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RoseLeigh
01-04-2008, 05:11 PM
My mom wants me to get her an e pill as a Xmas gift!! ><

She behaved herself while I was a kid, so dammit she deserves it. :P

:rotfl:That's so funny. I wanna give my mom E. On the way to church. :pray: :monkeedan

phillyvixen
01-04-2008, 05:25 PM
OMG my mom would never ask for something like that lol
I've tried to get her to smoke pot a bunch but the closest she got was eating a pot rice krispie treat i gave her.

sun child
01-04-2008, 05:26 PM
I'm about to go out on a date! These are the heels I'm wearing! http://www.digsandthreads.com/catalog/rd_gogoTL1.jpg

SundayMorning
01-04-2008, 05:40 PM
Those are adorable! I love the heel and the color is just fantastic. What are they?

PrincessShea
01-04-2008, 05:42 PM
I want to take a bath. I guess I'll just sit in the hot tub once my bf gets here.

I want chinese food like no other. It's seriously the only thought of food that doesn't turn my stomach right now. Third day I haven't eaten, and all I want is food that will make me hungry again in fifteen minutes.

I haven't gotten child support in two weeks, I'm worried. I really need to go grocery shopping before my son runs out of pickles. :(

Katrine
01-04-2008, 05:44 PM
So unhappy. My back is killing me from stress and tension. I have friends, people to talk to, its not enough. What to do?

Craigslist boy might be a dude. He's a staunch Republican. And he never shuts his fucking mouth! Good sex though.

Lady Jade
01-04-2008, 05:49 PM
I hate Dell. Seriously. It takes 2 days for them to send a tech to my office to replace the power supply on my computer. Then she's 2 hours late. Didn't bother calling or anything to let us know, either. Fabulous, considering the entire office functions around my computer. Now I'm two days behind on applications, contracts, resumes, and reports. Guess I'll be working from home all weekend. :banghead:

sun child
01-04-2008, 05:56 PM
They're Rocket Dog. I got 'em on sale for $26.50 and I'm wearing them with thigh-high fishnets! This is the only pair of heels I own, besides my stripper shoes.

RoseWhite
01-04-2008, 07:15 PM
Long time no see, Stripperweb! Missed ya in all the wholesome family fun I've been having.

*off to spend three days catching up on all the local goings-on*

Lysondra
01-04-2008, 07:17 PM
I have an apartment!! Two bedroom 1 bath - $190 a week! No joke! I had budgeted for $350 a week (I was even starting to budget for $400 a week!)... and I don't need to pay bond because the landlady trusts us! So I have a few grand set aside for rent that can now go to a new couch, dresser and fridge! :D

LatinaRose
01-04-2008, 07:45 PM
Hmm, what to cocktail with Avobath???

phillyvixen
01-04-2008, 08:01 PM
^^^ I say youki hi if you have it or blackberry

phillyvixen
01-04-2008, 08:02 PM
Last night i did the jingle bells bomb with mmm mmm mmm melt. It was quite nice!

Lysondra
01-04-2008, 08:03 PM
I did a Christmas Party bomb and forgot about the glitter and washed my hair in the bath... when I went to a friends house, I apparently had huge amounts of glitter all in my hair. :x

9
01-04-2008, 08:07 PM
i have a flu & i am going nuts sitting at home by myself. everyone's gone out and tv is boring.

Kaylinn
01-04-2008, 08:30 PM
Eggbeaters gives me the worst gas ever.
I need Beano.
( take beano before, and there will be no gas!)

aussiebelle
01-04-2008, 08:39 PM
so good chocolate soy icecream is my sweetest downfall :(

SundayMorning
01-04-2008, 08:39 PM
^I'm so absurd, I'd be too embarrassed to buy Beano! Maybe I could go through a self-checkout line but I'd be afraid it'd malfunction and the assistant would have to come over and then they'd see that hot girls fart too and I'd die of mortification.

Yep I never said I was always logical.

Oooooooh I'm getting egg nog! It's ON.

hannah83
01-04-2008, 08:45 PM
i'm in the worst mood ever.

i'm trying to not scream. My roomie/best friend lost her purse with all of her $$ in it today. ($800) and after we frantically looked for it EVERYWHERE. We realized it was lost for good.

well then she freaks out and basically took it out on me. Just been a bitch since then. I'm so annoyed.

I didn't fuckin take her damn purse, or her money...so why am i getting attitude from her?!

