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cameron_keys
01-12-2008, 03:17 AM
2 guys at work PISSED me off. Thankfuly I pissed them off too..one told me to go fuck myself..I was SO hoping he;d throw a punch at me so I could have my bouncers beat the ever loving crap out of him.

They were getting free drinks because they know the manager or something..tipping a dollar here and there to the girls...but no dances because "they arent suckers". But he insisted on telling me about his $800,000 house and his Lamborghini.

I told him I couldnt give less of a crap what he had since he wasnt giving me anything. HE INSISTED they had spent over a grand tonight. Umm..free drinks, no dances..yeah...not a grand. And even if they did..it was a dollar at a time..not really doing any of us any good...esp since they insisted on grabbing girls as they walked by to tell them all about their money. Bleh.

So I told him that I dont care how much he spent..if it wasnt on me...it does me no good. And that he hadnt spent enough on any one gorl to make any dofferance whatsover. Plus no money at the bar AND he was obnoxious...so he was completley useless.

He told me to go fuck myself. I told him that I was pretty sure thats what he'd be doing later...
He was PISSED.

I care.....not.Fuck him and his all talk BS.

sunnie
01-12-2008, 03:25 AM
^^^WTF are you doing posting? Go to bed dammit!!!

Ok, the club blew tonight, 95% of the guys I talked to were douches. And one of the girls that was fucked up was hitting on me like a drunk custie in the dressing room right after we had been chatting and you went back to the floor. She was kind of scary. OMG, and not one guy grabbed my boobs during the LDs cause they were all too busy trying to fucking finger me.

wow, I guess I am pissed off. Dammit! I am going to bed.

anomar
01-12-2008, 03:31 AM
Oh my god, I have SUCH a boner for this guy. Our email exchanges keep getting better and better. There are so many parts of him that are reflected in me and both of us keep getting more attracted to each other through our written word. I'm so taken aback. I want to just... touch him... but we haven't even held hands for very long yet.

girlboner

Ohhhh mmmmmm g

leilanicandy
01-12-2008, 03:36 AM
Oh my god, I have SUCH a boner for this guy. Our email exchanges keep getting better and better. There are so many parts of him that are reflected in me and both of us keep getting more attracted to each other through our written word. I'm so taken aback. I want to just... touch him... but we haven't even held hands for very long yet.

girlboner

Ohhhh mmmmmm g

Dear Anomar,

That is great, It was just what I needed! A good romance story. I am incline to know more, about this dreamy guys that make words so great to read. I will love to hear your romance story.

many thanks
Lei

cameron_keys
01-12-2008, 03:39 AM
^^^WTF are you doing posting? Go to bed dammit!!!

Ok, the club blew tonight, 95% of the guys I talked to were douches. And one of the girls that was fucked up was hitting on me like a drunk custie in the dressing room right after we had been chatting and you went back to the floor. She was kind of scary. OMG, and not one guy grabbed my boobs during the LDs cause they were all too busy trying to fucking finger me.

wow, I guess I am pissed off. Dammit! I am going to bed.

Why are YOU posting!!! Go to bed girl..I got a lot of crotch grabbers tonight too. And I didnt see ONE champagne room done. BS for a fri night.

I did have several offers to dance for drugs. Damn me for not being a junkie. I should have done it, then sold to the gorls in the back..lol!

Callyish
01-12-2008, 03:41 AM
My knee wont stop throbbing :(

Even with the pain killers and antibiotics im on it still hurts... this is probably the most painful visit i've had to the hospital with my knee... the way he drained it.. holy fuck it was brutal!

Lysondra
01-12-2008, 04:59 AM
I made an icon displaying the most money I made in a day. P:

phillyvixen
01-12-2008, 07:15 AM
I am getting really worried about my mouth. I know i need a root canal but it hasn't been hurting for a few months so i thought i'd be ok until after the baby comes. Well i'm 35 weeks preggo and OF COURSE it is starting to bother me. I just can't get another root canal with no serious drugs. That was the worst experience of my life. Plus come march 1st i'll have awesome insurance. Please mouth please just wait 2 months and i promise i will fix all that ails you. please please please make it stop hurting until then!

desavirsire
01-12-2008, 08:22 AM
Why are YOU posting!!! Go to bed girl..I got a lot of crotch grabbers tonight too. And I didnt see ONE champagne room done. BS for a fri night.

I did have several offers to dance for drugs. Damn me for not being a junkie. I should have done it, then sold to the gorls in the back..lol!


^^^WTF are you doing posting? Go to bed dammit!!!

Ok, the club blew tonight, 95% of the guys I talked to were douches. And one of the girls that was fucked up was hitting on me like a drunk custie in the dressing room right after we had been chatting and you went back to the floor. She was kind of scary. OMG, and not one guy grabbed my boobs during the LDs cause they were all too busy trying to fucking finger me.

wow, I guess I am pissed off. Dammit! I am going to bed.

So um apparently I didn't miss much then huh? Thats ok I got my fill of that place on wednesday :( It's almost time for KW though so hopefully that will be better for all of us.

