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RoseWhite
02-03-2008, 08:57 PM
i watched a recording of the miss america comp, rather then watch the SB. SB shit stinks.

^ I'm with ya. I watched much of the Puppy Bowl, however. Hard to tear yourself away.

This just in: Pregnancy is BIZARRE. My ankles are a tiny bit swollen now, for the first time. That I expected, we've all heard of swollen feet and ankles. But I had not one but two, TWO bloody noses this week. Apparently they're common in pregnancy too, due to increased blood volume putting more pressure on the nasal membranes.

Who knew? Bizarre.

BrunetteGoddess
02-03-2008, 09:04 PM
Son of a bitches....

So I'm working at the grocery store today and with the Superbowl crowd, I'm already mentally exhausted. I'm outside doing my cart hour (gathering carts from the parking lot) and I bring some carts to the entrance. I turn around just in time to see two black men sitting in the front space. The passenger looks directly at me and throws trash out of his window.....

Jackass: Here ya go, for you baby. *genuinely SMILES at me*
Me: *looks shocked at the rudeness and disrespect and turns to walk away.*

*after a few steps I look back at him with the most disgusted face I have ever gave another human being*

Jackass: Hey baby, how you doin'?
Me: Are you fucking KIDDING me?! *walks away*

OMG. i went to the other entrance and saw my friend having a smoke and told him I wanted to kill somebody and told him the story. I don't know whether I wanted to laugh or cry after the day I had.

How fucking degrading that was. Here you go baby, trash for you.

Lunarobverse
02-03-2008, 09:05 PM
Also, between the beers at my friends' house and the Spanish coffee at the bar next door to the theater, I'm officially drunk. Drunk movie watching.

Also also, I'm too drunk to post this in the drunk thread.

Also also also, I'm too drunk to find the drunk thread. Yay!

cameron_keys
02-03-2008, 09:18 PM
Here you go baby, trash for you.


I'm sorry..I know how horrible that was..but the way you put it here made me laugh.

Take heart in the fact that this guy has no idea..nor will he likely learn anytime soon...what attracts a woman. He'll die alone. You wont.

He's probably sitting at home with his dick in one hand and his wine-in-a-bag in the other shaking his head in disbelief.."I dont get it..I dont fucking GET it..I threw her TRASH..precious TRASH man...and she didnt even say thank you. I dont get women .what the hell do they want from us??"

You're better then this crap and you know it. Just laugh. It's all you can do.

stellaforstars
02-03-2008, 09:20 PM
Zomg.

The Random Thread is slow all week long and the ONE DAY I'm gone for about nine hours, suddenly I have 4 pages of reading to catch up on.

BrunetteGoddess
02-03-2008, 09:29 PM
I'm sorry..I know how horrible that was..but the way you put it here made me laugh.

Take heart in the fact that this guy has no idea..nor will he likely learn anytime soon...what attracts a woman. He'll die alone. You wont.

He's probably sitting at home with his dick in one hand and his wine-in-a-bag in the other shaking his head in disbelief.."I dont get it..I dont fucking GET it..I threw her TRASH..precious TRASH man...and she didnt even say thank you. I dont get women .what the hell do they want from us??"

You're better then this crap and you know it. Just laugh. It's all you can do.

At first I laughed hysterically at this, but it quickly turned into sobbing uncontrollably. I feel like a piece of trash myself the way Im disrespected and abused by customers.

cameron_keys
02-03-2008, 09:36 PM
At first I laughed hysterically at this, but it quickly turned into sobbing uncontrollably. I feel like a piece of trash myself the way Im disrespected and abused by customers.


Arent you moving soon? If so..then fuck it. Laugh it off knowing they are stuck and you arent. You are moving onward and upward while they will stay stagnant throwing garbage at each other. And hey..you know in some countries...throwing trash is the ultimate compliment and only done to royalty.















ok..so that last part I made up. Made you laugh though didnt I?

