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aussiepunkshocker
04-09-2007, 08:31 AM
This is crazy, I wonder what on earth it is?! - Penguins are everywhere these dyas, Dr gaz must be totally stoked, I wonder if hes watching. I wish I could get all the penguin stuff for him!

Hot2Trot
04-09-2007, 10:49 AM
My Random Thought for 4/19/07 :

Why is it all about money for some people ?

Why do people make obviously bad decisions / choices, and are then SHOCKED, JUST SHOCKED (!!!), at the outcome and consequences of said bad decisions / choices ?

Why do I give a shit ?

Why should I ?

It's like real-life is creeping into my virtual life ...

Ugh ...

:flirt:

Snowles
04-09-2007, 11:44 AM
Why did I drink wine last night? I never drink wine...and now I remember why. But the food was so very very good...I suppose it all balances out.

AlexxaHex
04-09-2007, 06:29 PM
I hate my neighborhood. Not because of crime or anything, but because all the people in my building are SO NOSY. I feel obligated to say hello to them even when I don't want to. And all these damn kids are playing outside my window so I have to hide on the other end of the living room to take phone calls. If I yelled at them to shut up, the parents would hate me and I would be perpetually known as that "mean witchy lady" or something.
GAAAAHHHHH - just SHUT UP already!!

hardkandee
04-09-2007, 06:33 PM
I am SO thirsty. Waaaaaaaateeerrrr.....

rozz
04-09-2007, 06:53 PM
I hate my neighborhood. Not because of crime or anything, but because all the people in my building are SO NOSY. I feel obligated to say hello to them even when I don't want to. And all these damn kids are playing outside my window so I have to hide on the other end of the living room to take phone calls. If I yelled at them to shut up, the parents would hate me and I would be perpetually known as that "mean witchy lady" or something.
GAAAAHHHHH - just SHUT UP already!!

See, I want to be known as the "mean witchy lady." I want to have 500 cats (my army of the night) and sit on my front porch in 90-degree weather, rocking back and forth and cocking my shotgun as people walk past. I want children to dare each other to touch my house.

TheSexKitten
04-10-2007, 10:53 AM
BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I just tuned in to the tail end of Beauty and the Geek, and they were doing a trivia game for the girls.

So this one girl gets the question "What's the capital of Iraq?"

She thinks. Then asks, "Spell Iraq, please?"

DDOOH!

Then he spells it. She thinks some more.

"I'm gonna say Afghanistan."







KLJAKJDUWlidjalkjflskjlaKU<IOPjdaslksjdflk I didn't know labotomies were still legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one

D:

PrettyCurlieQ
04-10-2007, 08:06 PM
OKAY! My random thought that I have been thinking for TWO WEEKS is why the fuck am I so sick!! To the outsider, I probably don't even look sick other than my whining and lack of make-up and clothes other than jammies! I'm so dizzy and have a constant headache. Sometimes my throat is sore..sometimes it's not! I've got this irritating cough. It's non-productive (nothing's coming up, it's dry), but I can't hold it back. It even wakes me up. But it totally sounds like a kid's fake cough trying to get out of school... I'm feverish, sometimes. It's like my symptoms turn on and off! I fucking PASSED OUT at work the other day, because I was trying to tell myself it's just in my head and to suck it up, but obviously that didn't work out too well. So now I'm not working and I sooo need to work! This is way irritating, it's driving me insane. And I can't even go complain to a doc because I don't have insurance right now! grrrr

