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Yekhefah
01-28-2008, 03:29 PM
Tofu tamale pie makes me smile, especially when it's followed by a whole banana AND a whole kiwi sliced into a bowl together for dessert. I'm feeling so much better than I did yesterday. Finally on the mend!

Lady Jade
01-28-2008, 03:50 PM
Geez, this is what happens when I leave SW for a day!


^^^I hate you:( You stole my supplies


LoL I stole from Jade as well ...


^^^Don't mess with Lady Jade. She'll eat you


LoL she already has eaten me!


MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I robbed Ballet and Jade again


I needed supplies! LoL I had no money since Jade kept getting sick and using all my medicine

You guys SUCK! You stole my supplies AND Cally kept getting sick and using all my medicine! So HA! I stole back. :P


Totally, LOL!

I have "Secret Asian Man" stuck in my head. Yes, I know it's agent and not Asian, but K was singing it the other way earlier today and now I can't get it out of my head. Dammit, that really is what it sounds like too. It makes me think of comical ninjas.

OMG, I sing it like that all the time! Boy thinks I'm totally nuts... but hey, I seriously thought that's what the song was when I was little!

BalletBaby
01-28-2008, 04:02 PM
^^^Cally started it!!!

Lady Jade
01-28-2008, 04:04 PM
^^^Cally started it!!!

Yea, but you both abused my lack of internet yesterday!

BalletBaby
01-28-2008, 04:09 PM
I only stole once; Cally took everything I had:'(

In other news, I absolutely abhor Quia. Piece of crap website. I deserve partial credit damn you!!!

britt244
01-28-2008, 04:27 PM
::) is all i have to say to some people.

wait, that's a lie. this too :neener: because karma is a bitch!

RoseLeigh
01-28-2008, 04:32 PM
Agh! I'm supposed to be healthy now. Stop it stuffy ears! Pop! Pop I say!

BalletBaby
01-28-2008, 04:34 PM
*is curious who britt is talking about*

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 05:44 PM
I drove to the bank and it was all sunny and bright. The SECOND I get out of my car to get to the bank it POURS down rain like a monsoon! Next thing I know, I'm soaked in water. Hahaha,

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 05:45 PM
Oh! And my laundry was on the line too! Hahahaha... no more clothes for me this week!

veronicavale
01-28-2008, 05:45 PM
Yay! Back from the gym and now I'm just waiting for Intervention then No Reservations...so excited!!!

Lady Jade
01-28-2008, 05:54 PM
I must be sick - I'm not hungry! :O

G-Real
01-28-2008, 05:58 PM
I must be sick - I'm not hungry! :O

*Rushes to get the cookie-dough IV drip*

SundayMorning
01-28-2008, 06:09 PM
Ahhh why am I so whorish recently? I just had a absofreakinlutely fantastic sex vacation. I came home to find my Hubby became Sexual Ninja Level 5. And yet I just want to go on CL and find me a couple of random frat dicks to ride. Why?! *shame*

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 06:12 PM
My birdy is SO excited in her new home. Such a happy baby! YAY!

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 06:12 PM
mmmffffmmmmm mah bird just stuck her foot in my mouth. D:

RoseLeigh
01-28-2008, 06:18 PM
Just so freaking frustrated. Can I get 3 more days in the week? I should have magically finished all my homework and housework and be out looking at new clubs and I have no desire or energy to go anywhere. Meh. Hungry.

Lola Rose
01-28-2008, 06:43 PM
i need to do the dishes. blah

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 07:18 PM
Alexxa,

This is a public service announcement: you are the sweetest and coolest person ever.

But if anyone asks, I'll tell 'em you're a badass bitch. Y'know.. to save your face. ;)

TheSexKitten
01-28-2008, 07:25 PM
One: This is the cutest group of kittens everrr
http://bp0.blogger.com/_o5v2SpBmqdc/Rs7W_6MhdVI/AAAAAAAAACM/j47ifroMllQ/s1600/super_cute_kittens.jpg

Two:
http://www.joshspear.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/SAMIndex.jpg

aussiebelle
01-28-2008, 07:26 PM
i just went swimming and now i have water in my ear. arghh

cherryripeboy
01-28-2008, 08:22 PM
What sees one through the day?

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 08:34 PM
I like the view out my window...

I'm such a lucky person right now. So happy and carefree. Munching on peaches, watching my bird watch the rain..wearing my pyjamas....

Scarlett.Oz
01-28-2008, 08:50 PM
I am such a kickarse girlfriend. I 'woke him up' (wink wink) in time for work this morning, and now I have stuffed peppers (he gets bacon in his) and roast potato's and the bestest baked rice pudding with blueberries. Feeling really proud of myself. Now I just got to wait til he gets home to show off my AWESOME SKILLZZZZZZZ!!!!