On another note my car salesperson is slow as hell, cannot return a phone call nor answer one, he is a fucking idiot. Unfortunately he is at the dealer with the best prices so I have to put up with him... grrr.

SundayMorning
01-12-2008, 09:07 AM
Wahhh my laptop ran off and left me with my husband. Oh relax, it's just for the day--he has class. ;) Hello, chunky obsolete desktop--my one connection to SW. *pets monitor affectionately*

I decided to have a Sailor Moon marathon while he's gone. It's such my guilty pleasure.

veronicavale
01-12-2008, 09:22 AM
Fuck let them smoke! DAMN Illinois act, is causing people to be cranky! It is also affect the people who are not in a state where smoking is illegal. This is not good for business!

Last night there were several times where half the custies were outside smoking in the freezing cold. The club would literally clear out in shifts! No smoking in the bar is no fun.

stellaforstars
01-12-2008, 09:31 AM
Bah. The AT&T people said my phone was just fine, but it's doing its weird thing again where I can't hear anyone who calls me.

I need to switch to unlimited texting but I'm too lazy to call. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to hear the operator!!

Yekhefah
01-12-2008, 09:37 AM
^^^ I am so angry with AT&T right now it's ridiculous. Fuck them in the ass.

Lady Jade
01-12-2008, 09:38 AM
I miss my wives... :(

Yekhefah
01-12-2008, 09:41 AM
So yesterday evening I decided to surprise K. I worked a day shift and then left my stripper makeup on - pink and purple eye makeup, black and purple eyeliner, glossy lips with liner, heavy thick impossibly long FAKE eyelashes, curled blonde hair, the works. I was wearing long dangly earrings and a huge glitzy necklace. I left my black fishnet top on with nothing underneath it, and zipped my velour hoodie over it, and pulled on my jeans.

On the way home I stopped by Trader Joe's, looking just like this. I bought a bottle of wine, a loaf of excellent bread and some butter, and a chunk of Ghiarardelli chocolate. As I approached the checkout, the clerk looked at me and said hello, and then suddenly remembered - he turned to his manager and blurted loudly, "Hey, I need ones! I'm out of ones."

I smiled and said, "Sorry, can't help you, I cashed mine in today."

He blushed.

:laughing:

Taylorlila
01-12-2008, 09:53 AM
The pre- flat iron spray protector stuff the girl at sally's recommended makes my hair look all stringy. wonderful. I'll look like a stripper that doesn't shower tonight. Hopefully noone will notice.

stellaforstars
01-12-2008, 10:02 AM
:banghead: <----I like this smiley. It encompasses the way I'm feeling right now.

veronicavale
01-12-2008, 10:15 AM
The pre- flat iron spray protector stuff the girl at sally's recommended makes my hair look all stringy. wonderful. I'll look like a stripper that doesn't shower tonight. Hopefully noone will notice.

Is it white with a maroon/fuschia top? If so, I know exactly what you mean! It's like oil.

Oh, and a major Lush funny... I took a bath with a twinkle bomb yesterday. Then my bf came home from work all muddy and took a bath. When he came into the club last night, he was covered in glitter! Um, I guess I should have rinsed out the tub. He said I was like the fourth person to tease him about being glittery! It was so funny.

Taylorlila
01-12-2008, 10:37 AM
^^^
yes!!! ion....bastards.

Miss_McKenna
01-12-2008, 10:39 AM
I saw a guy looking very uncomfortable holding a sorority-girl-style large purse on campus yesterday. My girlfriends and I couldn't resist calling him out on it ;D "Nice purse!!!"

PrettyCurlieQ
01-12-2008, 10:58 AM
I cannot believe I am fucking sick again! This is seriously the third time I've been sick in the last two months. :fever:I'm going insane! But I'm drinking tons of hot tea, sucking on lemons (EW SOUR!), and super-medicating, because I AM GOING TO WORK TONIGHT!

I've got a broken immune system, not a broken spirit!

stellaforstars
01-12-2008, 11:49 AM
It's naptime, folks.

sxybrat07
01-12-2008, 11:50 AM
Off to work to sneeze on custies, weee!

RoseLeigh
01-12-2008, 11:52 AM
AAAAGH, UTI. :ouch:

cameron_keys
01-12-2008, 12:02 PM
I feel yucky....sneezing, sore throat..bleh. I think I'm allergic to the club

Taylorlila
01-12-2008, 12:04 PM
i don't want to go to work...I want my job at my old club back. :(

Taylorlila
01-12-2008, 12:05 PM
i don't want to go to work...I want my job at my old club back. :(

Callyish
01-12-2008, 12:05 PM
I don't wanna work... I wanna stay curled up in bed :(

RoseLeigh
01-12-2008, 12:18 PM
Work is cancelled. Today is fired. We all stay home and watch movies. :-\ I'll bring the popcorn.

Also, it's page 666!}:D

SundayMorning
01-12-2008, 12:25 PM
Work is cancelled. Today is fired. We all stay home and watch movies. :-\ I'll bring the popcorn.

Also, it's page 666!}:D

I was about to say that!

