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Callyish
01-25-2008, 01:57 AM
Dumb dancer bitches.

The club im at this week is attached to a nice hotel. The girls stay on the first floor at the end of the hall close to the club but there are still regular guests in the same hall as us.

Well dumb blond barbie gets drunk tonight and locks herself out of her room and starts screaming at the top of her lungs and wakes up everyone on the first floor ::)

TigersMilk
01-25-2008, 03:47 AM
Why am I so horny after working at the peep show? WTF all I've seen are stupid penises all night. You'd think I'd get tired of it? Or grossed out? I feel trollish saying all of this. :smirk:

Jeska
01-25-2008, 05:22 AM
finding a real job is hard!

Lady Jade
01-25-2008, 05:25 AM
I fell asleep on the couch just after 6 last night... and woke up just in time to get ready for work. I hate being sick. :(

Callyish
01-25-2008, 06:02 AM
Ugh how the hell can I be so tired and wanting to sleep all the time.... yet here it is 5am and im wide da fuck awake?

Whatever the hell it is thats possessing my body needs to go like right now *grumble*

BalletBaby
01-25-2008, 06:53 AM
I threw up last night. Twice.:( And I don't remember getting in bed.

Lysondra
01-25-2008, 07:01 AM
YUMMY! I just made the tastiest spanish style steak. Mmmmm. Good right after working all day. More work tomorrow. Sweet. I love work. <3

Mily
01-25-2008, 07:55 AM
I just woke up after only 4 hours of sleep and now I'm on SW. Damn morning doctor's appointments. I have to work tonight, dammit. >:(

Mily
01-25-2008, 08:01 AM
boys are stupid.

the end.


I agree! :P

SundayMorning
01-25-2008, 08:12 AM
Ahh life is grand, girls are soft, and eggs are yummy.

LuckyOne
01-25-2008, 08:14 AM
Lord I need my coffee this morning. That is all.

Lunarobverse
01-25-2008, 08:43 AM
Lord I need my coffee this morning. That is all.

I had coffee... and I still need more!

I slept from 6p to 6a this morning. Woke up to a phone full of texts from friends: "Where are you?" "Hope you're OK!" "Hello?"

It's nice to be missed... but damn, they never text that much when I'm awake. What a funny intersection of my sleepiness and my friends' loneliness!

blondi553
01-25-2008, 09:09 AM
i hate bills! yayyyy

RoseLeigh
01-25-2008, 09:35 AM
I am going to work tomorrow. No excuses. I will take meds to sleep tonight if I have to. Work. WORK!

Yekhefah
01-25-2008, 09:43 AM
My whole upper lip and both corners of my mouth are completely covered in baby cold sores. My mouth is all swollen and blotchy and it stings. When my whole mouth is blistered over, I'm going to look so sexy, oh yes I will.

Fuck running out of lysine and not buying more! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck it!

MrChristopher
01-25-2008, 10:42 AM
It's refreshing that whenever I forget how much I fucking hate people in general, someone always reminds me. Untrustworthy, shit talking, backstabbing, two-faced slimy grundlemunchers. I can't believe I am actually even a little bit surprised. Fuck.

Yekhefah
01-25-2008, 10:58 AM
I wish that job hadn't waited until I was in the throes of PMS to tell me I was rejected without even an interview. Now I'm all hormonal and sad and I have cold sores and I just want to lie around and sleep and weep because I'm never going to be anything. Why couldn't they tell me last week, or next week?

kaiarose
01-25-2008, 10:58 AM
I'm in a real baaaad mood today, man.
Last night I had to leave work early because my daughter went to the emergency room. Turns out she has pneumonia :( I can't wait to see that ER bill. The joys of not having health insurance.
Then I want to make an appt. online with h&r block but I can't figure out how. I have this phobia of talking on the phone with people I don't know. Ahhhh!

Chicagoeditor
01-25-2008, 11:01 AM
Turns out she has pneumonia :(

Oh my. Hope she's feeling better.

kaiarose
01-25-2008, 11:11 AM
Oh my. Hope she's feeling better.

Thanks :) She's just resting on the couch watching Doodlebops. It's the very early stage of pneumonia so she's not too bad.

cameron_keys
01-25-2008, 11:49 AM
I feel like CRAP. I'm beat to shit from busting my ass every night all week at work, plus my throat is sore as hell. And I'm having trouble breathing..I think the windy cold weather stirred up the coral dust in Key West because my lungs were burning with it after only a few days when it usually takes at least a week or two before I start feeling the effects of it.

And my pills are all screwed up..generic Ambien...anyone else ever have trouble with this? Seems this batch wasnt made quite right or something. They seem to make me more WIRED instead of helping me sleep(and they had the same effect on my husband when he tried to take it one night..and he doesnt have the tolerance or health issues I have) Then all of a sudden the other night I took it and I was KNOCKED OUT for like 15 hours. And I mean OUT. I only woke up because my birds were screaming their heads off for I dont even know how long. And I STILL feel drugged and out of it...WTF??

phillyvixen
01-25-2008, 01:21 PM
I'm in a real baaaad mood today, man.
Last night I had to leave work early because my daughter went to the emergency room. Turns out she has pneumonia :( I can't wait to see that ER bill. The joys of not having health insurance.
Then I want to make an appt. online with h&r block but I can't figure out how. I have this phobia of talking on the phone with people I don't know. Ahhhh!

i thought all kids were entitled to health care and usually mama's too. In my state it is called chip. Have you looked into something like that?
Also eheathinsurance.com has some REALLY inexpensive plans for emergency coverage.
I hope your baby feels better soon!

