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Lysondra
01-10-2008, 07:31 AM
OMG....I will not be able to sleep tonight.

cherry_sin
01-10-2008, 09:44 AM
I'm letting my housekeeper in my house alone for the first time tonight. God, I hope nothing comes up missing. She's a really good girl, but still. I'm paranoid.

Taylorlila
01-10-2008, 09:54 AM
chihuahua+laser pointer=hours of amusment for both myself and her.

phillyvixen
01-10-2008, 09:58 AM
i just made a taco salad that was so yummy!!

Darcy Foxx
01-10-2008, 09:59 AM
mm... 3am cheeseburgers. so disgusting, but so satisfying.

Lysondra
01-10-2008, 10:06 AM
whywhywhy am I on efukt.com?

Lysondra
01-10-2008, 10:18 AM
http://www.efukt.com/1746_Veri_Knotty.html

Ahahhaha this stripper is funny.

And omg, extras in the 80s.

SundayMorning
01-10-2008, 10:34 AM
Ye gods, the man I am texting right now is so freaking hot. I would have a bite of him every day if I could. But alas, he's in FL and I am not.

Hee, I asked him to make me a gourmet lunch (he's really good with food), he said "Chicken panang with fresh lime leaves and lemongrass. What do I get in return?" and I said "...leftovers?" ;D

I feel impatient with myself, I'm not dancing again until around the 26th due to bleeding now and waxing later. Must find supplemental income for my supplemental income.

RoseWhite
01-10-2008, 10:40 AM
http://www.efukt.com/1746_Veri_Knotty.html

Ahahhaha this stripper is funny.

And omg, extras in the 80s.


I know I should never click on efukt links . . . Must . . . resist . . .

Strength . . . waning . . .

SundayMorning
01-10-2008, 10:41 AM
Be strong, Rose! Withstand the temptation!

Lysondra
01-10-2008, 10:44 AM
Well it proves strippers let guys suck their tits in the 70s too.

RoseWhite
01-10-2008, 10:46 AM
*gives in*

RoseWhite
01-10-2008, 10:47 AM
I love the Video Description:


Meet Veri Knotty. She's dead now but back in the day she could do some cool tricks with her pussy.

Is that from her epitaph?

britt244
01-10-2008, 10:57 AM
lots to do today.. i wanted to wake up around noon and i woke up at 12:30, so thats good at least. but i feel like i dont have enough time in the day!

lets see...
-workout
-tanning
-grocery store
-therapy at 3
-take my car for an oil change

i feel like im missing something...

britt244
01-10-2008, 11:30 AM
oh! i did forget! my nails! they need to be filled soo bad.. at least they dont *look* bad and you cant tell unless you look up close.

crap. and pay my visa bill.

Taylorlila
01-10-2008, 11:38 AM
I had a relapse.




I bought a tanning package.:-\ I haven't tanned in a year, now I'm back on the wagon.

Callyish
01-10-2008, 11:44 AM
OMG I so do NOT want to get out of bed.

Im all cozy and comfy but I have to be on stage in like 2 hours and I still havn't showered :(

phillyvixen
01-10-2008, 11:50 AM
I'm on strike
the husband and i are fighting and i am refusing to do anything productive today
I think i will go take a nap

Callyish
01-10-2008, 11:57 AM
I'm on strike
the husband and i are fighting and i am refusing to do anything productive today
I think i will go take a nap


Good. Your ready to pop you shouldn't be running around cleaning and getting the house ready for parties he wants to have. You should be relaxing and he should be waiting on you.

That wasn't mean in a bitchy way either btw lol.

Seriously though make him wait on you!!

desavirsire
01-10-2008, 11:57 AM
People who steal credit card numbers suck... that is all.

SundayMorning
01-10-2008, 11:58 AM
I envy you people and your sleep.

However, I am showered, sparkly (I can't resist the Glitterbug! Although Jake snuggled on me and now I have a little stripperdog) and clothed, so grocery shopping should happen....any minute now....yep, just another minute and I'm gonna get up and go get food...

