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Littlelo
06-29-2007, 12:03 AM
The club was unusualy loud tonight. My head hurts and I'm feeling very cranky. :(

TheSexKitten
06-29-2007, 12:31 AM
Blarr I gained weight in Vegas.

All those buffets and alchohol and food vouchers, oh my! D:

rozz
06-29-2007, 09:00 AM
IUDs hurt going in. They also hurt the rest of the day. Yowch.

Chicagoeditor
06-29-2007, 09:04 AM
Idiot move No. 2157: Trying out the Google blog search function, using a trigger name, and encountering her new blog, complete with photos of the happy couple. Where's my xannax?

MrChristopher
06-29-2007, 10:18 AM
I woke up with that "There Are No Strings On Me!" song from Pinocchio in my head. WTF is that about?

Hummus is delicious. Hummus after using citrus Listerine? Not so much.

4 girls got fired last night. Tonight is going to be very interesting.

mollyzmoon
06-29-2007, 01:10 PM
I love watermelon.

I hate mosquitoes. I have a triumvirate of red, swollen bumps on my ass. How do they bite me on the ass? Through my jeans? All in one little constellation? Bitches.

Paintbaby
06-29-2007, 02:02 PM
^^^^
Me too! I have a few mosquito bites on my bum at the moment. They itch like a scorching mofo.

Watermelon also naturally boosts the SPF of your skin. I eat a ton of it in the summertime.

TigersMilk
06-29-2007, 03:44 PM
*does happy snoopy dance*
I want to gloat for a minute...
Due to my dedication in diet I lost 2 lbs since last Thursday last week!!

Lady Jade
06-29-2007, 03:50 PM
My bosses rock. I get an extra day off from work next week, besides the 4th, just because they think I'm doing a great job. I don't have to use up any of my vacation days! Plus, they bought us Chinese for lunch today!

maximvsv
06-29-2007, 05:53 PM
My nose keeps running. Allergies suck.

DJ Maimed
06-29-2007, 06:04 PM
Is there a difference between Afghanistanimation and fundamentalist Islamimation? Would I really give a shiite on a nice sunni day??

rozz
06-29-2007, 07:19 PM
I should not be allowed coffee. I can't organize my thoughts. They keep running away from.... OMFG, SPARKLY THINGS!!!

DJ Maimed
06-29-2007, 08:49 PM
What do the the dude peas do while the chick peas are busy making hummus? Will Jenny whip these lazy dude peas into shape? I need crackers.

cameron_keys
06-29-2007, 10:42 PM
I cant sleep. Pills havent taken any affect. Jet Lag BLOWS.

PaigeDWinter
06-29-2007, 11:28 PM
Here's a quote from a chat I was in.... in reference to trying to figure out what PDSN means:


Marek says, "Piston Driven Starfish Nailers."

Paige say, "Is that another term for enthusiastic buttsex?"

Gretchen
06-29-2007, 11:31 PM
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Found myself in legal trouble for the first time EVER today.

The girl threatening to sue me over some bullshit doesn't have a case or any evidence but it still pisses me off to no end. I'm not sure if I should discuss it on the nets other than saying FUUUUUCK!!!! that is all.

now back to our regularly scheduled programming

I want a kitty!!!

cameron_keys
06-29-2007, 11:32 PM
Sign on highway right outside of Phoenix..I wish I got a picture:

State Prison Ahead
Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers.


Well...considering the lack of security at the Phoenix airport...I can only imagine how often these inmates had to escape before they decided they need a SIGN!

rozz
06-30-2007, 02:01 PM
I get to go have dinner with my mommy tonight!! Yay!

Lysondra
06-30-2007, 06:50 PM
RPing online with the Twin after 7 years is awesome.

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU!

It turns out your twin was a lifelike silicone mould of you that had no head. You'd pose with her body and share lingerie and just put lampshades over her head so nobody could see her.

This really weird dream ended up with you, me and twindoll having sex.... o.O;

AlexxaHex
06-30-2007, 06:54 PM
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU!

It turns out your twin was a lifelike silicone mould of you that had no head. You'd pose with her body and share lingerie and just put lampshades over her head so nobody could see her.

This really weird dream ended up with you, me and twindoll having sex.... o.O;

:O }:D
I am so intrigued. Don't you sometimes wish you could replay your dreams for other people to see? Well in this case, I do.

Lysondra
06-30-2007, 06:54 PM
Sign on highway right outside of Phoenix..I wish I got a picture:

State Prison Ahead
Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers.


Well...considering the lack of security at the Phoenix airport...I can only imagine how often these inmates had to escape before they decided they need a SIGN!

I have a picture I need to upload... actually I will.. of a sign I saw in Adelaide.

Now please tell me what happened here before they decided they needed a sign...

PaigeDWinter
06-30-2007, 07:04 PM
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU!

It turns out your twin was a lifelike silicone mould of you that had no head. You'd pose with her body and share lingerie and just put lampshades over her head so nobody could see her.

This really weird dream ended up with you, me and twindoll having sex.... o.O;



Whoa. I can't wait for her to get here after werk so I can tell her. She's gonna laugh so hard! :D

Lysondra
06-30-2007, 07:07 PM
Whoa. I can't wait for her to get here after werk so I can tell her. She's gonna laugh so hard! :D

You kept her in your closet for safe keeping and took her out all plastic wrapped. She was very lifelike and felt just like you *remembering more as I continue*... It was a huge deal, "Oh my god! let me get Twin out!!!" and you'd run to the closet and show me her in her new black and white satin lingerie with the lace and say, "It's been so long since she's been out." ... that's about all I remember. :x

PaigeDWinter
06-30-2007, 07:07 PM
Bahaahahaa! Ow my sides. That's too awesome.

