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Callyish
01-27-2008, 07:39 PM
Im having waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much fun playing this game lol
veronicavale
01-27-2008, 07:42 PM
I want macaroni and cheese with hot sauce...but I don't want to eat carbs late at night. F*CK it, I'm making it.
RoseWhite
01-27-2008, 07:42 PM
Congrats on the bleeding, Cally!
Lysondra
01-27-2008, 07:59 PM
Today's the day I bring my bird to her new home. <3
PuertoRicanPinup
01-27-2008, 08:10 PM
I went to a hookah bar with The Sex Kitten after work last night.. She's too freakin sexy!
TigersMilk
01-27-2008, 08:28 PM
My cat pissed on my mini disk player (Yea I'm old skool like that) so now I have to buy a new MP3 player if I ever want to workout again.
cherryripeboy
01-27-2008, 08:35 PM
It's on my phone. No idea how I transfer that to my computer!
Text it... rather than typing in an number change to alpaha typing in the sending field and type in an email address.
Yes I've done it... taking pics of messed up computers at work. Like on fire and shit. Well no flames but you can tell the chip actually caught fire...
cherryripeboy
01-27-2008, 08:37 PM
OMG. So my old cell phone number used to belong to a hooker named Sunshine, and I got a zillion phone calls all night long from mumbling men asking for her. It took a year to stop getting those calls. Recently I changed my number to a local one, and now I'm getting text messages like "I miss you baby" that are actually meant to go to someone named Lexi. I'm assuming Lexi is a stripper or a hooker and here we have yet another Sunshine situation. WTF?? Why do I keep getting cell phone numbers that sex workers have put out all over town? Is this a sign?
Why are numbers recycled so frequently here? Guess they just don't have enough.
Been a while since I had a sexy where you at one though...
I have been known to answer in weird accents...
OdysseusNJ
01-27-2008, 08:46 PM
My cat pissed on my mini disk player (Yea I'm old skool like that) so now I have to buy a new MP3 player if I ever want to workout again.
I catsat one summer and one of the cats pissed all over the bed. That was so annoying. WTF was I supposed to do? Not going to buy them a new bed. Needed to sleep. Ugh. They were so F'ed up, they had two cats and let one of them abuse the hell out of the other until it ran away or something. That was why the cat pissed on the bed I think, she was tired of being abused by the other cat and missed her owners.
I can't sleep. I hate this. I have to be awake in 4 1/2 hours to see a client. They probably paid $50k or more so I could fly out here and do this work and I'm going to be fucking exhausted when I make the first impression. Ugh ugh ugh. Someone come hit me with a mallet or something.
TheTempest
01-27-2008, 08:47 PM
Cally - I think I added you to Facebook... or I might have randomly friend requested some stranger. LOL
Yekhefah
01-27-2008, 08:49 PM
One of the last calls I got for Sunshine came at about two in the morning and it was some dude mumbling, "Hey Sunshine, I got some money, you wanna come over." I put on my most professional voice and said, "I'm sorry but Sunshine is in custody. This is Officer Simpson, with whom am I speaking?"
He hung up and I guess the word got around because hardly anyone else called after that!
cherryripeboy
01-27-2008, 08:51 PM
My cat pissed on my mini disk player (Yea I'm old skool like that) so now I have to buy a new MP3 player if I ever want to workout again.
You know some times I want to get a new cat and every now and again someone reminds me why I don't.
Why did I almost type kat...
Well time for bed. I wonder if The Economist Audio edition will put me to sleep... the guy that does the talking sounds just like the guy that played the host in Voyage of the Dammed (Doctor Who 2007 Christmas special). I keep expecting him to say "Information" matter of factly, "Your all going to die"... you have to watch the episode.
cherryripeboy
01-27-2008, 08:52 PM
One of the last calls I got for Sunshine came at about two in the morning and it was some dude mumbling, "Hey Sunshine, I got some money, you wanna come over." I put on my most professional voice and said, "I'm sorry but Sunshine is in custody. This is Officer Simpson, with whom am I speaking?"
He hung up and I guess the word got around because hardly anyone else called after that!
LOL!!
I love it!
