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Yekhefah
02-09-2008, 10:19 AM
I don't know whether to go to services at a new synagogue or sit here on my comfy couch drinking coffee. I've been wanting to join a synagogue and get all active in the Jewish community again... but dude, I'm tired and I want coffee and I need to straighten up the house and go grocery shopping and run by the bank... augh, I'm too sleepy right now to make this decision. Somebody tell me whether I should go be a good religious girl or a Saturday morning slacker.

SundayMorning
02-09-2008, 10:28 AM
I'm.......gonna pass on being anybody's moral compass. ;D

Wooooo double sexed already this weekend, delicious breakfast courtesy of me, and Natural Bridge Caverns this afternoon! This is the good life.

Since nobody's answered my Q in Body Business, does anyone know if there is any problem with me having my first laser hair removal session while I'm on my period? They're gonna be zapping my kitty and I wanna know if I should reschedule or if I'll just deal with the embarrassment of tampon string and the increased sensitivity to pain....

Also, Stella, I very much hope you're feeling better today. I'm gonna call you later; feel free to tell me to fuck off if you don't wanna talk about it, my feelings shan't be hurt.

Alaska
02-09-2008, 10:33 AM
^Wooooo I won't even get my eyebrows waxed on my period....I'd def reschedule but maybe that's just me.


You should see the front page of the ABQ Journal this morning---a 38 pound cat!! So sad and yet so squishy.

stellaforstars
02-09-2008, 10:45 AM
Love you, Sunday baby.

kitty260
02-09-2008, 10:55 AM
For FUCK SAKES. My homecare nurse pointed out that I have a YEAST INFECTION in my caesarean incision. And here I was thinking that it itched because it was healing. I'm so pissed off.

britt244
02-09-2008, 10:56 AM
ok, im starting the search for a down comforter again. is $300 too much to spend?

Yekhefah
02-09-2008, 10:57 AM
To go to synagogue I would have to leave in 10 minutes and I'm not dressed yet. Fuck it, I'll go next week, I promise. Really. I will. Right now I want to get up and make some coffee but my stupid cat is curled up so contentedly against my arm that I have to keep sitting here. *sigh*

BrunetteGoddess
02-09-2008, 11:03 AM
Wheeee. Workin' from now until my last day next Tuesday...

Alaska
02-09-2008, 11:04 AM
ok, im starting the search for a down comforter again. is $300 too much to spend?

That would be my price range for a good one! That will get you a good solid one....it's like an investment, yo! Should last for like 10+ years

cameron_keys
02-09-2008, 11:58 AM
To go to synagogue I would have to leave in 10 minutes and I'm not dressed yet. Fuck it, I'll go next week, I promise. Really. I will. Right now I want to get up and make some coffee but my stupid cat is curled up so contentedly against my arm that I have to keep sitting here. *sigh*


Just pray to yourself at home today. God doesn't care where you talk to him. The synagogue is more for a sense of belonging and social purposes(same as church).

Yekhefah
02-09-2008, 12:00 PM
^^^ Well yeah, and that's why I wanted to go, LOL! But fuck it. I'm going to clean my house in a minute and then go shopping and hit the spa, maybe kick back and do some knitting tonight. That sounds more pleasant.

I'll go be Jewish next week. ;)

Yekhefah
02-09-2008, 12:11 PM
Oh, BTW, I want credit for this. I have a plan that involves putting $250 a week into the savings account, adding up to $1000 a month. This being the end of the first week, I tallied up my finances and moved the $250 into our savings account (which is really difficult to take money out of for impulse spending). I wanted to get my hair done and get a mani-pedi, and go out for a nice extravagant meal, but I put it in savings instead. I was a good girl! Go me! :angel:

Lady Jade
02-09-2008, 12:12 PM
This whole not cleaning for 5 days after the New Year thing is fun!

TheSexKitten
02-09-2008, 12:15 PM
Dood!! Last night at work was amazing!! I literally did not have to hustle at all. Like... at ALL.