Lady Jade
06-30-2007, 08:10 PM
Dammit, I have the "Inspector Gadget" theme stuck in my head and have no idea why!

hardkandee
06-30-2007, 08:24 PM
Forrest Gump makes me cry. Like full on bawling. :'(

PaigeDWinter
06-30-2007, 09:21 PM
You kept her in your closet for safe keeping and took her out all plastic wrapped. She was very lifelike and felt just like you *remembering more as I continue*... It was a huge deal, "Oh my god! let me get Twin out!!!" and you'd run to the closet and show me her in her new black and white satin lingerie with the lace and say, "It's been so long since she's been out." ... that's about all I remember. :x


We laughed so hard all the way through Walmart, I'll have you know! I think the entire staff thought we were nuts, carrying on about headless twin silicone dolls.

PaigeDWinter
06-30-2007, 10:05 PM
This is rather awesome. (http://www.markstoryphotography.com/90-story-oldpeople.php)

miss marina
06-30-2007, 11:39 PM
i had mint chocolate chip icecream for the first time today. so good.

Lysondra
06-30-2007, 11:40 PM
I got Apple Pie tea...omg... P:

PaigeDWinter
07-01-2007, 12:33 AM
I cant stop watching this video. (http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/86988/Crazy_Laser_Magic.html?autoplay=true)

rozz
07-01-2007, 10:04 AM
^^^^Whoas. I am full of wtf.

Lady Jade
07-01-2007, 06:01 PM
Bravo is having a "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" marathon. There goes my plan of accomplishing things tonight...

rozz
07-01-2007, 06:02 PM
Bravo is having a "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" marathon. There goes my plan of accomplishing things tonight...

Whoas. I am *so* there. *passes the popcorn to LJ*

PaigeDWinter
07-01-2007, 10:04 PM
Ready to set my Blockbuster on fire... but if the news is correct, it might be closing anyways so....


Dude, they're actually gonna close the Copacabana (http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/06/30/copacabana.closing.ap/index.html)! No shit! :O

The_Oceans
07-02-2007, 04:04 AM
Grrr...I *love* when you're given a 12 hour window for delivery of a new sofa. I want to run errands before I start packing for my move, but don't want to leave in case they call and say they're on their way over.

Chicagoeditor
07-02-2007, 07:08 AM
My freakin' female cat, furious about my house guest, not only challenged her on the stairs with a terrifying display of jealous hissing and snarling but pissed in at least two rooms. Women!

PaigeDWinter
07-02-2007, 08:10 AM
After all these years, I still dunno wtf a crambone is....

southstbabe
07-02-2007, 10:26 AM
I just got my new camera, Nikon Coolpix S50, and my new bikini all in one day! YAY!

*puts on new bikini and sits down to figure out how to use the new camera*

Roulette
07-02-2007, 12:16 PM
My jewelry makes me mad, and these naild fail at putting new jewelry in.

I am going to learn to salsa, I am highly excited!

mild farewell to SW as my summer will be starting soon, and I will be out getting my party on and now at home slash not near a comp with internet access. these next few days will be precious.

Roulette
07-02-2007, 12:19 PM
and as an aside in the google search bar thing I just typed in "girl names" w/o looking and hit enter but what did I really type? gil elvgren.... I am obviously ment to be surrounded by Pin Up girls.

cameron_keys
07-02-2007, 12:23 PM
My eyes are burning. I'm not sure if I'm tired, my allergies are acting up ....or because I just scrubbed my floors down with bleach, the fumes are now burning my retinas.

I like wine

Quaker Caramel rice cakes are SO yummy!

I need to go rinse out my eyeballs, open windows and take a nap.

rozz
07-02-2007, 01:06 PM
Ow. Gym hurts. Ow.

sxybrat07
07-02-2007, 01:08 PM
I wonder if there are any vegetarian butchers...

Littlelo
07-02-2007, 01:12 PM
I've discovered the secret to getting guys into the CR.....baked goods. "Would you like to go to the champagne room? I have cookies...." I almost feel like I'm cheating. :P

Roulette
07-02-2007, 01:17 PM
^^^ Bwahahahahahahahaha

rozz
07-02-2007, 01:21 PM
^^^Ack! You quoted me!!! *feels geeky sense of pride*

Roulette
07-02-2007, 01:25 PM
hahaah you just noticed! haha it's been there for a while. I loves youse!

Where the hell is Cally? Has she been on SW much as of late because I am missing her. I saw her dopplganger (sp?) yesterday on the Metro - it was weird.

i fixed the jewelry situation.

rozz
07-02-2007, 01:46 PM
hahaah you just noticed! haha it's been there for a while. I loves youse!

Where the hell is Cally? Has she been on SW much as of late because I am missing her. I saw her dopplganger (sp?) yesterday on the Metro - it was weird.


Well, I'm a bit slow.

Cally's in chat now, molesting me.

cameron_keys
07-02-2007, 01:50 PM
Why have I been watching E all day? Do I really need to know what drugs Lindsey Lohan was on or what Paris was wearing when she got out of the pokey?

Oddly..I dont REALLY care..but i cant stop. It's a sickness I tll you...

Hi..I'm Cameron..and I'm a celeb-gossip-a-holic.