I :heartbeat you honey you know I do. Cheer up...it can only get better right? Thats what I keep telling myself so it better be true!

RoseLeigh
02-03-2008, 09:38 PM
At first I laughed hysterically at this, but it quickly turned into sobbing uncontrollably. I feel like a piece of trash myself the way Im disrespected and abused by customers.

:grouphug: I'm sorry honey. They were disgusting specimens of humanity-and litterers at that! I'd have wanted to throw the trash back in their car or pushed a cart into his car. You know they had some important Whopper-flipping to get back to.

You are so not trash. They are.

cherryripeboy
02-03-2008, 09:57 PM
Well at least I feel better, sinus situation almost normal. Kimchee Chigae to the rescue... two bowls of that and I'm cleared out.

Tired but not tired. Had to buy another shelf for my son's toy room, just getting crowded again....

I feel awful though, I fell asleep while playing on the floor with my son. My wife tells me he was upset, and cried and he took a nap. He put his favorite stuffed animal (a white tiger backpack) on me. When I got up, I found this hot wheel I had been saving to give to him, and put it inside the Tom (the tiger) and put the tiger next to him while he slept. I love that boy, but I lack energy these days. The whole family took a nap for 2 hours more.

RoseWhite
02-03-2008, 10:09 PM
BG, that's awful. It's base enough to throw trash OUT YOUR WINDOW (I mean, people still DO THAT? The fuck!?) but even worse to be so disrespectful Talk about adding insult to injury.

stellaforstars
02-03-2008, 10:17 PM
Damn. I'm totally bored sifting through court cases and criminal history and I can't even get chat to load.

I don't know if I can deal with sitting through a funeral this week. I might not go.

cherryripeboy
02-03-2008, 10:18 PM
At first I laughed hysterically at this, but it quickly turned into sobbing uncontrollably. I feel like a piece of trash myself the way Im disrespected and abused by customers.

Retail sucks at all levels... I hope you continue to survive, and seek that which is better.

I used to love the snobs that expected me to take their starbucks cups away while they were waiting for their computer. I'd have loved to go balastic on them. They probably parked their hummer in the handicaped spot. When I was a kid you did not bring food and drinks into stores, and never ate and drank in them either....

RoseWhite
02-03-2008, 10:19 PM
Stella, I missed your original post the first time around - just wanted to say I'm so sorry for your loss. What a terrible blow that must have been.

stellaforstars
02-03-2008, 10:21 PM
^^Thank you, sweetie. I appreciate it.

Darcy Foxx
02-03-2008, 10:27 PM
eeee, i just got my nose pierced!

twisterinAZ
02-03-2008, 10:29 PM
Life..Take it personally.

BalletBaby
02-03-2008, 10:31 PM
So fuckin tired. Just got home. I ain't done partying yet!!!

Darcy Foxx
02-03-2008, 10:32 PM
fuck, my nose looks awesome but it hurt SO bad and it's still so fucking painful owwwwww

cherryripeboy
02-03-2008, 10:32 PM
Well time for some more pills and bed.... sleep well and party hard, I doubt I'll be up for either.

hardkandee
02-03-2008, 10:46 PM
fuck, my nose looks awesome but it hurt SO bad and it's still so fucking painful owwwwww

Pics, woman. We need pics.

Callyish
02-03-2008, 11:01 PM
At first I laughed hysterically at this, but it quickly turned into sobbing uncontrollably. I feel like a piece of trash myself the way Im disrespected and abused by customers.

God that reminds me when I was a cashier at a grocery store... I had a woman throw a frozen turkey at me at thanksgiving because it rang up at the wrong price ::)

OH OH OH!!! I had another dude throw a deli container of coleslaw at me because he decided he didn't want it...

Or the dude that freaked out on me and told me that im a stupid cunt and don't know anything because im just a low life cashier...

Yea I don't miss that job.