*SQUEE*

I think this helped take the edge off of my burnout.

Chicagoeditor
02-09-2008, 12:22 PM
On a Friday night, is there anything better (or more surprising) than playing above-average pool and having a pair of sexy grad students flirt with you? No, no there isn't.

zxcire
02-09-2008, 12:25 PM
if nobody's paying attention to me, i don't think i exist

Alaska
02-09-2008, 12:26 PM
^Hmmm, never thought about it that way....you could have a point there!

PrettyCurlieQ
02-09-2008, 12:27 PM
Man I feel like crap today. :( I need more sleep...

Alaska
02-09-2008, 12:29 PM
Omg, big ass giant prepackaged salads from Whole Foods are AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE. The fresh kind they do themselves, not like, salad in a bag or whatever.

I have spinach, plus nuts, cranberries, mandarin oranges, red onions.....and they actually put enough of all the toppings on there, 'magine that

Lunarobverse
02-09-2008, 12:44 PM
This morning I was shuffling around in my dark apartment, curtains drawn, in my underwear, waking up after a late night drinking. I can tell it's sunny outside but I'm not quite ready to let it in yet.

My doorbell rings.

I run to get my bathrobe. No one knocks on my door, ever, normally. I figure it has to be important. But while I'm running around trying to cover up for this emergency that has someone at my door, they knock again. Must be urgent.

I glance through the peephole at the same time I'm pulling the door open, but all I get is a flash of dark hair and white blouse.

Standing at my door are two young, pretty, Asian girls, in crisp white blouses and pressed knee-length skirts. Are they going to try to convert me?

I smile nervously and slightly hide behind my door, aware of my hairy naked white legs, even though everything unseemly is covered up, for some reason.

The first girl leans back upon first seeing me, and after the awkward moment, she says, "Oh, we're sorry! We were looking for Korean people!"

My last name is Moon. They must have gotten my name and address from some ethnically-sorted list. I get junk mail in Korean all the time. My nickname in high school (one of them) was "The Reverend". But my ancestors came from England and Wales, at least on my dad's side.

"It's actually an English name," I say, my voice crackly with sleep.

They're backing away, nodding, shaking their head. "Oh, is it?" the first girl says, and then they're gone.

Looks like I don't get to cross that item off my list of things to do before I die. Not today.

britt244
02-09-2008, 01:29 PM
i found a good comforter, but now i cant find a duvet i like :(

AznExtasy
02-09-2008, 01:32 PM
I've got a marijuana hangover. :(

stellaforstars
02-09-2008, 01:36 PM
I've taken up pretty much constant crying due to exhaustion. I'm not miserably unhappy. I'm just...tired.

Alaska
02-09-2008, 01:47 PM
Omg, big ass giant prepackaged salads from Whole Foods are AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE. The fresh kind they do themselves, not like, salad in a bag or whatever.

I have spinach, plus nuts, cranberries, mandarin oranges, red onions.....and they actually put enough of all the toppings on there, 'magine that


OMFG I just sat in said salad!!! Even tho I was wearing sweat pants, it got all in my butt crack and now I have salad ass. Come here and toss it, ya'll!

Minette
02-09-2008, 01:55 PM
What boys do, around the age of eight or nine, is pull their package back between their legs, and then close their legs tightly -- trying to imagine what they look like as a girl. I was the asshole who told them girls don't look like that -- it's not the absence of a penis, is the presence of a vagina -- but since none of them had ever seen a vagina, nobody believed me.


Just for the record, if a guy does it right - he can make it look like there's a slit, and it really can look like there's vagina. A male stripper showed me once. That was a weird night - I thought he was gay and he thought I was straight - everyone was disappointed.

It's snowing, and for some reason that make me feel a little less cranky about being a shut-in sickie. I'm wearing my housemate's selk'bag http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk (it's like a sleepingbag astronaut suit), because I'm freezing, and it's too big so I kind of shuffle around - the cats are petrified with terror.

Samba
02-09-2008, 02:44 PM
It's hot today.