BalletBaby
04-11-2007, 12:06 AM
My Own Random Thoughts

1. Am I the only one who likes cold pizza for breakfast ?

2. Am I the only one who eats everything but the crust ?



1. I love cold pizza for breakfast! I hate how it tastes reheated:P

2. Please send me your crust.:P

BalletBaby
04-11-2007, 12:27 AM
I mean really, what fucking moron doesn't understand that pussy-licking is a physically forceful act, a persistent, long-term dedicated drive of physical domination, where the tongue has a rabid drive of its own, a form of magnetism that pushes it to lick, flick, push and hold and hold...then pull down long strokes on the hood, so she can feel the entire full tongue, endlessly, like it will never go away, never ever go away, as you lift her firmly at the waist, off the bed, with both arms, and hold her tightly against your mouth and she locks her legs around your neck and your tongue keeps up the pressure, then begins to flick wildly from side to side, then back to full tongue contact, and after a time, however much time it is, however much time it takes, her whole body begins to shake, her head snaps back and the contractions are just barely starting, and then when she just begins to cum, the clit tries to retract, escaping from the stimulation, and a gutteral scream escapes from her throat, but you are holding her body clear up in the air, arms around her hips, mouth locked tightly against her pussy, so there is no escape for her now, as you pull her even harder onto your mouth, and she screams, a long endless scream, and she pushes down on the sheets and tries to wiggle away from you and covers her face with a pillow and squeezes her legs around your neck, but you won't let go, you just press harder, chasing down her clit and holding her firmly in the air with both arms, driving her shoulders hard into the bed and watch her mouth open wide, silent, all screamed out and exhausted, before you release her, lay her gently back on the bed, slide over her sweating body and wait the long wait for her eyes to open and the shaking to stop and her to release your shoulders and stare at the ceiling and run her hands through her hair and wonder what in the fucking hell THAT was.



I'm gonna go masturbate now.:P

LatinaRose
04-11-2007, 04:16 AM
1. I love cold pizza for breakfast! I hate how it tastes reheated:P

2. Please send me your crust.:P

I loooove cold pizza too! So much better!

Bella21
04-12-2007, 07:26 AM
ARGH! I HATE how quickly avocados turn brown! WTF?! I don't want to be forced to eat my guac so fast! :(

thefrog
04-12-2007, 09:22 AM
why am i still up i worked last night and i work tonight-- need sleep


im working 41 out of 46 days !!! /:O why?


i so need to clean house.

Circe
04-12-2007, 11:14 AM
I really want to read some Baby-Sitter's club books again.

TheSexKitten
04-12-2007, 04:50 PM
Eeeeeeeewww I've been on SW allllll day.

Plus my roommates misplaced the remote. :(

The_Oceans
04-12-2007, 05:12 PM
Arrrgh, I should be asleep right now, not watching the hockey playoffs and reading SW.

*sigh* only three more months in this apartment, where I've lived the past five years.

ExoticEngineer
04-12-2007, 05:17 PM
I think my neighbors cat is going to have kittens on my laundry room. I'm plotting a way to get my man to let me keep one!

TheSexKitten
04-12-2007, 05:34 PM
I just discovered an awesome pastime!

With a bowl of spaghettios, take a spoonful, put it in your mouth, suck off all the sauce, and spit the noodles back in your bowl. Gross, but fun. :D

BalletBaby
04-12-2007, 05:42 PM
^^I did that when I was younger:D

Roulette
04-13-2007, 07:10 PM
Unicycles are amazingly hard to ride.

The lower section of my left ribs hurt on my side and back.

I want some new perfume.

Pencils skirts totally rule.

I wonder if my top right cainine tooth is about to bust out of my gums.

Septum retainers fall out when you cry really hard.

Roulette
04-13-2007, 07:26 PM
I hate my neighborhood. Not because of crime or anything, but because all the people in my building are SO NOSY. I feel obligated to say hello to them even when I don't want to. And all these damn kids are playing outside my window so I have to hide on the other end of the living room to take phone calls. If I yelled at them to shut up, the parents would hate me and I would be perpetually known as that "mean witchy lady" or something.
GAAAAHHHHH - just SHUT UP already!!

haha "damn kids".. you're preggers, I think this is funny because you will have one of those kids.. it's growing inside you!! And really you can be bitchy and say it's your hormones acting up because of the baby... just the two things I thought of when reading this.


See, I want to be known as the "mean witchy lady." I want to have 500 cats (my army of the night) and sit on my front porch in 90-degree weather, rocking back and forth and cocking my shotgun as people walk past. I want children to dare each other to touch my house.

Really, you don't. She's taking a group dynamics class with me. She is one of the most depressing women I've ever met. Really. Ever. Also as an aside before deciding on Roulette Razz was going to be my stage name. I think of that every time i see your posts.

Random thoughts cont.

1. I just posted on here!! like JUST!

2. I spend waaaaay too much time on here. I spent time on here and didnt do my research paper. I did the paper in 45 min and my incentive was that I couldn't check SW until I finished. If I'd done it on time I would have gotten an A. But I was on SW so I handed it in a week late and got a B

Katrine
04-13-2007, 07:55 PM
My wine tasting was a success. My clients love me! Everything was so delicious and the sommelier was funny and entertaining. Ok, perhaps I won't quit today after all.

