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jose3030
06-21-2007, 09:24 PM
I'm great, I'm new and I've already been yelled at at least 4 times.
Life's grand.

Yekhefah
06-21-2007, 09:32 PM
^^^ You sure seem to be a glutton for it, too. Aren't there any Dommes in your town?

jose3030
06-21-2007, 09:48 PM
^^^ You sure seem to be a glutton for it, too. Aren't there any Dommes in your town?

What's a domme? /:O

Yekhefah
06-21-2007, 09:50 PM
I am, bitch. STFU and Google it.

jose3030
06-21-2007, 09:54 PM
I am, bitch. STFU and Google it.

Wow....

Yekhefah
06-21-2007, 09:56 PM
Aw, does it make your little dick hard to be "yelled at" over the internet?

I can't think of any other reason you would still be here annoying us.

cherryripeboyII
06-21-2007, 09:56 PM
You do realize that's not the part they make cocaine out of?!

Heehee}:D


I always wondered what tha 1% was for!!?!!

jose3030
06-21-2007, 09:57 PM
Aw, does it make your little dick hard to be "yelled at" over the internet?

I can't think of any other reason you would still be here annoying us.

The thing is, you think I'm a troll.
And I'm not.
I'm not going to speak badly to you because that's not my style.

Peace to you, Queen.

Yekhefah
06-21-2007, 09:58 PM
Right, right. Because you contribute such incredible gems of wisdom as "oh the ironing." ::)

PaigeDWinter
06-21-2007, 09:58 PM
I am, bitch. STFU and Google it.


She learns so fast *sniffle*



Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.

Yekhefah
06-21-2007, 09:59 PM
^^^ }:D I am in a mood tonight, and it is NOT the mood to be nice to trolls.

jose3030
06-21-2007, 10:02 PM
Right, right. Because you contribute such incredible gems of wisdom as "oh the ironing." ::)

It was a joke...
Lighten up, skip. ::)

PaigeDWinter
06-21-2007, 10:34 PM
Ok ok, the bickering is random but lets get back to the fun randomness ok?

jose3030
06-21-2007, 10:42 PM
Alright , I'll go

I got a test at 3:15pm tomorrow and I have to still study for it.

Roulette
06-21-2007, 11:17 PM
well that was interesting ^^^ Yek I cried in my panties a little bit.

So it sounds like my best friend is coming out of retierment and hopefully we'll be working all of her shifts together! ;D I am totally stoked, this will be so much fun ;D

I cant finish watching Closer because the disk if fucked up and I am really pissed off. I've never seen it.

Acrylics suck. I cant do shit and I keep clicking them on EVERYTHING. My boyfriend told me long nails is the sign of a pampered woman. I told him he was silly and that it's the sign of a pissed off woman.

Roulette
06-21-2007, 11:18 PM
uhm, oh yeah, also... Jose3030 posed 40 posts on his first day here. I am impressed and a little concerned. That seems like an aweful lot.

jose3030
06-21-2007, 11:40 PM
uhm, oh yeah, also... Jose3030 posed 40 posts on his first day here. I am impressed and a little concerned. That seems like an aweful lot.

Nothing to be concerned at...
Just my first day, tis all.

AlexxaHex
06-21-2007, 11:43 PM
Oh yeah... I had my very first dressing room fight today! W00t W00t!

I sorta won, but it wasn't that much of a fight and really she sort of kicked her own drunk ass. But hey, it was my first-ever dressing room fight! I feel like I crossed a milestone.

OMG!! How fucking crazy - I almost feel bad for recommending that place to you now. Was it Kharima? That beeyotch is scary. She worked nights but she might be needing to work days also to keep up with her pimp bf's demands now.


where's my beautiful milf-to-be???? aleeeexxxxxxaaaaaaaa!!!

Awww! Your post made me all warm and fuzzy, Miss Embyr! You are so sweet. I am finally back online!! My aunt came to visit, took one look at my apartment and called/threatened my landlord to paint and put in new floors because our carpet was skanky so I was in a hotel with my cats for days. Ugh!! I am so happy to be home finally. And now we have everything all nice and clean for the baby.
Speaking of...my midwife thinks I can go at any day now - probably in a week or week and a half. So if you see me gone again, y'all know what's up! :D

Yekhefah
06-22-2007, 12:04 AM
^^^ Ooh, exciting!

Kharima? I don't know. I can't remember her name. She's a washed-up white chick with a trailer-park look, really bad red dye job and pigtails she's way too old to be wearing. Most of the girls there are friendly enough, she just drank too much and her inner Drunky McSkank came out to say hello.

