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PaigeDWinter
06-20-2007, 11:19 PM
Baji's Papadums in Yogurt Dill (http://www.bajispassion.com/products_creamy.php)are so effin good I could cry. I ate the whole bag. I washed them down with Synergy's Trilogy (http://www.gtskombucha.com/synergy.html). This is an acquired taste. Yay drinking billions of organisms!



I skinny dipped with twin today. In a huge rain storm. It was amazing.


Drawing on bald heads is funtastic.






I met Cameron Keys and she is even hotter in person!



So jealous (at both of you!)

BalletBaby
06-20-2007, 11:34 PM
My room is really dusty. I need to clean it, but I really don't want to. And I need to start thinking about what I'm going to take when I move.

I need to go apartment hunting. And I need to get into LSU.

The first guy to stick his hand in my panties tommorrow will get six inches shoved into his penis hole.

I'm bringing that pacifier to work tommorrow so I can shove it into anyone who goes for my nips mouth. SUCKLE THIS BITCHES!!!

I don't know how to spell tommorrow. Stupid word.

Yekhefah
06-20-2007, 11:35 PM
Oh yeah... I had my very first dressing room fight today! W00t W00t!

I sorta won, but it wasn't that much of a fight and really she sort of kicked her own drunk ass. But hey, it was my first-ever dressing room fight! I feel like I crossed a milestone.

PaigeDWinter
06-20-2007, 11:43 PM
Oh yeah... I had my very first dressing room fight today! W00t W00t!

I sorta won, but it wasn't that much of a fight and really she sort of kicked her own drunk ass. But hey, it was my first-ever dressing room fight! I feel like I crossed a milestone.



Uh oh, what'd you do woman? ;)

Deni
06-20-2007, 11:46 PM
I finally got that stupid futon out of my dining room!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laying carpet sucks...I'll have someone else do it next time.

Oh, and painting sucks, too...I can handle it, though.

It's been a long day.

Lysondra
06-20-2007, 11:47 PM
My room is really dusty. I need to clean it, but I really don't want to. And I need to start thinking about what I'm going to take when I move.

I need to go apartment hunting. And I need to get into LSU.

The first guy to stick his hand in my panties tommorrow will get six inches shoved into his penis hole.

I'm bringing that pacifier to work tommorrow so I can shove it into anyone who goes for my nips mouth. SUCKLE THIS BITCHES!!!

I don't know how to spell tommorrow. Stupid word.

I don't know why but I read this as 'My mum is dusty. I need to clean her.'

Littlelo
06-20-2007, 11:56 PM
I think my xiphoid process might be fractured. If I go to the doctor and pay for x-rays and whatnot, there probably won't be anything he'll be able to do about it, so why bother? Stupid bone. :/

Yekhefah
06-20-2007, 11:56 PM
Uh oh, what'd you do woman?

Oddly enough, I wasn't helping her become a Domme! It was some no-class trashy skank who was grinding on guys FOR FREE at MY TIPRAIL, letting them stick their hands down her underwear on the pretext of stuffing dollars in there, rubbing her face hard on their crotches, letting them kiss her on the butt, etc. All right at the tiprail while I was onstage. :no_way:

So I got the bouncer, and later I was still being very chilly to her, and she started asking me about being a Domme (I have no idea how she knew I am one; I don't remember ever discussing it with these women, but who knows). I was giving her curt, one-word answers and she kept pestering me for information about what I do, where my dungeon is, who owns it, could she get hired, etc. She just would not let it go, even though I was giving her no information. Finally she demanded to know why I was being so "mean," and I calmly told her she wouldn't make a good Domme because it takes class and respect for oneself and other women. She took umbrage at my suggestion that she had no self-respect and asked why I'd say that, and I said it was because she was acting like a cheap skank at my tip rail, so she took a swing at me...

...and she missed and fell over. :laughing: She was pretty drunk. I couldn't resist adding, "See, that's what I'm talking about." So she kicked me in the shin, I kicked her back in her shin and told her not to kick me again, somehow she got up and tried to take another swing at me, and I grabbed her wrist. At this point two other girls got between us, and when I let go of Drunky McSkank's wrist, she fell down again.

Not much of a fight, but it was my first dressing room fight and now I'm a bit proud.

Littlelo
06-21-2007, 12:03 AM
lol @ "Drunky McSkank!

PaigeDWinter
06-21-2007, 12:04 AM
Standing ovation for Yek, plz.


:worship:

Callyish
06-21-2007, 12:09 AM
Im all gah gah over a boy right now... i've gone on three dates with him now and hes hot with sexy blue bedroom eyes.. and and and... hes Italian... like me... and he has the same twisted sense of humour as me and and and....... *swoons*

PaigeDWinter
06-21-2007, 12:24 AM
My male is being a jerk. Meh.