I really wish someone would just rip out my uterus..take it all, I don't care, ovaries and broken fallopes too. I don't care if I turn manly and start growing facial hair. That's what laser is for. Bleeding sucks!

Nicolina
04-15-2007, 09:59 PM
Nicolina, you are the goddess of everything cool. You knit and love Andy Goldsworthy? TOO better watch it, I might come kidnap you.

awwwwwww....:blush:

I just saw this for the first time today. I was thinkin' the same thing about you! :-* maybe time for a little roadtrip to AZ....

you know, I think there are a few more knitters on the board, but I won't out them publicly. ;)


The yarn store is slightly condescending! Goodness! You'd think they'd be pleased that someone wanted to learn. Instead they took me to the discount bin and told me to pick "pretty colors" there so I didn't waste my money and something I'm not going to finish. I'll show those ladies!!
I know! Aren't they terrible!? I don't know what that snooty-knitting-lady phenomenon is--I thought strippers knew how to freeze out newbies, but they've got nothing on those knitting ladies! :O


Now excuse me while I make my scarf, so it's done in time for winter.
awww...just keep working on it! I am actually not in a knitting phase right now...I tend to cycle through my obsessions over the course of a year, devoting a few months at a time to each one.

Random Thoughts For the Day:

~I don't think I have what it takes to be a real scientist.

~My cat is stealing broccoli from a bowl on the counter and eating it voraciously. wtf?

~There's no way I can write a 15 page paper on the phylogeny of the genus Baccharis (Asteraceae) based on analysis of the internal transcribed spacers of nuclear rDNA by Wednesday.

~I've got Vitamin Water, NPR, PG Tips, SW, & Trapiche Malbec. All I need are some potato chips and chocolate.

~And some discipline.:-\

Nautilus
04-15-2007, 10:47 PM
i'm so bored and over the things i have to do... i have procrastinated myself out of a paper bag and into the frying pan.

not cool.

what's for dinner?

Embyr
04-15-2007, 10:57 PM
lately my rat has been trying to get my attention when I have him out by galloping off with my stuff... like, he stole a cigarette the other day, and a candy wrapper... and he goes and sits under the bed, deposits his prize, comes back out and wants more shit. greedy rat bastard.

and after i put him away i always have to look and find how much stuff he's stockpiled under my bed that day. :D


.... i need to get laid.

Sunshine73
04-15-2007, 10:59 PM
It's very quiet now that my child is asleep.

I really need to get my nails done. By Wed.

I love my Cinnamin Bun lotion that I got from the Bath and Body Works today, and I can't stop slathering it on.

I miss my handsome boyfriend. I want him.

Maybe I should get a pedicure too.

Am I going into work Tuesday morning, or should I go in at night?

I should go to bed soon.

Sunshine73
04-15-2007, 11:00 PM
I'm really over THE BACHELOR.

hardkandee
04-16-2007, 10:48 PM
Why do guys in makeup turn me on? I've watched the Alkaline Trio's video for Burn like 8 times now. :O That look so does it for me... :drool:

Roulette
04-17-2007, 06:08 AM
ugh. I am going to fucking fail this class.

Why did I forget my phone and puter chargers in another state?! wtf? I suck.

I liked that one girls dancing style at the club on Sat.

Why the hell do dancers totally skip over female customers?! When that happens all I can think is "bitch, fine, I'll give my money to someone else" gerr.

FUCK I'm going to fail!

I haven't been on here in a while.

sc0101
04-17-2007, 06:15 AM
Why is it so god damned hard to make a doctors appointment. Head meet wall.

JustJayda
04-17-2007, 09:13 AM
Why is it that as soon as I've showered and lotioned, I hafta pass gas! I feel dirty all over again!

Why do I get so pissed when I try a new Chinese restaurant, and they don't make my egg-foo-yung the way I like it??? Who puts peas in it?? HONESTLY!>:(

Roulette
04-17-2007, 10:02 AM
Why does absolutely every here smoke fucking menthols? Why doesnt anyone ANYONE smoke anything else?

I gained 5Lbs this weekend.

I think rice noodles are really great.

If I ever get a BA I don't know if I'll be able to sleep on my back. I've been trying to the past few days and I just cant sleep on my back.

cameron_keys
04-17-2007, 10:07 AM
Why does my head for the last week feel like theres so much pressure it's going to explode??? I feel like I'm hanging upside down and all the blood has rushed to my head...ALL THE TIME...it's really annoying.


