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veronicavale
01-11-2008, 03:03 PM
Off to get a new vibrator!! and maybe something else fun too}:D .

The last one I bought sucked! But I still use it because it does get the job done.


And my fake tan looks awesome! Maybe even more 'bronze' than a regular tan, and I'm tanorexic. One more reason to be excited about work tonight.

Mily
01-11-2008, 03:12 PM
OMFG. I have the worst headache ever.

AznExtasy
01-11-2008, 03:43 PM
Bills suck.

RoseLeigh
01-11-2008, 03:57 PM
^^ They do indeed. So does needing a freaking co-signer to get a damn car. Apparently I qualify for jack unless I can pony up a lot more cash. New club, here I come!

Lady Jade
01-11-2008, 04:04 PM
I just depressed myself. I listened to White and Nerdy by Weird Al and realized how much of that song describes me. I actually have debated with other Trekkers about whether Kirk or Picard was the superior captain.

Picard, absolutely. Everyone was laughing behind Kirk's back, even the aliens.


^^ They do indeed. So does needing a freaking co-signer to get a damn car. Apparently I qualify for jack unless I can pony up a lot more cash. New club, here I come!

We'll be going through this with boy in the next couple of weeks. Instead of a car, though, we're going to be looking for a pickup truck. Mucho dinero. Not cool. I already bought one for him, I will *not* buy another one just cuz he's a dumbass and wrecked it.

phillyvixen
01-11-2008, 04:09 PM
Shea just reading that made me horny. I would have totally spanked then boned you in the back of the car :)

kitty260
01-11-2008, 04:31 PM
[QUOTE=Lady Jade;1359507]Picard, absolutely. Everyone was laughing behind Kirk's back, even the aliens.

I concur. Kirk spent too much time boning and not enough time running his ship.

Janeway had the best hair, though. Hands down.

Lady Jade
01-11-2008, 04:48 PM
I concur. Kirk spent too much time boning and not enough time running his ship.

Janeway had the best hair, though. Hands down.

Oh yea... but Picard... so yummy. Authority, intelligence, and that British accent! *swoon*

If I was on Janeway's ship, I'd have waged mutiny after all those "detours" she insisted they take while trying to figure out how the hell to get home!

OdysseusNJ
01-11-2008, 05:33 PM
But you lose Chris Cornell! Not that I'm debating the awesomeness of Ten (Black is one of my ATF songs) but I loves me some Chris vocalizations.

Seeing a video of Chris Cornell performing in Cuba with Audioslave was one of the great vocalist dissapointments of my life. Along with seeing Mike Patton in Peeping Tom at some club. I really hope Cornell was sick that night. He was awful.

stellaforstars
01-11-2008, 05:35 PM
Having seen him in concert, I do believe he must have been ill. I felt oddly compelled to marry him when I heard his voice live?

OdysseusNJ
01-11-2008, 05:39 PM
Having seen him in concert, I do believe he must have been ill. I felt oddly compelled to marry him when I heard his voice live?

I was just worried he'd lost it since that video was way newer than all the awesome things I had heard him in before. Too much drugs and not enough rock and roll or something. But that was a while back, I didn't really check it out to make sure.

phillyvixen
01-11-2008, 05:41 PM
Just got home from hubbys store, it was slow so he asked me to come visit him. He has been so busy some days i only see him for an hour or so before bed. Thats all the human contact i get in a day besides phone or stranger while i'm out. Sad.
But it was fun to visit cause i haven't been in a while. Sometimes when i am there he will see something in his cases and put it on me, then i get to decide if i want to keep it or not. Tonight was this pretty lapize (sp) necklace. Not really anything like what i usually like but i think it will look cute with jeans.
When i can fit into jeans again. So i kept it. Yay for being a jewelers wife. His employee jokes and calls the cases my jewelery box lol :) Now i get a few hours to chill before he gets home.

stellaforstars
01-11-2008, 05:43 PM
Makes sense, ODNJ.

Today has been entirely too busy. And I swear to all that is holy, if my new apartment complex does not have their shit together by tomorrow, heads will roll.

On a positive note, I didn't exactly lose my job. I'll just be lucky to work 10-15 hours a week. That's do-able. I can always go back to dancing on the weekends.

cameron_keys
01-11-2008, 05:46 PM
Just got home from hubbys store, it was slow so he asked me to come visit him. He has been so busy some days i only see him for an hour or so before bed. Thats all the human contact i get in a day besides phone or stranger while i'm out. Sad.
But it was fun to visit cause i haven't been in a while. Sometimes when i am there he will see something in his cases and put it on me, then i get to decide if i want to keep it or not. Tonight was this pretty lapize (sp) necklace. Not really anything like what i usually like but i think it will look cute with jeans.
When i can fit into jeans again. So i kept it. Yay for being a jewelers wife. His employee jokes and calls the cases my jewelery box lol :) Now i get a few hours to chill before he gets home.

