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PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 09:09 PM
It's my adoptive dad's birthday today, and he's all the way in Oregon :(

Tart
07-05-2007, 09:41 PM
I love the liberty mutual commericals. The ones where everyone does something nice for someone, and someone else witnesses it..so it's contagious..

I liek that.

I also cut my own bangs because I'm far too fucking impatient to go to a salon.,although the rest of my hair needs a trim too.

I wanted to take new photos today and play with makeup. But shit it's almost midnight and I have no overwheling inspiration today. Damnit paige Post some photos so I can feel inspired.

Otherwise I'm going to wait till tomorrow and do it before work,when I'm putting on makeup for a reason.

I seriously can't stand certain people and their pathetic pretend cries for help. I hate that shit hate it.
I think Im going to switch from comcast to RCN better deals i think.

I put my son on a sidekick plan. instead of making him do prepaid with his allowance. I just realized after I did it and bought a new sidekick that I'm adding another bill to my life. And that my boy is turning into a small man.

PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 09:47 PM
I wanted to take new photos today and play with makeup. But shit it's almost midnight and I have no overwheling inspiration today. Damnit paige Post some photos so I can feel inspired.



I have a ton to post, but not enough memory on my pc to run any photo editing programs first :(

Embyr
07-05-2007, 10:57 PM
Damn, cruising down PCH when the sun is going down... how I miss CA.

PCH is ok... better for ACTual cruisers, but when i'm out of my PCH-familiarity zone (laguna-lbc) then it's great for slowing down to watch new scenery.

What really makes me appreciate CA (err, nearby CA) is going up into the mountains... I spent the 4th doing Angeles Crest Highway with my sportbike group... i LOVe that route. ACH & Malibu Canyon are some of the most beautiful pieces of scenery... ortega, too... but there's too much traffic there for my liking.

Here's a vid of what it's like to ride a canyon (for those who have never been riding/on the back doing the twisties) ... and this isn't me... although i want a helmet cam!!! my bike has a more rumbly/basso sound. this guy's on a japanese bike.

hehe the music is AWFUL.... but it gives you a good idea of the route, following the lines/lean of the riders in front... and how close people get to the rails/mountainsides/cars that are HOPEfully not crossing the double yellow!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBKmVZp7vI&mode=related&search=

Djoser
07-06-2007, 01:42 AM
There is an excellent bike road outside of Austin, Texas, called 2222, that runs through the cliffs and rocky hills just outside of the city--it's especially good if you have a BMW, as I did at the time.

Embyr
07-06-2007, 02:08 AM
There is an excellent bike road outside of Austin, Texas, called 2222, that runs through the cliffs and rocky hills just outside of the city--it's especially good if you have a BMW, as I did at the time.

^^ whaddathey call it? 2x4? :D :D

schpeaking of bikes, you never returned the pm where i put you on some kick-ass guzzi cafe's... :P

Djoser
07-06-2007, 02:38 AM
Sorry, but I have worked every night this past week now, and I am fried--I want to do it justice. But I will tell you this, a Guzzi would definitely be one of the four picks I mentioned.

You are apparently psychic, which will serve us well on upcoming missions, lol...

PaigeDWinter
07-06-2007, 04:17 AM
*sigh* Nothing says sexy like a stripper in nothing but a thong, heels, and a giant, metal, finger splint. Work is gonna be so much fun!

cherryripeboyII
07-06-2007, 05:47 AM
^^Go Medievil, arm gauntlents, and chain mail.... ok no more World of Whorcraft for me....

Yes that tops off another fine week. What a pain.

I need 2 million US dollars in gold and a bottle of vodka.

Have you guys seen the gold lady on tv? Old woman trying to flog gold....

Embyr
07-06-2007, 06:01 AM
^^^ hahahahaha my ex used to laugh his ass off every time the "gold lady" came on tv... because he knew i'd start making snide remarks at the television... she bugged the shit outta me for some reason. :O :P

Chicagoeditor
07-06-2007, 06:55 AM
Freedom. Friday. Flying [tomorrow]. Life is good.

Snowles
07-06-2007, 02:08 PM
I HATE (caps means it's important) being jobless. I really really don't like it at all. No income means no fun, and pretty well no anything, really. I can't grab a beer with my friends, I can't go to the SC (my home away from home :D), I can't make the 2hour drive to visit my friends who moved out of town, I can't really do anything. So I just sit around on the 'net, or play guitar. It's good in smaller doses, but it's getting boring.

I dunno what to do. :(

TheSexKitten
07-06-2007, 03:16 PM
I love the liberty mutual commericals.

I love the Liberty Medical commercials! ;D "If you have dye uh beet uss, call Lierty Medical today!"

Tart
07-06-2007, 03:32 PM
^ haha

I had to read that 3 times before I got it. Fuck I'm slow.

