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kaiarose
01-18-2008, 02:35 PM
Waaaaaaah! I'm getting sick :( My throat is killing me! I haven't gotten sick for awhile, I guess I'm due.


I hate my mom's new bf. Everytime I'm on the phone with her, he's in the background putting his 2 cents in. It's so friggin rude!! I didn't call to talk to him. Grrrr!!

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 03:38 PM
Apu the Hummingbird already has a girlfriend! They've even been working the feeder together. We see him more often than her, but she's been around the past couple of days. I guess we'll call her Manjula.

Just waiting for octuplets now, I suppose!

I knew it would happen! *squeal*

Darcy Foxx
01-18-2008, 03:48 PM
wooooo! im heading off now to get tattooed. im so fucking tired and i worked last night and it's WAY too early in the morning for this but i'm excited.

need breakfast first... hmm.

sxybrat07
01-18-2008, 03:49 PM
I'm making yummy mushroom chicken. I went grocery shopping in an effort to not eat as much junk this week. Yay!

Lady Jade
01-18-2008, 03:59 PM
I just ate the most delicous orange I've had in ages! It was enormous, bigger than the grapefruits they had at the store, but super sweet. Yay for fresh produce in the winter!

RoseLeigh
01-18-2008, 04:11 PM
I need a bigger kettle. I've been drinking so much tea (decaf), I keep having to refill. I fill it to the line that says 10 cups and I get about 3 cups of tea. How big IS 1.7 liters? My brain doesn't work today.

I don't think I'm getting better. My lungs may just leap out. The gods do not want me saving for a car. They want me lying in bed watching Doctor Who. :'( I wanna go to work! Even if it sucks. Or at least get errands done (I did not get stuff done today).

I stop complaining now.

britt244
01-18-2008, 04:14 PM
i got my first paycheck from my day job, and they overpaid me. they paid me for an extra day! grr.. does this mean i have to wait to put the check in the bank til i tell them next week?

i need to eat dinner before work but i dont know what i want.

Lady Jade
01-18-2008, 04:21 PM
RoseLeigh, do you want me to bring you chicken soup tomorrow? Boy will be down in NB reffing some soccer games on campus in the morning.

RoseLeigh
01-18-2008, 04:23 PM
RoseLeigh, do you want me to bring you chicken soup tomorrow? Boy will be down in NB reffing some soccer games on campus in the morning.


Awww. You're awesome LJ. Thank you. I'm a big ol vegetablearian though.

Lady Jade
01-18-2008, 04:33 PM
Awww. You're awesome LJ. Thank you. I'm a big ol vegetablearian though.

Hmm... if I get my lazy ass away from the computer, I could make ya some pasta faggiole!

RoseLeigh
01-18-2008, 04:40 PM
Hmm... if I get my lazy ass away from the computer, I could make ya some pasta faggiole!
What's that?

Lady Jade
01-18-2008, 04:43 PM
What's that?

It would help if I spelled it right! :D

Pasta e fagioli, aka pasta and beans (ignore the meat in the picture, I don't use any):
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/218/501491008_a636f7f866.jpg

RoseLeigh
01-18-2008, 04:49 PM
oooh, beans. Yum. It's made with out chicken broth or anything? I'll have to look for that. A tomato base?

Lady Jade
01-18-2008, 04:56 PM
oooh, beans. Yum. It's made with out chicken broth or anything? I'll have to look for that. A tomato base?

Here is my recipe:

1 Tbs. olive oil
3/4 C. finely chopped red onion
2 tsp. finely chopped garlic
1/4 tsp. crushed red pepper flakes
4 C. vegetable broth
16 oz can cannellini beans, drained
14.5 oz can diced tomatoes
2/3 C. uncooked ditalini pasta
1 C. diced zucchini
1 C. diced yellow squash
1/3 C. chopped parsley
1/2 tsp. salt.

- Heat oil on medium. Add onion, garlic and pepper flakes. Cook 3 minutes, stirring.
- Add broth, beans, and tomatoes. Bring to a boil, stirring a few times.
- Add pasta. Reduce heat to low. Cover and simmer 5 minutes. Remove lid.
- Add zucchini, squash, parsley and salt. Simmer 2 minutes.
- Remove from heat and cover. Let stand until pasta swells.

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 05:08 PM
Well, looks like the two clubs nearest me both require licenses. Guess I'll be headin' down to Nawlins tomorrow night!

RoseWhite
01-18-2008, 05:29 PM
What in the world made my stepmother think that of all the things the baby needs, a giant talking Shrek doll was priority one? :O

SundayMorning
01-18-2008, 05:50 PM
Bwa ha ha!

Whew, finished my transcripts. Girls' night was cancelled, boo. But we're having brunch tomorrow and then shopping for wedding gowns for my friend! I'm so excited! It's fun to be on this side of the wedding (the outside).