You. Are. So. Lucky.


sigh....

hannah83
01-11-2008, 05:47 PM
So I was just told that last night when I was really drunk at the bar, I played the video game thing with some old guy.

For an hour.

What the hell. Why didn't my friends stop me?

stellaforstars
01-11-2008, 05:48 PM
You. Are. So. Lucky.


sigh....

I know, right? The jealousy is radiating from me right now.

The_Oceans
01-11-2008, 06:03 PM
Finally getting around to watching the unrated version of "Superbad". Fricking funny as hell the second time around. I also enjoy recognizing the parts I didn't see in the theatre.

Lady Jade
01-11-2008, 06:10 PM
I'm so sleepy...

AznExtasy
01-11-2008, 06:10 PM
So I was just told that last night when I was really drunk at the bar, I played the video game thing with some old guy.

For an hour.

What the hell. Why didn't my friends stop me?


LOL!!

stellaforstars
01-11-2008, 06:12 PM
I hate it when people run late. I'm just not a patient human being.

The world would be perfect if everyone followed my schedule. :)

hannah83
01-11-2008, 06:23 PM
Finally getting around to watching the unrated version of "Superbad". Fricking funny as hell the second time around. I also enjoy recognizing the parts I didn't see in the theatre.

LOVE this movie. Borrowed it from a friend, he's NEVER ever getting it back. I'm just going to have to give him the money for it.

It hasn't left my dvd player. "have you ever seen a vagina by itself?....not for me" ahahahahaha :D Love it.

TheTempest
01-11-2008, 06:28 PM
LOVE this movie. Borrowed it from a friend, he's NEVER ever getting it back. I'm just going to have to give him the money for it.

It hasn't left my dvd player. "have you ever seen a vagina by itself?....not for me" ahahahahaha :D Love it.

I've been curious to see this movie. Everyone raves about it... but I just don't like sort of fart joke comedy. Is that one of them?

stellaforstars
01-11-2008, 06:30 PM
^^Not at all. As long as you can handle graphic sexual conversation, this movie is hilarious.

I'm not into its genre usually either, if it helps. I think most movies of the sort are ridiculous and not at all funny. Superbad is just unstoppable.

TheTempest
01-11-2008, 06:31 PM
^^ I'll have to look into that then!

hannah83
01-11-2008, 06:33 PM
You definitely have to watch it. It's by far one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time.

phillyvixen
01-11-2008, 06:44 PM
i absolutly love superbad, my hubby and i watched it like 5 times the first weekend we had it.
Awesome flick!
I love when he gets hit by the car and the guy tries to give him 7 dollars lol

The_Oceans
01-11-2008, 06:56 PM
You definitely have to watch it. It's by far one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time.

It's taken me an extra half hour to finish it because I keep rewinding all the good parts.

"Contain yourself. You just cock-blocked McLovin. Okay? He's our friend, we don't do that. We should be guiding his cock not blocking it."

(McLovin puffs on his inhaler)

SundayMorning
01-11-2008, 07:26 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh the back of my throat itches. Anyone with a strap-on to help me scratch it? :D

Must refill with the drink. drinkability equals of the good times.

AznExtasy
01-11-2008, 07:28 PM
How old is the guy that plays McLovin, anyone know? He looks really young.

RoseWhite
01-11-2008, 07:29 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh the back of my throat itches. Anyone with a strap-on to help me scratch it? :D

This totally gives me a vision of a back-scratcher in a harness.
http://www.ninja-gear.com/kids-karate/party-favor/img/tn.4.1580.jpg
Whoo!

SundayMorning
01-11-2008, 07:30 PM
Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher!

And WHOA how long has that RGP sticky been there? That's totally not what i expected to see with beer goggles.

OdysseusNJ
01-11-2008, 07:30 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh the back of my throat itches. Anyone with a strap-on to help me scratch it? :D

Must refill with the drink. drinkability equals of the good times.

Are you drunk posting Sunday?

The_Oceans
01-11-2008, 07:34 PM
How old is the guy that plays McLovin, anyone know? He looks really young.

In the interest of informing, he's 18.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Mintz-Plasse

SundayMorning
01-11-2008, 07:36 PM
Are you drunk posting Sunday?

I think I said something funny in LO but I can't be bothered to go find it, there are drinks to be drunk! And Sundays to be drunk too! Hee! That's like I'm a drink. But I'm not.

RoseWhite
01-11-2008, 07:37 PM
Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher!

And WHOA how long has that RGP sticky been there? That's totally not what i expected to see with beer goggles.

Wow! Thanks for pointing that out. I'm mostly amazed to see something posted by StripperWeb him(it?)self! How often does that happen these days?

OdysseusNJ
01-11-2008, 07:40 PM
I think I said something funny in LO but I can't be bothered to go find it, there are drinks to be drunk! And Sundays to be drunk too! Hee! That's like I'm a drink. But I'm not.

