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BrunetteGoddess
06-22-2007, 11:46 PM
On my automotive forum, there is also a thread like this called "A Place for Random Thoughts". It has over 5,000 posts. Over 250 pages....
!!!
Roulette
06-23-2007, 12:11 AM
I cant fucking post on like three threads!! it just isnt working and I am fucking pissed and jeebus I need to get to bed! I have a big day tomorrow!! :D
UtahMike
06-23-2007, 01:07 AM
I've noticed more than once that Stripperweb gets REALLY slow about 2 a.m. MDT.
BalletBaby
06-23-2007, 01:46 AM
I've noticed more than once that Stripperweb gets REALLY slow about 2 a.m. MDT.
Yeah, it's after 3 a.m. here and the slowwwwwneeessssss issssss killlllliiiiinnnggggg meeeeee.
I need to buy more nude g-strings. I was walking with a customer to find a couch yesterday and a random dude thought I was naked and looked really hot so he gave me a 20. Sweeeeeeeeeeet.
A guy tried to kiss me yesterday and as I pulled away with a disgusted look on my face a manager walked by. I'm sure through the dark he could see the look on my face and stood there for a few seconds. He's standing there for a reason "nasty kissy smelly gropy face" dude. STOP.
I'm sooooooo glad Cinderella is over. No more getting up at 8 a.m. on Saturday mornings to drive to Lake Jackson and be screamed at by my ballet teacher. Yay! Did I mention that the curtain fell on me?
I love cute underwear. I think I need another underwear drawer.
Roulette
06-23-2007, 06:36 AM
hahaha SW slow times suck when I'm all kinds of awake.
I knew they'd be late. I don't know why I expected them to get here even close to when they said they would. gerr.
I look damn good, I'm dressed kinda preppy, which is not generally my style, but I think I'm pulling it off well.
I'm thinking about doing that mystic tan thing.
I'm getting nervous and rambling. gerr. I'm also getting hungry....
jose3030
06-23-2007, 06:48 AM
HIIT starts tomorrow. :(
Chicagoeditor
06-23-2007, 08:39 AM
Group of us--including a retired dancer friend of mine--are going to the Pride parade Sunday. Locals can PM if they care to tag along.
missjzone
06-23-2007, 08:43 AM
I also love cute underwear. Also feel like going on a shoe buying binge. no reason. just in the mood to do so.
Suave Marco
06-23-2007, 11:31 AM
You guys are successfully changing my opinion on dancers/strippers.
cherryripeboyII
06-23-2007, 12:37 PM
Many years ago I made a post on a message board about living in Auckland.... all the freekin wankers thought I had misspelled Oakland... and today it still bothers me. Go out of your own country, explore learn broaden your horizons.
At least I've seen some of the world!
cherryripeboyII
06-23-2007, 01:02 PM
What is that?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220123328745&hc=1&hm=uu.re%60j367%3A
ArmySGT.
06-23-2007, 02:36 PM
What is that?
Expensive bridle?
Another thought? Addiction to Mountain Dew costs me 23 Dollars a week! All that corn syrup can't be good for me either. Thats two Liter bottles a day habit there. *sigh*
Paintbaby
06-23-2007, 02:42 PM
^^^^^ That there is a recipe for DIA-BEETUS!
cherryripeboyII
06-23-2007, 03:12 PM
Expensive bridle?
Another thought? Addiction to Mountain Dew costs me 23 Dollars a week! All that corn syrup can't be good for me either. Thats two Liter bottles a day habit there. *sigh*
Dude, your teeth, where they at?
I love my soda, but no not that much. I'll take the Zero any day over teeth loss.
Thanks for the info, I was wondering what that leather implement was for.
Minette
06-23-2007, 03:20 PM
Yay! I'm so glad my day job is over! Now I just have the stripping and the internship. All three was making my life suck soooooooo hard. I was home and awake so little my housemate's cats were treating me like they didn't know me. :'( Now perhaps I will be able to enjoy summer some. Maybe even go out and pick up chicks? Mast - wanna come be my wingman?
And just because the grocery stores out here don't have cherries like they do in some people's states doesn't mean we don't have stuff that's almost as good. I took a watermelon soaked in spumante (a type of sparkling wine) to a lab party a couple weeks ago, and it went over really well. Ya'll should try it - sooooooper tasty!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, fridge full of healthy foodies!!!!