Thanks to my earlier indiscretions, I'm back "in the jar." No more flirting for me for awhile. To any who may be concerned: I'll be good enough to be let out by Thursday! ;D

Mmmmmm Papa John's meat supreme pizza. If only I had a giant pepsi. (Ignore me, soda boycotters! Nothing of interest here!)

sxybrat07
01-18-2008, 05:57 PM
Yay, I don't have to report to jury duty on Tuesday! Which means I don't have to continue to beg girls to cover my shift! Of course, it means I may miss class on Wednesday if I have to report then...

I put on fake eyelashes for the first time in MONTHS. They are poking me. Ow. But I refuse to fuck up my makeup and take them of. Pain is beauty!

RoseWhite
01-18-2008, 06:09 PM
Pain is beauty!Random connection with the above (hey, what else is the Random Thread for?): That makes me think of a line that's always stuck with me from the original Hans Christian Andersen "Littlest Mermaid".

When the grandmother mermaid is preparing the youngest for her birthday, she attaches a row of sharp oyster shells to her tail, as all the mermaids wear when they grow up. It hurts the littlest mermaid, and when she protests, the grandmother says "You must endure the pain for the sake of the finery!" This was a direct quote from the translation we grew up with, anyway.

Kind of a messed-up thing for a young girl to read in a fairy tale. (Shocking, I know.) Anyway, there's your Feminist Reaction Du Jour.

So SUFFER, sxybrat baby! ;)

Mily
01-18-2008, 06:24 PM
I woke up with the worst fucking headache EVAR! I need to eat something or I'm gonna hurl my head hurts so bad. :'(

RoseWhite
01-18-2008, 07:56 PM
Hey, any word from kitty260? Has she had her baby yet? :hyper: She was only a few days overdue last we heard from her, and she had a "midwife cocktail" sitting in front of her in her past post . . . HMM! Intriguing!

GoldCoastGirl
01-18-2008, 08:26 PM
YAY!!! I got a $450 toy show to do in Ballina! ;D ;D

This is EXACTLY what I needed ... money-wise. I had only worked two nights in the club. Worked last night from 11pm til 3am (only started late as they weren't having any adult entertainment til 11pm due a pub crawl before-hand) with not a terrible amount of success (as I'm not a huge fan of fri nights in a strip club)....

and I just found out it is a one hour show.


WTF?!!?


The longest show I have ever done is 45 minutes and even then it was hard to keep it going for that long.. argh! One hour?! WTF am I supposed to do in an hour? I really hope it goes smoothly as I really would like that $450.

Maybe I can "upgrade" the show to 30 minute anal show this way I do a show length I am familiar with doing .. hmm.. and they get more in the end anyway.

Hmm....


anyway.. now to find out how long it will take me via google then add about half an hour to the journey time (in case I get lost, traffic, road works, accidents...)

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 08:34 PM
Hey, any word from kitty260? Has she had her baby yet? :hyper: She was only a few days overdue last we heard from her, and she had a "midwife cocktail" sitting in front of her in her past post . . . HMM! Intriguing!

Last Activity: 01-16-2008 07:43 AM

Oooooo...I'm curious too!:bouncey:

RoseWhite
01-18-2008, 08:35 PM
I bet she's having it RIGHT . . . NOW! :dance:

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 08:36 PM
^^^LOL

stellaforstars
01-18-2008, 08:47 PM
I miss my phone, damn it.

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 08:49 PM
^^^Phone goblins?

stellaforstars
01-18-2008, 08:50 PM
Indeed...perhaps I should look in the magical land behind the dryer.

I know I lost it at my mom's, because I used it to make an appointment with my optometrist tomorrow. I just couldn't find it before I had to leave, so I won't get it back until tomorrow afternoon, at least.

Lady Jade
01-18-2008, 09:16 PM
I :heartbeat my new Dirt Devil!

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 09:20 PM
SO much sausage lately. Came here to talk to my girls and now I have to sword fight with the same customers I deal with every night...except I'm not getting paid.:(

I'd send PM's that look like Bills.


I was the wingchick last night at the bar.

Sucks don't it? I've friends who've earned their golden thrones in Valhalla.


I feel so guilty getting on the computer because my bf likes to make me feel stupid about it :( I sneak in here like a criminal and when I hear him coming down the hall I get that "hand in the cookie jar" feeling. Then he pokes his head in the door and says "You're on the computer again?! I don't get it! It's like the computer is crack or something!" Grr! He's always watching tv so what's the difference, yanno?

Here's what you do. Get the loudest, nastiest pictures and put it all over it. Bonus points for a movie. And then turn it up, and run out going "OH MY GOD IT BROKE. IT BROKE. FIX IT. FIX IT"

You get less points for edgy-ness and more for crafty-ness for ultra-critiquing his driving or any of his hobbies (make sure you put this off with comical intent and don't be afraid to bring up his inability to brake properly up to friends over drinks) until he gives and truces with you on the computer.

When you're victorious, you may call out my screen name during victory sex.


