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Lysondra
02-12-2008, 10:55 PM
More pigtails please.

I will make with kittah pics for pigtail pics.

No one actually takes the dick pics thread seriously, right?

How else would I weed out who I talked to on here?

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 10:57 PM
Ugh but the troll quotient is so high. And really, between half the threads about cock being along the lines of "he's too big, no thanks" and the other half being "more huge cock please"...

Brendita
02-12-2008, 11:02 PM
More huge cock, please.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 11:07 PM
AGREED WITH BRENBREN - MORE COCK...huge....COCK!

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 11:09 PM
I like where this thread is going.

Brendita
02-12-2008, 11:10 PM
AGREED WITH BRENBREN - MORE COCK...huge....COCK!

Lysondra, why aren't you in chat?! Are you afraid of me molesting you?! heehee.}:D

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 11:13 PM
D: I made a post about how I cliecked the wrong shit and now chat broked for me. D:

Samba
02-12-2008, 11:15 PM
I had my first BA consultation. Meh. I'm not inspired. I keep thinking of all the other things I could do with the money.

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 11:37 PM
On the boards Lysondra or it doesn't count.

Lysondra
02-12-2008, 11:39 PM
AMERICANS HAVE NO PERSONALITY AND FUCK LIKE DEAD FISH WITH COCK.

AUSTRALIANS HAVE NO COCK AND FUCK WELL

FOR TEN SECONDS.


THERE!!!

I win.

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 11:40 PM
I knew you'd do it too.

Good night all.

RoseLeigh
02-12-2008, 11:42 PM
Is this ^^ what happens when I'm off being a good student and reading about Classical Greek art? Obviously I need to be reading SW instead. ;D

Lunarobverse
02-12-2008, 11:47 PM
Good night, SW.

I'm drained.

In a good way.

stellaforstars
02-12-2008, 11:48 PM
I know, right? I can't believe I did my French homework like a good little girl before signing back on...

Mily
02-13-2008, 12:04 AM
DRAT! There's a thread I'm really into in SG, but I have to go get food. My stomach isn't tasting too good right now...

Callyish
02-13-2008, 12:46 AM
Bah i am so not happy with my tattoo now that i've taken some pics of it to look at it more...

The horse shoes are pissing me off... and one part of the tribal is longer then the other side :(

Brendita
02-13-2008, 01:05 AM
damn chat is empty now! :(

Darcy Foxx
02-13-2008, 01:54 AM
my new tattoos are hurting so fucking bad, and i have to work tonight. my boss HATES tattoos so i'm gonna have to wear thigh high stockings over them and it's gonna hurt like hell!

All Good Things
02-13-2008, 02:06 AM
If TOO caught whiff of any of this going on behind his back (behind my back, reowr), I'm sure he'd have us all chartered to Bali or the Bahamas THIS INSTANT to make it real. Hahahahaha... where is the guy that's doing me, anyway... and why am I such a greedy cockslut?

You are a greedy cockslut because you have never experienced what it's like to be spoiled by an American multimillionaire. I mean one who is trained, specifically trained, to do certain things you would find enjoyable. So sorry, sounds snotty, but you seem to want to compare us Americans, unfavorably, to our Aussie mates, who I love with every ounce of my soul, believe me; they have fought along side us in every war since Vietnam and I've been in enough dirty, smelly, shitty places in God-forsaken Muslim countries where the Aussies were my only salvation.

Beyond that, you've not yet been controlled, used, restrained, tied-up, mind-fucked, fed chocolate, cherries, whipped cream, strawberries and champagne, in mid-flight, flown out on a private aircraft with private aircraft food, been given as presents perfectly wrapped in silver boxes with ribbons, gift cards, signed custom greeting cards and colored tissue paper, THE pair of knee-high boots, Tiffany's diamonds, 24-hour limo service, 24-hour room service, and a blank check to do anything and everything your adorable heart desires.

It's three phone calls my doll.

I can't reach you from DC, though. I could fly the Gulfstream V (the new G550) out of Los Angeles, but it's range of 6,000 nautical miles doesn't even get us to Cairns, much less Sydney or Melbourne. I'd have to fly one of the
G550's out of Hawaii -- that would get me into the entire East Coast of Australia. Then we could get down to business.

Now I have to jump to the Reveals thread because my SC gift just arrived and it was so sweet and thoughtful that I need to acknowledge the creativity, insight and sensitivity of her gift. It was amazing.

We can pick this up later when we have more time.

Scarlett.Oz
02-13-2008, 03:36 AM
Smut






I love it
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXS

TigersMilk
02-13-2008, 03:36 AM
A hot shower, ativan and a bowl cures so much right now.:meditate:

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 03:41 AM
Beyond that, you've not yet been controlled, used, restrained, tied-up, mind-fucked, fed chocolate, cherries, whipped cream, strawberries and champagne, in mid-flight, flown out on a private aircraft with private aircraft food, been given as presents perfectly wrapped in silver boxes with ribbons, gift cards, signed custom greeting cards and colored tissue paper, THE pair of knee-high boots, Tiffany's diamonds, 24-hour limo service, 24-hour room service, and a blank check to do anything and everything your adorable heart desires.