MrChristopher
06-21-2007, 01:43 AM
Girl-:"Did you get that random remix of that song I asked you for?"

MrC-:"Oh. No ma'am, sorry, I'm having crazy Vista problems, though I did look."

G-"Pfft...well, play me whatever then, Same boring shit"

MrC-: (Is OVER THIS BITCH) "Alrighty love. Tell me, if I did have that new song, would my tip change from the bare fucking minimum you give me every night? I brought in almost 4 gigs of new tunes this week. Plus 5 cd's I bought, just today. No? Nothing? Well, fuck you too, pudding pop."

Seriously. I have an ASSLOAD of music. I'm not kidding. Sorry if you can't find something you like in the 17,000+ songs I have , sweetielamb. Music ain't free. Go fuck yourself. ::endDJrant::

MrsC put some berry smellin' stuff in the Glade fan thing, and it's incredibly berry smelling in here.

BBQ Fritos are disgusting, and I can't stop munching them. My breath must be horrifying.

We're still watching the shithead beagle for our friend. He's improving by leaps and bounds, I almost don't hate him now. (I smooched him on the nose last night when I thought MrsC was asleep, and she totally busted me.)

Callyish
06-21-2007, 01:45 AM
OMG MrC!!! Girls actually bitch you have a lack of music?! WTF!!!!!!! You have the largest selection of music i've ever seen with a DJ :O

Lysondra
06-21-2007, 01:52 AM
I have a pussy. His name is Michael.

MrChristopher
06-21-2007, 01:54 AM
Over the course of the last maybe 2 minutes, I have all 3 cats on my lap. I can barely type around them. I'm off to bed, it's a sign.

Callyish
06-21-2007, 01:56 AM
Ahaha night MrC!! Wait!! Do you still have the yappy dog there? And the french girl? LoL

PaigeDWinter
06-21-2007, 01:57 AM
I have to figure out how to get my wife here asap. :(

MrChristopher
06-21-2007, 02:02 AM
Cally, yes, yappy dog is still here, but surprisingly well-behaved. The French girl he belongs to is back in Montreal taking care of passport/visa/etc issues.

Good lord the berry smell is insane in here, I gotta turn that crap down.

g'nite

Callyish
06-21-2007, 02:03 AM
Night MrC!!! Kiss Wendy Wife for me :D

sxybrat07
06-21-2007, 02:11 AM
My cat is trying to eat my hospital bracelet. She just came stampeding down the steps at full force with it in her mouth, then howled at me.

I am watching a show on suspension. It's really creeping me the fuck out. I have no idea why, but it makes me shudder.

Lysondra
06-21-2007, 03:38 AM
I went to blow dry my bird after her bath but I had the air too high and I blew her across the room....

Roulette
06-21-2007, 06:14 AM
omg I love this thread!!

I got my internship... maybe I already said that, but I'm happy!

I need a new phone. Dear anyone with an extra Cingular phone laying about, a sad poor roulette is in need. Thank you.

My tacher is here... OMG! he's so on time!! usually he's like 20 min late. wow.

maximvsv
06-21-2007, 07:51 AM
First day of summer in the northern hemisphere. Sunrise was awsome.

Yekhefah
06-21-2007, 08:14 AM
I went to blow dry my bird after her bath but I had the air too high and I blew her across the room....

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I just got a second betta - we have a red one in the living room and a blue one in the bedroom, so now we have one fish two fish red fish blue fish! And my big fat tabbycat just yakked up a big hairball on my white couch AGAIN, and I really want a canary. I really, really want a red or white canary!

MrChristopher
06-21-2007, 09:09 AM
My daughter is playing The Sims, and the music on the jukebox is driving me insane. It's some sort of bad metal, but in Sims-language. I just made her turn it off.

I found my school ID from my senior year in HS. I had hair and cheekbones, it's pretty funny.

I require coffee.

Chicagoeditor
06-21-2007, 09:22 AM
Haven't worked out in a week. Fortuntely, my gym is open late; must get there tonight!

Roulette
06-21-2007, 09:38 AM
I'm in class. we're talking about Baroque music...

I just heard Baby Got Back and Hit My Baby one More Time in the style of Madrigal music... that was fucking funny!! :rotfl:

My comp is gunna die.

BalletBaby
06-21-2007, 12:31 PM
My daughter is playing The Sims, and the music on the jukebox is driving me insane. It's some sort of bad metal, but in Sims-language. I just made her turn it off.


Lol. I was addicted to that game in middle school. I remember the first family my friend and I made. The little girl got sent to military school and the mother was left pissing herself in their grass floored house.

Mastridonicus
06-21-2007, 12:40 PM
Oompa Loompas are hung like fucking HORSES.

You'd think not.