I kind of want to take a trip. I've been looking at airfare to Japan. I really want to go.

LadyLuck
02-09-2008, 03:26 PM
I wish it would snow. If it's going to be cold anyway then I want some nice pretty snow too!

Lola Rose
02-09-2008, 03:27 PM
yawn.

yep, that's all.

Yekhefah
02-09-2008, 03:31 PM
It's such a beautiful day outside. OMG. I haven't seen a day this beautiful since we got to Portland. It's perfect! Long sleeves but no jacket, sunny but not too bright... I went to Trader Joe's and Limbo with the windows down and sang all the way there. I bought a ton of yummy healthy foods, I'm on my way to the spa, and afterward I think I shall come back here and make some veggie-lentil soup.

I'm so fucking content right now I could die.

LadyLuck
02-09-2008, 03:35 PM
This is such a strange yet fun thread!

kaiarose
02-09-2008, 03:43 PM
This morning I was shuffling around in my dark apartment, curtains drawn, in my underwear, waking up after a late night drinking. I can tell it's sunny outside but I'm not quite ready to let it in yet.

My doorbell rings.

I run to get my bathrobe. No one knocks on my door, ever, normally. I figure it has to be important. But while I'm running around trying to cover up for this emergency that has someone at my door, they knock again. Must be urgent.

I glance through the peephole at the same time I'm pulling the door open, but all I get is a flash of dark hair and white blouse.

Standing at my door are two young, pretty, Asian girls, in crisp white blouses and pressed knee-length skirts. Are they going to try to convert me?

I smile nervously and slightly hide behind my door, aware of my hairy naked white legs, even though everything unseemly is covered up, for some reason.

The first girl leans back upon first seeing me, and after the awkward moment, she says, "Oh, we're sorry! We were looking for Korean people!"

My last name is Moon. They must have gotten my name and address from some ethnically-sorted list. I get junk mail in Korean all the time. My nickname in high school (one of them) was "The Reverend". But my ancestors came from England and Wales, at least on my dad's side.

"It's actually an English name," I say, my voice crackly with sleep.

They're backing away, nodding, shaking their head. "Oh, is it?" the first girl says, and then they're gone.

Looks like I don't get to cross that item off my list of things to do before I die. Not today.



It was starting to sound like the plot to a porn!! LOL!!! :D

TheTempest
02-09-2008, 03:56 PM
Ugh. Worked until 3am, got home at 4, stayed up until 6 and slept until... ooohh about 4pm. Now? I'm going to work again.

At least my drive home won't be as long as it was last night.

I'm still tired. Bah.

kaiarose
02-09-2008, 03:58 PM
Ugh. Worked until 3am, got home at 4, stayed up until 6 and slept until... ooohh about 4pm. Now? I'm going to work again.

At least my drive home won't be as long as it was last night.

I'm still tired. Bah.


I hate the weekends. It seems like you work all night Friday, stay up til sunrise, sleep, wake up around 3 or 4, then you have to get ready right away and go right back to work. It's almost as if you never left!

SundayMorning
02-09-2008, 04:03 PM
Caverns are nifty! I saw rock formations that looked like yeasty bread, shark fins, alligator heads, the spiky descending ceiling from Indiana Jones, and a perfect vagina. Not to mention all the droolable huge stone phalluses. *sneaks away from the group...humphumphump* It was sooooo neat. I'm definitely bringing my family there next time they're in state.

Ate the nummiest fried rice. Enough leftovers for two more meals. Yay!

cherryripeboy
02-09-2008, 04:16 PM
^^See Ruby Falls, get hot....

phillyvixen
02-09-2008, 04:34 PM
Can i just say for the umptenth time that i fucking love this thread. Not only does it give me a safe mostly non judgmental place to share my thoughts, feelings, activities, aches and pains and everything else, it appeals strongly to my voyeuristic side to just know what everyone else is doing, eating, thinking, reading, watching, humping ect. WOW that was a run on sentence and i'm not going to fix it because it is the random thread and anything goes!

