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Callyish
01-25-2008, 10:55 PM
LoL awesome!!!
firekitten19
01-25-2008, 10:55 PM
^^DAMN IT!!! I wanted to be #18000
Scotty Pogo
01-25-2008, 10:58 PM
I won the best prize ever for that :)
MsQwerty
01-26-2008, 12:11 AM
Well LJ..if you know of a place with good coloring books let me know.. I miss coloring and would totally order some!(I have a big box of crayons just waiting for them!)
Have you seen these? ;D
Cunt colouring book
Gangster Rap Colouring book
Pagan / godess
Art Masterpieces
Educational and fun, lol - human anatomy
Some nice ones here too (-:
GoldCoastGirl
01-26-2008, 01:23 AM
I'm enjoying having the place to myself.. sitting at the computer naked... and then...
I look down...
and I really really detest being female right now.
I stained the damn chair due to it too! ARGH!!!!!
I was about to enjoy myself ( ;) ) some more today except now I can't..
I want to masturbate :'( now I cannot... boo!!!!!!!!
I don't bloody care this is TMI... I wanted to rant about it damnit! :(
The silver lining is that this happening assures me that I am not pregnant (not that I've put myself in that position yet I'm just saying) as well as the fact that I did read my body right... I knew it was coming... just didn't know when.. I thought it might happen next week since I did only just get it last time on 1st Jan..
MrChristopher
01-26-2008, 02:11 AM
-My friend Jim, who I have known since '94, hung himself last night. We hung out last Sunday. Apparently it happened around 7-8pm, and none of our mutual friends wanted to call me since they knew I work til 2 and it would fuck up my night. So, after work tonight my phone went crazy. At first, I thought my friend was kidding. I'm numb right now. I honestly haven't cried this hard in years. I'm really trying not to play the game of why didn't he fucking call me etc. My son hung out with us last week. He asked me today if he could hang out with my friend Jim again on Sunday. How the fuck do I explain that. Fuck. I'm sobbing right now. I'm approaching the angry stage. Fuck you jim, you knew Dan your roomie would find you. Fuck You Jim. Fuck you Jim.fuckyoujim,
Callyish
01-26-2008, 02:19 AM
Oh MrC *hugs* my sympathies *hugs*
sun child
01-26-2008, 02:22 AM
I won $20 playing chess last night. I felt like a badass.
Yekhefah
01-26-2008, 02:28 AM
I want to set all the smokers on fire. Seriously. If you like smoke so damn much, burn to death.
I feel like hell, because I feel like I just smoked a carton of cigarettes, and I had to leave work early because I feel like absolute shit. I wanted to grab the candles off the tables and set all the smokers' hair on fire. I wish Oregon's smoking ban was in place already!!
sun child
01-26-2008, 02:36 AM
^ I know, I wish they banned them in 2008. I have nothing against smokers per se, but I much prefer a smoke free environment after quitting.
Callyish
01-26-2008, 02:37 AM
I want to set all the smokers on fire. Seriously. If you like smoke so damn much, burn to death.
Gee thanks :'(
Callyish
01-26-2008, 04:24 AM
How sad is it when you fly with one airline so much that when you call to make bookings and changes to your itinerary the service rep starts to laugh at you because you've had about 10 flights on the same conformation number and a zillion changes done to your itinerary lol. I've had the same girl for three of these changes now hehe....
Just random things you find amusing at 330am ::)
GoldCoastGirl
01-26-2008, 05:46 AM
I'm moving the Policeman from being my primary playmate... I'm going to keep him around as he does fulfill certain of my needs however I'm done with making him my primary. I'm going to go "cash in my insurance check" (a reference only I will get by the way).
I'm done with the 'teasing' as such. I've slept with the Fireman more times in the same period I knew the Fireman than I have with the Policeman. I have only slept with him once since November last year. Played around with him a couple of times. That's it.
As I said, I will keep him around as he does fulfill certain things for me for now (esp. considering he is helping me sell my moped by placing flyers on the noticeboard at the police stations)..................... until I find someone better.
I'm on the hunt.