RoseLeigh
01-10-2008, 12:08 PM
I have, basically, homework for therapy. And I can't do it. I hate therapy. :crazy:

britt244
01-10-2008, 12:20 PM
^ i do too. what kinda homework? its taking an hour out of my day today that really could be better spent doing other, more important things.

veronicavale
01-10-2008, 12:35 PM
I just ordered Jimmy John's! Thank goodness for food delivery when my bf is at work and my car is in the shop...

cameron_keys
01-10-2008, 12:36 PM
little commercial we shot yesterday for the website...i look awful,no makeup but whatever...

kitty260
01-10-2008, 12:42 PM
I'm on strike
the husband and i are fighting and i am refusing to do anything productive today


I do that all the time. If he leaves me a list of chores and crap he wants me to do while he's at work I purposely won't do them. Now, I would have done them if he hadn't been an asshole and written them down.

I like being defiant! No man is writing ME a chore list. I'll do the dishes if I freakin' feel like it.

Callyish
01-10-2008, 12:45 PM
Someone go to work for me... pretty please?

Seriously I don't want to go sit in a boring ass changing room all day *cries*


oh btw Kitty.... guess who im spending two weeks in Calgary with in Feb :rotfl:

Shes your fav girl *cough* her name has Evans in it....

I'll pm you since your not on msn :P

britt244
01-10-2008, 12:46 PM
i desperately need an oil change. i have 13000 miles on my car and the last one i got was at 5000. the maintenance light is on, too. except if i go after therapy i might be there forever (and i have to stay with it because of my breathalyzer). i have other stuff that HAS to get done. like grocery shopping.. i literally have nothing to eat except bagels, cereal (but no milk), sun chips, chicken breasts, and ice cream. and i need to pay my visa bill (i pay in person).

hannah83
01-10-2008, 12:49 PM
so i went into work, totally hungover like no other.

i sat around staring aimlessly around the club...and said eff it.
Soooo happy to be home. Gonna go tanning, shopping and then lounge around and be super lazy until I go out tonight. :) So happy.

PrettyCurlieQ
01-10-2008, 12:52 PM
I hate that I can't see my workout results. My clothes are definitely fitting baggier, I've got a pair of jeans that won't stop falling off, but when I look at my body naked in the mirror, I still look fat to me. :( I don't see even a tiny difference in muscle tone or leanness, although when working out, I know I've got more strength and stamina. And I don't weigh myself, because there's no perfect number for me. I just want to be toned and slim like I used to be, and if I look awesome and weigh 654684 lbs, so be it. *sigh* I'm getting down on myself.

Lysondra
01-10-2008, 12:53 PM
So hungry...will vomit... stupid meds...foood....don't wanna puke....*whine*

SundayMorning
01-10-2008, 01:04 PM
Cam you're so cute! I think I "heard" your voice a little higher in my head, ha. Good luck with the website!

OMG the cramps are starting. And I haven't gotten out to HEB yet! OooOOoooOooooOOOooooo....

However, we interrupt this moment of agony to giggle at my dog, who has the hiccups.

cameron_keys
01-10-2008, 01:15 PM
Cam you're so cute! I think I "heard" your voice a little higher in my head, ha. Good luck with the website!



You mean on the webcam? My voice is actually deper then tht..it comes off much higher through the microphone.

kitty260
01-10-2008, 01:27 PM
oh btw Kitty.... guess who im spending two weeks in Calgary with in Feb :rotfl:

Shes your fav girl *cough* her name has Evans in it....

I'll pm you since your not on msn :P

I had a bit of a titter when I read that.

BTW, I uninstalled MSN until I figure out what's making it shit itself all the time. I think it's got something to do with ZoneAlarm, so I gotta sleuth it out.

TigersMilk
01-10-2008, 02:05 PM
I feel foggy today.

I had fun last night. I got some woman!

madmaxine
01-10-2008, 02:08 PM
and then today there's a message from her profusely apologising for not being able to make it, seriously, did she think i was looking forward to spending the evening with her trying to get all over my boyfriend, that we're going to be like, buddies now? Hah!
I know this is so not interesting to anyone else but it made me laugh so much i spat out my tea, crazy bitch.
XS

I've been through that kind of moment....She wasn't supposed to be there but she was. It was mostly my exes fault, though...Thank God he's ancient history.