BalletBaby
01-27-2008, 08:54 PM
Text it... rather than typing in an number change to alpaha typing in the sending field and type in an email address.
Okay, I tried it and I'll check my email in a little.
Thanks for the help cherryripeboy!:)
cameron_keys
01-27-2008, 08:56 PM
One of the last calls I got for Sunshine came at about two in the morning and it was some dude mumbling, "Hey Sunshine, I got some money, you wanna come over." I put on my most professional voice and said, "I'm sorry but Sunshine is in custody. This is Officer Simpson, with whom am I speaking?"
He hung up and I guess the word got around because hardly anyone else called after that!
That ROCKS!
My friend had one chick who kept calling her phone and leaving LOOOONG messages for some ghetto girl. They were always of the "Hey Anita...where you at gurl" variety.(and that became a running joke for awhile!) We got drunk one night in Key West and she called. We kept her calling back ALL NIGHT with calls like(in our best ghetto accent) "yo Guuurl..I'm at the club..yeah THAT one..." "what do you mean you cant get in? Tommy at the door girl...just tell him you wit me" " He said he aint Tommy? HA...oh..that SO Tommy..he fuckin wit you girl..just tell him to fuckin' stop fuckin wit choo and git yo ass up here..."
She prob ended up in jail from slugging some club bouncer somewhere while calling him Tommy and screaming for Anita...no idea. She never called again though. LOL!
Darcy Foxx
01-27-2008, 08:56 PM
i need some pizza to cure my hangover!
sxybrat07
01-27-2008, 08:56 PM
Gah, I need to finish my online homework, and the website is down. Dammit.
cherryripeboy
01-27-2008, 09:40 PM
The Economist audio edition before bed... not a good idea.
I'm love it and do not feel sleepy at all...
cameron_keys
01-27-2008, 09:41 PM
International foods Dark Mayan Chocolate coffee is the BOMB!! I am not usually a huge fan of flavored coffee and I really dislike instant coffee....but this stuff is seriously dark chocolate HEAVEN!YUM!
BalletBaby
01-27-2008, 10:14 PM
I just realized I turn 21 in less than a month. Where oh where has the time gone?
And I totally had a brain fart when trying to spell 'where'.
aussiebelle
01-27-2008, 10:22 PM
I went to a hookah bar with The Sex Kitten after work last night.. She's too freakin sexy!
I love hookah! And I'm sure The Sex Kitten was lovely too.
cameron_keys
01-27-2008, 10:29 PM
I just realized I turn 21 in less than a month. Where oh where has the time gone?
I feel old now....<<goes to grab her walker and Geritol...>>>
BalletBaby
01-27-2008, 10:32 PM
^^^pffffft! You ain't old. For some reason, I've always felt old. Like, when I turned 18, I felt old. How weird is that?/:O
Now put that walker down missy!
PuertoRicanPinup
01-27-2008, 10:37 PM
I love hookah! And I'm sure The Sex Kitten was lovely too.
Mmmm mint hookah was yummy.
Scarlett.Oz
01-27-2008, 10:41 PM
Ooh, I haven't had good shisha for ages.
Cally, you should've asked me for a period, I've had mine for 10 days and i'm ready for it to move on now......
Blah, fuckit, no housework today. Grr
XS
cameron_keys
01-27-2008, 10:46 PM
Now put that walker down missy!
Cant. My hands are stuck to it with Ben Gay......
aussiebelle
01-27-2008, 10:47 PM
^^^pffffft! You ain't old. For some reason, I've always felt old. Like, when I turned 18, I felt old. How weird is that?/:O
Now put that walker down missy!
I feel old too and I'm 19. Blah. I hate it. I keep thinking that I am not doing enough with my life.
Mmmm mint shisha
Scarlett.Oz
01-27-2008, 10:48 PM
My nickname when I was 7 was Grandma.
Yekhefah
01-27-2008, 10:52 PM
I started a blog. I'm fairly pleased with it so far.
BalletBaby
01-27-2008, 10:52 PM
Cant. My hands are stuck to it with Ben Gay......