Callyish
01-26-2008, 06:11 AM
Why am I still awake at 5am? :(
Lysondra
01-26-2008, 06:53 AM
Yay! I lovelovelove when I get tipped after shows. It means I did real well. Tipping isn't commong here!
GoldCoastGirl
01-26-2008, 08:21 AM
Stupid ! Stupid ! Stupid ! Stupid !
I could've had a replacement Policeman!!!!!! ARGH!
http://www.adultmatchmaker.com.au/GOODXXX
He gave me access to his photos.. and damn! :hot:
I would've been willing to work around and over look the fact that he is in Brisbane ( and I am hunting for someone who is local or at least visits the Gold Coast often enough to be worthwhile ) .......... or maybe not.
Okay. I think I'm letting my lust for "the force" get ahead of me. Oops!
After getting a taste of two people now who work in "the force" (police)... I want more... is it wrong of me to want to try more of "the men (or women!) in blue"? hahaha!!!
:devil:
I'm hopeless.
Still hunting.
Got a 23 year old from Beaudesert chatting me up tho' ... except he is out of my age range and not Gold Coast. The whole POINT of using the internet seeking a "booty call" is that I can be picky....................... right?
ETA: YAY!!! The other policeman messaged back... I couldn't help myself... after saying that it might not work due to his location... I'm saying maybe now.. hahaha!
Lady Jade
01-26-2008, 09:38 AM
Ugh, I hate having migrains! Last night was awful. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Seriously. I don't even know how I managed to fall asleep.
britt244
01-26-2008, 09:39 AM
i always get very nervous before making big purchases. even though my bills for the month are paid and i had a good night last night that will pay for almost all of it, and i WANT a new tv. i always feel guilty about spending that much money...
MrChristopher
01-26-2008, 09:41 AM
I'm a fucking wreck.
phillyvixen
01-26-2008, 09:49 AM
Mr. Chris i'm so sorry to hear about your tragedy.
Such a shame
PrettyCurlieQ
01-26-2008, 11:00 AM
I forgot how much I love Alanis Morissette.
kaiarose
01-26-2008, 11:03 AM
i always get very nervous before making big purchases. even though my bills for the month are paid and i had a good night last night that will pay for almost all of it, and i WANT a new tv. i always feel guilty about spending that much money...
Me too! Me too. I get buyer's remorse really bad. When I buy something big that I need (or deserve!) I walk out of the store feeling like I could've used that money towards something else. Like more bills or saving it.
RoseWhite
01-26-2008, 11:07 AM
Incoming, Mr. C. Such an unnecessary tragedy. My deepest sympathies.
PrettyCurlieQ
01-26-2008, 11:14 AM
i always get very nervous before making big purchases. even though my bills for the month are paid and i had a good night last night that will pay for almost all of it, and i WANT a new tv. i always feel guilty about spending that much money...
But what would be the fun in being a stripper if you can't splurge sometimes? You worked hard and deserve it, so don't feel bad about it.
Blade
01-26-2008, 11:16 AM
I fucking hate death, the pain it leaves the living sucks dick
sxybrat07
01-26-2008, 11:18 AM
:hug: MrC, I'm so sorry. I've been there, it's horrible. You're in my thoughts. :hug:
TheTempest
01-26-2008, 11:32 AM
I'm so sorry MrC.
kaiarose
01-26-2008, 11:32 AM
Mr.C, I too am sorry. I thank goodness that I haven't had to deal with the loss of someone very close to me. It scares the hell outta me to even think about it. I wish I had something enlightening to say. But alas, I do not. I will send positive vibes your way though.
TigersMilk
01-26-2008, 11:39 AM
Aww Mr.C I'm sending a big hug your way. I'm so sorry for this tragedy thats so close to home. It was terrible to find him that way. His and your families are in my thoughts.
Lola Rose
01-26-2008, 11:49 AM
:hug: to mr. C I'm so sorry. :'(
I am looking forward to tomorrow. I hope something great happens. I love sundays.