PaigeDWinter
06-22-2007, 12:08 AM
Alexxa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cling*

UtahMike
06-22-2007, 12:14 AM
This page of this thread, for some reason, was not as much fun to read as the others.

I have to water the lawn and get one more cat in for the night. Sharp cheddar on Wheatables is a great snack, but the days start getting shorter now. How on Earth do I explain the term, "stuffed animal," to a woman whose first language is Farsi? I think I may have overextended myself lifting weights in the exercise room yesterday because my gut hurts today. I'm glad I won't have to vote against George W. Bush again. Actually, why are we complaining? He hasn't had any scandals with interns, and that's what got him elected. Our new cat has seven toes on his front paws and six on his back paws, but he bites. I think I'll shut off the water now and put the cars back in the driveway.

That's about as random as I can be tonight.

Sitri
06-22-2007, 05:55 AM
Another rule of Life I have to write downs....Don't screw on Roof tops

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

"It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.

AlexxaHex
06-22-2007, 07:40 AM
^^^ Ooh, exciting!

Kharima? I don't know. I can't remember her name. She's a washed-up white chick with a trailer-park look, really bad red dye job and pigtails she's way too old to be wearing. Most of the girls there are friendly enough, she just drank too much and her inner Drunky McSkank came out to say hello.

Kharima is this crazy European chick who screams at customers to buy her drinks and accuses them of being gay if they refuse a dance (very loudly, I might add). When she gets drunk, she is a total cunt and starts fights with the other dancers too. Then when she is sober, she doesn't remember at all and thinks you are best friends. She does amazing pole work though.

I don't think it's the same girl you are talking about. MK's seems to have a lot of "winners" on shift at any time.

Roulette
06-22-2007, 09:55 AM
Alexxa Alexxa Alexxa!! Just happy to see you. Excited about you being a mama... a red hot sexy mama!! :D

for some reason I dont want to show my mom my resume. I dont know why.

I have to pay my phone bill. I need moooonies!

And I am no longer strictly vegan anymore, mostly, but not strictly. I'm a little sad but oh well, I cant deal with craving meat.

rozz
06-22-2007, 10:00 AM
I'm gonna dance again!!!!!! ACK!!!! So nervous, so excited!!!


(but waiting until Fall because I know the season sucks right now and all the newbs are overflowing the clubs)


But ACK!!! Dancing again!!!

Roulette
06-22-2007, 10:18 AM
Woo hoo Rozz!! woo hoo!!

I keep meaning to comment on SC0101's new avatar and keep forgetting... I love it!!

I also feel like I have been away from SW a lot as of late... le sigh.

I have not done my school work. I have 4 papers to write. I will do them, I will get good grades... I will not procrastinate as i usually do. Le sigh. I also REALLY need to clean my room.

I am so excited to see my bf AND my best friend tomorrow, omg omg omg so excited!!

oh yeah Oceans 13 wasnt half bad.

TMC
06-22-2007, 10:28 AM
I'm dreading having to get a new passport. The wait is like 12+ weeks, bleh!

TheSexKitten
06-22-2007, 01:16 PM
Lizzybethers is absolutely stunning in person.

Elegant, statuesque, and graceful = her. :heartbeat

Plus she's nice!

miss marina
06-22-2007, 01:29 PM
I Hate You White Bmw Who Cut Me Off And Almost Caused An Accident And Then Did It Again 30 Mins Later!!!!!!

Littlelo
06-22-2007, 01:41 PM
I'm baking cookies for the floor hosts tonight! Fun times!

Deni
06-22-2007, 01:49 PM
OMG! Rozz is gonna dance...I'm gonna dance! Dancers all around.

I am going to kidnap Pooka for a few days to go fishing and all sorts of fun stuff. She has NO idea what she's in store for!

Huzzah! :D

jose3030
06-22-2007, 03:14 PM
Almost got hit by 2 old ladies on the way home today.

Learn how to drive, old heffas.

Roulette
06-22-2007, 04:27 PM
I just finished my first letter to my step mother. It's 4 pages of why we have issues. She is not going to be a happy camper. oh no no no, not at all. :Roulette does little dance:

My friend keeps telling me I'm going to hell. As if I believe in it. (and if I did, as if I didn't know)

I haven't done one bit of school work today. :sing: tra la la la la, la la la la....

PaigeDWinter
06-22-2007, 07:24 PM
Imma cry.

