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TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:16 PM
No I didn't it was implied just read b/w the lines.

I don't read between lines... that's why the space is blank... so I don't have to read it...

Subtlety is not my forte and you know it! LOL

Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:16 PM
Lysondra: ...uh <glances down> I... don't have... a... uh, clit.

SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:19 PM
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. I think it's the tone of type I heard you say it in.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:19 PM
LYSONDRA TWISTER!

WOooo...peenis.PPEEEEEENIS.

(Can anyone tell I've been horny lately?)

Brendita
02-12-2008, 10:20 PM
Pigtails!

TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:20 PM
Lysondra: ...uh <glances down> I... don't have... a... uh, clit.

But she wants penis. In her mouth. From you.

I just want the privilege of licking her clit while she's being f-cked.

Oh lord I need to get offline before I lose blood flow to my brain.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:21 PM
NONONO.... yer penis in mah mouth.. it's Tempests clit we need to focus on!

OKAY OKAY.. and Tepest and Yek can have a double ender while Tempest licks my clit between thrusts of TOO and Lunar is in my mouth with one boob of Yeks in my hand and one of Tempessts in my hand while one f Lunar;'s is in Yek's mouth.

How's that?!

Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:21 PM
Brendita's lovely ass!

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:22 PM
Can someone please draw a diagram? This might get confusing.

TheTempest
02-12-2008, 10:22 PM
NONONO.... yer penis in mah mouth.. it's Tempests clit we need to focus on!

OKAY OKAY.. and Tepest and Yek can have a double ender while Tempest licks my clit between thrusts of TOO and Lunar is in my mouth with one boob of Yeks in my hand and one of Tempessts in my hand while one f Lunar;'s is in Yek's mouth.

How's that?!

-all the blood leaves my brain... i faint... but not before saying- I"m in!

Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:22 PM
I was going to ask Lys to diagram that but I think I'd rather just be shown.

I learn by doing.

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:23 PM
NONONO.... yer penis in mah mouth.. it's Tempests clit we need to focus on!

OKAY OKAY.. and Tepest and Yek can have a double ender while Tempest licks my clit between thrusts of TOO and Lunar is in my mouth with one boob of Yeks in my hand and one of Tempessts in my hand while one f Lunar;'s is in Yek's mouth.

How's that?!

Erm I'm not liking this at all and I bet Sunday doesn't either.

EDIT - correction I like it but this could be significantly improved.

SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:25 PM
Hear, hear! Let the orgy spread rampant and unchecked!

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:25 PM
I'm sure we'll figure something out. TOO doesn't know what he's in for yet, either, hahahahahaha.... Mmmm... I wanna chance at doubleending both chicks before the night's over.... or maybe the guys can stroke it while we do a wheelieoral all in a circle. CIRCLELICK! WOOOOOO!

Need. Porn.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:26 PM
Okayokayokay.... and then Sunday could be sitting on Yek while Ody is in her mouth instead of Yek on boob... and Yek has a free hand, right? It can be on/in Sunday. And.... hmmm... who likes anal?

Yekhefah
02-12-2008, 10:27 PM
Well, I was trying to get into chat and it wouldn't let me. But now I like the direction the Random Thread has taken.

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:27 PM
Pigtails!

You don't even know...

Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:28 PM
Methinks Lysondra might, sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, be an over-thinker.

gingerlee
02-12-2008, 10:28 PM
Wait! I wanna be in the Lysondra orgy!

SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:29 PM
Excellent work, Lysondra. Knew you could put it together. ;D

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:30 PM
I like to calculate my sexual exploits for full enjoyment. How can I go home happy knowing I didn't lick Yek enough or fondle Tempest enough or dildofuck whichever man'll let me when I had the chance? HM!? HOW WILL I BE HAPPY UNLESS I MAKE THE MOST OF AN ORGY?!

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:30 PM
Wait! I wanna be in the Lysondra orgy!

Join chat...

Also who else has noticed Djoser hasn't been around? We decided he rocks in chat. Where is he?

Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:30 PM
Oh, hells, yeah, now include Ginger!

NOTE TO SELF: DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:31 PM
WELL FUCK... okayokayokayokay.... Can Ginger lick out Yek while she's double ending Tempest? But then we need another cock for Ginger.

Luckily, I know how to turn a strap on and a double ender into a triple ender for emergencies.

Brendita
02-12-2008, 10:32 PM
I have no idea who is doing what to whom but I am more than willing to help.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:32 PM
Oh, hells, yeah, now include Ginger!

