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hardkandee
01-25-2008, 05:30 PM
DSU: Love it! I really want one.
I think I have acute bronchitis. :ill:
Yekhefah
01-25-2008, 05:49 PM
My lips are swollen huge. I look like Julia Roberts.
Lady Jade
01-25-2008, 05:51 PM
Well LJ..if you know of a place with good coloring books let me know.. I miss coloring and would totally order some!(I have a big box of crayons just waiting for them!)
I've come across coloring books at Walmart and Target, but you have to weed through a lot of crappy ones. There are also some on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/102-6255212-3823336?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=coloring+book), but make sure to go through the reviews to see if they're overloaded with "activities". The majority of my coloring books have been ones that I've randomly collected over the years or found at dollar stores.
I have some incredible pictures I colored as a kid. I used to use crayons, colored pencils and markers together to make the pictures look as realistic as possible. Yep, even as a kid, I was a total weirdo! ;D
Yekhefah
01-25-2008, 05:55 PM
I got my dad the best Christmas present I've ever gotten him. He loved it. He had nothing for me, and made a big deal about letting him know my new address so he could send my present. We've been here three weeks and nothing from dad, nothing whatsoever. I'm sure the fact that he just got fleeced out of several thousand dollars by the drug addict he was dating has nothing at all to do with it.
Stupid crackhead got my Christmas present. *pout*
Lady Jade
01-25-2008, 05:57 PM
^^^ But the crackhead still loses because she didn't get any of my cookies for Christmas like you did!! ;D
Yekhefah
01-25-2008, 06:00 PM
She couldn't chew them anyway with her meth teeth!
Lady Jade
01-25-2008, 06:01 PM
^^^ Ewwwwwww... meth teeth...
*pukes*
Now come keep me company in chat or on AIM!
I'm feeling great today! Got plenty of sleep, I'm not sick right now (knocks on wood), I've lost a little bit of weight, and it's going to start getting warm again. My modeling portfolio should be done here soon, and me and my family are becoming close again. I also cannot, CANNOT wait to be a workaholic again! Will be starting at a new club here in a couple of weeks, too! Dear Lord, please let things continue to get better for me... you know I deserve it! :goodvibes :pray: :biggrin:
RoseWhite
01-25-2008, 07:02 PM
That is all so good to read, Mily. Right on!
phillyvixen
01-25-2008, 07:04 PM
i went to the farmers market to take hubbys truck to be repaired
He bought this crazy gas remote control truck last week and broke it in 4 hours lol
it averaged to about 150$ an hour to play with that last weekend:guilty: but it will fix and he really loved it and he let me sleep while he played with it lol until he finally couldn't take it anymore and made me come outside to watch him race it around the yard and drive way.
I swear he is a little boy trapt in a big mans body :lovestruc
SO my mom keeps bitching at me that i need to walk to get the baby out so i did the whole loop while i was there. I ended up buying chocolate and molds to make "its a girl" lollipops. A fresh pinapple cut and cored (pineapple is supposed to soften the cervix) and 2 gyros for when my husband gets home. We'll see if i can hold out on the gyro, they are yummy deliciousnesses.
I havent really wanted to eat in weeks and now i can't stop stuffing my face today.
AND i am super thirsty.
That is all so good to read, Mily. Right on!
Thank you, Rose! ;D
TheTempest
01-25-2008, 08:13 PM
Mmmm... cross-stitching....
Eww, I hate stamped! The pattern doesn't always line up to the grid, which gets my anal-retentive self all in a tizzy. I prefer my pretty giant counted cross-stitches on 18 or 22 count aida.
You should come over and be sick with me and boy tonight. We can play with my new Crayola papercutter and 240 crayons! I even bought a My Little Pony coloring book. :D
I like Stamped. Mine always come out pretty. :-P
I think I'm too stupid for counted.
I'm kitty sitting! I wish I had read this earlier, I was in my area before. Now I"m 45 minutes awaaaay and sickly with the kittehs!
anomar
01-25-2008, 08:29 PM
Man I'm awfully high for 7 pm on Friday. I wonder what I'm going to do today? Hmmm
Callyish
01-25-2008, 08:33 PM
Im so damn horny :(
I don't know if im craving cock or pussy or both at the same time... god I need to get fucked *sigh*
BalletBaby
01-25-2008, 08:39 PM
I hate my boyfriend.
TheSexKitten
01-25-2008, 08:43 PM
I'm going to work soon and I am a FOX and I will BANK! And if I don't, I'll have fun flirting and teasing and joking and dancing.
I'll have so much fun tonight at work I'll be back Saturday and Sunday, too. ;D
Lady Jade
01-25-2008, 09:02 PM
I like Stamped. Mine always come out pretty. :-P
I think I'm too stupid for counted.
I'm kitty sitting! I wish I had read this earlier, I was in my area before. Now I"m 45 minutes awaaaay and sickly with the kittehs!
To each their own, I guess!
And it's probably good boy and I stayed in tonight. My head is effin killing me!
cameron_keys
01-25-2008, 09:28 PM
I swear ....the powers that be freakin' hate me. I was standing in the living room and saw something on tv that I was pointing out to my husband. I pointed...POINTED at the tv and dislocated my shoulder. WTF???? Who the HELL dislocates their shoulder by fucking POINTING????