MrChristopher
01-26-2008, 11:49 AM
Thank you to everyone, it is appreciated. I'm so drained and we haven't even found out about funeral arrangements yet. It's going to be like the goth-industrial version of The Big Chill or something. Explaining it to my son this morning really, really sucked. So. Yeah, now I get to go to work and play shitty music and pretend to be excited about it. I sense much vodka in my future.
britt244
01-26-2008, 12:17 PM
But what would be the fun in being a stripper if you can't splurge sometimes? You worked hard and deserve it, so don't feel bad about it.
true, but i told my friend and her boyfriend (my manager) i'd buy their few month old tv bc theyre getting a really good deal on a bigger one. except then today they went on sale at best buy so i could be getting a new one(same size, brand, everything) instead for around the same price. i tried to call my friend and she didnt answer.. i texted her that im not paying the same for a used one that i could get a new one for. so maybe they'll let me buy it for less or something. i cant say i wont buy it at all once they get the new one, i wouldnt do that, it would be really fucked up, you know?
the perk to buying theirs is that he'll set it up for me, but how hard can that be, right?
cameron_keys
01-26-2008, 12:25 PM
Why do i feel such giult about being unproductive during the day.
Not working is still so weird for me, i feel like if he is busting his ass at work i should be doing the equivalent at home. But its just not in me:-\
Ok...think about THIS: what IF you spent all day every day cleaning and scrubbing and when Layla is born she has asthma or something and you find out that the cleaning products fumes or exertion from scrubbing caused it?? (NOT trying to scare anyone..it probably isnt even possible for that to happen..I'm just putting things in perspective). How important would it be to have a clean house THEN? Wouldnt you look back and WISH like crazy you had let the house go and just rested?
Theres nothing you can possibly clean or do thats more important then cooking that baby and resting to make sure both you and her are as healthy as possible right now.
So dont feel even the least bit guilty. Thats the damn fun of pregnancy!! You put up with the morning sickness, stretch marks, whatever...to be lazy and eat yummy food and have Daddy cater to you so you can have a beautiful little one join your family in the end! Enjoy it while you can!
I worked all day. Why does our owner keep the bar at 78 degrees ? I had a guy today ask me to stop dancing for him because he was too hot. He assured me it was nothing personal and paid me anyway.Then he went outside for air. I was dripping sweat after 3 stages.
Fucking lame. By the time I cool off after a round of stages, it's time to get onstage again. I'd make more money if they would aircondition the bar.
Shenanigans on THAT!! I force them to crank the AC when it's hot like that for EXACTLY that reason...I dont want to give dances and guys dont want as many when we are both sweating to death!
Have you seen these? ;D
Cunt colouring book
Gangster Rap Colouring book
Pagan / godess
Art Masterpieces
Educational and fun, lol - human anatomy
Some nice ones here too (-:
Those are AWESOME!! Thanks!!!
RoseLeigh
01-26-2008, 12:27 PM
I'm so sorry, Mr. C. *hug*
cameron_keys
01-26-2008, 12:51 PM
I"m So sorry Mr. C ....I know theres not really anything I can say that will make it better but if you need anything you know we are all here for you.
I want to set all the smokers on fire. Seriously. If you like smoke so damn much, burn to death.
Wah! Ok...I agree AND disagree. I agree because I hate coming home reeking of cigarette(and even worse, fragrent cigs like cloves or cigars...blech). Plus I wouldnt smoke if nobody else was...I only want it when I'm drinking or stressed out and if I cant do it then, I'd probably end up quitting alltogether, which would be a good thing.
I disagree because drinking and smoking go hand in hand and I fear it may drive some custies away. Plus whenever its slow I sit to the side and light a cig...It's better then going to veg in the dressing room because I'm still visible to customers, and it's better then sitting with someone else(so a custie might be intimidated and not come ask for a dance) or sitting by myself looking bored. This way...I'm not bored, I just wanted a cig break. I cant count the number of guys I've gotten dances from because they broke the ice by asking for a light or to bum a cig...or I broke the ice by doing that. Its why I started smoking at work to begin with after not doing it since high school. It also adds to the badass bitch persona I project at work....
So...if it happens I'll deal .but I'm not rooting for or against it.
britt244
01-26-2008, 12:59 PM
my club is non smoking and i loooooove it.
PrettyCurlieQ
01-26-2008, 01:00 PM
It would be nice to come home not reeking of cigarettes. I'm happy to say I don't smoke anymore, unless I've gotten wasted or to calm my shakes if I fell off the wagon. But I hate smelling like I do smoke! Boo!
