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hardkandee
02-11-2008, 10:32 PM
*yawn*
Seeeepy time.
I wouldn't have guessed TOO went to Hooter's. The waitresses are always mean to me at the local Hooter's... hurmph. /:O
LuckyOne
02-11-2008, 11:03 PM
I think ima do something unusual this week. Its about time for a change...
All Good Things
02-11-2008, 11:08 PM
^ You act like I have a choice in the matter. They all know where I live, ya know?
Obviously, your local girls are ferociously jealous of you. Tips go down when the hottest girl in the place is not actually working there. :)
Sophia_Starina
02-11-2008, 11:17 PM
Wow.... is this thread going to hit 20,000 today?
Yekhefah
02-11-2008, 11:25 PM
How the hell does she do ?? I want to learn!!
stellaforstars
02-11-2008, 11:30 PM
Wow.... is this thread going to hit 20,000 today?
I'd say there's a pretty good chance of that.
All Good Things
02-11-2008, 11:37 PM
^ Sensational gag reflex control. Really impressive.
It's nothing really new, but I was struck by how she's mastered the technique of using her hands to do most of the stimulation -- quick, rapidly and with plenty of saliva, which is the trick to getting a guy to lose control. The guy came from that, and long before she deep-throated him so swiftly and convincingly that it looked like she learned with swords at the circus.
Oh. Looked like she was having fun, too. :)
Yekhefah
02-11-2008, 11:40 PM
I know. Between her enthusiasm and technique and the amazing sounds he was making, I nearly got off just watching it. I totally want to learn to do that. It would rock K's world.
Lysondra
02-11-2008, 11:43 PM
It takes a lot of work... practice with a flexible dildo first! And start by hanging your head off the bed so your throat is straight.
Yekhefah
02-11-2008, 11:44 PM
Good idea. Gotta go buy me a flexible dildo now.
RoseLeigh
02-11-2008, 11:47 PM
I cheated on my club today!}:D My other-club search went badly, so I ended up working 3 hours at a certain infamous Philly club with a friend. We spent half the time flinging ourselves around the poles. Didn't make much, but damn-the opposite of high hustle. And just fun. Apparently I work there now. ;D
Darcy Foxx
02-11-2008, 11:47 PM
i am craving a big, greasy garlic lamb kebab
stellaforstars
02-11-2008, 11:58 PM
I'm kind of tired of insomnia.
britt244
02-12-2008, 12:49 AM
I hate getting up in the middle of the night.... like last night. I had a nightmare I was literally chained to a desk, with a computer and I had to continously answer the phone, and my eyes were bleeding and I was in hell... literally fire and brimstone, and the phone would not stop ringing, and the tenitius in my ears was through the roof, I could hear the souls suffering, and endless wailing and moaning what I was saying was blending into some kind of nothing, a mish mash like a gravley low pitched drone...and my throat was getting raw with blood.... I woke up and in the mirror that faces my bed I saw that hell.... it really freaked me out. I think something finally cut my chains with an axe but I'm not sure....
I *really* want to cover my mirror and I don't want to go to bed.
um.. nightmares suck. but then, i sleep with the light on. i would have a massive panic attack if i tried to sleep in the dark alone. my lamp and tv must both be on.
i saw the eye last night and nothing really scares me but that did.. im very creeped out still. i almost jumped out of my skin when i left my apt tonight and saw someone else in the hallway.
Callyish
02-12-2008, 12:52 AM
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee....... im soooooooooooo happy to be in Winnipeg right now even if I am on dialup. Its just so nice and relaxing and damn its great to be back with all my regulars and awesome friends and wow im so damn happy! I get so depressed and blah when im in Alberta and B.C. Winnipeg is my happy place and damn its good to be home :D
shasta
02-12-2008, 01:01 AM
I am trying to get me mind off a guy who does not want to be with me (the way i want) so i went out with another guy tonight. It was the worst date ever. Hmm, i do think there is a bad date thread somewhere around here. I think i will try to find it.
aussiebelle
02-12-2008, 02:35 AM
Yay! My tonalin arrived today way earlier than I expected!
