.
Callyish
01-04-2008, 01:10 PM
I am so tired... so so so tired....
2 more days till I go to Calgary... I gotta start packing stuff up soon but bleh I don't wanna move.
So tired... so so tired *sigh*
britt244
01-04-2008, 01:20 PM
I thought I was the only one! I can get naked and dance in front of strangers but when it comes time to work out, I freeze up. I have a membership to a gym and everything but I'm finding every excuse not to go because I'm scared people are going to judge me when I'm running on the treadmill. But I gotta face my fear and workout!
yup i just cant do it! i worked out in my living room, though.
and now all my dance clothes are in the washing machine, i loaded the dishwasher, and cleaned up a *lot* and took out the trash! yay me! except i went outside looking like a mess and lucky me, like 5 people were coming or going out of their buildings looking at me like im crazy. i was talking out the trash! sheesh!
PrettyCurlieQ
01-04-2008, 01:29 PM
^I always look fugly when I'm taking out my trash and doing laundry downstairs. Hair all a mess, no make-up. Clothes that don't even begin to match. :shrug: But that's me by day. I'm a babe by night! ;)
britt244
01-04-2008, 01:31 PM
^ thank god i have a washer/dryer in my apt. i wouldnt ever do laundry if not. i barely ever get any done as it is!
cameron_keys
01-04-2008, 01:34 PM
I thought I was the only one! I can get naked and dance in front of strangers but when it comes time to work out, I freeze up. I have a membership to a gym and everything but I'm finding every excuse not to go because I'm scared people are going to judge me when I'm running on the treadmill. But I gotta face my fear and workout!
HA..thats why I went on craigslist and ebay and bought all the gym equiptment I need and filled a spare room with it. SO I can work out my fat ass all alone with no judging eyes(or pervy bodybuilders saying "let me help you with that missy"...got that at my old gym all the time. Ummm..I f I need help PICKING UP the weight...how would I work out with it douche??
I NEED to start workingout more. Around the holidays hubby makes his homemade macaroni salad...a HUGE bowl of it. I'maddicted. And I ususally HATE mac salad. But this is loaded with veggies and just enough mayo to hold it together...not veruy much. So its like cold veggie pasta salad. HEAVEN!!!!
britt244
01-04-2008, 01:51 PM
^ i <3 macaroni salad. i <3 food.
i wish i had enough room for gym equipment in my apt. my parents were getting rid of a treadmill but i had nowhere to put it so i couldnt have it. boo. i <3 my little apartment and i had an empty room in my last, bigger place. but i wish i could have a gym room!
i promised i'd call my friend back but when i get on the phone with her it is impossible to get off. and i dont feel like talking.
Callyish
01-04-2008, 02:00 PM
Mostly packed.... god give me 3 weeks in a hotel room and I get so moved in that packing it up is like packing to move lol.
I had nice smelling candles and scented oils and pretty stuff to make it frilly like home... I had all my clothes packed in the dressers and costumes hanging up and and and... damnit this place is like home :(
Sad thing is when I come back to Winnipeg in Feb I wont be able to stay at this hotel. The place was sold and the new owners don't want the dancers staying here :(
desavirsire
01-04-2008, 02:02 PM
i have a phobia of working out in front of other people. ive never been to my apartment's gym. but they have cardio machines and free tanning, and i would really like to use the elliptical right now. and free tanning is good what with the lack of money at the club right now, haha. but i'm scurred!
I finally canceled my gym membership because of this, I would drive there and end up not even going in because I would freak out and almost throw myself into a panic attack in the parking lot. I HATE public gyms, I wish I could be invisible sometimes.
cameron_keys
01-04-2008, 02:13 PM
I finally canceled my gym membership because of this, I would drive there and end up not even going in because I would freak out and almost throw myself into a panic attack in the parking lot. I HATE public gyms, I wish I could be invisible sometimes.
And YOU being a perfect 10...imagine how us mere mortals feel!!
sxybrat07
01-04-2008, 03:01 PM
I went tanning and bought books for school. I can't believe school starts again Monday, I'm so not ready. :(
britt244
01-04-2008, 03:08 PM
hmm i feel at least somewhat productive today..
i cleaned my apt - a little, not all the way haha
took out the trash
worked out
washed dance clothes/organized my dance bag
and i have 2 1/2 hours til i need to leave for work.. i'm about to eat and then i'll nap for an hour and then get ready and make a billion dollars tonight!
how long does it take to thaw chicken? i froze chicken breasts because i didnt know when i'd eat them and didnt want them to go bad. but i wanted them for dinner tonight and forgot i needed to thaw them. if i take them out when i wake up tomorrow will they be done by dinner time?
RoseLeigh
01-04-2008, 03:08 PM
^^ I just ordered some of mine. I have 2 weeks left-it's never long enough. Good luck hon.
sxybrat07
01-04-2008, 03:09 PM
^^ I just ordered some of mine. I have 2 weeks left-it's never long enough. Good luck hon.