Let me add i keep sleeping weird and getting odd crinks in my fucking neck.

The colon cleanse I did has had me shitting for 3 days straight now. Not that it's a bad thing, just weird..

My stomach is 10 x's flatter which is almost an odd sunken in appearance. Humph.

I've yet to hear from my BF who is supposed to be in Paris today. I keep getting flash backs of Hostel in my mind.

My landlord keeps calling. I suppose I should go pay my rent lol. Fuck I'm lazy.

I can't quit listening to Miss Kittin I'm addicted.

Its like 2001 up in here. Travis gave me a limitied number akon shirt. I wonder if I should sell it on ebay. They are all hand signed and numbered. only 300 of em'. I don't even like AKON not too sure why he gave it to me.

Im not in love with the outfit I'm wearing tonight. go figure.

I have more rants to go off on. But I need to save em' to up my post count wahhaha

cameron_keys
07-06-2007, 03:34 PM
The colon cleanse I did has had me shitting for 3 days straight now. Not that it's a bad thing, just weird..

My stomach is 10 x's flatter which is almost an odd sunken in appearance. Humph.


Which one did you use?

Lady Jade
07-06-2007, 04:16 PM
My apartment smells so lovely because I am baking my famous chocolate chip cookies!

Tart
07-06-2007, 04:20 PM
I used just a nasty bit of salt water cleanse. Fucking gross but after a few times of doing it you are okay with the taste.

Just google salt water cleanse. You'll need mortons sea salt though to do it.

PrettyCurlieQ
07-06-2007, 04:32 PM
I don't want to work tonight cuz I'm lazy. But I'm also broke since I just paid my bills today...

And I'm irritated because this certain douchebag manager is working tonight, and I'm still mad at him because he FINED ME for taking my shoes off on stage. Apparently it's illegal to take off your shoes, I'm sure here in Texas it's yet another form of prostitution or something stupid like that. But the strap on BOTH shoes broke and there is no way I could do it without the ankle strap..my legs are not strong enough... okay enough rant..... gotta get ready :(

Deni
07-06-2007, 04:36 PM
My apartment smells so lovely because I am baking my famous chocolate chip cookies!

OMG! Cookies! :D

britt244
07-06-2007, 04:37 PM
I don't want to work tonight cuz I'm lazy. But I'm also broke since I just paid my bills today...

And I'm irritated because this certain douchebag manager is working tonight, and I'm still mad at him because he FINED ME for taking my shoes off on stage. Apparently it's illegal to take off your shoes, I'm sure here in Texas it's yet another form of prostitution or something stupid like that. But the strap on BOTH shoes broke and there is no way I could do it without the ankle strap..my legs are not strong enough... okay enough rant..... gotta get ready :(

youre dancing now?!?!?!

and i miss you :-[

Lady Jade
07-06-2007, 04:39 PM
OMG! Cookies! :D

Wants some, Deni? I can mail you some when I mail a batch to Pooka! ;D

Deni
07-06-2007, 04:41 PM
Wants some, Deni? I can mail you some when I mail a batch to Pooka! ;D

Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Yes, please! I will totally PM you my address in a whole minute!

:dance: :dance:

Lady Jade
07-06-2007, 04:47 PM
Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Yes, please! I will totally PM you my address in a whole minute!

:dance: :dance:

Haha I warn you, though, my chocolate chip cookies are extremely addictive. Just ask Cally - she had half a batch all by herself!

PaigeDWinter
07-06-2007, 05:13 PM
Wants some, Deni? I can mail you some when I mail a batch to Pooka! ;D


OOOH! OOOOH! (Mister Kotter!!) OOOOH!!! *waves hands frantically*

Lady Jade
07-06-2007, 05:45 PM
OOOH! OOOOH! (Mister Kotter!!) OOOOH!!! *waves hands frantically*

I'd be more than happy to send you cookies too, Paige!

First batch, of course, is free... then we negotiate for future batches! ;)

PaigeDWinter
07-06-2007, 05:59 PM
*does the happy cookie dance*





Hey, speaking of all the Kids Growing Up Too Fast talk lately?


http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/06/child.driver.chase.ap/index.html


Yeah, craziness.

PaigeDWinter
07-06-2007, 06:48 PM
This commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z_kmcnwQtc) was just on my tv. I lawled.

Lady Jade
07-06-2007, 07:07 PM
Now that the cookie smell has started to fade out with the cookies now being stores in air-tight tupperware...

I started making meatballs and gravy. Every time I start cutting tomatoes and basil, it reminds me of my dad. Then I cry...

PaigeDWinter
07-06-2007, 08:45 PM
I love bash.org!




<TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
<TRG> so she put it in mine
<TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
<TRG> that got into the action right away
<TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
<TRG> opens up windows media players
<TRG> and the porn starts playing
<TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck"
<TRG> but then...
<TRG> she goes berserk
<TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"
<TRG> and she took out a HAMMER
<TRG> and smashed the fucking CD
<TRG> it was the best thing ever
<TRG> not only was I completely off the hook
<TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
<TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us

TigersMilk
07-06-2007, 10:39 PM
Tomorrow is the 6th day of work in the last 8 days. *eye twitch* It would be nice to make up for the money I spent on my hair today. I don't want to with the way its been so slow and all but extra money is extra money.

I just hope I don't have to play karate stripper tomorrow.

PaigeDWinter
07-06-2007, 11:57 PM
Uploaded 20+ new fractals. goin crosseyed now... ow.

maximvsv
07-07-2007, 01:43 AM
I love bash.org!




<TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
<TRG> so she put it in mine
<TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
<TRG> that got into the action right away
<TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
<TRG> opens up windows media players
<TRG> and the porn starts playing
<TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck"
<TRG> but then...
<TRG> she goes berserk
<TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"
<TRG> and she took out a HAMMER
<TRG> and smashed the fucking CD
<TRG> it was the best thing ever
<TRG> not only was I completely off the hook
<TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
<TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us

Wow. That just totally made my morning.

PaigeDWinter
07-07-2007, 04:03 AM
So the pals I'm gonna visit in the Netherlands have been sending me many urls for places to see. Especially RLD stuff. MUHAHAHAHAA!!!





Should I go to work on minimal sleep, with a finger splint on, or stay home and man the Niteflirt lines? :-\

Mastridonicus
07-07-2007, 05:06 AM
I have a lot of quotes on bash.org. But not as Mastridonicus :D

My ear itches in a place I can not reaccccchhhh

PaigeDWinter
07-07-2007, 05:36 AM
My ear itches in a place I can not reaccccchhhh




Dude. That's not yer ear.

Mastridonicus
07-07-2007, 05:40 AM
Dude. That's not yer ear.


Got it! Oh....so THAT'S the "prostate"

Mastridonicus
07-07-2007, 05:53 AM
Not to double post but I was just reminded, My GRANDMOTHER used to tell me how much she loved Tom Cruise, like, Dirty Love Tom Cruise... then one day she told me I looked like him.


Fucked me up for YEARS.

Yekhefah
07-07-2007, 07:52 AM
I had a party last night. Evidently it was a good one, because now I'm hungover and my apartment is a shambles. There are traces of things I don't remember at all. I hope I didn't embarrass myself.

I do remember that everyone was dancing on the pole. This one guy was pretty good.

cameron_keys
07-07-2007, 07:56 AM
My neighbor sucks. Weedwacking his backyard since 8:30 this fucking morning. Not like I wanted to sleep in on SAT MORNING or anything....thanks fucktwat.

Now I'm all crabby and stuff.....

Tart
07-07-2007, 09:48 AM
I threw up in my friends bathroom

Pissed in her front yard on the rocks

I feel like death. DEATH. it's 95 degrees and it's not even fucking noon out.

Work? fuck no. Me and my hand stamp from the club are sleeping today.

PS why did I pee in the rocks?

rozz
07-07-2007, 11:44 AM
I refuse to leave my house until it's back in the 70s.

TheSexKitten
07-07-2007, 12:23 PM
ooh! I met PuertoRicanPinup and she is HOT!!!

Tart
07-07-2007, 12:30 PM
Im going to make my bf a porn. Just a self fuck porn. But none the less a porn. Question is... what the FUCK do I do as an intro? Do i talk to the god damn camera...what do I say?

UGh

Yekhefah
07-07-2007, 12:34 PM
^^^ Just say something like, "Hey baby... I was just lying here thinking about your (sexy feature)..." run your hands over your body and go from there!

Oh, and send me a copy too. }:D

Tart
07-07-2007, 12:39 PM
haa I feel fucking corny doing it. maybe i'll just do a strip tease. .. fuck. only guy on this fucking planet that I stress looking retarded around.

and im not a prude but fuck i feel like one right now.

but good idea Yek!!

cameron_keys
07-07-2007, 12:41 PM
Tart...do a search for solo porn and you'll get plenty of ideas!!

And trust me..every time I have to work the camera by myself...I feel like I should be riding the short bus home! You arent alone!!

Tart
07-07-2007, 12:55 PM
youporn. here i fucking come!!! I just hope I can figure out how to send a video that I"ve made with my isight..

Tart
07-07-2007, 04:50 PM
I seriously am craving the strangest shit.

Sushi ( dragon rolls. ) and fucking butter danish cookies that come in the tin can! wtf

cherryripeboyII
07-07-2007, 04:53 PM
Dragon Roll like this?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lala/49936790/


I want some KC rolls... no pics from Tony's Sushi though.

Tart
07-07-2007, 04:57 PM
^ YUM yes!!! that's a dragon roll. SOOO good