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cameron_keys
02-13-2008, 04:51 PM
now i have no guests talking...wierd....must be a new thing.Brand new

yeah...guests are usually a pain.Trying to get shit for free or just coming on to say how fat and ugly girls are. I want my SW girls to come on though!!

britt244
02-13-2008, 04:51 PM
I'm getting so frustrated with my body. I feel fat ugly and undesirable. I hate to look at myself naked anymore.

But yet..I just continue to eat and not go to the gym. I am lucky to be able to lose weight quickly and pretty easily if I actually try. but I don't. I am to lazy. I bring this on myself. Every day I make a plan and every day I don't follow it.

I worked out with a trainer for a month and lost 5 lbs and then I couldn't pay him again but instead of going at it alone, I gave up, and gained back those 5 lbs plus some. I am dangerously close to weighing 140lbs.
I haven't been this big since I was on depo.

I just gotta do it.

thats how i am.. if i ate normal, not even super healthy, and worked out lightly, i'd be fine. but i choose to eat pizza and cookies instead. then i feel disgusting.

stellaforstars
02-13-2008, 04:53 PM
I haven't really seen a change in $$$, Blondi.

And guests were kind of entertaining to me...I've noticed that the members aren't always as talkative. Makes me a lot more bored in the chat rooms.

SundayMorning
02-13-2008, 05:17 PM
Mah face iz stiff. And green.

I just spent 20 minutes trolling through SW threads trying to find someone with a 3 word existential self-referential fallacy of a signature. The only person I see with a 3 word signature is Stella with Britt's quote, which I don't think fits the other criteria. I give up.

Me and my stiffy (face) are gonna go watch the Spurs now, kthxbai.

veronicavale
02-13-2008, 05:23 PM
I'm sick. Seems like a sinus infection. Today I'm going to take care of myself. Neti pot, medicine every four hours, Pedialyte. This is what I get for working for two weeks straight.

I just bought a neti pot and was going tell everyone how awesome it is, but I forgot until you brought it up. It got so much gunk out of my nose when I was sick, I don't know how I ever managed without one!

Oh, and my club is still closed tonight! Yay for no work!!!!!

All Good Things
02-13-2008, 05:34 PM
I just spent 20 minutes trolling through SW threads trying to find someone with a 3 word existential self-referential fallacy of a signature.

It's "Nothing is absolute," which has been JZ's long-time sig line.

gingerlee
02-13-2008, 05:47 PM
^ My sex dream was hot but I think Ginger stole his hair plugs during the dream.. or something... it was funny.

I made it into a dream! Score!

And on a totally unrelated note...

Have I ever mentioned most of my paranoid delusions involve my belief that police officers are trying to find ways to get me locked up because they hate me? Yeah, I hate cops. They cause me to have panic attacks and such. Guess who won a 'Win A Date With Ginger Lee' dinner tonight? A damn cop.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Please lord let me be normal for this random dude that paid to go out with me! If nothing else, $225 got donated to a local animal rescue in my name as part of the 'date'. Yay for kitties and doggies getting some money!

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 05:53 PM
Hey the sex dream was just weird... hahaha.. I didn't REALLY think you had hairplugs, too. My dream self just stole them with Ginger after the sex.

And I just woke up after last night's orgy. *yawn*

Yekhefah
02-13-2008, 05:54 PM
I have had the LONGEST fucking day. Argh. I have so extremely earned the Lush bath that I am about to have. Never did get a nap, and not likely to since I want to work 7-2 tonight. Le sigh. Guess I'll brew some coffee.

It was just one of those days where nothing in the world goes right, except getting a nice big ol' box of Lush from stella! After spending the worst part of my day at the DMV and still not getting everything resolved, I decided to treat myself to a nice stir-fry for dinner and I got a bottle of Soyaki Sauce from Trader Joe's on the way home. Get up to my door, all excited about my stir-fry and FINALLY being done with stupid fucking errands... and I dropped the bottle and it shattered all over the walkway. I still had my stir-fry with no sauce (I cooked it in balsamic vinegar, lime juice, and sake) but it wasn't very good. Such a bummer.