TheTempest
01-10-2008, 02:10 PM
LadyJade... I live by you... you can feed me leftovers... y'know... if you have them... since I can't cook... and I burn water... ;D

madmaxine
01-10-2008, 02:11 PM
i desperately need an oil change. i have 13000 miles on my car and the last one i got was at 5000. the maintenance light is on, too

Dump in half a quart to a quart of new oil (AFTER checking the level first) until you can get it changed. Do it SOON.

stellaforstars
01-10-2008, 02:21 PM
I am completely unmotivated today. I should have been looking for a new job--especially considering the textbook bill I just racked up.

SundayMorning
01-10-2008, 02:25 PM
Hi Stella! *waves with hand that isn't pressed on her abdomen*

Well I did one good thing, which was HEB. Now I'm gonna do another good thing and find some websites to help the Hubby with a research project that's due Saturday. Fortunately, I get paid in mac n cheese for my efforts. :)

(Btw I'd like to take this opportunity to report a successful use of the "search" function--I found several threads with excellent advice on how to alleviate cramps. Now I just have to decide if I want to start smoking pot or start popping codeine. Hmmm, decisions...)

phillyvixen
01-10-2008, 02:35 PM
Nap was nice. I feel like such a bum! even when it is a day i've GIVEN myself to be unproductive i still feel like a bum. I hear this horrible voice in the back of my head saying "N dosen't take a day off just cause he feels like it" I have to remind myself that HE ISN"T PREGNANT.
Last night we fought about baby class, he hates being in classes and misbehaves so i told him i'm hiring a doula and he'll be lucky if he is even allowed in the delivery room. He slept in another bedroom and hasn't spoken to me since. I'm curious what will happen to tonight. Truth be told I slept SO GOOD without him in bed making things all hot and noisy! But i know he won't sleep in the guest room two nights in a row, our bed is just so much nicer!
I'm sticking to my guns on this one, I'm not letting him turn ME into the bad guy!

//waits to hear what an ogre my husband is lol.

phillyvixen
01-10-2008, 02:35 PM
CAM i think you look and sound beautiful!!

RoseLeigh
01-10-2008, 02:36 PM
^ i do too. what kinda homework? its taking an hour out of my day today that really could be better spent doing other, more important things.

Making a list of best and worst memories, five each. Sounds simple, but so isn't!

stellaforstars
01-10-2008, 02:39 PM
Hi Sunday! *waves back*

I'm going to pm you my phone number, you're going to call, and we're going to discuss visits. Sound like funsies?

SundayMorning
01-10-2008, 02:41 PM
phillyvixen, your husband is an ogre! A goat-devouring, club-waving ogre! Or possibly a troll. But not the deathdick kind.

And he'd better straighten up and fly right or there's going to be a herd of indignant strippers beating him over the head with LV handbags!

;D (Happy to help!)

SundayMorning
01-10-2008, 02:41 PM
Hi Sunday! *waves back*

I'm going to pm you my phone number, you're going to call, and we're going to discuss visits. Sound like funsies?

Sounds like kickassies! And in between we can commisserate (gawd I don't think I spelled that right) about being crampy and cranky and poor.

kitty260
01-10-2008, 03:09 PM
Ugh...I have such an upset stomach. I got all excited about it because it's supposed to be a sure sign of early labour but my fiancee just rushed into the house complaining that he's sick too.

Well damn. I can't get excited about the squirts if he has them too. It's not labour, it's probably the result of the chinese takeout we had last night. Boo. I'm so sick of being pregnant.

TigersMilk
01-10-2008, 03:13 PM
^^Yea you're like super preggo. Cmon baby come out now.

madmaxine
01-10-2008, 03:17 PM
My depression cures are- red wine, cigars and tanning. Body Butter DARK lotion rocks, it smells like rum and makes me look Blaxican.

.....the cigars are staining my nails brown. Blewech.

LatinaRose
01-10-2008, 03:26 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go to AZ for Superbowl, yay!! I am hating Toronto right now.