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blondi553
02-12-2008, 08:41 PM
that is inspiration from the babelfish translator someone posted a while back lol
RoseLeigh
02-12-2008, 08:49 PM
that is inspiration from the babelfish translator someone posted a while back lol
:rotfl:Have you been drinking, Blondi? I :heartbeat the Random Thread.
Lady Jade
02-12-2008, 08:56 PM
YAY!! THE BEAGLE WON WESTMINSTER! W00t for making history!!
hardkandee
02-12-2008, 08:56 PM
Hi Ladies! I am feeling a cold coming on. I used all the home remedies today and rested. I took off last night for the date from hell. So, I am going in. Well, I am procrastinating. I will get there though!
I swear, everyone in town is sick. I felt a cold coming on a couple weeks ago and it turned out to be full fledged flu. Ick. I hope you feel better!
zxcire
02-12-2008, 09:05 PM
i love sucking dick.
sxybrat07
02-12-2008, 09:06 PM
I just had a drink that after drinking 1/2 about knocked me on my ass...in UTAH! WTF?? When did people start making REAL drinks here? It was nummy though, mmm....
hardkandee
02-12-2008, 09:12 PM
i love sucking dick.
Me toooooo! :blush:
The day is not complete without a bj.
dangerousdiva
02-12-2008, 09:13 PM
I just had a drink that after drinking 1/2 about knocked me on my ass...in UTAH! WTF?? When did people start making REAL drinks here? It was nummy though, mmm....
^pretty soon, I hear they might be upping the liquor limit from 1 oz to 1.5 oz.
Progress!!
Lysondra
02-12-2008, 09:18 PM
Phone call I had today:
Me: Hello?
Optushit: Hi, I just got a phone call from the guy that was at your house setting up your internet that you might have a connection fault.
Me: He was here a week ago...
Opshit: Yes, but do you receive a dial tone?
Me: When I got the phone line I told Optus I was never going to use it for calls. I only use it for internet.
Oshit: When you use the phone do you have a dialtone?
Me: I have no fucking idea.
Oshit: Can you plug a phone in and tell me?
Me: Why would I buy a phone when I had no intention of using the line and my contract states that?
Oshit: Have you experienced any problems with your line?
Me: With my internet, yes. I have it connected through a router and sometimes it drops out. Problem is - everything says it's working - the modem, the router, my laptop... I just can't get any internet. But honestly, I think it's just my laptop wireless driver. I need to update it.
Oshit: Have you experienced any problems with your phone?
Me: I don't use my phone.
Oshit: How did you call Optus?
Me: I didn't - you called me!
Oshit: Is this a mobile phone you're using to call us?
Me: YOU CALLED ME and YES. AND IT'S WITH OPTUS!!
Oshit: Can you verify your last name for me?
Me: R-i-c-e-d-a....(changed)
Oshit: O-r-v-i-o-e?
Me: R like Rose.
Oshit: O like Ose?
Me: (wtf?) R - Like a ROSE.
Oshit: Okay, so O like Ose and R like Rose.
Me: AGHINFNF.... R LIKE ROSE and I LIKE ISLAND.
Oshit: Okay, can you unplug your router and modem?
Me: I'll tell you now, I already did this and that's not the problem. Honestly, I think the problem is with my drivers on my laptop...
Oshit: JUST DO WHAT I SAY!
Me: Fine...
Oshit: Is it unplugged?
Me: Yes.
Oshit: Plug it in.
Me: Yes.
Oshit: How many lights are lit?
Me: All of them.
Oshit: Hmmm... is your phone line on the wall plugged into the back of the modem in the phone line socket?
Me: Yes... that would be why it WORKS. It just drops out.
Oshit: So it's working?
Me: Yes.
Oshit: Then what's the problem?
Me: I don't know. YOU CALLED ME!!
Oshit: Okay then, can you plus a phone into the socket and tell me if you hear a dial tone?