LuckyOne
01-25-2008, 01:30 PM
I'm in a real baaaad mood today, man.
Last night I had to leave work early because my daughter went to the emergency room. Turns out she has pneumonia :( I can't wait to see that ER bill. The joys of not having health insurance.
Then I want to make an appt. online with h&r block but I can't figure out how. I have this phobia of talking on the phone with people I don't know. Ahhhh!

This is why I am SO all about universal health care. Hope your little girl gets better soon.

phillyvixen
01-25-2008, 01:33 PM
I have to rant for a second

What the fuck are you supposed to do these last few weeks of pregnancy? I feel like such a whiny baby. Some women are still working at this stage of pregnancy and i can't even do simple tasks. There is so much pressure and pain in my banjigo i feel like i must be sitting on her head or something. She has totally taken my bladder hostage and it feels like she wrapped her little fist around it and is squeezing me constantly! I have this feeling like i'm going to go late, just because that is my luck. Everyday i wonder when she is coming but i don't feel particularly ready to go into labor. I'm terrified my husband is going to be a bad coach :-[ i know thats a horrible thing to say but he just makes me nuts in baby class!
I don't really feel like leaving the house ever, but i get so bored here by myself. I have all this personal guilt for not being productive and i feel like such a housewife failure. My husband says just lay around and relax but i don't think he realizes everything i actually do around here and what it would really look like if i did nothing.
I hired a maid service to come in next week and i feel extraordinarily guilty about it but i feel like my back is up against the wall. We both want a clean house and i'm physically incapable of doing it right now and its making me CRAZY!
Ouch Fuck all this pressure hurts, baby get off my bladder!!!

/end rant for now

Yekhefah
01-25-2008, 01:37 PM
If I were in your position, I'd be cross-stitching.

phillyvixen
01-25-2008, 02:05 PM
I don't even know how to cross stitch :-\
I might go play some wii, i never play while he is at work but i can rig it up so i can play from the couch.
Why do i feel such giult about being unproductive during the day.
Not working is still so weird for me, i feel like if he is busting his ass at work i should be doing the equivalent at home. But its just not in me:-\

britt244
01-25-2008, 02:12 PM
i need to sleep before work tonight but i also need to do more than work all day, come home, sleep, work all night, come home and sleep.

stellaforstars
01-25-2008, 02:25 PM
Almost time for fun photo shoot!

We're going to do generally intimate white sheets/rose petals...Milk bath for two...And a lovely rope bondage set where I am the mistress and Sunday is my biatch. Plus general figure study fun. I can't wait until we see the results!!!

Plus...we went to Lush this morning. Best day evvverrr!

BalletBaby
01-25-2008, 02:36 PM
I'm so depressed. Someone just put me out of my misery please.

hardkandee
01-25-2008, 02:38 PM
Ouch. Everything hurts so bad. I think I'm dying.

Gotta go back to sleep.

phillyvixen
01-25-2008, 02:58 PM
i think its time for pizza

Lunarobverse
01-25-2008, 03:19 PM
Everyone must submit to the pizza thread (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=107028)!

Callyish
01-25-2008, 03:20 PM
My boobs hurt so bad :( Bah I need to go to a doctor..

RoseLeigh
01-25-2008, 03:25 PM
I don't even know how to cross stitch :-\
I might go play some wii, i never play while he is at work but i can rig it up so i can play from the couch.
Why do i feel such giult about being unproductive during the day.
Not working is still so weird for me, i feel like if he is busting his ass at work i should be doing the equivalent at home. But its just not in me:-\

You need to take it easy if you feel that bad, hon. You ARE doing hard work, making the baby. You don't need to lie down all day, but go slow. One of my friends worked (at a bookstore) to the bitter end and she did all of her work from a chair or stool. Slowly. Sometimes are meant for lying down and taking it easy. Pregnancy, illness, etc.

Maybe do some preggers yoga or meditation or something (I am not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv)?

Yekhefah
01-25-2008, 03:29 PM
I don't even know how to cross stitch :-\
I might go play some wii, i never play while he is at work but i can rig it up so i can play from the couch.
Why do i feel such giult about being unproductive during the day.
Not working is still so weird for me, i feel like if he is busting his ass at work i should be doing the equivalent at home. But its just not in me:-\

Well, I don't know anything more productive than cooking a human being from scratch. You definitely need rest, and you shouldn't push yourself. Playing Wii is fine, the important thing is just to keep your mind occupied and your body healthy.