GoldCoastGirl
02-12-2008, 06:11 AM
*sigh* no mac notebooks on the gold coast !!!!
i wanna my mac notebook !! i crave my internet.. crave!
bye internet til i get that damn mac notebook.. why oh why did there have to be a supply shortage!
Chicagoeditor
02-12-2008, 07:42 AM
Geeked out last night. Burned a CD with Umbutu Linux, which I'm planning to load on my creaky old Dell Inspiron (currently running, barely, on XP).
OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 07:52 AM
I'm kind of tired of insomnia.
I'm sorry... mine seems to have settled down lately, aside from one night a couple of weeks ago. Hopefully yours will too.
um.. nightmares suck. but then, i sleep with the light on. i would have a massive panic attack if i tried to sleep in the dark alone. my lamp and tv must both be on.
Does this ever cause logistical problems with boys, or are your habits different in that situation? A few girls I've known liked to sleep with the TV on, luckily for me they were flexible about it, because I can't sleep with that much noise...
Lysondra
02-12-2008, 07:59 AM
I'm trying to convince people to buy me Lincoln Logs.
WTF am I doing still awake? I'm not even in a posting mood. I'm just staring at the damn computer screen like an idiot.
Tauries
02-12-2008, 08:24 AM
How the hell does she do ?? I want to learn!!
The mere fact that you care gives me hope...thank you Yek!!:)
Yet another of my friends has gotten smart and left this wretched excuse for a ghetto shithole city...le sigh...I'm in a rotten crappy grumpy mood...so overdue for some good times in life.
Chicagoeditor
02-12-2008, 08:33 AM
I'm trying to convince people to buy me Lincoln Logs.
^^^ I've got a Lincoln Log for you right here, baby. Sadly, it's about that size...
stellaforstars
02-12-2008, 09:11 AM
^^Is it wrong that I said the exact same thing to myself? (minus the self-deprecating bit)
Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 09:17 AM
Ugh. My boss's boss is around today and being all nosy. Not much SW-ing for me today. I might actually get stuff done. I hate that.
gingerlee
02-12-2008, 09:24 AM
Good morning all! Let's make this day wonderful!
Ok, my old agent is writing a book and I'm in it. I'm kinda scared about what will be written since he knows I'm bat shit crazy and he's sadly experienced it first hand. All this gives me awful anxiety...
Yekhefah
02-12-2008, 09:42 AM
My aunt and uncle are going to China today! They're picking up my new baby cousin! ;D
SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 09:50 AM
How the hell does she do this (http://www.youporn.com/watch/29223)?? I want to learn!!
I'm feeling pretty good about myself...definitely more finesse on the deepthroating than I currently possess (wowza) but the rest of the technique is classic Sunday! Hurrah! I was having doubts about my ability recently.
Woke up crampy. Faded as I lounged an hour with the trusty Harry Potter reread, but now it's coming back. I may have to authoritatively "BAH" my laser technician's advice that I not take a steaming hot bath for a few days.
The Hubby's birthday gifts arrived! I got him a combination of music, games and movies. All the things he likes best. Wanted to take him shopping for some nice new shoes and pants also, but financially that's just not possible right now. Not to mention he's starting that tough path of weight loss (yay for him!) so buying pants isn't a good idea yet. Plus since I'll be on my period for his birthday, I'll most likely give up the booty, which is his favorite. Happy birthday, check. *puts on the Good Wifey hat*
PrettyCurlieQ
02-12-2008, 09:54 AM
Good morning all! Let's make this day wonderful!
Ok, my old agent is writing a book and I'm in it. I'm kinda scared about what will be written since he knows I'm bat shit crazy and he's sadly experienced it first hand. All this gives me awful anxiety...
I wish I was famous and people wanted to write about me in their memoirs...
Man, I've got the hiccups!
Yekhefah
02-12-2008, 09:57 AM
I'm feeling pretty good about myself...definitely more finesse on the deepthroating than I currently possess (wowza) but the rest of the technique is classic Sunday!
Really? You will be welcome in our house ANY TIME.