Me: I don't have a freaking phone!
Oshit: Then how did you call us?
Me: WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION. YOU CALLED ME ON MY OPTUS MOBILE PHONE!
Oshit: Well you're going to need to buy a phone so that you can make sure your phone line is working.
Me: It IS working. It just drops out. And honestly, like I said, I think it's my laptop drivers.
Oshit: So you have a laptop connected to the modem?
Me: No, I have a wireless router connected to the modem. We've established this.
Oshit: Are you sure your router is working?
Me: YES! I think it's my laptop that's broken!
Oshit: Then why did you call us.
Me: I DIDN'T!! YOU CALLED ME!!
Oshit: Well can you please buy a phone to plug into the wall to test your connection and call us back?
Me: Fine. Whatever.
Oshit: Thank you for calling Optus.
Me: YOU CALLED ME!!!!
Oshit: click
Yekhefah
02-12-2008, 09:26 PM
^^^ Oh dear G-d. I would have put my fist through the wall. We're exporting our stupidity!
I had a matter to resolve with AT&T today and it took half the population of Bangladesh to get it taken care of. Seriously.
Lysondra
02-12-2008, 09:29 PM
I'm fairly certain this was just a third the population of India. Y'know, to call me up in the middle of the day to tell me something was broken and then ask me why I called them when it worked. WTF!
sxybrat07
02-12-2008, 09:31 PM
^pretty soon, I hear they might be upping the liquor limit from 1 oz to 1.5 oz.
Progress!!
Yes, but they also want to change the laws so the total amount poured in a drink can only be 2 oz, not 2.5 oz. So...give and take I guess...
Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 09:33 PM
I always ask phone support people "What's the weather like where you are?" as a sly way to find out where they are located.
But the foreign support people are usually obvious from their hard-to-hide accent.
britt244
02-12-2008, 09:35 PM
stupid paypal. i sold something on ebay forever ago, so the money is sitting there, but i never verified my bank account so i cant USE it. thats annoying.
Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 09:37 PM
^^^Britt, I thought you were going to bed an hour ago? :)
Lysondra needs to stop being rant-y and geek-y or I might have to fly to Australia or whereever she is and propose. And I don't care who knows it.
britt244
02-12-2008, 09:39 PM
i was. unfortunately that never happened. stll hoping for no work, haha. and now im annoyed because i want to order bath scrub for 35% off with $2 shipping and though that is a good deal, i would also like to use that paypal money to buy it.
Lysondra
02-12-2008, 09:44 PM
^^^Britt, I thought you were going to bed an hour ago? :)
Lysondra needs to stop being rant-y and geek-y or I might have to fly to Australia or whereever she is and propose. And I don't care who knows it.
MY RANTS ARE ALL GEEK RELATED BECAUSE I KNOW MORE ABOUT THE INTERNET THAN THOSE STUPID HELP DESK PEOPLE! Arrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhfffffftttpppppppp.
And I'll say Yes if you have a passport I don't have yet. :D I collect them like My Little ponies.
Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 09:52 PM
MY RANTS ARE ALL GEEK RELATED BECAUSE I KNOW MORE ABOUT THE INTERNET THAN THOSE STUPID HELP DESK PEOPLE! Arrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhfffffftttpppppppp.
And I'll say Yes if you have a passport I don't have yet. :D I collect them like My Little ponies.
Right now the only one I have is U.S. of A... but I've got a Mac and a printer...
Oh, awesome. Now I have a goal!
*chuckle*
Certain SW members seriously amuse me. That is all.
OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:01 PM
\m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/
You all are missing chat of legend.
Wow my postcount grew retardedly today.
SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:02 PM
He had a lot to say...
He had a lot of nothing to say; we'll miss him. We'll miss him.
;)
OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:02 PM
hahaha speaking of post count not today Tempest!!!! heheheheh
OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:02 PM
He had a lot to say...