Im sorry you had such a shit day hon :( *hugs*

Darcy Foxx
02-03-2008, 11:05 PM
Pics, woman. We need pics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/Picture315.jpg

RoseLeigh
02-03-2008, 11:06 PM
Damn. I'm totally bored sifting through court cases and criminal history and I can't even get chat to load.

I don't know if I can deal with sitting through a funeral this week. I might not go.

I missed all that, too, Stella I hope you feel better in all ways soon.

TigersMilk
02-03-2008, 11:07 PM
OO sparkly Darcy! Love it.

Darcy Foxx
02-03-2008, 11:08 PM
i cant wait til it heals and i can put a ring through it!

bellasera
02-03-2008, 11:39 PM
^ its so cute!

Lunarobverse
02-03-2008, 11:48 PM
Darcy - that's hot.

"Atonement" was sad in a way that I did not anticipate.

Also, it was sad in a way that I did anticipate, because there was not nearly enough naked Keira Knightley. As in, there was none. Just a brief scene of her in soaking wet undergarments.

See? Sad.

BalletBaby
02-04-2008, 12:49 AM
Damn I'm depressed. Not even my penis beads are cheering me up.

Alaska
02-04-2008, 03:10 AM
My kittah been batting a nickel around on the floor the last 5 minutes, it's kind of priceless.

Alaska
02-04-2008, 03:22 AM
:laughing: I was just eating a banana surfing sw and he comes and starts batting around every single hanging peel. He is #1!

britt244
02-04-2008, 04:44 AM
i slept for 10 hours and i still dont feel like going to my day job. thats a sign i shouldnt have it, probably.

Darcy Foxx
02-04-2008, 05:15 AM
i'm drinking beer, watching movies, and text flirting with a boy. this is a good night.

Darcy Foxx
02-04-2008, 05:40 AM
aaaand the text flirting has turned into text sex hahaha. hot

stellaforstars
02-04-2008, 08:20 AM
I'm feeling some jealousy. And I don't like it.

RoseLeigh
02-04-2008, 08:24 AM
I couldn't get to sleep until 7. Finally, it happened...and then some sort of testing the fire alarms people came in banging on doors because they have to test the alarms in every individual room. JFC. Test as in piercing sounds every few minutes. :killer::wife::shoot::crying:

stellaforstars
02-04-2008, 08:32 AM
Awwww, I'm sorry RoseLeigh.

I couldn't sleep either. I did, however, surmise that 437 cars drove up and down the chunk of Carroll Blvd I could see in my city between 3 and 4 in the morning...a moderately busy road...That's right. I counted them. All.

Apparently, I was not the only one with raging insomnia.

phillyvixen
02-04-2008, 08:44 AM
SO i bought this waterproof pad to put on my side of the bed to protect our expensive mattress should my water break while i'm sleeping. The stupid pad totally makes me sweat while i'm sleeping and is totally uncomfortable. I also wore out my body pillow (how is that even possible!). Sleeping while this pregnant is hard enough without all these added complications!!
N finally put together the stroller and baby swing. I really did buy her the Cadillac of all baby swings. Its called the sweetpeace and among its many features is a button the plays 10 different classical masterpieces OR you can hook up your Ipod and play babys own playlist. N asked me how much it cost ($160) and i asked if he thought that was too much and he was like HELL NO if this thing will make a baby stop crying its worth a lot more then that!
Nick is coming to put her wires in the wall for her tv today and hopefully finish everything else in the nursery. I'm so excited to FINALLY just see it all done. I've had everything i could do done for WEEKS and just waiting on my Dear Husband to do his parts. (things involving power tools)
I think i am going to go make a homemade waffle! Yum

RoseLeigh
02-04-2008, 09:04 AM
Awwww, I'm sorry RoseLeigh.

I couldn't sleep either. I did, however, surmise that 437 cars drove up and down the chunk of Carroll Blvd I could see in my city between 3 and 4 in the morning...a moderately busy road...That's right. I counted them. All.