Oh. my. god. My Lush samples came in today. 80 samples of Lush bombs, bars and soaps. I feel like throwing them in the air and kicking my feet in glee.

The mehhh part is that the size varies--some of the bomb samples are only about 1/5 of a regular bomb, while some are as big as 1/3. So I'll be cocktailing quite a bit for the full effect. I love the soaps, I never would have bought the full size until I'd actually tried them first since the smell can be so different on the skin than it is on the bar. And I think I'm going to make cute little gift baskets of samples for my girls who haven't tried Lush yet and convert them all to our cult!

Hee! I just rubbed my eye and now my eye smells pretty! And kind of itches too.

Callyish
01-12-2008, 12:42 PM
Oh canceled work! I love that idea!

Well apparently im taking Sun - Weds off this week. My agent thinks I need a break so I am only working thurs, fri, sat this week *sigh*

What sucks about that is its only half my pay cheque and well... I have nothing to do for 4 days because its a city I don't know that well *le sigh*

hardkandee
01-12-2008, 12:51 PM
My boyfriend went in to work, took my car (his is dead) and both sets of keys. I'm stranded in my apartment.

Fuck.

Darcy Foxx
01-12-2008, 12:51 PM
*squee*

tonight i had the best night at work i've had for aaaaages. i made $1015 woohoo!!

stellaforstars
01-12-2008, 01:09 PM
It just occurred to me that I haven't put effort into my appearance in almost a month...Seriously, I can pinpoint the exact date and it was December 17th. Effort = fixing my hair (blowdrying or more), putting on nice clothes, putting on make-up, wearing cute shoes, etc.

I think I might be suffering from depression. I should probably try to find a reason to beautify myself and go out.

SundayMorning
01-12-2008, 01:11 PM
*cough*January25and26*cough*

stellaforstars
01-12-2008, 01:13 PM
*cough*youareSOon*cough*

PrettyCurlieQ
01-12-2008, 01:13 PM
Off to work to sneeze on custies, weee!


AAAAGH, UTI. :ouch:


I feel yucky....sneezing, sore throat..bleh. I think I'm allergic to the club
We're all sick! SW IS INFECTED!!!!!! :fever:

Lady Jade
01-12-2008, 01:14 PM
Boy bribed me to go truck shopping with him by taking me out for dim sum first. I am so easily swayed sometimes! :D

kaiarose
01-12-2008, 01:48 PM
I'm hung over from pot today :( I did the unthinkable and smoked after I had been drinking all night, that always make me so sick:yuck: I should've known better.

SundayMorning
01-12-2008, 01:52 PM
Mehh I decided I'd post it in the right area. For now, let me just say that I smell sexy, look more dressed than I have in days, and my kisses taste like chocolate.

Although that last has been unconfirmed as yet...

stellaforstars
01-12-2008, 01:57 PM
*pick me! pick me!* I volunteer to taste your kisses!

kaiarose
01-12-2008, 01:57 PM
Mmmm...chocolate kisses....

ArmySGT.
01-12-2008, 02:09 PM
page 666 }:D

he he. Just had to get in on that.

SundayMorning
01-12-2008, 02:13 PM
*pick me! pick me!* I volunteer to taste your kisses!

I would so make you a Pokemon just so I could choose you.

Yay Hubby is home! Time for video games and steak. Talk about the good life...I throw this experience into the universe so everyone can have a little bit of my happy!

PrettyCurlieQ
01-12-2008, 02:27 PM
I took the 'nighttime' version of my cold medicine, and instead of putting me to sleep, it's made me really loopy. I'm kind of enjoying the feeling, although I wish I could get some rest cuz I really have to make money tonight.

phillyvixen
01-12-2008, 02:29 PM
All my poor sickies
lots of hugggss and chicken soup and cranberry juice for all the ladies that are under the weather.

I decorated the cases in hubbys store for valentines day today. They look so super great! I really enjoy doing them. Yay for a creative outlet that helps bring in moneys :) all the customers say how nice they look.

I have a confession... I didn't feel like walking ALL the way to the bathroom so i peed in a cup in his back room and poured it down the sink..twice :-X

When my husband introduces me to his clients he uses my formal first name which i don't go by and its kind of annoying. He loves the name but i've used a nickname since i was 3 and it just confuses people. I don't know why he won't stop doing that. If he didn't like it so much i would just legally change my first name when i change my last. :-\

Katrine
01-12-2008, 02:49 PM
I would so make you a Pokemon just so I could choose you.



http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l288/neoalucard187/pokemans.jpg

kaiarose
01-12-2008, 02:59 PM
Yummy!!! Mac and cheese + Canned Hormel Chili= welfare chili mac :)

Budai
01-12-2008, 03:02 PM
}:D This is page 666 of 666... }:D

PrettyCurlieQ
01-12-2008, 03:05 PM
I've been talking to this chick on Myspace that I've known since we were seriously 2 feet tall. We haven't seen each other since highschool, but she's a freaking stripper at a club across town! Man, you don't see someone for six years, then you find out they take their clothes off for a dollar. She's in shock about me, too. lol
Maybe it's the whole 'public education system' turning our youngest and brightest into adult entertainers lol!