The good news is yesterday someone tipped me onstage with a $50 bag of Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee (long story), so maybe I'll have some of that while I slip into a glorious Lush bath provided by stella, and then I'll go to work in my nice new outfits feeling all sexy-pretty!

cameron_keys
02-13-2008, 05:59 PM
Penthouse wants to meet with me!!! Cool!My agent just got a call from them. I'm going to LA next week I think...

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 06:11 PM
I want to be tipped in coffee...

Yekhefah
02-13-2008, 06:15 PM
LOL! A bunch of guys came in on their lunch break from a coffee-packing plant. Turns out none of them really like coffee, but they get freebies as employee perks. I said I was jealous, and one guy said he had plenty of Jamaican Blue Mountain (the world's most rare and expensive coffee, I believe) outside in his truck. While I was onstage, he went out and got me a pound of it, and he put it on the tip rail while I danced. It's vacuum-sealed so what the hell. I've always wanted to try it.

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 06:20 PM
Holy shit, I know about that coffe... a POUND? Hella expensive!! AWESOME SCORE!


Annndn agggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I got another finch a few days ago and omgomgomg... they DON'T SHUT UP. EVER. LIKE....ALWAYS WITH THE BEEPING AND CHEEPING AND AGGGGHHHHH....SHUT UP.

Lola Rose
02-13-2008, 06:24 PM
Glad to comply.

i have those panties!!!!!

BrunetteGoddess
02-13-2008, 06:24 PM
LYSONDRA!

If you have ANY useful info for my Aussie thread, please get your butt over and contribute!

kthnxbai ;)

Lady Jade
02-13-2008, 06:30 PM
People, come to chat! I'm baking cookies!

blondi553
02-13-2008, 06:33 PM
i really hope the 18 year old blonde guy that has that accent makes it on the top 24 on AI! im so excited! and the cute australian dude that sang bohemian rhapsody yesterday!

blondi553
02-13-2008, 06:40 PM
i just figured out their names..

josiah is the one i really really like his voice alot alot alot

and michael johns is my second favorite! (he just got into the top 24 btw!!!) yay

kitty260
02-13-2008, 06:59 PM
Wow. This kid that went to school with my sister just got busted for possession and distribution of child porn. His parents are really tight with my parents too. I'm so shocked by this. I hope the sick fuck rots in jail.

Yekhefah
02-13-2008, 07:03 PM
I hate my body right now. I hate when I eat too much fiber and I get all bloated.

I would be so pretty if I could lose 15 pounds and get my arms and inner thighs LipoZapped. Seriously, it's just 15 pounds, why is it so FUCKING hard to lose it when I eat healthy almost all the time and dance for several hours almost every day??

I hate all my big fat fucking relatives and my squashy flabby genes! I want to be a size 4! *sob*

blondi553
02-13-2008, 07:08 PM
i fucking hate AI right now! josiah leming was the best in my opinion and hes gone now! ill get over it though!

Lady Jade
02-13-2008, 07:08 PM
BG, come back to chat, I was stirring the batter!

BrunetteGoddess
02-13-2008, 07:16 PM
LOL...

SundayMorning
02-13-2008, 07:26 PM
Sooooooo tired and just picked up a new rush job transcript. But yay Spurs won (holy moly Manu!!)! And yay TOO gave me the answer to the Trivial Pursuit question which was plaguing me (although surely it has already been answered on the thread in question by now). So overall, okay night. Just gotta wake up! Off for my (non-strippah-tip) coffee mixed with a big glass of chocolate milk.

Lunarobverse
02-13-2008, 07:37 PM
I want sun child to know that my hat is not "pimpish".

I mean... Uh, wait... I was never there and I don't know what she's talking about.

kaiarose
02-13-2008, 07:37 PM
I know there's about 398574 threads about Chat but I have a question, I click on chat it gives me a box to put my name/password. I fill all that out then it takes me to The Lobby. I've looked through all the rooms and I don't know which one is the SW room. Where is it??!