What in the world made my stepmother think that of all the things the baby needs, a giant talking Shrek doll was priority one? :O

Donkay? DOOOONKAY!

C'Mon Princess, let's get moving.


I woke up with the worst fucking headache EVAR! I need to eat something or I'm gonna hurl my head hurts so bad. :'(

I apologize.

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 09:21 PM
I :heartbeat my new Dirt Devil!

Meeeee TOOOOOO

Now leave me lone. Have to vacuum my room.

Lady Jade
01-18-2008, 09:25 PM
Meeeee TOOOOOO

Now leave me lone. Have to vacuum my room.

*sticks the hose attachment in Mast's ear*

:P

SundayMorning
01-18-2008, 10:23 PM
Wahhh out of condoms. Wants sex. Hates and fears the cold. Oh dilemma.

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 10:24 PM
*sticks the hose attachment in Mast's ear*

:P

You play my body like a musical instrument.

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 10:25 PM
Wahhh out of condoms. Wants sex. Hates and fears the cold. Oh dilemma.

HEFTY HEFTY HEEEFFFFFFTY.

jasmine
01-18-2008, 10:33 PM
My hubby is such a shit. After making me watch 3.5 hours of Gangs of NY, he just goes to bed. I've been waiting to actually spend some time with the moron, while he watched that gruesome shit!

OdysseusNJ
01-18-2008, 10:34 PM
WTF? I just broke my G string. That's the second time this week.

Must be time for bed.

SundayMorning
01-18-2008, 10:41 PM
O, you're just a giant copycat! Quit sucking Mast's balls.

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 10:42 PM
O, you're just a giant copycat! Quit sucking Mast's balls.

uhm. SHOOSH. I'm enjoying this. My taint has not known such love.

SundayMorning
01-18-2008, 10:46 PM
Sometimes I feel I've got to...(dun dun) run away, I've got to...(dun dun) get away....

Oh wait, not the same kind of tainted love. My bad, dawg.

OdysseusNJ
01-18-2008, 10:55 PM
O, you're just a giant copycat! Quit sucking Mast's balls.

You had to have been there. Besides, since when do you discourage kink?

Ahh, the last new thread I opened before bedtime is one. Probably not a wise move.

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 11:09 PM
Sometimes I feel I've got to...(dun dun) run away, I've got to...(dun dun) get away....

Oh wait, not the same kind of tainted love. My bad, dawg.

Well...the rhythm is right.

Snowles
01-18-2008, 11:22 PM
Hey all, I'm back. My computer was broken'd. I was sad. I had a sammich, that made me feel better.

...the end.

Anything good happen while I was gone?

BalletBaby
01-18-2008, 11:31 PM
Snowles!!!! You're baaaaaaaaaaack! Want some pie?:D

Snowles
01-19-2008, 12:01 AM
Snowles!!!! You're baaaaaaaaaaack! Want some pie?:D

....<3

RoseLeigh
01-19-2008, 12:22 AM
Here is my recipe:

1 Tbs. olive oil
3/4 C. finely chopped red onion
2 tsp. finely chopped garlic
1/4 tsp. crushed red pepper flakes
4 C. vegetable broth
16 oz can cannellini beans, drained
14.5 oz can diced tomatoes
2/3 C. uncooked ditalini pasta
1 C. diced zucchini
1 C. diced yellow squash
1/3 C. chopped parsley
1/2 tsp. salt.

- Heat oil on medium. Add onion, garlic and pepper flakes. Cook 3 minutes, stirring.
- Add broth, beans, and tomatoes. Bring to a boil, stirring a few times.
- Add pasta. Reduce heat to low. Cover and simmer 5 minutes. Remove lid.
- Add zucchini, squash, parsley and salt. Simmer 2 minutes.
- Remove from heat and cover. Let stand until pasta swells.

That looks very tasty-what sort of veggie broth do you use?

Also-the boy came over with Boston Market taters and he did my dishes and snuggled me while we watched Xena. *heart* Also, he quoted SW stuff to me-apparently he's on here a lot and makes fun of PL "does the stripper like me" guys on his RPG board now. :rotfl:

britt244
01-19-2008, 01:43 AM
omg i did so good tonight but i am so freaking sore. ow.

All Good Things
01-19-2008, 02:05 AM
Indeed...perhaps I should look in the magical land behind the dryer.

Sweetheart, honestly, let the dryer have your phone.

First, your dryer is very lonely and desperately needs the company. Second, your phone, God bless it, sounds like your dryer. They both make totally unintelligible noises when spoken through. I only recently realized that they may actually be speaking the same language and are talking to each other.

Your phone sounds like whalesong at about two nautical miles. That's what fooled me. It's really dryer-speak. The phonetics are pretty straightforward, but the syntax and semantics are a bitch.

BalletBaby
01-19-2008, 02:20 AM
omg i did so good tonight but i am so freaking sore. ow.

*massages britt*

sun child
01-19-2008, 02:29 AM
I listen to Jeff Buckley and cry. I wish life was a little easier.