Lysondra
06-23-2007, 06:42 PM
Michael left the blankie I travel with everywhere at the show last night. *cries* I'ce had that blankie for 5 years. If he doesn't get it back I'll cry forever. :( I don't even have my blankie to cry in!
OMG! OMG! OMG!
My dining room is SO clean...I don't know what to do...I'm confused!
It's almost scary! :O
ArmySGT.
06-23-2007, 09:03 PM
OMG! OMG! OMG!
My dining room is SO clean...I don't know what to do...I'm confused!
It's almost scary! :O
Set the table? *Wanders away confused*
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Smileys%20and%20toons/rollingsmiley.gif
AlexxaHex
06-23-2007, 09:12 PM
Michael left the blankie I travel with everywhere at the show last night. *cries* I'ce had that blankie for 5 years. If he doesn't get it back I'll cry forever. :( I don't even have my blankie to cry in!
Oh HELL naw. You need to bring that boy to SoCal with you when you visit and I'll do a complimentary corporal punishment session with him. Just on principle. You don't fuck with a grown woman's blankie.
Lysondra
06-23-2007, 09:21 PM
Oh HELL naw. You need to bring that boy to SoCal with you when you visit and I'll do a complimentary corporal punishment session with him. Just on principle. You don't fuck with a grown woman's blankie.
:yes: Nobody messes with mah blankie!! :( *snifflehugAlexxa*
MrChristopher
06-24-2007, 02:07 AM
One of my cats is missing. He's probably here somewhere, but he's the shitbag that always tried to bolt out the door if you don't shut the screen/storm door immediately. So. Yeah.
"American Gigolo" is on. Lauren Hutton was/is ridiculously hot in this movie. I had sex with my friend's mom in high school. I was 17, she was 42. I didn't tell him for years. It's not a fetish for me, but she was amazing. Good thing she wasn't my teacher, she might be in jail.
I am crazy hungry, but it's 5am and I am just going to probably pass out on the couch. I would joyfully maim a llama for some mf'n downsouth straightup green bean casserole right now. Yes.
I fucking hate cleaning my cat's litterbox! :(
Damn...I'm really bored...I usually don't post in here. :O
MMMMmmmm...my soymilk in the fridge should be cold enough to drink now!!! Would be even better with some cereal and bananas! ;D
Should I pluck my eyebrows tonight or tomorrow? :-\
I really need to change the fucking channel...there aint shit on tv at this time!!! >:(
cherryripeboyII
06-24-2007, 02:57 AM
I fucking hate cleaning my cat's litterbox! :(
As much as I'd love another cat, I don't miss that.
I enjoy my last couple of cats, insisted on going outside only.
I still miss my Thunder cat. I saw some homeless cats and if the empress was not so much of one, let alone all the other stuff going on, I'd have one.
Lysondra
06-24-2007, 03:41 AM
I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
I loves a fridge full of foodies. So many possibilities for eatings. :)
Lady Jade
06-24-2007, 08:32 AM
I loves a fridge full of foodies. So many possibilities for eatings. :)
*steals rozz's food*
I don't want to go grocery shopping today...
NO!!! You can't have my foodies!! But I will prepare something for you in exchange for backrubs.
Mastridonicus
06-24-2007, 08:49 AM
Jesus fixed me some good salad.
Lady Jade
06-24-2007, 08:50 AM
NO!!! You can't have my foodies!! But I will prepare something for you in exchange for backrubs.
Ok! I am good at backrubs! But, umm... I'm really hungry RIGHT NOW so hurry up! ;D
TigersMilk
06-24-2007, 01:51 PM
My stomach is spicy and burns. Damn you hot chipotle salsa.
PaigeDWinter
06-24-2007, 01:53 PM
I'm never drinking again. UGH.
Lady Jade
06-24-2007, 02:08 PM
I hate my hair. Now that it's short, it takes longer to style than it did when I wore it down to my butt! *cries* I want my hair back!
Littlelo
06-24-2007, 03:39 PM
There is a strange eggy sort of smell lingering around the house today. I think the upstairs neighbor must have made egg salad or something. It smells like a stink bomb though. I wish I was more of a bitch. I'd march up there and request that he never cook whatever that was again. Bleh. Stinky.