PookaShell
06-22-2007, 07:28 PM
No crying, Wife.

PaigeDWinter
06-22-2007, 07:30 PM
No crying, Wife.


But I want you here. :'(:'(:'(

TigersMilk
06-22-2007, 07:40 PM
TM robot report: *beep* *beep*

Second week of summer school down. All I've been doing is homework, school, working out and work. Its only 4 more weeks. I have no time for anything else these days. I miss the sex too.

AlexxaHex
06-22-2007, 07:58 PM
The Random Thread is 66 fucking pages. Holy hell. Is this a new record?

TigersMilk
06-22-2007, 08:08 PM
It has the highest post count out of any other thread in the Lounge.

PookaShell
06-22-2007, 08:19 PM
Im sorry wife. Ill get there, I will!

Deni
06-22-2007, 08:26 PM
Paige, if it makes you feel any better...Pooka is taking a WORKING vacation. I wanted to bring her here for some country bumpkin fun, but I figured I could keep her motivated to work bunches so she could get some money to go and see you.

So there! :P

PaigeDWinter
06-22-2007, 08:28 PM
Her vacation here was supposed to be kinda workin vacation too. We're just gonna have to figure out some other time to get here here when she can take time off from school.

Deni
06-22-2007, 08:30 PM
:( Well boo...I hope she makes it to see you soon. Hopefully she'll make lots and lots of money while she's here. Then she can fly out to see you and stay for like 2849023890572309578290357203 days!

Roulette
06-22-2007, 08:34 PM
I think that one Pictures of YOU thread has about this many pages... dunno how many posts tho... anyway yeah, way to go sc0101, A+ in making a good thread there now girly!!

So I wont see my best friend tomorrow because she's been ralphing all night. poor thing. But I do get to see my delicious boyfriend!! yay!! :Roulette does happy dance:

My best friend was supposed to work at the club tonight but got there too late to be put on so she didnt go. I texted her around ten to see how it was going and she told me the above, then said it wasnt her week (she was going to go in on monday and tuesday but has family issues so she couldnt). I asked if she wanted to go in together next friday and her answer was "I am so very high right now... but I think we should talk about it tomorrow, yep yep yeppity yep I do!" i love that girl, when she gets high she cracks me up. She's totally useless for conversation that involes getting information or making plans, but she's fucking funny.

How to they make dice or roulette balls that are rigged... or weighted or whatever it is that they do to them... I mean the dice are clear in casinos and how do you predict something accurately on the roulette table? I dont understand.

Yekhefah
06-22-2007, 10:11 PM
I just spent an hour slapping, spanking, and smacking some loser. My hand is very sore but I'm happy and I made $150 for that one hour. And I only used my hand for part of it. His booty was all red. :D

Roulette
06-22-2007, 10:42 PM
I just took a showa and came back to SW I have been on here all day and havent done one damn bit of homework...

Every thread with a new comment said Yek was the last person to comment. I think thats awesome when that happens. I feel like I've been seeing Yekhefah a lot more on here as of late...

I cannot sleep, I am so excited to go to this amusement park and see my b/f and do one of those old time photo things. I want him to be a gangster and me to be his dame... hahahaha bwahahahaha SO EFFIN EXCITED!!!

Deni
06-22-2007, 10:46 PM
Teehee...we did one of those old western photos once. I think the guy taking the picture was a bit of a perv, though. He put me in a really short dress and "posed" me, and when I got the prints a bit later...my ass cheek was ALL OVER THE PLACE in that picture. It was like "Hello, booty!"

I was a bit scared to show that one to my family...

Roulette
06-22-2007, 10:47 PM
yeah uhm, did I mention that we're going with my dad, step mom and 12 year old cousin. It is sort of killing me as I have not seen the boy in like a month and just want o shove him into some bushes, get down and dirty and then do a water ride to clean off a little.... but no, cant. fucking family. gah!

Deni
06-22-2007, 10:51 PM
Ouch...that sucks. Nothing worse than having to share and behave when all you want to do is...well, you know.

On a side note...YAY! I have 24 days until I have my degree! ;D

Roulette
06-22-2007, 10:55 PM
Woo hoo!!! I have until the end of the year.... blaaah.

I want to fuck Bruce Willis... among others... i'm watching pulp fiction and i'm horny and i want that man.

my back hurts and i have to be up at 7 because my parents want to get there early. Tomorrow morning I forsee boy acting as the lead role, the star of the play... is role... Pillow... very important role.