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Callyish
01-17-2008, 08:48 PM
I don't want to go back to work.... work sucks. I want to stay in bed and sleeeeeeeeeeeep.

I slept all day in the changing room lol. The bunk beds at this club are even more comfy then the ones at the club I was at last week heh...

Yekhefah
01-17-2008, 08:50 PM
Could you teach me how to cook? Seriously? Or pass on some recipes? You always have the tastiest sounding healthy food choices.

:blush: Thank you! I love to cook and share recipes. What kinds of recipes do you want? The carrot-apple-ginger juice is pretty simple but K makes that, not me. I'm too lazy to run the juicer in the morning. He just runs two carrots, two apples, and a hunk of ginger through the machine, that's it. It's so good!

I learned to cook by going through cookbooks and experimenting. I started in my early teens and then when I was 18 and on my own I started collecting veggie cookbooks, since I was a vegetarian and I grew up Southern so I didn't know how to make healthy vegetarian food. I learned most of it from vegetarian cookbooks and I have an enormous cookbook collection. Really it's just a matter of finding good cookbooks and playing around.


Yek, it's SNOWING? Really? I live like 3 miles from you and it's not snowing here! How funny.

Yeah, we had flurries all morning and part of the afternoon! It was really pretty!

OdysseusNJ
01-17-2008, 09:07 PM
Here's the summary of chat tonight
a booze fueled mod orgy

and kittens not involved int he orgy

Lady Jade
01-17-2008, 09:26 PM
Quoted for truth lol.

They're far from the typical lovey dovey couple :rotfl:

Haha And you didn't even spend that much time with the two of us together - we are brutal! When we first started dating, we agreed that making fun of each other was totally integral in our relationship, so long as we stayed creative and didn't just spew out the same tired old insults at each other. It's even better when you see us with a group of our friends from college. Good grief, you'd think we couldn't stand each other! :O


Here's the summary of chat tonight
a booze fueled mod orgy

and kittens not involved int he orgy

I see you enjoyed your mod initiation! }:D

Mily
01-17-2008, 10:00 PM
Their excuse? They thought they deserved better treatment because they just came home from 6 years in Iraq ::)

Cocksuckers like this piss me the fuck off! They try to use this shit EVERYWHERE... not just in SCs. I wasn't in Iraq, but they make veterans like me look bad. >:(

stellaforstars
01-17-2008, 10:59 PM
I'm sleepy. Goodnight, Stripperweb.

Djoser
01-18-2008, 01:09 AM
Geese are migrating over my house. There are just so many of them. They make a lot of noise but I like it. I also like windchimes,

Nature making music, hell yeah.

Like the wind blowing through really tall trees, surf on a rocky shore (or the more soothing sound it makes on the beach); but what I really want to hear is whales singing.

Lysondra
01-18-2008, 01:59 AM
I am so sleepy. *yawn*

Callyish
01-18-2008, 02:15 AM
Im drained... seriously drained. I hate it when the club is dead. I made like $40 today *sigh* It better get better tomorrow or i'll be a pissed off lil girl.

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 02:29 AM
I just went on a myspace requesting spree. Lol. So if some of ya'll have requests from a girl on a light poll, it's just me.

Callyish
01-18-2008, 02:31 AM
*runs to check her myspace*

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 02:33 AM
^^^Silly Cally!:P You're already on there!

Callyish
01-18-2008, 02:33 AM
Am I? LoL

I don't even know whos on my myspace anymore... it sucks...

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 03:12 AM
That's cause you have 1916 friends! Oy!

G-Real
01-18-2008, 03:16 AM
I was going to say, whenever I see Cally's profile on myspace it has a different name to the profile! :)

Callyish
01-18-2008, 03:19 AM
LoL my name on myspace hasn't changed.

Wait what profile you have? I used to have a personal one but I gave up on it. I like facebook better for personal life.


But my myspace has always been Ashley Tyler.

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 03:22 AM
Hehe....I'm randomly facebooking (sw'ers) too.

Callyish
01-18-2008, 03:25 AM
Okay bed time.