I mananged to get my shoulder back in place(not the first time I've thrown it out...I'm double jointed and my joints are a bit...tired..after years of showing that off). But now my shoulder is so sore I can barely lift my hand up and I'm afraid I'll twist it while sleeping and make it worse.
Ugh.
SO not fair.
stellaforstars
01-25-2008, 09:32 PM
A few observations as I catch up:
2) Sunday & Stella - don't know why, but I would've pictured the rope-bondage scene in the opposite. The weekend is young though ;)
In real life, we rotate responsibility. ;)
Lady Jade
01-25-2008, 09:47 PM
The ridiculous, random wave of nausea only confirms that this headache is indeed a migrain.
:banghead:
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:09 PM
Im so damn horny :(
I don't know if im craving cock or pussy or both at the same time... god I need to get fucked *sigh*
*taps his chin, letting the ideas brew in his head*
twisterinAZ
01-25-2008, 10:13 PM
I worked all day. Why does our owner keep the bar at 78 degrees ? I had a guy today ask me to stop dancing for him because he was too hot. He assured me it was nothing personal and paid me anyway.Then he went outside for air. I was dripping sweat after 3 stages.
Fucking lame. By the time I cool off after a round of stages, it's time to get onstage again. I'd make more money if they would aircondition the bar.
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:15 PM
*taps his chin, letting the ideas brew in his head*
Thats right Mister.. you just keep letting those ideas brew in your head then scream my name later when your touching yourself to those ideas.
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:17 PM
Thats right Mister.. you just keep letting those ideas brew in your head then scream my name later when your touching yourself to those ideas.
Done and done. Though, at this point I'm willing to swear fealty to Canada if I can have my Cally back.
lestat1
01-25-2008, 10:22 PM
Nevermind; sometimes it helps simply to post it.
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:23 PM
Done and done. Though, at this point I'm willing to swear fealty to Canada if I can have my Cally back.
*blinks* I umm... don't know... what to say.. :-[
TigersMilk
01-25-2008, 10:25 PM
*Grabs popcorn* This is good stuff here.
Like stripper heels on the stage ...these are the days of our lives.
Don't make me wait till next week to find out.
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:27 PM
Psst Scotty... this is when I tell you I am actually preggo and the child is in fact yours?
AlexxaHex
01-25-2008, 10:29 PM
^^ Exactly, you're growing a human. Your gonna be tired. It's hard work. Don't worry, you'll get the nesting instinct soon, then you'll be organizing closets and fluffing pillows at midnight totally exhausted. FUUUNNNNN! But you can't stop, it's a sickness!
Holy shit! I remember being absolutely NEUROTIC about cleaning every fucking thing in the house for weeks. My cravings for cleanliness became so intense I actually took the individual keys off my keyboard (after making a chart of where each key is supposed to go, of course), soaked the keys in hot soapy water and then scrubbed them with an old toothbrush. I detailed the remotes with toothpicks and q-tips and I even sterilized the light switch plates.
I called a friend of mine (who is a mom twice over) to laugh about it and she said, "Don't forget to dust your plants!". :D
It really does get nuts.
Phillyvixen, TRUST ME when I say you should get all the sleep you can now. Don't feel bad for one second about not cleaning the house. You are doing something really amazing and important and difficult. You will thank yourself once the baby arrives for pampering yourself now.
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:29 PM
That's dirty
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:30 PM
Psst Scotty... this is when I tell you I am actually preggo and the child is in fact yours?
I'd be a proud father.
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:31 PM
That's dirty
Aww baby.. I thought this would be the best way to tell you.
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:34 PM
Can we name it Stu? Even if it's a girl?
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:35 PM
I was thinking Frank or Moses...
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:36 PM
Moses. I like Moses. When I get angry, I could shout "Jesus Christ, Moses!"
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:38 PM
:rotfl: I cant stop laughing!! My sides hurt! Tears running down my face :rotfl:
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:40 PM
If I can't amuse somebody, I am nobody.
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:42 PM
So when we getting married anyway Scotty? I have to have the wedding before I start to show... I can't let people know I had sex before I was married.
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:42 PM
Vegas anyone?
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:44 PM
Nah its gotta be in Canada. We can do it in Niagara Falls. I can't cross the boarder lol
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:45 PM
You're planning to push me off, aren't you...
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:46 PM
You can move to Canada!! Free health care :D
TheTempest
01-25-2008, 10:47 PM
That's the second person you've convinced to marry you tonight Cally!
And you said the baby was mine!!!
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:48 PM
Do I get a Hummer?
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:48 PM
You can have all the hummers you want baby ;)
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:49 PM
That's the second person you've convinced to marry you tonight Cally!
And you said the baby was mine!!!
Im a slut what can I say? LoL
*whores herself around SW*
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:50 PM
In that case, I'm in. Where do I sign?
TheTempest
01-25-2008, 10:51 PM
-pimps Cally out... takes 10% of her earnings-
Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:51 PM
In that case, I'm in. Where do I sign?
Get your ass to Canada now.
I'll send out the wedding invites in the morning :P
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:53 PM
Just started walking.