XXXS



(I need a drink, 2 days sober, aaaargh)

sxybrat07
01-28-2008, 09:01 PM
GODFUCKINGDAMMITALLTOBLOODYHELL!

Ok, now that that's out, I feel slightly better.

I am bleeding AGAIN in the middle of my pack of pills, after MONTHS of this, switching pills, and even taking a month off. WTF am I supposed to do?? WTF is wrong with me????

:'(

LuckyOne
01-28-2008, 09:45 PM
My dog has an octopus, "Pus" she loves to play with. The cats look down their noses at dog toys. In fact, they ignore them. They ignore the duck that quacks like a fart. They ignore the rubber ball with the bell in it. They ignore the monkey wearing a hula skirt. Heck, they even ignore cat toys. But they have a thing for the Pus. They sit with it whenever its on the floor.

It makes no sense to me but my cats love the fucking octopus. Weird. :O

veronicavale
01-28-2008, 09:49 PM
^^I thought my cat was weird, because she only likes 1 toy as well. I've bought her a bunch, but she only likes the hot pink feather on a stick. And she carries it with her from room to room. It's pretty ratty now, but nothing else I buy her can compete with it. So, no, your cat's not weird. Or maybe both our cats ARE weird.

aussiebelle
01-28-2008, 10:00 PM
yay! being a domestic goddess is fun.

I just made a yummy green salad and cupcakes :)

LuckyOne
01-28-2008, 10:00 PM
^^I thought my cat was weird, because she only likes 1 toy as well. I've bought her a bunch, but she only likes the hot pink feather on a stick. And she carries it with her from room to room. It's pretty ratty now, but nothing else I buy her can compete with it. So, no, your cat's not weird. Or maybe both our cats ARE weird.



DOOD! The Pus is hot pink too!!!!! Maybe its the color.

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 10:03 PM
I was upset ealier because it's looking to only be a $700 week.. and I thought, well, gee... I'm only working three days and doing one show... that's really good. I should be happy. And then I was.

Cool.

Alaska
01-28-2008, 10:22 PM
Yay, this morning I got props from the Walking Porn Star herself!!!!


I just drove by work to pop my head in and see what's going on.....ONE customer, ONE (not attractive) dancer, they're playing Stairway To Heaven. :rotfl: This might just have to be the month I start panhandling for rent money.

BalletBaby
01-28-2008, 10:35 PM
I just found a cute 2 bedroom condo an hour from my home with a great view. And I only need $100,000 more to buy it. Renting it would cost the same monthly.

Only thing is, hurricane season I could be SOL.

Lunarobverse
01-28-2008, 10:38 PM
Finally sold my old iPod. Holy crab I did not think it would take me so long to get a good price on it.

Thanks, craigslist, for putting $150 into my pocket! Why couldn't you have done that two days ago???

Annnnnnnnnnnnd... g'night, StripperWeb.

Alaska
01-28-2008, 10:39 PM
I SERIOUSLYYYYYY cannot stand any Scott Baio show on VH1. He is a scmuck and I fucking hate his sexist friend Johnny.

He's 46 and such a baby about his stupid, not-original "non-commitment issues." Dumbass has to get a MCmansion just bc he's having a baby, and run around like a little boy in it going "can you hear me from here? you can't??? HAHHAHAHAH!!!!!" Get over it you spoiled ass "celeb", you jetset 1/2 the year anyways.


I've tried to watch this show but find nothing to like.:-\

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 10:52 PM
I SERIOUSLYYYYYY cannot stand any Scott Baio show on VH1. He is a scmuck and I fucking hate his sexist friend Johnny.

He's 46 and such a baby about his stupid, not-original "non-commitment issues." Dumbass has to get a MCmansion just bc he's having a baby, and run around like a little boy in it going "can you hear me from here? you can't??? HAHHAHAHAH!!!!!" Get over it you spoiled ass "celeb", you jetset 1/2 the year anyways.


I've tried to watch this show but find nothing to like.:-\

:blush: Is it bad to admit that when I dated that super rich guy awhile back I did that? I thought it was funny.

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 10:54 PM
Lunch: Proscutto, turkey and salami sandwich with old english mustard, custom blended mayo, tomatoes and lettuce.

Yum.

Alaska
01-28-2008, 10:59 PM
Who Johnny? Or the other one. Hehehe. Good ol boys <3 stripperz. Hope he treated you right...

Scarlett.Oz
01-28-2008, 11:27 PM
I think my boy is really sick of me being around all the time. If I had cash I'd go out, or something. I don't know how to fix this, don't know at all.

XS

Callyish
01-28-2008, 11:35 PM
Can't you do volunteer work or something Scarlett? Like go to the humane society and help out or something? Just to get you out of the house....