Night kiddos :P

stellaforstars
01-18-2008, 08:25 AM
The constant weather changes are getting to me. If it would just stay warm or freezing cold respectively, I'd be fine. But nooo, it has to fluctuate so that I end up with a sore throat, sniffles, and a stuffy head.

At least I'm cute sick rather than gross sick. Thank jeebus for a lack of flowing snot.

twisterinAZ
01-18-2008, 08:57 AM
OMG ! This dude on tv has a nose shaped exactly like a penis ! What's up dicknose ? That must suck.

Chicagoeditor
01-18-2008, 09:10 AM
OMG ! This dude on tv has a nose shaped exactly like a penis ! What's up dicknose ? That must suck.

Yeah. And even worse: The SOB is bigger than me.:'(

stellaforstars
01-18-2008, 09:16 AM
My teeny tiny kitten just jumped on my (unfortunately bare) breast and bruised the shit out of it. How is something so small able to have such powerful force behind his jump?!?! Little bastard.

Chicagoeditor
01-18-2008, 09:31 AM
My teeny tiny kitten just jumped on my (unfortunately bare) breast and bruised the shit out of it. How is something so small able to have such powerful force behind his jump?!?! Little bastard.

You're lucky not to be all scratched, too. That'd be hard to explain. Actually, a bruise or a scratch could be the start of a compelling "rough sex" yarn to tell in your club.

stellaforstars
01-18-2008, 09:34 AM
Ahhh, the work of rough sex rather than that of a rabid kitteh.

If only I weren't celibate at the moment...

Yekhefah
01-18-2008, 09:38 AM
Apu the Hummingbird already has a girlfriend! They've even been working the feeder together. We see him more often than her, but she's been around the past couple of days. I guess we'll call her Manjula.

Just waiting for octuplets now, I suppose!

Chicagoeditor
01-18-2008, 09:38 AM
If only I weren't celibate at the moment...

Chin up. Think positive! I'm sure the next time your boob is bruised, you'll be able to blame a man mammal.

stellaforstars
01-18-2008, 09:43 AM
You crack me up, CE.

britt244
01-18-2008, 11:05 AM
we got an hour delay, and i was only there for 3 hours bc it was a professional day! yay! now i have the rest of the day to rest up before work tonight instead of only ending up with time for an hour long nap before working til 3am.

im still soo sore though :(

SundayMorning
01-18-2008, 11:14 AM
I just had webcam sex! Con: I wasn't getting paid for it. But it was good practice shooting angles and remembering to take socks off first and stuff.

Another con: I should have been transcribing! I have three to do today and I actually have plans this evening so I have to get them done NOW. And instead I'm on SW! Ahhhhh!

stellaforstars
01-18-2008, 11:17 AM
^^^Hey, if you ever want to practice your webcam sex again...I'm always here for you.

Because I'm considerate like that. ;)

SundayMorning
01-18-2008, 11:22 AM
It'd be way better with you. For reals. This was dominant asshole guy--I kind of ended up doing more than I wanted to. Ahhhh no willpower me!

ETA: and I'm still not doing the transcripts yet! Ahhhhh really no willpower me!

pixiekittie
01-18-2008, 11:25 AM
im the same way, haha. i'll drive long after my gas light is on.

i am in so much pain.

the little boy on are you smarter than a 5th grader is so cute!

Has your car ever ran out of gas? (Not that mine has or anything... *tilts head down*)

britt244
01-18-2008, 11:27 AM
^ nope! knock on wood :P there's been times i thought i would, though.

stellaforstars
01-18-2008, 11:28 AM
I always get thrown off when someone changes their avatar. It takes me weeks to get used to the new one.

twisterinAZ
01-18-2008, 11:38 AM
when I'm laying around the house naked, I can't keep my hands off my vag. Can you play with it to much ?