You too. We should start a SW study-buddy system, then maybe I'll actually spend more time doing homework and less time doing...this... lol
britt244
01-04-2008, 03:10 PM
i start a JOB on monday. ick. i almost would rather be starting school.
RoseLeigh
01-04-2008, 03:57 PM
You too. We should start a SW study-buddy system, then maybe I'll actually spend more time doing homework and less time doing...this... lol
Good idea-like the workout challenge, though possibly more successful. :)
britt244
01-04-2008, 04:03 PM
i'm craving carbs. i skipped my period last month (kept taking my pills) so i guess i'm making up for it this month. :-\ i didnt eat bagels for the longest time but recently it's all i want.
though when i think about it i really havent eaten that much today.. a bagel when i woke up, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a lean cusine a little while ago, and now another bagel, haha. not GOOD for me, though. i need to go grocery shopping.
sxybrat07
01-04-2008, 04:06 PM
Good idea-like the workout challenge, though possibly more successful. :)
Haha, though I'll probably be the queen of excuses "But I HAD to stop studying, so I could come on here and post that I WAS studying!" Oh hell. School is lame.
stellaforstars
01-04-2008, 04:12 PM
I am pms-ing like you wouldn't believe.
britt244
01-04-2008, 04:14 PM
nothing is filling me up, no matter how much i eat. yesterday i ate before work, a lean cusine AND a sandwich and i still ate a cheesesteak when i got there.
PrettyCurlieQ
01-04-2008, 04:16 PM
^I've been like that for the last two days! I have no freaking clue why. Maybe because I've been running more than usual. It's driving me INSANE!
britt244
01-04-2008, 04:25 PM
i feel gross, too. great. feeling fat and bloated is really going to be great at work tonight >:(
RoseLeigh
01-04-2008, 04:30 PM
Haha, though I'll probably be the queen of excuses "But I HAD to stop studying, so I could come on here and post that I WAS studying!" Oh hell. School is lame.
Heh. Get back to those books, young lady! :wife:
RoseLeigh
01-04-2008, 04:31 PM
nothing is filling me up, no matter how much i eat. yesterday i ate before work, a lean cusine AND a sandwich and i still ate a cheesesteak when i got there.
I get like that with PMS too. I'm like an endless stomach.
RoseLeigh
01-04-2008, 04:34 PM
Henna should have a warning: Use of this slime may cause you to form henna horns, snork head things and/or devil locks out of your hair without regard for your mood. Caution: Henna may cause amusement.:D
SundayMorning
01-04-2008, 04:34 PM
So my friend just called me. He works for a company that does "closed captioning" for shows and they were really backed up so he thought maybe I could help, me being a fast typer and not possessing a day job and all. Sure, I says. $35 for transcribing a half hour show! Easy cash and a quick way to fill my time.
An hour and a half later....boy there better be some mental switch that gets turned, and soon! It's not bad work, but the shows are primarily hunting and fishing and so everyone is talking fast and slurred. Not a transcriber's dream. Not to mention the, y'know, shooting and holding the deer's face towards the camera. Hmmmm.
Still, additional income is additional income. And I don't even have to take my clothes off for this! (Although the laptop on bare skin is nice and warming.)
britt244
01-04-2008, 04:36 PM
i told my ex that i thought it wasnt a bad idea to still sleep over sometimes.
i dont feel like getting ready for work. i wish i could take a bath.
phillyvixen
01-04-2008, 04:51 PM
I want my BRAIN back!!
I left my freaken purse full of cash and my phone in my grocery cart and drove away.
Luckliy i realized it right away when i had heart burn and needed a tums. SO i quickly drove back and there she was my coach bag all by herself in a stupid grocery cart. Thank GOD i realized when i did, i would have been PISSED if i got home and remembered!
I bought these wooden letters that spell out LAYLA and i'm going to paint them pink and brown like her room. I'm excited to start on them!
Heartburn sucks!
Shopping for 4 hours 8 months pregnant is like 3.5 hours too long. Im gonna take a nice long lush bath right before my husband gets home so he finds me in there. Then i can make him buffy me and dry me! Only 3.5 more hours till he gets home YAY!
RoseLeigh
01-04-2008, 05:05 PM
I want my BRAIN back!!
I left my freaken purse full of cash and my phone in my grocery cart and drove away.
Luckliy i realized it right away when i had heart burn and needed a tums. SO i quickly drove back and there she was my coach bag all by herself in a stupid grocery cart. Thank GOD i realized when i did, i would have been PISSED if i got home and remembered!
OMG! Be careful hon!
TheSexKitten
01-04-2008, 05:07 PM
My mom wants me to get her an e pill as a Xmas gift!! ><
She behaved herself while I was a kid, so dammit she deserves it. :P