It's the coloured tissue paper that does it. I don't want the blank cheque. I just want the pretty tissue paper. Will it come in pink and blue?

Maybe I'll change my mind about the American men, afterall. *sigh*

It's the cards and paper that do it, really. Pretty tings wrapped up specifically for you - so you know it wans't bought just to be bought but that it was purchased with you, specifically, in mind and that someone cared enough to spend personal time, money and heart into making you happy.

*sniffle* Now I really just want a card. Wrapped in tissue paper.

(the shoes are a bonus)

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 03:42 AM
Man, now I just really want to spend a weekend with TOO sometime. Not for the gifts, but that mindfuck sounds sexy. :(

britt244
02-13-2008, 03:57 AM
everywhere gets a 2 hour delay, but theres nothing for baltimore city. >:( on their website at least, on tv it says an hour late. but nothing is on the website yet...

MsQwerty
02-13-2008, 04:07 AM
Ive just spent $300 on 2 tickets for Ozzy Osbourne. Im not even going, Im giving them to my son and his friend so they can go to their first proper concert.
Im still in shock at how much I spent!
Remember the days when tickets to concerts were only just a little bit more than the cost of buying an album, maybe twice as much for someone huge? Probably not cos most people here are too young, lmao!

My purse hurts )-: :-D

britt244
02-13-2008, 05:30 AM
yay! closed! the teacher in my class says we go by the county.. even though i really thought it was the city.. so yesssss day off ;D

Sophia_Starina
02-13-2008, 05:34 AM
Even I got a snow day and I'm not even in school! ;D

britt244
02-13-2008, 05:35 AM
ok i knew she was wrong.. i called the school and we definately go by the city.. good thing i called or we wouldve been very understaffed because i know i wouldve gone back to sleep.. and so would the teacher if i hadnt called her just now.. but boooo because everyone else is closed except stupid baltimore city.

Kaylinn
02-13-2008, 05:48 AM
I had a sex dream about TOO. It's all the damn porn he's been writing lately. I love reading erotic. TOO writes better stuff than anything I've ever found before. I think I have a crush now :blush:

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 06:11 AM
^ My sex dream was hot but I think Ginger stole his hair plugs during the dream.. or something... it was funny.

OdysseusNJ
02-13-2008, 07:39 AM
Wow you know the drinks were good when nearly 10% of all your SW posts come within one 24 hour period.


Okayokayokay.... and then Sunday could be sitting on Yek while Ody is in her mouth instead of Yek on boob... and Yek has a free hand, right? It can be on/in Sunday. And.... hmmm... who likes anal?

Hahahah oh my god. "who likes anal?"



Hey where's the kitty pics?!

Ahh the eternal question. Time for my sig to get philosophical. I came out so ahead on this pic exchange!

Meanwhile:

veronicavale
02-13-2008, 08:29 AM
My club was closed Mon. and Tues. because of this crazy ice storm we got. I don't want it to be open today because I don't want to go in.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-13-2008, 08:33 AM
So apparently I've been talking in my sleep again. I do this when I'm exhausted. My bf told me that last night, I grabbed two books off my nightstand and started 'reading' one in the dark. Then I shoved one into his chest and kept trying to give it to him. He says he couldn't understand what I was saying, that it sounded like gibberish, but that I continued reading for 10 minutes.

phillyvixen
02-13-2008, 08:36 AM
WOW the RT thread got a little crazy last night!

We had awful weather so hubby and i stayed curled up by our fireplace watching tv last night while i moaned and bitched about being so pregnant. I also had a few good contractions but nothing timeable. ::sigh::

Now i'm just waiting for my merry maids lol
Its sooooo nasty outside! We got like 2 inches of snow then sleet on top then rain on top of that. Thank God i don't HAVE to go out today. I need to run errands but nothing that won't wait another day. I do hope N's weird chocolate arrives, i also wanted to buy him a big bottle of Jameson and wrap it all up nice in a basket. Maybe i'll actually get laid tomorrow...that would be fun and cumbersome.

Lunarobverse
02-13-2008, 08:46 AM
Mornin' all. I really enjoyed the SW orgy last night. I love each and every one of you.

...It won't get weird. Will it? No, no it won't.

BrunetteGoddess
02-13-2008, 08:51 AM
Wow, I was blitzed last night.

Taylorlila
02-13-2008, 09:37 AM
I'm so friggen sivk. My head hurts, my neck hurts, my throat hurtsm heck my eyeballs even hurt a little. My chihuahua is a great companion to stay in bed w/me all day...but when i asked her to make me soup and tea and run to nthe store for zicam she just cocked he head at me. So I'm snowed in my house medicineless until 5:30. poo.