Apparently, I was not the only one with raging insomnia.

Nope, not just you. I was doing so well, but school plus changing to an earlier shift plus Wing Bowl = 2nd day of insomnia in a week and bad sleep in general for a few weeks past.

blondi553
02-04-2008, 09:14 AM
PV i cant believe you only have 12 days left.....im so excited for you! yay...

blondi553
02-04-2008, 09:18 AM
oh i actually watched the superbowl last night for the first time ever and i didnt hate it too much. maybe it was because our family was here and i was basically just a big party! my hubby and his friend cooked so much finger food last night its not even funny! all homemade....salsa, queso, guacamole, beer battered onion rings, beer battered fried mushrooms, cheese sticks, potato skins with all kinds of goodness on them and i think thats about it! everyone was stuffed!

veronicavale
02-04-2008, 09:20 AM
I've been on hold for over 20 minutes waiting for someone to tell me how to collect my mom's life insurance. I feel like I'm getting the runaround, and all this stuff just reminds me that my mom isn't here anymore.

blondi553
02-04-2008, 09:29 AM
i thought i would get goddess status after 1000 posts but nooooooooo i looked it up and you get goddess after 2000 posts....damn lol

RoseLeigh
02-04-2008, 09:55 AM
On my local Freecycle:
Offer-Guinie pig[sic] This includes cage food and toys. He is a pet not food. If interested
let me know i am posting this for a friend.
MA

WTF? Do people eat guinea pigs?

Lunarobverse
02-04-2008, 10:09 AM
On my local Freecycle:
Offer-Guinie pig[sic] This includes cage food and toys. He is a pet not food. If interested
let me know i am posting this for a friend.
MA

WTF? Do people eat guinea pigs?

Probably. People eat lots of things.

But I imagine there's not much meat on one, after you get rid of all the hair. Hardly worth the effort.

RoseLeigh
02-04-2008, 10:13 AM
Probably. People eat lots of things.

But I imagine there's not much meat on one, after you get rid of all the hair. Hardly worth the effort.

Maybe they meant for a snake or something?

I had this visual of Monty Python-style medieval peasants with this little furball on a stick, cooking it. Just weird.

kitty260
02-04-2008, 10:19 AM
SO i bought this waterproof pad to put on my side of the bed to protect our expensive mattress should my water break while i'm sleeping. The stupid pad totally makes me sweat while i'm sleeping and is totally uncomfortable.

I slept on a towel for a while (at S.O's request) until I got pissed off and ditched it. It made the texture of my bed all wrong. Ironically, my water broke just as I stood up from sitting on the bed (putting my socks on...hard when you're having nasty contractions) and when I got all excited and yelled to SO about it all he asked was whether I'd soiled the comforter. I hadn't, but I felt like being vindictive after that and made a point of sitting in my wet jammie bottoms on his side of the bed. You know, for revenge. I'm bad that way.

Lunarobverse
02-04-2008, 10:22 AM
Maybe they meant for a snake or something?

I had this visual of Monty Python-style medieval peasants with this little furball on a stick, cooking it. Just weird.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Right. Probably pet food.

RoseLeigh
02-04-2008, 10:23 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Right. Probably pet food.

Yeah, took me a few minutes there. Not enough sleep. Still. Ewwwww.

stellaforstars
02-04-2008, 10:28 AM
Hey Sundayyyy...check out the POTW! I want my q's answered, damn it!

RoseWhite
02-04-2008, 10:29 AM
Yeah, took me a few minutes there. Not enough sleep. Still. Ewwwww.

Oh, but see, in South America, they DO eat guinea pigs. Peru in particular, if I recall correctly. I've sen an entire book devoted to the nutritional and even medicinal properties of "cuys", as they're called down there. I kid you not.

Lemme find a link for you & Lunar Obverse . . .