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stellaforstars
01-17-2008, 06:28 AM
Being up this early is NOT cool. I hate you, school.

anomar
01-17-2008, 07:08 AM
^This IS early! I passed out drunk like three hours ago and now am in that horrible I can't sleep phase.

Also, I knew that this guy had issues... but man, so many issues!

Ugh.

twisterinAZ
01-17-2008, 07:15 AM
'Deliverance 'is a fucked up movie. The first time I saw it, my friend said " It's about a boatride and a picnic"

Kind of weird when you are hanging out with your mom on thanksgiving.

ahhhhh . reliving the moment

OdysseusNJ
01-17-2008, 07:38 AM
oooh I'm all shivery and post-O now.

Oh crap, what'd I miss by leaving chat early?

RoseWhite
01-17-2008, 07:41 AM
The first time I saw it, my friend said " It's about a boatride and a picnic."


:rotfl: Kind of like how "The Shining" is about a winter vacation in Colorado? I'd love to see your friends' summaries for other movies!

SundayMorning
01-17-2008, 09:03 AM
If everything is easy like Sunday Morning, is Sunday Morning easy?

I'm easier than Kraft Easy Mac n Cheese, baby! ;D


Oh crap, what'd I miss by leaving chat early?

No, chat fizzled and then I got kicked out by my internet. But I had to unwind before I could sleep so I found me some naughty erotica and went at it. It had been awhile! If I had a waterproof vibe, I'd never leave the tub, but as it is...:shrug:

Lysondra
01-17-2008, 09:07 AM
^ SawEET!!

And I've started this awesome amazing new blog that I know will be really popular that's based on one of my novels I'm writing..but I don't want anyone to know it's ME writing it.. so I can't advertise it anywhere to get feedback or to spread the word! Boo!

How does one advertise anonymously?

SundayMorning
01-17-2008, 09:12 AM
You just did! Start a rumor, promote it as "hey I just found this site! It's witty and informative." Word of mouth should spread it like wildfire if it's original stuff.

cameron_keys
01-17-2008, 09:14 AM
Oh dear lord....I went to bed early last night..took a sleeping pill....and stared at the ceiling until 7am when I said FUCK THIS because my eyes were burning so bad they were tearing and took another half. Usually if one does NOTHING...another half will get me into a light sleep...maybe fading in and out...no ..of COURSE this time it knocks my ass out. I DRAGGED myself out of bed at 10:30 and am still trying to pry my eyes open.

Now that I have coffee in my system...I have to pack the car, gas it up and go pick up the girls to drive to Key West. Hopefully I'll get in a nap before work tonight

Lysondra
01-17-2008, 09:17 AM
You just did! Start a rumor, promote it as "hey I just found this site! It's witty and informative." Word of mouth should spread it like wildfire if it's original stuff.

Lol but people will know I wrote it if I post it like that because it reflects the things I say otherwise too much. Like it's okay if one or two people I trust know it's me writing it... but I don't want it public that it's ME, yanno? And it's obvious it's me if you actually know me. :/

Lysondra
01-17-2008, 09:18 AM
Oh dear lord....I went to bed early last night..took a sleeping pill....and stared at the ceiling until 7am when I said FUCK THIS because my eyes were burning so bad they were tearing and took another half. Usually if one does NOTHING...another half will get me into a light sleep...maybe fading in and out...no ..of COURSE this time it knocks my ass out. I DRAGGED myself out of bed at 10:30 and am still trying to pry my eyes open.

Now that I have coffee in my system...I have to pack the car, gas it up and go pick up the girls to drive to Key West. Hopefully I'll get in a nap before work tonight

Sleeping pills are like that, hey?

Chicagoeditor
01-17-2008, 09:33 AM
Yay, I have cash in my wallet again. Got a replacement ATM card this morning--because the replacement I ordered 12 days ago never showed up. It was an interesting experience living without cash, paying for coffee and small items with the loose change I found in my room. (Meals and cabs I could put on the Mastercard, however.) I think I ended up going out less, in fact. Certainly no SC visits.

Lola Rose
01-17-2008, 09:51 AM
I love mornings. how wierd am I.


and SXYBRAT- I wanna know! Was it an oopsies or a hopefyl or a not trying/not preventing type of thing?