My on going Wedding Thank You card saga is almost over, that was a nightmare for me. I am just not organized enough to get it all together and remember everything. I'm glad i don't believe in divorce and will never have to get married again.

Every time i eat i get so full i feel sick. I like can't stop myself from finishing the food on my plate way after i'm already full. Its like a sickness

Rant of the day-
Why does everyone feel the need to tell a very pregnant woman their oregnancy/delivery/new baby horror stories? Like do they have any idea how mean that is? I swear to god everyone has some sort of scarey story saved up that they are just waiting to unleash on some poor unexpecting pregnant woman. All the delivery horrors and sick newborns and bleeding cracked nipples, enough is enough all ready!
/end rant

I'm feeling very restless and bored and a little sad for no reason.

I'm the type of person that has always craved excitement and likes newness. I used to move a lot, jump apartments and states and jobs just to always keep things fresh. I knew having a baby and getting married was going to make living like that impossible, but i think the reality of it is really setting in. This new life is so safe and stressless and beautiful... but my old life was more...hmmmm.. exciting and scary and spontaneous. I used to always feel like i was just surviving, doing what ever i had to, to keep going. Now i feel like i'm finally living but sometimes it feels like someone elses life.
/end ramble

stellaforstars
02-09-2008, 04:58 PM
I'm so ready to be back at my apartment now. I wish I was taking my clothes off for strangers on the internet...

cameron_keys
02-09-2008, 05:01 PM
I dont want to cry anymore.

stellaforstars
02-09-2008, 05:03 PM
Oh Cam. :hug:

I wish I could wander over to Florida and comfort you with cuddling and Veronica Mars...

aussiebelle
02-09-2008, 05:05 PM
oh my, i am so, so hungover. i am more hung than chuck norris.

and i just ate a bowl of ice-cream and it is only eleven o'clock and i feel even more like shit.

buffie06
02-09-2008, 05:06 PM
i am soooo tired do i have to go to work........again? Yes i must, my feet are so mad at me though . I do really well at work, but i remind myself I have to be there or I won't make anything. Must...go ..to..work :sleep:

Scarlett.Oz
02-09-2008, 05:25 PM
I just ran from a hot-tub into the pacific ocean and back again---------> Awesome!!!

aussiebelle
02-09-2008, 06:14 PM
It's hot today.

I kind of want to take a trip. I've been looking at airfare to Japan. I really want to go.

go to japan! Japan is fantastic.


i feel sick. i am so bored and grumpy. rant arghhhhhhhhhhh

cameron_keys
02-09-2008, 06:17 PM
Oh Cam. :hug:

I wish I could wander over to Florida and comfort you with cuddling and Veronica Mars...

I wish you could too. You know me so well!! Cuddling with hot chick while watching VM...add in some pizza and cheese fries and I"m in heaven!

All Good Things
02-09-2008, 06:20 PM
Just for the record, if a guy does it right - he can make it look like there's a slit, and it really can look like there's vagina.

Well, since all penises started out as vaginas, that makes perfect sense to me.

Bob_Loblaw
02-09-2008, 06:20 PM
I heard my cat crying so I went to investigate. I found him in distress all tied up in string from the hanging balls on his scratching post. I untangled him and now he's all over me purring. I'm a hero!
http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/superman.gif

cherryripeboy
02-09-2008, 06:47 PM
I think I need to fire up old Duke Nukem... I could use a bit of mindless destruction. Wonder if I can make it run in XP... lol

stellaforstars
02-09-2008, 06:52 PM
Ugh. Looks like I might have to have some cysts removed. That is such a bitch to deal with. And it's fucking expensive...Even the stupid pelvic sonogram was expensive.

I don't know why I'm just bitching about this now...I suppose it just sunk in.

phillyvixen
02-09-2008, 07:04 PM
I'm sorry Stella, every time i read one of your ouchy posts i just want to rescue you over and over again.
I hope you feel better soon

Yekhefah
02-09-2008, 07:13 PM
Is it bad that I want to cry because I'm so fucking happy right now?