He had a lot of nothing to say; we'll miss him. We'll miss him.
\m/
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More win oh my god Maynard
Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:03 PM
*chuckle*
Certain SW members seriously amuse me. That is all.
Many SW members seriously arouse me. That is all.
TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:03 PM
hahaha speaking of post count not today Tempest!!!! heheheheh
No, but SOON.
Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:04 PM
I accidentally wiped my pizza sauce stained fingers on my white throw pillow. D:
OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:04 PM
DO you know what else is pure win? Seeing Tool with Meshuggah at a general admission venue. HOLY CRAP WIN.
Yekhefah
02-12-2008, 10:05 PM
He had a lot to say...
He had a lot of nothing to say; we'll miss him. We'll miss him.
"Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it."
Best line Shakespeare ever wrote.
SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:06 PM
That "you must wait 30 seconds between posts" thing is really killin ya, ain't it O? :P
SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:06 PM
Yek join us in chaaaaaaats!
Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:07 PM
I want Lunarobverse in my mouth, TOO in my pussy and Yek boobies underneathe me. Who's in?
TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:08 PM
I want Lunarobverse in my mouth, TOO in my pussy and Yek boobies underneathe me. Who's in?
Can I fit into that equation?
OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:09 PM
That "you must wait 30 seconds between posts" thing is really killin ya, ain't it O? :P
I already knew you were brilliant and perceptive, no need to shout it.
EDIT Besides it doesn't seem to be treating you any gentler!
TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:09 PM
"Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it."
Best line Shakespeare ever wrote.
I like that one. Also "Better to be three hours too early than a moment too late"
Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:09 PM
I want Lunarobverse in my mouth, TOO in my pussy and Yek boobies underneathe me. Who's in?
Apparently I am!
Also, yay.
TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:09 PM
I already knew you were brilliant and perceptive, no need to shout it.
You left "hot" out of your butt kissing. ;)
SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:10 PM
I want Lunarobverse in my mouth, TOO in my pussy and Yek boobies underneathe me. Who's in?
Ooh ooh, I know! I know! Lunar and TOO are in, and Yek is below. Yay! Do I get a prize?
Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:10 PM
Okay.. one yek boob in one hand, and a temptest boob in the other with her mouth on Yek's boob and Yek's mouth on mine.... I think I've got it figgered.
Yekhefah
02-12-2008, 10:10 PM
Lysondra, I am so there.
SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:11 PM
I already knew you were brilliant and perceptive, no need to shout it.
EDIT Besides it doesn't seem to be treating you any gentler!
Shaddup, you.
Apparently I am!
Also, yay.
Aww you beat me to the funny! See, O...I'm NOT posting too quickly!
TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:12 PM
I claim clit licking rights - even if TOO's penis is in the way. ;)
Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:12 PM
Ooh ooh, I know! I know! Lunar and TOO are in, and Yek is below. Yay! Do I get a prize?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........*breathe*.....AHAHAHA HHAHAHAHA.....
http://www.bootsandsabers.com/images/uploads/Golf_Trophy.jpg
TROPHY!
Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:13 PM
Left Testicle Blue!
Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:13 PM
...we ARE playing Lysondra-Twister, right?
Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:14 PM
Okayokay... but who's gonna lick yours and Yek's clits? P:
I seriously need to change the channel on my TV but I'm too lazy to get up. I'm also too lazy to go get food, even though my stomach is growling at me viciously. I also need to take a shower. Same story. :D
Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:15 PM
Yay! I just hit 400!
OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:15 PM
You left "hot" out of your butt kissing. ;)
No I didn't it was implied just read b/w the lines.
SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:15 PM
Left Testicle Blue!
Bwa ha ha! Love it.
TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:15 PM
I just know I'm going to miss some good shit but I gotta hit the hay now. :(
Don't be too amusing/horny/hot while I'm gone people! I know it's in your nature... but I'll be all pouty.