I don't give K very good blowjobs, I'm ashamed to admit. I have a small mouth and my teeth get in the way, and he likes a lot of deepthroating and hard sucking, which is really difficult to do without biting him. I want to get better at it. But my absolute FAVORITE thing is to watch him get blowjobs from other women, I LOVE that!
I love Lysondra's idea of practicing on a dildo. I'm gonna do that while he's gone and develop me some mad DT skillz. I would love to be able to give a blowjob as good as this one!
Chicagoeditor
02-12-2008, 10:00 AM
Not to mention he's starting that tough path of weight loss (yay for him!) so buying pants isn't a good idea yet.
I had the brilliant idea, three months ago, of having no less than 6 pairs of slacks taken in, a celebration of my devotion to healthy living and exercise. Since then, of course, I've become a couch potato again and gained 10lbs back--all around the middle, seemingly. :-\
Darcy Foxx
02-12-2008, 10:04 AM
i drank waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much red bull at work tonight. ick.
and i gotta be up early to get tattooed. ick.
SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:08 AM
Really? You will be welcome in our house ANY TIME.
I don't give K very good blowjobs, I'm ashamed to admit. I have a small mouth and my teeth get in the way, and he likes a lot of deepthroating and hard sucking, which is really difficult to do without biting him. I want to get better at it. But my absolute FAVORITE thing is to watch him get blowjobs from other women, I LOVE that!
I love Lysondra's idea of practicing on a dildo. I'm gonna do that while he's gone and develop me some mad DT skillz. I would love to be able to give a blowjob as good as this one!
I would be both honored and horny to be a guest in your house! You and K have full rights to do whatever sinister things you want with me! ;D
See, I was talking to Odysseus about this the other night. I used to take a LOT of pride in my oral skizzills. Good stamina, great control, very responsive partner which made me just totally enthusiastic about going to town on him. The Hubby has never really cared much for oral from day 1, and it's hard to muster the same enthusiasm when he doesn't have it first, yanno? So I've kind of slacked off, jaw isn't as strong as it used to be (and TMJ doesn't help) and I just feel like one of the things I did best in the bedroom is going to waste. Anyway, it'd be good for me (and my oversized-yet-fragile ego) to have an enthusiastic partner to work on again.
OK off to DDR a few rounds and then pick up a transcript. Le sigh...productive time.
Yekhefah
02-12-2008, 10:11 AM
Same here. My ex loved blowjobs so I got good at doing it his way, and then K spent years telling me he didn't really care about oral one way or the other so I got lazy. Turns out he does like a good BJ, just a different way from the way I've been doing it. So I'm trying hard to learn!
I promise if you're ever up this way, K will be as enthusiastic as you need him to be! ;)
blondi553
02-12-2008, 10:19 AM
wow! i went to bed before 10 and got up around 11! now i feel like shit!
Alaska
02-12-2008, 10:21 AM
Omg! I got my airfare confirmed today, leaving it 10 days! :hyper:
blondi553
02-12-2008, 10:24 AM
I cant believe that the random thread is 800 pages long! That is just insane!
Alaska
02-12-2008, 10:32 AM
I've totally read the first 5 pages and sometimes click on random Random Thread pages bc I'm st00pid like that.
RoseLeigh
02-12-2008, 10:41 AM
It's snowing!
TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:47 AM
^And my school will never cancel classes. Damn it, I don't want to risk my life in the supposed mess they're predicting. Especially on the parkway, with freezing rain and snow mix.... people can't drive in it, they freak out.
That, and I don't want to go to class. LOL
blondi553
02-12-2008, 10:55 AM
aww that sux about the snow! its warm here today finally! im kinda excited!
Alaska
02-12-2008, 10:56 AM
^what, degrees?
Alaska
02-12-2008, 10:57 AM
Oh, posts. 94!
blondi553
02-12-2008, 10:58 AM
ummm upper 50's right now! yay for the sun!
blondi553
02-12-2008, 10:59 AM
were almost to 20000! whos gonna get it???
blondi553
02-12-2008, 11:00 AM
I......................
blondi553
02-12-2008, 11:00 AM
LOVE.............
blondi553
02-12-2008, 11:01 AM
Stripperweb!
blondi553
02-12-2008, 11:01 AM
YAY............