Lysondra
01-17-2008, 09:54 AM
I have peed 6 times in the last 4 hours..wtf.

paintgoddess
01-17-2008, 09:56 AM
I hate mornings. Yesterday the puppy shit himself in the cage, and walked laps in it and layed in it. Took two hours to clean it up. Woke up this morning to him whining and beelined it to his cage to get him out before he did explode-a-butt in the cage again. Stupid fucker. Now i'm off to try to finish a full "night" of sleep. >:(

SundayMorning
01-17-2008, 10:01 AM
*faps to paintgoddess's new avatar* :drool:

Taylorlila
01-17-2008, 10:06 AM
I wsih this woman would call me back and tell me if she wants me to come in later or not at all and try another night so I knew to go get a gown right now...or wait until tomorrow when I will actually be near a stripper store!

SundayMorning
01-17-2008, 10:09 AM
Oh my god I found the funniest tee shirt site! These are fucking hilarious, I want a billion of them!

Busted tees (http://www.bustedtees.com/male/)

My loves right now...

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/thebeets/female
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/neverforget/female
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/pinata/female
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dysentery/female
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/aweso/female
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/hungryhippo/female
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/imsoexcited/female
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/prose/female

Oh my god I'm just going to stop, there's a billion more. This speaks exactly to what makes me :rotfl:

SundayMorning
01-17-2008, 10:10 AM
I lied! I had to share these last two!

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/condiments/female

and

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/cupchicks/female

AAHHHHHHHHH!

Taylorlila
01-17-2008, 10:11 AM
prose before hos....hahaha.

Lysondra
01-17-2008, 10:14 AM
omg 2girls1cup shirts.

Taylorlila
01-17-2008, 10:16 AM
thanksyou for a moment of amusment in my boring day.

zxcire
01-17-2008, 10:20 AM
it has recently come to my attention that i must leave my house today. this is disheartening for a number of reasons.

it's -1 degree due to wind chill outside.
i hate leaving my house.
the places i need to go include walmart, which i hate with a passion but i can't find my particular brand of fake nails anywhere else.
i also have to go to the far away credit union.
i'm incredibly lazy and don't want to move.

HERE I GO!!!

SundayMorning
01-17-2008, 10:23 AM
Go zxcire! Be strong for those of us who are weak shut-ins. Namely, me. Be strong for me. ;)

Man I am banishing myself from SW until I shake this goofy mood.

stellaforstars
01-17-2008, 10:37 AM
Noooo, don't leave! Sunday, can I call you during my five or so minutes of free time today to discuss some trip things?

I totally want some of those shirts.

Yekhefah
01-17-2008, 10:49 AM
I love those shirts! I'm gonna buy some when I make some money.

I start phone sexing today. Ooh-la-la.

sxybrat07
01-17-2008, 11:00 AM
I love mornings. how wierd am I.


and SXYBRAT- I wanna know! Was it an oopsies or a hopefyl or a not trying/not preventing type of thing?

It was NEGATIVE! W00T! Take that SW water! :dance:

It was a 'I'm pretty sure there's no real chance I could be pregnant, but where the fuck is my period' thing. I mean, of course there's a chance...but yeah.

But, I'm fairly certain it's just the universe fucking with me. Why do I say that? Because I started my period WHILE peeing on the stick. Oh the irony.

Yekhefah
01-17-2008, 11:19 AM
It is totally fucking snowing out there today. I'm watching the prettiest little snowfall as I alternately sip fresh-ground coffee and fresh carrot-apple-ginger juice. K's going to make a fire in a little bit, after we go to the gym. I hope it snows all day. This is beautiful and I love my life!

stellaforstars
01-17-2008, 11:23 AM
It's so nice to see you so happy, Yek. :)

BalletBaby
01-17-2008, 11:27 AM
Oh my god I found the funniest tee shirt site! These are fucking hilarious, I want a billion of them!

Busted tees (http://www.bustedtees.com/male/)



My fave:

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dickinabox/male

and

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/fauxpaw/male

The only one I didn't find funny was this one:

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/sweatshops/male:no::(

TigersMilk
01-17-2008, 11:29 AM
This is beautiful and I love my life!

I don't think I would ever read that from you if you were still in LA. So happy you're happy in your new place. Its great to read all these little tid bits. How is Apu?

Yekhefah
01-17-2008, 11:32 AM
Apu is good, still hanging around on the balcony all day. Never thought I'd see a hummingbird flitting around during a snowfall, but there he is!