NOTE TO SELF: DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS

DON'T WORRY, I HAD PLANNED ON IT! ;) :p

SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:32 PM
Note to lunar: fluids are provided.

SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:33 PM
Dammit beaten to the punchline AGAIN.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:33 PM
Brendita: Do you mind using the strapon on Ginger? Then I can plan it better. We can make it a double strapon so you have a peen too...

Sunday: SAME JOKE! WOO!

hardkandee
02-12-2008, 10:34 PM
ME toooooo!!!!!!

I want in on the orgy. :D We've got blondes, brunettes and redheads! It's like the Neapolitan of orgies.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:35 PM
Is it bad when I am doing this in my head, I can actually picture which toys are going to who that I have in my closet? I want Ginger to be taking my pretty pink strap on. The double ender I want Yek and Tempest to use is the candy looking one because it's clear so you can see details but has stripes of colour in it so you can see it moving back and forth. :D

Darcy Foxx
02-12-2008, 10:35 PM
i'm tuff as fuck. my new tats are gorgeous.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:36 PM
YAY Hardkandee is in! We need more cock now, though! Hmm... I have another blue strap on. And some dildos... can Ginger use her free hands to dildo up HardKandee? I have a nice big blue one with lots of vibratey bits.

Brendita
02-12-2008, 10:36 PM
Brendita: Do you mind using the strapon on Ginger? Then I can plan it better. We can make it a double strapon so you have a peen too...

Sunday: SAME JOKE! WOO!


YES PLEASE. Hand it over!

Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:37 PM
Another lesson of StripperWeb: there never seems to be enough cock.

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:37 PM
YAY Hardkandee is in! We need more cock now, though! Hmm... I have another blue strap on. And some dildos... can Ginger use her free hands to dildo up HardKandee? I have a nice big blue one with lots of vibratey bits.

Don't worry about the cock we need a charter jet first.

TOO some help here perhaps? Cock or charter jet or both?

Brendita
02-12-2008, 10:38 PM
Oooh cock on the charter jet.

Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:40 PM
Mile High Club, anyone? Everyone? }:D

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:40 PM
Oooh cock on the charter jet.

More pigtails please.

I will make with kittah pics for pigtail pics.

No one actually takes the dick pics thread seriously, right?

SundayMorning
02-12-2008, 10:40 PM
Goodnight, orgy.
Goodnight, pigtails.
Goodnight, Joysey.
Goodnight, jinx.
Goodnight, SW.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:40 PM
If TOO caught whiff of any of this going on behind his back (behind my back, reowr), I'm sure he'd have us all chartered to Bali or the Bahamas THIS INSTANT to make it real. Hahahahaha... where is the guy that's doing me, anyway... and why am I such a greedy cockslut?

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:41 PM
Goodnight, orgy.
Goodnight, pigtails.
Goodnight, Joysey.
Goodnight, jinx.
Goodnight, SW.

This was the original idea behind 'Goodnight Moon', however upon editors disaproval had to be changed last minute due to adult themes. The More You Know! *little shooting star*

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:41 PM
Mile High Club, anyone? Everyone? }:D

I think that's the general idea, yes. :)

Yekhefah
02-12-2008, 10:42 PM
Goodnight, orgy.
Goodnight, pigtails.
Goodnight, Joysey.
Goodnight, jinx.
Goodnight, SW.

Goodnight, moon.

I'm out too. Gotta get up early in the morning, blargh. Have fun orgying!

Brendita
02-12-2008, 10:42 PM
More pigtails please.

I will make with kittah pics for pigtail pics.

No one actually takes the dick pics thread seriously, right?

Glad to comply.

Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 10:42 PM
"Goodnight, Moon" was my favorite book as a kid.

Until I found my dad's Playboys in his sock drawer.

gingerlee
02-12-2008, 10:43 PM
YAY Hardkandee is in! We need more cock now, though! Hmm... I have another blue strap on. And some dildos... can Ginger use her free hands to dildo up HardKandee? I have a nice big blue one with lots of vibratey bits.

I would be more than happy to do such things to HardKandee. And yay for pink dildos for me! I'm partial to all my pink toys anyway.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:45 PM
AWESOME! My first preplanned orgy and everyone seems happy with their position!
....

....

yeah.

And omg Brendita has the prettiest curvehips. :D

Brendita
02-12-2008, 10:48 PM
Hey where's the kitty pics?!

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:52 PM
It's sad but I'm too tipsy to find my camera hook up cable. Be patient. I have one of Simone here I think.

EDIT Oh my god she's resting her little kitty chin on the keyboard tray of my desk oh my!!!! so cute!!!