We had plans tonite to go out, and at the last minute she changed them. Asked her when we were leaving, and she said she was going out alone...but to have fun if i go out later.

then called me at the bar, yelling at me, asking if i was moving in 3 months. WTF. I never ever said i was moving in 3 freakin months. I said I was moving when our lease was up....in like 9 months.

i'm going to scream. I need a vacation so badly. This next week and a half better hurry the fuck up. I need the beach.

TheSexKitten
01-04-2008, 08:48 PM
OMG my mom would never ask for something like that lol
I've tried to get her to smoke pot a bunch but the closest she got was eating a pot rice krispie treat i gave her.

;D Apparently back in her day she was a bit reckless and tried every single drug but never got around to this one. Mmmm rice krispie pot brownie... :drool:

Lysondra
01-04-2008, 08:52 PM
In my dream last night I got the car fixed, did a few shows, went shopping, went to the doctors, severed ties with people I'd been meaning to and had a nice dinner.

Why can't I do all that shit when I'm awake? I'm so lazy. :/

Kaylinn
01-04-2008, 09:00 PM
^I'm so absurd, I'd be too embarrassed to buy Beano! Maybe I could go through a self-checkout line but I'd be afraid it'd malfunction and the assistant would have to come over and then they'd see that hot girls fart too and I'd die of mortification.

Yep I never said I was always logical.

Oooooooh I'm getting egg nog! It's ON.


so One day I was horribly bloated and knew I was full of gas that had to come out and conventional methods weren't working.
I went to the drug store and bough Mylanta, Gas X, Beano, Charcoal pills and an enema.

The thought didn't occur to m to be embarassed of my purchases until I was at the check out counter and realized the checker lady was giving me the eye.

Lysondra
01-04-2008, 09:02 PM
^ Whenever my friend buys anything embarassing she always buys it with a Birthday card... then you can play it off as a gag gift. :D

Callyish
01-04-2008, 09:11 PM
Feet are falling off.... body falling apart... covered in bruises.... can't wait to get out of Winnipeg so I can go back to working a regular schedule with 4 shows a day... oh god I can't wait...

Scarlett.Oz
01-04-2008, 09:14 PM
Lys, that's a damn good price for 2 bed's, i'm impressed.
XS

GoldCoastGirl
01-04-2008, 09:22 PM
Well.. it's nearly 2.30pm.. and I'm wanting to get out of the house as it FINALLY has stopped raining and the sun is out !!!! So I'm off to the AWL Shelter to do some "cat cuddling" (volunteer).... will keep my phone on me in case any last minute work comes in as I'm okay to drive now that it isn't raining.

After my car incident on Thursday night, I'm too stressed/paranoid to drive during the wet/rain long distances at high speeds ....

I also might finally do some hula hooping since I have had that 'luxury' taken away from me due to the shitty ass weather here.

Cats then hula hoop if I have time and the weather stays good which it has been since 10am.

hannah83
01-04-2008, 09:23 PM
I'm trying so damn hard to not cry. Bestie just yelled at me again. Called me shady, said that 2 people had told her i was moving.

what in the hell!? I don't know what to do. She just told me to go have fun, that she gives me permission.

i hate this. she's drunk and thinks i'm fucking her over. I'm not, yet she doesn't seem to give a damn.

hell, i'm here for another 8-10 months. I wouldn't just pick up and go.

SundayMorning
01-04-2008, 09:23 PM
^ Whenever my friend buys anything embarassing she always buys it with a Birthday card... then you can play it off as a gag gift. :D

This is brilliant.

I know it's irrational. I don't have any problem buying tampons, condoms (I actually kind of get a kick out of it) or pregnancy tests but the only thing my booty does is get sexed. If I had my way, at least.

OK so I really don't want to be mean but this girl at my club yesterday was NUTS. She got up on the main stage and the DJ is playing stuff like Shakira, Gypsy Kings, Los Lonely Boys, yanno. And she starts doing this choreographed dancing stuff. She was doing hula arms and two-stepping and bobbing her head and it was crazy! On her second song, she put on a fedora and continued dancing! The sad thing is, if she'd been in better shape she might have been able to pull it off but she had major muffintop going on....I just about died.

GoldCoastGirl
01-04-2008, 09:29 PM
Lysondra..... Carport or Garage? Pets ok? Yard? Unit, Duplex, Townhouse? New or re-novated?

There have been a few listings via realestate.com.au for pet okay places on the coast that were for far cheaper than what I'm paying in the past week..... which is $320 per week. I'm thinking I may be in a position to move again if I can find a 2 bed, 1 bath, SLUG, pet ok, small yard, house/townhouse/duplex within Southport/Labrador area for $220 per week or less.