Lysondra
01-28-2008, 11:45 PM
Everytime I put the leash on my bird she starts acting like a complete goof. She falls over and flies weirdly and just starts getting all disoriented. It's rather funny to watch... but she needs to keep it on outside or she'll get eaten.

Scarlett.Oz
01-28-2008, 11:47 PM
^Yeah, I wanted to volunteer at the bcspca but they've suspended their orientation for now. Gonna keep looking......

britt244
01-29-2008, 12:26 AM
part of me feels tired. part of me knows i havent slept well lately.. so i think i should take a bath before bed. but then im kind of too lazy.

im ready to snuggle again. why cant i just have a snuggle partner that has none of the drama of a boyfriend? my ex is a good cuddler.

BalletBaby
01-29-2008, 12:30 AM
I don't know why I'm not tired. I barely got any sleep last night. And I've got class at 9. Boo.

I should work tomorrow, but I really don't want to drive 3 hours... arg!

There's a spot in my back that feels like it's on fire.

britt244
01-29-2008, 01:35 AM
mmm i had a nummy blackberry and floating island bath.. i usually need bubbles but it was kinda nice without them! and put lotion on my feet and my hands and im super soft and ready for bed. and i'm happy because i did well at work tonight! tomorrow will be nice, doing nothing :)

Kaylinn
01-29-2008, 05:25 AM
My mood this week has changed from suicidally depressed, to extremly sad and heartbroken, to overwhelmed...and now it is optimistic. I am concidering many options...I am starting to feel more brave....Optimistic.

Lysondra
01-29-2008, 06:22 AM
^ You can do it! You can do it!

Kaylinn
01-29-2008, 06:41 AM
My dog has an octopus, "Pus" she loves to play with. The cats look down their noses at dog toys. In fact, they ignore them. They ignore the duck that quacks like a fart. They ignore the rubber ball with the bell in it. They ignore the monkey wearing a hula skirt. Heck, they even ignore cat toys. But they have a thing for the Pus. They sit with it whenever its on the floor.

It makes no sense to me but my cats love the fucking octopus. Weird. :O


My puppy loves to fetch, so we bought him little tennis balls. Smaller than the normal size, made for small dogs. he has absolutly no desire to fetch the tennis balls...but the cats love them. They have all their little cat balls with jingles in them and feather on them, but they don't liek those. Just simple dog tennis balls. At least someone likes them...
The puppy loves his stuffed animals, and he now has his own zoo. A raccoon, cow, bird, bunny, and mouse. He had a dog, but it died. Started losing it's stuffing. He also destuffed his turtle. You' think they would make these dog toys more durable? The turtle lasted a week.

My cats have this big pop up cube thingy they like to play in, and Peanut LOVES to play hide and seek in it with us. We hide one of her feather toys in it, and she will prowl all around the cube, makign this big production, she winds in and out of the cube, ignoring the toy...and finally..she POUNCES on it, brings it out, drops it at our feet, and waits for us to "hide" it again.

The dog Dash and Butter the cat have relay races with the laser pointer. They won't chase it at the same time, but take turns chasing it up and down the hall.

i love them all :)

Lysondra
01-29-2008, 06:50 AM
I left my car lights on. Gotta get jumped in the morning. Whoooops.

Lysondra
01-29-2008, 07:08 AM
YAY! I finally had to put the last spring in my Kegelmaster2000. It has four springs and depending on where they are and how many are in there, you have different strengths of vagina workout. I was SO cocky and thought I could do 4 first time and OMGPAIN... I started with two... put them in the hardest spots.. went to three...hardest spots.. and now I'm at ALL FOUR. And I did like 20 kegels with it (and that's HARD shit, yo)... and I'm gonna get back to it once I stop leaking pussy juice from the work out.

And I've been trying to get more flexible, but now I need help! Each night I have M start pulling on my legs further than I can put them (but I can get them there... just not leave them there, yanno?) to stretch them more and more... and woooo... both ankles behind my neck behind eachother.... trying to get to my goal, which is that backwards with arms around your ankles move - I can only hold my ankles backwards right now. So....close!

phillyvixen
01-29-2008, 08:28 AM
^^ that sounds like some strenuous pussy workin out. I actually hate doing kegals, they make my Bajingo mad but i have been doing them throughout my pregnancy.

Yesterday i cooked a lot.
I made a sausage breakfast casserole.
Steak and Goat cheese lasagna
Loaf of white bread
Oatmeal cookies that i made into ice sammiches with butter pecan ice cream. SUPER YUMMY DAY!
Today i am meeting my Aunt in King of Prussia, gonna have lunch at the cheesecake factory and try and buy husband some new clothes at the mall.
Tomorrow i have my secret maids coming in to do some serious work on my filthy house. I told hubby it was a friend coming to clean ::shame:: he didn't even like the idea when it was a friend but he seems to accept it. I hate lying!