Lola Rose
01-18-2008, 12:10 PM
I've ran out of gas.

in the middle of the intersection of two 6 lane high trafic roads. Al a quarter till five.

but a very nice older mexican man that worked at a carwash nearby rescued me and took me to go get gas. And some guys with a big truck pushed my car off the road.

it was super icky hot out, and it sucked. But it restored my faith in nice people :)

zxcire
01-18-2008, 12:15 PM
when I'm laying around the house naked, I can't keep my hands off my vag. Can you play with it to much ?

I don't think so. I play with mine whether I'm clothed or not. My hands don't like to leave my crotch-al region, ever.

RoseLeigh
01-18-2008, 12:15 PM
I'm dragging my carcass out of bed to mail what is hopefully the last thing involving my name change. Yay! Finally. *cough hack death* Then back to bed.

ETA: Damn looks like I have to go to the actual SS office in person. Damn. *brings germs with*

pixiekittie
01-18-2008, 12:18 PM
I've ran out of gas.

in the middle of the intersection of two 6 lane high trafic roads. Al a quarter till five.

but a very nice older mexican man that worked at a carwash nearby rescued me and took me to go get gas. And some guys with a big truck pushed my car off the road.

it was super icky hot out, and it sucked. But it restored my faith in nice people :)

Your story sounds similar to mine, except it has happened on two seperate occasions. You would think I learned my lesson by now.

In the middle of the intersection (with high traffic)?? I would have been freaking out!

pixiekittie
01-18-2008, 12:19 PM
I don't think so. I play with mine whether I'm clothed or not. My hands don't like to leave my crotch-al region, ever.

I'm picturing Al Bundy while reading this.

Lola Rose
01-18-2008, 12:24 PM
Your story sounds similar to mine, except it has happened on two seperate occasions. You would think I learned my lesson by now.

In the middle of the intersection (with high traffic)?? I would have been freaking out!

I was pretty calm, actually. just super overheated. And embarassed.

it's happened 2 other times, but those were far less exciting.

not i fill up before the red! lol

zxcire
01-18-2008, 12:25 PM
I'm picturing Al Bundy while reading this.

He's pretty much my animus, in a Jungian sense.

pixiekittie
01-18-2008, 12:27 PM
^^LOL!

pixiekittie
01-18-2008, 12:30 PM
I was pretty calm, actually. just super overheated. And embarassed.

it's happened 2 other times, but those were far less exciting.

not i fill up before the red! lol

On one occasion, my car ran out of gas right right as I was going up the gas station driveway. That was pretty embarassing!

twisterinAZ
01-18-2008, 01:18 PM
I like my vag. It's nice. Im doing kegels while I type.

Chicagoeditor
01-18-2008, 01:23 PM
Yay. Leaving work early so I can go watch my kid's improv troupe. He's the uber director this year.

phillyvixen
01-18-2008, 01:23 PM
I am TERRIFIED of running out of gas
thank god it has never happened to me
Just the thought gives me slight panic

I have realized that i am a total Target Addict
While paying for my purchases today the checkout chick was like,,,"come here often, you look really familiar?"
I hung my head in shame and admitted to having an addiction. I live in the sticks. My shopping options are limited. I am there at LEAST once a week.
I can't help it.
I wish i had a tally of how much i have spent there since they opened a few months ago. I'm sure the number is OBSCENE!
Then the chick asked me if I was having a baby (i am super obviously pregnant right now) my response to her was "I sure hope so" lol


I have so many things i want to accomplish today but i just had to take a tylenol 3 for my tooth pain and i see a nap in my future.

Yekhefah
01-18-2008, 01:46 PM
I'm making oat-corn-rice bread. Dough is in the bread machine now, and then I'll pull it out and shape it before I go to work so K can pop it into the oven this afternoon. I love making bread! We'll have it with some vegan broccoli-cauliflower au gratin... well, the recipe is vegan but I'll probably top it with cheese before I bake it. I can't wait for dinner. Fresh-baked bread makes everything perfect.

veronicavale
01-18-2008, 01:52 PM
^^^^I want bread now!

stellaforstars
01-18-2008, 02:09 PM
I can't find my phone. :( It's my own fault for keeping it on silent.