I detest moving (the cost!!! and the hassle) however I'm over my flatmate and the only way to be rid of him is to move. I'm starting to get to a point in my life where I will be okay living by myself and I really want more of a sex life. My current flatmate due to being such a homebody and poor stays home A LOT!

If I move, I'm taking Puddy (the cat) with me especially if he still owes me a fair chunk of change like he does currently.

Well.. now I'm off to the shelter... time to get cat fur all over me!!!!!!! ;D

Lysondra
01-04-2008, 09:33 PM
Well.. it's nearly 2.30pm.. and I'm wanting to get out of the house as it FINALLY has stopped raining and the sun is out !!!! So I'm off to the AWL Shelter to do some "cat cuddling" (volunteer).... will keep my phone on me in case any last minute work comes in as I'm okay to drive now that it isn't raining.

After my car incident on Thursday night, I'm too stressed/paranoid to drive during the wet/rain long distances at high speeds ....

I also might finally do some hula hooping since I have had that 'luxury' taken away from me due to the shitty ass weather here.

Cats then hula hoop if I have time and the weather stays good which it has been since 10am.

That sounds like a nice day. I hope it stays good too; gotta be there at 8 tonight for one whole show. Haha. I'm hardly getting any work but it's just dandy. With my leftover money last week l bought a whole heap of books and I've been able to relax. Omg, I'm loving the chick lit 'Me and Mr Darcy'... it's actually a GOOD chick lit!

And omg, I overpaid my last mobile bill and this one is only $2.57!

Lysondra
01-04-2008, 09:34 PM
Lysondra..... Carport or Garage? Pets ok? Yard? Unit, Duplex, Townhouse? New or re-novated?

There have been a few listings via realestate.com.au for pet okay places on the coast that were for far cheaper than what I'm paying in the past week..... which is $320 per week. I'm thinking I may be in a position to move again if I can find a 2 bed, 1 bath, SLUG, pet ok, small yard, house/townhouse/duplex within Southport/Labrador area for $220 per week or less.

I detest moving (the cost!!! and the hassle) however I'm over my flatmate and the only way to be rid of him is to move. I'm starting to get to a point in my life where I will be okay living by myself and I really want more of a sex life. My current flatmate due to being such a homebody and poor stays home A LOT!

If I move, I'm taking Puddy (the cat) with me especially if he still owes me a fair chunk of change like he does currently.

Carport. Pets okay. Yard. Unit. Renovated. Small but large enough. You'll see it at the housewarming party I'm planning!

Lady Jade
01-04-2008, 09:37 PM
Went to TGIFriday's tonight. OMG, the mini dessert things are sooooooooo good! I could only have a few bites before my taste buds gave up on me, but I loved what I had!

Lysondra
01-04-2008, 09:38 PM
This is brilliant.

I know it's irrational. I don't have any problem buying tampons, condoms (I actually kind of get a kick out of it) or pregnancy tests but the only thing my booty does is get sexed. If I had my way, at least.


I thought so when she told me! Dildos? Birthday Card. Laxatives? Birthday Card. Condoms? Birthday Card. Large Inflatable Sheep? Birthday Card. Whips and chains? Birthday Card. 400 small penis-shaped straws? Birthday Card.

Nobody has to know. }:D

LilyLove
01-04-2008, 11:24 PM
I only took a couple of weeks off from stripping for Christmas and after my first night back last night I am SO SORE.

MojoJojo
01-04-2008, 11:41 PM
I hear that after 3 days of lessened activity, atrophy sets in.

Darcy Foxx
01-04-2008, 11:55 PM
it... is... so.....fucking..... hot.... *dies*

GoldCoastGirl
01-05-2008, 12:02 AM
That sounds like a nice day. I hope it stays good too; gotta be there at 8 tonight for one whole show. Haha. I'm hardly getting any work but it's just dandy. With my leftover money last week l bought a whole heap of books and I've been able to relax. Omg, I'm loving the chick lit 'Me and Mr Darcy'... it's actually a GOOD chick lit!

And omg, I overpaid my last mobile bill and this one is only $2.57!

I was offered a topless gig at Narangba for two hours, $110.

It's actually 5 hours out of my life thus $22 per hour. No. It's too far for someone based on the Gold Coast as it would've been around an hour and half ONE WAY... so 3 hours travel, 2 hours work for one booking... nope.

If it was a waitress + show ... or else another booking was guaranteed on the way back or on the way to it (even if it is a waitress booking) then yes. For just one booking, no.