Why does my agent suck? I've done 2 shoots in 3 weeks, and the only shoot I have this week is one I booked without him. I'm supposed to go to LA next month and he still doesnt have anything concrete for me out there. I'M GOING BROKE and I'M bored out of my skull sitting at home. i really dont want to dance again. but I may have to just to pay my bills......

I'm working out for hours every day(since I have nothing else to do for the past month) and i feel like I'm making progress, yet I still get told that I shoud go to the gym and diet...ugh....how fucking skinny do I have to be???

Roulette
04-17-2007, 10:49 AM
haha I got way too drunk this weekend and ralphed. It looked like flowers. How weird.

sc0101
04-17-2007, 11:56 AM
I'm totally buying a non porn DVD movie to get off too.

Roulette
04-17-2007, 12:26 PM
^^^ OoOoO what are you getting?

krchab99
04-17-2007, 12:52 PM
my fav cab driver got fired and it totatly sucks. I am glad for the random becuse it allowed me to say that.

Roulette
04-17-2007, 12:59 PM
good lord. I just finished catching up on the things that have been posted to the threads I'm subscribed to after not being on for Sat, Sun, and Monday! I started checking like a couple of hours ago with a few classes in between.

sc0101
04-17-2007, 02:00 PM
^^^ OoOoO what are you getting?


I don't wanna say ;D

Roulette
04-17-2007, 02:08 PM
haha I know... The Barney movies get me too...}:D hahahaha

X Evan X
04-17-2007, 02:11 PM
To hell with Peas! Man I don't like those little green bastards


Anybody got a remedy for creative-block? Where is my muse???


If you've never seen someone try to break a beer bottle over their own head I highly recommend taking advantage of the opportunity to watch if it ever presents itself
-E

sc0101
04-17-2007, 03:09 PM
haha I know... The Barney movies get me too...}:D hahahaha
Yeah purple dinosaurs = wet cunt.

MrChristopher
04-17-2007, 03:48 PM
Baking 2 dozen chicken drumsticks sure does take a long fuckin' time. Geesh. I've got my 4 kids and 2 friends of theirs in the living room waiting. COME ON ALREADY.

JustJayda
04-17-2007, 03:51 PM
Baking 2 dozen chicken drumsticks sure does take a long fuckin' time. Geesh. I've got my 4 kids and 2 friends of theirs in the living room waiting. COME ON ALREADY.


In the words of the great Ricky-Bobby(Talledega Nights): "Shake-n-Bake"!!!

MrChristopher
04-17-2007, 03:52 PM
Well, yeah....but they wanted them baked with BBQ sauce. Oh well. PLus, man...how much shake n bake would that take, like 6 boxes?

JustJayda
04-17-2007, 03:56 PM
Well, yeah....but they wanted them baked with BBQ sauce. Oh well. PLus, man...how much shake n bake would that take, like 6 boxes?

Mr.Christopher!!!!! They have more than one flavor baby! The BBQ is good (I always add extra sauce right b4 they're done), also the tangy honey is pretty tasty too.

Should only take a box for 24 legs, cuz it has two packets. Depends on if you have those steroid using chicken legs though. I usually make a dozen legs with one bag.

MrChristopher
04-17-2007, 04:40 PM
Well. Now I know. Gracias. (I usually use Oven Fry, not Shake n Bake.) They were pretty tasty, though. AND, after all that, the kids only ate ONE each. After screaming how hungry they all were and OH PLEASE MAKE US DRUMSTICKS!!!MAKE LOTS DAD PLEEEEEASE!!. Hmph. Looks like some little rugrats are getting cold chicken legs in their lunchboxes tomorrow.

JustJayda
04-17-2007, 04:47 PM
you've been quoted!!! LMAO!!!!

Embyr
04-18-2007, 12:01 AM
well, the one nice thing about all the crazy ass dental work i'm getting done is that after an hour of crying and gripping my jaw with the worst pain i've ever felt in my life, a vicodin and 4 advils puts me in a very... interesting.... state of mind... someone remind me not to transfer addictions after all this shit is over... :-\ :O

DylanAngel
04-18-2007, 11:33 AM
I just ate 3 pieces of salami...and my cat watched.