TheTempest
02-13-2008, 09:51 AM
Mornin' all. I really enjoyed the SW orgy last night. I love each and every one of you.

...It won't get weird. Will it? No, no it won't.

If by "weird" you mean "hot, sexy, fantastic, awesome"... then yes.

Man, I need me some orgy. When is the next SW meet up? Come to Jersey people! Or hell... I got spring break coming up in March... where's warm?

TigersMilk
02-13-2008, 09:53 AM
Argh I have a shit load of humanities homework to do now. I should have taken a history class.

SundayMorning
02-13-2008, 09:56 AM
Mornin' all. I really enjoyed the SW orgy last night. I love each and every one of you.

...It won't get weird. Will it? No, no it won't.

Ummm...morning, Lunar... *doesn't quite make eye contact*

;D

I had such great sleeps. Now I have a full day and lots to do in it! Let me take stock before I venture forth...

1.) Send out car payment
2.) Do at least one transcript (though really I should call and see if I can pick up any others...wanna do at least two a day to pull away from $0)
3.) Go to HEB, get enough food to last through weekend
4.) Wrap Hubby's birfday gifts (and hope that last one gets here)
5.) DDR
6.) Mebbe do some of the new yoga DVD I got?

Cool! Nothing too strenuous, although I guess I'd better get started...

cameron_keys
02-13-2008, 10:12 AM
DAMMMIT....I go to sleep and miss an SW orgy??? You guys SUCK!!!




Also who else has noticed Djoser hasn't been around? We decided he rocks in chat. Where is he?
I noticed that too...I've emailed him a cpl times and havent heard back. I should call him...



Beyond that, you've not yet been controlled, used, restrained, tied-up, mind-fucked, fed chocolate, cherries, whipped cream, strawberries and champagne, in mid-flight, flown out on a private aircraft with private aircraft food, been given as presents perfectly wrapped in silver boxes with ribbons, gift cards, signed custom greeting cards and colored tissue paper, THE pair of knee-high boots, Tiffany's diamonds, 24-hour limo service, 24-hour room service, and a blank check to do anything and everything your adorable heart desires.



Marry me.

Chicagoeditor
02-13-2008, 10:20 AM
If by "weird" you mean "hot, sexy, fantastic, awesome"... then yes.

Man, I need me some orgy. When is the next SW meet up? Come to Jersey people! Or hell... I got spring break coming up in March... where's warm?

I'll be in NYC twice in March and have been trying, via PM, to get a group to go out for food/drink. No luck. And I've no more energy to put into it. :-\

Lunarobverse
02-13-2008, 10:23 AM
DAMMMIT....I go to sleep and miss an SW orgy??? You guys SUCK!!!

Well, y'know, we didn't want to wake you. You seemed so quiet and peaceful, mumbling something about "gig dock" or whatever in your sleep. It was so cute.

veronicavale
02-13-2008, 10:27 AM
I'm so friggen sivk. My head hurts, my neck hurts, my throat hurtsm heck my eyeballs even hurt a little. My chihuahua is a great companion to stay in bed w/me all day...but when i asked her to make me soup and tea and run to nthe store for zicam she just cocked he head at me. So I'm snowed in my house medicineless until 5:30. poo.

When I was sick last week, I asked my cat to do the same thing! She just looked at me and went back to sleep... She has the life.

Taylorlila
02-13-2008, 10:39 AM
My Valentine arrived! Of course its at my bfs shop so i have to wait until he gets home...oh the anticipation. Of course he told me the name on the package so now I know who it is...what a spoil sport.

phillyvixen
02-13-2008, 10:48 AM
yay hubbys chocolate got here!
And the maids are busy cleaning so the house will be perfect when he gets home!
After they clean the house i want to like go on vacation so we don't mess it up.
I get so anal and want to keep it as perfect as i can for as long as possible!

I think i may try going grocery shopping this afternoon, we really need some food!

stellaforstars
02-13-2008, 11:26 AM
I've spent entirely too much time at my mother's lately.

I'm such a baby. Oh well. I have every intention of going back over there tonight.

TigersMilk
02-13-2008, 11:54 AM
Didn't finish my stupid homework for humanities. Hope he doesn't boot me outta the class. Its took late to take another class now. At least there are only 3 tests but we're writing a whole bunch. I don't write words I write formulas and make graphs.

virgoamm
02-13-2008, 11:54 AM
Damn, Odysseus is hot! :drool:

That is all......

RoseLeigh
02-13-2008, 11:55 AM
I don't want to go to my club tonight either. Instead, I wander the roads, a lost stripper in search of a better club. (Okay, I have a map);D Wish me luck guys!

Damn just found out the one place I really wanted to go to is closed today. :(