You should be in chat.

EDIT: And don't be encouraging blues to go to LO!

hardkandee
01-11-2008, 08:33 PM
Stephen Colbert is an evil genius. I'm reading his book right now (and so can you)!

LOL

SundayMorning
01-11-2008, 08:50 PM
You should be in chat.

EDIT: And don't be encouraging blues to go to LO!

I was wrong anyway, it was in BB. Sobered up enough to find it! (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1359728&postcount=2) Although meticulously typing U R L over and over until it came out spelled right was a labor of love.

Darcy Foxx
01-11-2008, 08:55 PM
i think i want to eat a hot dog. maybe i will go get one!

RoseLeigh
01-11-2008, 10:14 PM
We'll be going through this with boy in the next couple of weeks. Instead of a car, though, we're going to be looking for a pickup truck. Mucho dinero. Not cool. I already bought one for him, I will *not* buy another one just cuz he's a dumbass and wrecked it.

Fuuuun! I hate car buying. I found one I want, but I need a bunch more cash. On the club hunt tomorrow!

Lady Jade
01-11-2008, 10:43 PM
Fuuuun! I hate car buying. I found one I want, but I need a bunch more cash. On the club hunt tomorrow!

Ugh, good luck! This state is nothing like what it was only a few years ago. So sad, so sad...

Mily
01-11-2008, 11:47 PM
I'm at that nasty-ass ending phase of my sickness where all the gunk in my chest is finally starting to loosen up and want to come out. :yuck: I also have that irritating itchy, hacking cough every few minutes. *Gag* Must. Hurry. Up. And. Get. Better.

buffie06
01-11-2008, 11:57 PM
I think i eat more in the first night of my period than I do in 2 weeks!! I ate a lean cuisine, a chicken caesar salad, 2 stuffed scallops, and about 8oz of potato salad today, oh and 6 chocolate covered grahm cracker and a pack of watermelon sour patch kids. I feel like I am pregnant or something and I am tired andmy boobs hurt, but like clockwork I will get my little suprise tomorrow and next month I will do it all again and gain 12 pounds in 6 hours.

oh and I LOVE Cashmere Mafia!!!

Lysondra
01-12-2008, 12:11 AM
*yawn* Work in a couple hours. So sleepy. D:

sxybrat07
01-12-2008, 01:06 AM
Can't breave. My dose is duffy.

Callyish
01-12-2008, 02:17 AM
Ugh today sucked.

I woke up this morning and had to go to Urgent Care to get my knee drained.

This time though they xrayed it and ran a zillion tests, I have bursitis apparently ::) So they suck all the blood off my kneecap, and scraped the top of my kneecap and omg it hurt like a bitch!! They then injected steroids into my knee to help the inflammation. Then the doctor tells me im too young to have such an injury ::)

So because of this I had lost one show in the early afternoon because the DJ refused to let me on stage until it was drained.

So I hobble into work with my knee all bandaged and wrapped up and get told I have 2min to get a costume on to do the strip craze(they put three girls on stage at once). So I end up on stage with no makeup and my thigh highs covering my wrapped up knee.

I made some decent money tonight but I lost my last show of the night because the DJ was nervous about letting me do too many shows due to my knee.

Bah humbug!! Im sick of this knee shit :(

BalletBaby
01-12-2008, 02:52 AM
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like raiding Treasures. I just wish they didn't take Joe:( He's a nice guy.

BalletBaby
01-12-2008, 02:55 AM
Awww, poor Cally:(:hug:

*hugs and licks*

leilanicandy
01-12-2008, 03:14 AM
Fuck let them smoke! DAMN Illinois act, is causing people to be cranky! It is also affect the people who are not in a state where smoking is illegal. This is not good for business!

cameron_keys
01-12-2008, 03:16 AM
2 guys at work PISSED me off. Thankfuly I pissed them off too..one told me to go fuck myself..I was SO hoping he;d throw a punch at me so I could have my bouncers beat the ever loving crap out of him.

They were getting free drinks because they know the manager or something..tipping a dollar here and there to the girls...but no dances because "they arent suckers". But he insisted on telling me about his $800,000 house and his Lamborghini.

I told him I could nt give less of a crap what he had since he wasnt giving me anything. HE INSISTED they had spent over a grand tonight. Umm..free drinks, no dances..yeah...not a grand. And even if they did..it was a dollar at a time..not really doing any of us any good...esp since they insisted on grabbing girls as they walked by to tell them all about their money. Bleh.

So I told him that I dont care how much he spent..if it wasnt on me...it does me no good. And that he hadnt spent enough on any one gorl to make any dofferance whatsover. Plus no money at the bar AND he was obnoxious...so he was completley useless.

He told me to go fuck myself. I told him that I was pretty sure thats what he'd be doing later...
He was PISSED.

I care.....not.Fuck him and his all talk BS.