*prys walker from cameron's hands*
firekitten19
01-27-2008, 10:55 PM
I don't wanna go to school tomorrow-_-
BalletBaby
01-27-2008, 10:55 PM
I feel old too and I'm 19. Blah. I hate it. I keep thinking that I am not doing enough with my life.
Yes exactly! I'm in college and it's like what else can I do? I hate seeing models and movie stars younger than me with so much success. I feel so unsuccessachievable.
Callyish
01-27-2008, 10:57 PM
Fuck you girls 'oh im 19' or 'oh im 21 i feel old'
Pfft im pushing 24 your makin me feel old now ::) and im NOT old(though my body is that of a 60 year olds lol)
BalletBaby
01-27-2008, 10:59 PM
^^^I'm still 20:P
firekitten19
01-27-2008, 11:00 PM
Fuck you girls 'oh im 19' or 'oh im 21 i feel old'
Pfft im pushing 24 your makin me feel old now and im NOT old(though my body is that of a 60 year olds lol)
ha ha. I am 25 almost 26 and a freshman...I feel ancient compared to you guys.
cameron_keys
01-27-2008, 11:00 PM
Fuck you girls 'oh im 19' or 'oh im 21 i feel old'
Pfft im pushing 24 your makin me feel old now ::) and im NOT old(though my body is that of a 60 year olds lol)
Pffffttt...pushing 24? I'm pushing 35...pushing right over a fucking cliff and staring at 28. That is the age I feel is perfect and best suits me so thats the age I choose. SO there...pbbbbllffft.
BrunetteGoddess
01-27-2008, 11:01 PM
I'm pushing 23 in about...2 hours :D
Callyish
01-27-2008, 11:01 PM
LoL Cameron I didn't say I was old though! I said im NOT old :P
Just these girls crying about 19 and 21 is making me feel old :eek:
Minette
01-27-2008, 11:03 PM
(though my body is that of a 60 year olds lol)
Ooooo - you hot granny you.
BrunetteGoddess
01-27-2008, 11:06 PM
I started a blog. I'm fairly pleased with it so far.
I like it so far8)
BalletBaby
01-27-2008, 11:09 PM
I'm pushing 23 in about...2 hours :D
Happy Birthday!!!!
Just these girls crying about 19 and 21 is making me feel old :eek:
*cracks her back*
kaiarose
01-27-2008, 11:09 PM
I love Balletbaby's new avatar! Or is it old?? Shit, I don't know!
BalletBaby
01-27-2008, 11:12 PM
I love Balletbaby's new avatar! Or is it old?? Shit, I don't know!
The pothead? I just recently found out we had animated avatars. Who knew? (not me obviously)
Yekhefah
01-27-2008, 11:13 PM
Thanks, BG!
And yeah, all you youngens need to hush. I'm 28 and staring 30 in the face, and I do love my age except when you little kids make me feel old!
cameron_keys
01-27-2008, 11:20 PM
Thanks, BG!
And yeah, all you youngens need to hush. I'm 28 and staring 30 in the face, and I do love my age except when you little kids make me feel old!
Hey...when you meet 30, tell her that our affair was lovely, though brief and terrifying and I'd like a re-do
Yekhefah
01-27-2008, 11:27 PM
Totally, LOL!
I have "Secret Asian Man" stuck in my head. Yes, I know it's agent and not Asian, but K was singing it the other way earlier today and now I can't get it out of my head. Dammit, that really is what it sounds like too. It makes me think of comical ninjas.
BalletBaby
01-27-2008, 11:27 PM
Awww, my siggys too big. Which quote should I get rid of???
aussiebelle
01-27-2008, 11:42 PM
Yes exactly! I'm in college and it's like what else can I do? I hate seeing models and movie stars younger than me with so much success. I feel so unsuccessachievable.
That is EXACTLY how I feel. I know I am not old but blah I don't know /:O
sunnie
01-27-2008, 11:46 PM
I wish I had a spicy tuna roll or a cheeseburger.
Callyish
01-28-2008, 12:24 AM
Okay I hate the fact that I feel like I can't post anything on here about my sex life anymore since Scotty is subscribed to the random thread and he reads everything I write..
*waves at Scotty*