But there's another blade on that sword.

No. Stamina.

southstbabe
06-21-2007, 01:46 PM
My office is freezing!

Roulette
06-21-2007, 02:01 PM
I am writing a letter that just might end my relationship with my step mother.

I am going to see Oceans 13. I am excited.

I feel ill, like ralphy.

BalletBaby
06-21-2007, 02:20 PM
I'm so pissed right now>:( Apparently the school I want to go to only recieved my spring 07' transcripts, even though I had my other school send my summer, fall, and spring. So I'm guessing they are either lost in the mail or lost somewhere at LSU. Which means I have to wait another month to find out if I've gotten in because I resent them.:mad::bomb::grumpy::irked:

Lady Jade
06-21-2007, 02:26 PM
That is highly awesome!! You'll get used to it. How long is it now?

Just past my shoulders with lots of angled cuts and layers at the bottom. Very different for me. Still not used to it yet!

Lady Jade
06-21-2007, 02:28 PM
Oompa Loompas are hung like fucking HORSES.

You'd think not.

But there's another blade on that sword.

No. Stamina.

Really, Mast? You know this from first-hand experience? :P

TigersMilk
06-21-2007, 03:08 PM
Yay I got my trainer again today! New sad news is I am 145lbs.:O *cries over her protein shake and banana*


edit: I do wanna go to work. I do wanna go to work. I do wanna make money. I do I do I do! *ok I'm gonna take a shower* Gah! Just go Just go.

PaigeDWinter
06-21-2007, 06:03 PM
I just got a 99% cocoa bar. I am so excited.

miss marina
06-21-2007, 06:07 PM
mrs.fields chocolates are soooo gooddddd!!!

cherryripeboyII
06-21-2007, 06:23 PM
I just got a 99% cocoa bar. I am so excited.



You do realize that is bakers chocolate right?

PaigeDWinter
06-21-2007, 06:56 PM
You do realize that is bakers chocolate right?


Yup. I have a passion for extremely high cocoa %. Lindt is my friend.



It's such a purdy bar too, it's almost black. So awesome.

http://chandra.way-nifty.com/chandra_life/images/lindt-1.jpg

Alexis81
06-21-2007, 06:59 PM
Why is it that everytime I poop and my bf is around, it stinks the whole house, but if I poop when Im home alone, it never smells?

And this is the last thought Im going to ponder before I go to bed

sun child
06-21-2007, 07:01 PM
Yay! My roommates just got a "family plan" membership to the Y!!!

jose3030
06-21-2007, 07:03 PM
Yay I got my trainer again today! New sad news is I am 145lbs.:O *cries over her protein shake and banana*


edit: I do wanna go to work. I do wanna go to work. I do wanna make money. I do I do I do! *ok I'm gonna take a shower* Gah! Just go Just go.

I've lost 18 lbs and 3% body fat in the past month.
Now, granted, I'm a guy , but anything is possible!!!

Good luck.

-Jose

miss marina
06-21-2007, 07:04 PM
the jamaican guy that lives under me just came up to my apartment to warn me "crazy people be running around" *just looking at me* he smokes so freakin much, i swear the smoke like seeps into my floor!!!

jose3030
06-21-2007, 07:06 PM
Ey moN!

cherryripeboyII
06-21-2007, 07:54 PM
Yup. I have a passion for extremely high cocoa %. Lindt is my friend.



It's such a purdy bar too, it's almost black. So awesome.

http://chandra.way-nifty.com/chandra_life/images/lindt-1.jpg


You are a brave and scary woman. I like you. But no that one is much too bitter for me.

It should be good for your heart.

Dam you now, I'm thinking of that Shonen Knife song about Hot Chocolate, and how they like the bitter taste!!

Just don't get the remix it sounds really really weird. Especially in Japanese

Lysondra
06-21-2007, 09:16 PM
Yup. I have a passion for extremely high cocoa %. Lindt is my friend.



It's such a purdy bar too, it's almost black. So awesome.

http://chandra.way-nifty.com/chandra_life/images/lindt-1.jpg

You do realize that's not the part they make cocaine out of?!

Heehee}:D

Lysondra
06-21-2007, 09:16 PM
Omg I'm Hyper And Nobody Is Here And I Need Someone To Talk To Because Holy Shit! Noo You Cunt Sw I Will Not Wait Ten Seconds To Post This!! Fuck Off.

jose3030
06-21-2007, 09:19 PM
Omg I'm Hyper And Nobody Is Here And I Need Someone To Talk To Because Holy Shit! Noo You Cunt Sw I Will Not Wait Ten Seconds To Post This!! Fuck Off.

I has a reply.

Lysondra
06-21-2007, 09:19 PM
WOOHOO HIHIHIHIHIHIHI How are you??!!!