Eww! At the apartment I lived at you could always smell what the lady downstairs was cooking...wait, correction...burning! She must have really sucked as a cook because more often than not my apartment smelled like it was on fire!
Eep!
Roulette
06-24-2007, 05:07 PM
I'm never drinking again. UGH.
I love hearing people say this. I'm sorry you feel poopy. why just this morning I had to pee in the tub because my best friend was ralphing in the pottypot.
I had sex all over the place yeasterday! I had sex in the bathroom at Subway with my family there (not in the bathroom) and in my friends bathroom, and in my other friend bedroom.
My boyfriend is awesome. I like him more and mover everytime I see him.
i wish i could push a button and make it not hot and yucky, but that's right, I dont have a/c.
my best friend keeps not getting back to me about working together on friday. And I am done with summer school on Thursday! Yippy Skippy!! I still havent done the papers I was supposed to do this past friday... I fail.
Snowles
06-24-2007, 05:23 PM
My one friend isn't the brightest kid around. We were at the bar, and a Def Leppard song was playing, and a woman with definite 80's hair came in. I said "Wow, she really fits the music, eh?" and my friend looks and says "Maybe she's from back in time." He wasn't even drunk yet.
Wow.
Roulette
06-24-2007, 05:24 PM
^^ as in maybe she is a traveler of both time and space?(;))
Snowles
06-24-2007, 05:30 PM
^A Zeppelin reference? For li'l old me? I love you. :D
Roulette
06-24-2007, 05:48 PM
;D I knew you'd get it...
Snowles
06-24-2007, 05:59 PM
But of course! 'Tis a lyric from Kashmir, on the Physical Grafitti album...which I have on vinyl. I also have Zep's "IV" on vinyl...which will forever remain one of my top 5 favorite albums of all time.
MrChristopher
06-24-2007, 06:27 PM
MrsC just went to Friendly's to get some delicious ice cream tastiness. Word.
Right now I want to murder people for being so fucking stupid.
I have pms
Chris is on tour...again. :(
I want to kill people.
Jeffree punched a woman in the face at pride last night. Amazing
miss marina
06-24-2007, 06:40 PM
i have to pee soooo bad. but im too lazy to go to the bathroom. someone pee for me?
Lady Jade
06-24-2007, 07:01 PM
I just made the most awesome pasta for dinner tonight. I love roasted red peppers with spinach!
$$$magnet
06-24-2007, 07:01 PM
So I go to the coffee shop today, and while I'm placing my order, the guy sneezes into his hand.... mmm-k....
Then he makes the drink, but without washing his hands! :yuck:
I didn't even say anything. Just paid for it and then threw it away.
Why didn't I say anything? Why?
madmaxine
06-24-2007, 07:27 PM
"American Gigolo" is on. Lauren Hutton was/is ridiculously hot in this movie. I had sex with my friend's mom in high school. I was 17, she was 42. I didn't tell him for years. It's not a fetish for me, but she was amazing. Good thing she wasn't my teacher, she might be in jail.
:O Damn, Mr Christopher gets cooler every day.
Random thought- the only good dividend to not having sex for more than a year is I vent it on unsuspecting lap dance customers. HA! HA! (Laughs like Seasame Street's Count) I get Two! No, THREE, FOUR, FIVE more dances when I'm horny and they can tell. HA! HA!
*Birthday party cheesecake jelly bean boom* :P
MrChristopher
06-24-2007, 09:06 PM
^I have that REM song on the brain now and I hate you so much. MrsC just ran out to get milk and came back with a strawberry pie. She wants me fat and hideous I know it.
It's kinda hot and muggy in here.
That 80's movie thread makes me want to watch Blade Runner.
madmaxine
06-24-2007, 09:09 PM
^
My ex and I made a strawberry pie once. He wasn't such a great cook, it was more like a round hard sugar wafer with strawberries and syrup on it. I loved him so much at the time that I'd eat whatever he cooked.
Sigh. Now I'm mad at you for making me sad, thinking about my ex.
TigersMilk
06-25-2007, 12:48 AM
omfg!! I have the juiciest stripper story to tell but I need to go to sleep for school tomorrow!!! Lies, robbery, drugs, revenge.... I work at the craziest place ever I swear.