I didn't end up going to the shelter. I plan to do that tomorrow. I ended up spending a good decent time hula hooping... then zoned out in front of the tv. Now I will have something to eat and read. I will just relax.


it... is... so.....fucking..... hot.... *dies*

I am really really really wishing I could have the same complaint. After a week or so with rain rain rain and wind... finally today is good.. hardly any rain.. and muggy/humid... and I'm loving it! If my bicycle wasn't so f-ed I would've gone for a ride.

* Note to self: Get a new bicycle. Sell old one.

Lysondra
01-05-2008, 12:26 AM
I was offered a topless gig at Narangba for two hours, $110.

It's actually 5 hours out of my life thus $22 per hour. No. It's too far for someone based on the Gold Coast as it would've been around an hour and half ONE WAY... so 3 hours travel, 2 hours work for one booking... nope.

If it was a waitress + show ... or else another booking was guaranteed on the way back or on the way to it (even if it is a waitress booking) then yes. For just one booking, no.

I didn't end up going to the shelter. I plan to do that tomorrow. I ended up spending a good decent time hula hooping... then zoned out in front of the tv. Now I will have something to eat and read. I will just relax.



I am really really really wishing I could have the same complaint. After a week or so with rain rain rain and wind... finally today is good.. hardly any rain.. and muggy/humid... and I'm loving it! If my bicycle wasn't so f-ed I would've gone for a ride.

* Note to self: Get a new bicycle. Sell old one.

Yeah, it's so slow she's offering waitressing to girls who normally don't do Fri/Sat waitressing at ALL (like me; I'm here for shows mostly)... so I know she's trying her best. She even apologized to me but said, "Oh, you had some in the middle of the week, right? So at least you have some money!" She really honestly wants to make sure I'm earning enough to live. She knows I'm a career showgirl and that's respectfully caring.

My show finishes at 8:30/45.... wanna meet M and I at Shabu Shabu in Broadbeach at 9:15? All you can eat, $26!

Darcy Foxx
01-05-2008, 12:34 AM
woohoo... finally got my tomb raider outfit for my shoot on monday almost complete. picked up the shorts today from big w for $9 haha.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/DSC05629.jpg

just need the socks and the sunglasses and it looks just like what she wears in the game :)

TigersMilk
01-05-2008, 01:40 AM
Its starting to rain like a mofo outside all windy and mess. *hides inside till work tomorrow*

Gotta clean my neck before I sleep.

twisterinAZ
01-05-2008, 01:43 AM
My dog doesn't judge me because i gained a few pounds over the holidays. In fact, I think she likes me better as I am round and jolly. She has a donkey shaped squeek toy that I call Eyore after that donkey from Winney the Poh. She loves to squeek that little fucker !! It makes me laugh:D

RoseLeigh
01-05-2008, 01:44 AM
While feeding my Boy Meets World addiction, I saw the ep where Sean finds out who his real mother is. Apparently she was a stripper who left him behind at birth. Like we do. Boooo! I know it's a silly show, but still. Booo.

sxybrat07
01-05-2008, 01:45 AM
It's windy as fuck here, and raining. I'm supposed to wake up to hellish amounts of snow. Sigh.

britt244
01-05-2008, 01:53 AM
why did i think it was ok to eat a quarter pounder with cheese and fries on the way home? oh yeah, because im about to get my period so that was my excuse. i really wanted a milkshake. why dont they have then 24 hours?

i want to snuggle. unfortunately i no longer have a cuddle buddy other than my cats. boo.

MojoJojo
01-05-2008, 01:57 AM
If you see a "sundog" in the sky (i.e. a blob of color as in a rainbow but in a circular form...then it will precipitate within 2 days...typically the next.

sxybrat07
01-05-2008, 01:59 AM
^^Really? I've never seen one of those...sounds cool though.

MojoJojo
01-05-2008, 02:01 AM
Watch the sky on cloudy days. They're subtle but you'll suddenly realize that you're looking at a round rainbow....it's actually made of ice.

....of course, I'm in Ohio...maybe you don't get those where you are :)

sxybrat07
01-05-2008, 02:12 AM
Hmm, I'll definitely look next time! Anything you can do about stopping the snow that's on its way here? :D

MojoJojo
01-05-2008, 02:15 AM
Stop the snow? Um....yeah, hang on a minute......close your eyes and don't look until I tell you....

dangerousdiva
01-05-2008, 02:15 AM
It's windy as fuck here, and raining. I'm supposed to wake up to hellish amounts of snow. Sigh.

Sounds like I left just in time:P