BTW, cross-stitching is really easy and relaxing. Get a counted cross-stitch set from the craft store; it'll have everything you need in it, plus instructions, and you could even make something pretty for the baby's room if you wanted!

jasmine
01-25-2008, 03:34 PM
^^ Exactly, you're growing a human. Your gonna be tired. It's hard work. Don't worry, you'll get the nesting instinct soon, then you'll be organizing closets and fluffing pillows at midnight totally exhausted. FUUUNNNNN! But you can't stop, it's a sickness!

TheTempest
01-25-2008, 03:35 PM
^^If you want something REALLY simply try stamped cross stitch. It's easier than counted. -giggles-

Lady Jade
01-25-2008, 03:47 PM
If I were in your position, I'd be cross-stitching.

Mmmm... cross-stitching....


^^If you want something REALLY simply try stamped cross stitch. It's easier than counted. -giggles-

Eww, I hate stamped! The pattern doesn't always line up to the grid, which gets my anal-retentive self all in a tizzy. I prefer my pretty giant counted cross-stitches on 18 or 22 count aida.

You should come over and be sick with me and boy tonight. We can play with my new Crayola papercutter and 240 crayons! I even bought a My Little Pony coloring book. :D

Yekhefah
01-25-2008, 03:48 PM
I don't like the stamped either. It never looks right and it's boring, your brain has nothing to do!

BalletBaby
01-25-2008, 03:52 PM
The person above me is drilling. Arg.

cameron_keys
01-25-2008, 03:53 PM
We can play with my new Crayola papercutter and 240 crayons! I even bought a My Little Pony coloring book. :D

I used to LOVE coloring!! It is so relaxing for some reason! Like for that little amount of time I have nothing in my life I have to be responsible for other then making sure I color inside the lines.

I havent found a real coloring book in years though. I look every now and then, but all I can find are "Activity" books that have like 5 out of 100 pages that are coloring pages..the rest are all connect the dots or something else. Boo.

jasmine
01-25-2008, 03:58 PM
I just ordered pizza. I was being so good, I did 30min on the stepper and haven't eaten anything bad all day. Damn you, pizza thread!!!!!!

Lady Jade
01-25-2008, 04:00 PM
I used to LOVE coloring!! It is so relaxing for some reason! Like for that little amount of time I have nothing in my life I have to be responsible for other then making sure I color inside the lines.

I havent found a real coloring book in years though. I look every now and then, but all I can find are "Activity" books that have like 5 out of 100 pages that are coloring pages..the rest are all connect the dots or something else. Boo.

I have an enormous collection of coloring books. I was always one of those weird kids who needed everything to be perfect, so I always made my parents buy me two of each coloring book - one to use, and one to have in case I messed up coloring in the first one (which I never did, of course, because I'm perfect!). I have the old Lisa Frank books, Precious Moments, Disney, Looney Tunes... tons!

We should make sure the next SWfest I attend has an artsy/craftsy night! :D

BalletBaby
01-25-2008, 04:02 PM
I even bought a My Little Pony coloring book. :D

My Little Pony is the shiznit.

DSUsb19
01-25-2008, 04:03 PM
I am absolutely 100% in love...with my new Mini Cooper S. She's so beautiful! Yes, it's a she. ;D

cameron_keys
01-25-2008, 04:52 PM
Well LJ..if you know of a place with good coloring books let me know.. I miss coloring and would totally order some!(I have a big box of crayons just waiting for them!)

And yeah..pizza thread made me order some tonight too. Extra sauce, peppers, onions, tomatoes, and spinach. YUMMMM!!! My husband and the chick on the phone think I'm nuts(she warned that the pizza would be "wet" with so many toppings..whatev. ..they never cook it long enough anyway...I want the crust crispy...so I'll pop it in the over for a few extra minutes when it gets here and it'll be perfect!).Hubby got his own pizza...he's not as enamored with veggies as I am!

The_Oceans
01-25-2008, 04:54 PM
A few observations as I catch up:

1) LuckyOne's new avatar is distracting. In the good way :)

2) Sunday & Stella - don't know why, but I would've pictured the rope-bondage scene in the opposite. The weekend is young though ;)

3) LadyJade, I feel ya on the sleeping at inopportune times. The last two nights I've gone to bed at 4am and 5am - when I should be getting up at 7am. And do I get up at 7am? Nope...the odd part is that I slept exactly four hours both times, waking up at the exact top of the hour.

4) Damn all you talking about pizza. I had fish & chips for dinner, but now I'm craving pizza. It's almost midnight, and it'd be close to 1am by the time it gets here.

5) Dsu: Welcome back! And congrats on your new Mini. If your Cooper S is a she, maybe you should name her "Winnie" (lol).

britt244
01-25-2008, 04:54 PM
i wish i could eat pizza. im doing pretty well eating moderately healthy these days. dinner is a slim fast(because theyre hunger control and they work and i have to go to work and dont wnat to eat there) and an english muffin with peanut butter.

DSUsb19
01-25-2008, 05:11 PM
5) Dsu: Welcome back! And congrats on your new Mini. If your Cooper S is a she, maybe you should name her "Winnie" (lol).


Her name is "Midge", short for "Midget" since it's such a small car. Here she is smiling, brand new, fresh off the lot.

$$$magnet
01-25-2008, 05:23 PM
PREEEACH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQsrp5Mk6oo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7eZOXmORA0