Lola Rose
01-26-2008, 01:09 PM
pcq- you new avatar rocks!!!!
PrettyCurlieQ
01-26-2008, 01:12 PM
Thanks! :blush:
TheTempest
01-26-2008, 01:26 PM
I"m So sorry Mr. C ....I know theres not really anything I can say that will make it better but if you need anything you know we are all here for you.
I disagree because drinking and smoking go hand in hand and I fear it may drive some custies away.
1. I feel like I might get yelled at for this opinion, but I just feel that suicide is a terribly selfish act. The pain and destruction it leaves behind is solely felt by those that were closest to the deceased. I'll admit I've thought about it a few times (I have pretty severe depression and PTSD) but what always stopped me was the thought of what it would do to those I left behind.
Feel free to disagree, it's only an opinion.
2. Cameron - NJ became smoke free a while back and it DID negatively effect business. Customers can go outside and smoke but they sure as heck don't like it. Also for a while they weren't letting dancers smoke at all and they ended up sneaking cigarettes in the bathroom until someone complained to the city.
Minette
01-26-2008, 02:09 PM
Hey folks - how's it rollin'? It's so lovely to see the pink of SW on my screen again. (At the library nonetheless. }:D )
In the past three months, I've taken the Psychology GRE (700), the regular GRE (780 Verbal, 610 Quantitative :mad:, and 5.0 Analytical Writing); finished my 13 applications to Clinical Psychology Programs; and thus written 13+ personal essays as well as filled out the endless damn forms; held down my day job, and still occasionally stripped. I don't know if I'm going to get in anywhere this round of applications, but I worked really bloody hard and fell off the face of the earth, and I'm proud of myself. Obviously, since I feel the need to boast about it with no appearance of humility. ::) Now I can start to have a life again and flit about SW. I missed it muchly. Three cheers for cool strippers and those that love 'em!
cameron_keys
01-26-2008, 02:13 PM
^^ Welcome back!! I wordered where you had disappeared to! Oh the drama you've missed!!
britt244
01-26-2008, 02:15 PM
im getting annoyed that my friend didnt answer my texts or call me back. i'll see her at work tonight, but i am NOT paying them $1400 for a tv when i could get it new for the same price. sorry. and i told her that in my text so if they buy the new tv anyway thats their fault.
TigersMilk
01-26-2008, 02:17 PM
Wow Minette you were busy! Congratulations on finishing those classes and the applications alone. That is some work.
stellaforstars
01-26-2008, 02:31 PM
Mr. C, that is such a tragedy. And there is nothing quite as hard to get over as the suicide of a loved one. My uncle, whom I was terribly close to, shot himself in mid October--of course, seeing his body didn't help my own personal trauma in the whole experience.
I'm telling you this because I know how much it hurts. If you'll just hang on, it WILL start to get easier. It's going to hurt for a while but every day gets just a little easier. I'm still suffering because I miss John so very much, but I've made it. I know you will too.
I am so very sorry for your loss, hon. My thoughts are with you.
BalletBaby
01-26-2008, 03:10 PM
*hugz* to MrC
cherryripeboy
01-26-2008, 03:21 PM
I just unclogged the toilet.... (dam thick TP) and then dug up kimche... fun!
I'm so sick of toilet clogs...
Best thing all week, a user complained her comptuer was whining. I had to put the phone on hold and tell my work mates it was a match made in heaven...
oh and said user fux0red her computer the next day.... 2nd time in 2 weeks....
BalletBaby
01-26-2008, 03:25 PM
Amy Winehouse is finally going to rehab.
stellaforstars
01-26-2008, 03:27 PM
Gah. If SW makes you so upset that you feel the need to throw a fit in numerous threads, I'd say it's time to take a break.
britt244
01-26-2008, 03:30 PM
ok, i feel better about my tv. i didnt know exactly what kind of tv it was, just that it was a sony bravia. but the exact tv she has goes for almost $3000 so theyre giving me a really good deal. and theyre buying the same tv to replace it, just bigger. i get so nervous when i spend a lot of money! haha even when my parents bought my new bed i felt weird and that isnt my money!