TheTempest
01-17-2008, 11:55 AM
Apu is good, still hanging around on the balcony all day. Never thought I'd see a hummingbird flitting around during a snowfall, but there he is!

Pictures!!

Yekhefah
01-17-2008, 12:03 PM
I should've gotten pictures! But I don't know where the digital camera is, and it wasn't snowing very hard, it might not have even shown up. It's stopped snowing too. Oh well, it was pretty while it lasted!

I don't know how I ever lived without fresh carrot-apple-ginger juice in the morning.

veronicavale
01-17-2008, 12:06 PM
I should've gotten pictures! But I don't know where the digital camera is, and it wasn't snowing very hard, it might not have even shown up. It's stopped snowing too. Oh well, it was pretty while it lasted!

I don't know how I ever lived without fresh carrot-apple-ginger juice in the morning.

That is totally my fave. I love that little bit on zing from the ginger.

Callyish
01-17-2008, 12:07 PM
OMG I do NOT want to go to work.

Thankfully I have a 430 show then I don't have another one till 1030 so I can come home for a few hours and chillax 8)

Still it sucks that I have to work because lunch shows suck ass.

Yekhefah
01-17-2008, 12:08 PM
Yep, it's wonderful! I should save the pulp and make some bread with it.

twisterinAZ
01-17-2008, 12:18 PM
Geese are migrating over my house. There are just so many of them. They make a lot of noise but I like it. I also like windchimes,

shasta
01-17-2008, 12:31 PM
I am so sick of being sick!!!
I have been not going to work or trying and then having to leave because I am so sick! This is so unlike me. I am a work-a-holic, not a sicky.

Oh, and I met this great guy and I am falling for him so hard. He only knows my sick voice and coughing...

TheTempest
01-17-2008, 12:55 PM
I should've gotten pictures! But I don't know where the digital camera is, and it wasn't snowing very hard, it might not have even shown up. It's stopped snowing too. Oh well, it was pretty while it lasted!

I don't know how I ever lived without fresh carrot-apple-ginger juice in the morning.

Could you teach me how to cook? Seriously? Or pass on some recipes? You always have the tastiest sounding healthy food choices.




So, I have to say this because I find it HILARIOUS. I got a customer to literally give me the shirt off his back yesterday. I said I liked it, chatted about the Navy (because that's what the shirt said) and he took it off and gave it to me!! I'm going to wash it and sell it on ebay. LOL

anomar
01-17-2008, 01:06 PM
Yek, it's SNOWING? Really? I live like 3 miles from you and it's not snowing here! How funny.

anomar
01-17-2008, 01:07 PM
Man, it's so difficult with this guy. Aaaaah. WHY do I feel like he's worth it? Shit

britt244
01-17-2008, 01:25 PM
i. am. furious. first of all its snowing like crazy, so people cant drive. yes, the roads are bad. but does that mean it needed to take me 2 hours to get home from my moms house? she lives 15 minutes away. there is absolutely NO reason for me to have seen at LEAST 6 accidents. learn. how. to. drive. or. stay. home.

please please let me have a snow day tomorrow.

Callyish
01-17-2008, 02:34 PM
assholes in the bar... im gonna kick their asses...

britt244
01-17-2008, 02:34 PM
please let it start snowing again. i want a snow day tomorrow! or at least going in late.

Chicagoeditor
01-17-2008, 02:36 PM
Crappy weather here. Blah. Could be worse, could be a snow storm. My sinuses hurt. I wanna live someplace warm. I suppose I'm waddle over to the LA Tan tonight.

RoseLeigh
01-17-2008, 02:45 PM
I am so sick of being sick!!!
I have been not going to work or trying and then having to leave because I am so sick! This is so unlike me. I am a work-a-holic, not a sicky.


Seriously! This is day three of sick! No more sick!

BrunetteGoddess
01-17-2008, 02:51 PM
Fuck fuck fuck. Crossing my fingers that the home inspection goes well...

Chicagoeditor
01-17-2008, 03:25 PM
Cloverfield tonight? Yeah, maybe. Need something to take my mind off this freakin' headcold.

britt244
01-17-2008, 03:26 PM
huh? ^ i thought it came out tomorrow?

mmm i had such a nice lush bath just now.. in honor of the weather i used christmas kisses, lush pud, and mr butterball. im ready for bed, haha!