Lady Jade
02-13-2008, 07:39 PM
I know there's about 398574 threads about Chat but I have a question, I click on chat it gives me a box to put my name/password. I fill all that out then it takes me to The Lobby. I've looked through all the rooms and I don't know which one is the SW room. Where is it??!

It's not listed. You have to type in /join StripperWeb into the text box and hit enter. We're a hidden room.

kaiarose
02-13-2008, 07:39 PM
oooh a secret room???? Cool!

stellaforstars
02-13-2008, 08:18 PM
I am going to work tonight. For at least two hours.

Yup. Baby steps.

I will then treat myself to a Lush bath for being such a good girl.

Budai
02-13-2008, 08:20 PM
Peter Gabriel turned 58 today?! Damn, I'm an old fucker, too...

firekitten19
02-13-2008, 08:23 PM
Peter Gabriel turned 58 today?! Damn, I'm an old fucker, too...
Is't that the "Sledge Hammer" guy..?

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 08:26 PM
Ironing my purple silk Lisa Ho dress for V-day... woo.

cherryripeboy
02-13-2008, 08:28 PM
So I wonder should I sneak off to icky wal-mart to get v-day stuff for the wife, I've had no time for 2 weeks....

I wanted to take my son but he was not even done eating till 8:10...

stellaforstars
02-13-2008, 08:28 PM
Is't that the "Sledge Hammer" guy..?

Ohhhh dear...

I think you mean Gallagher.

cherryripeboy
02-13-2008, 08:29 PM
Ohhhh dear...

I think you mean Gallagher.

LOL

Peter Gabriel did sledgehammer... no no link I can't handle that song or video.

stellaforstars
02-13-2008, 08:31 PM
...Did I manage to be funny?

I'm so bad at sarcasm.

(Peter Gabriel is one of my favorites, even though I'm a young 'un)

Yekhefah
02-13-2008, 08:32 PM
Ohhhh dear...

I think you mean Gallagher.

*snicker*

This really made me giggle out loud. I nearly spit out my watermelon.

firekitten19
02-13-2008, 08:33 PM
Ohhhh dear...

I think you mean Gallagher.I should have said song/music video:P

stellaforstars
02-13-2008, 08:33 PM
Okay, good.

I've been trying to crack jokes all day and failing miserably.

cherryripeboy
02-13-2008, 08:34 PM
Yes, I superimposed, Peter Gabriel doing Gallagher's routine... and then of course Gallagher doing his songs.... ROFL.

I'm sure PG is great I just never liked the hubbub the vid for sledge hammer raised. I am a heathen. To prove it I must be off to walmart, home of the devil and lower prices.

OdysseusNJ
02-13-2008, 08:36 PM
ok i knew she was wrong.. i called the school and we definately go by the city.. good thing i called or we wouldve been very understaffed because i know i wouldve gone back to sleep.. and so would the teacher if i hadnt called her just now.. but boooo because everyone else is closed except stupid baltimore city.

Aww, you didn't get your snow day Britt. I'm sorry if I jinxed it.

This down here is why I really didn't want a snow day today. Sports cars should not be picked up in the snow. Does it make sense now?

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16667&d=1202958422


Damn, Odysseus is hot! :drool:

That is all......

Why thank you! *squints and peers at V's post on the screen, curses tiny avatar size limit*

hardkandee
02-13-2008, 08:40 PM
Damn. I just caught up on all the rest of the orgy happenings last night.

Now I'm even hornier than last night! I can't believe the famous Ginger Lee's got a dildo waiting for me! :cloud9:

I can die happy now.

OdysseusNJ
02-13-2008, 08:41 PM
Glad to comply.

I still can't believe how far ahead I came out on that trade. There has been a glut of kitty pics on SW since I joined while demand for super hot girl pics remains very strong.

cameron_keys
02-13-2008, 08:50 PM
Damn. I just caught up on all the rest of the orgy happenings last night.

Now I'm even hornier than last night! I can't believe the famous Ginger Lee's got a dildo waiting for me! :cloud9:

I can die happy now.

I'm jealous!!I want a Ginger-dildo!!(actually I just want to use one on her...hee hee}:D)

Lunarobverse
02-13-2008, 08:54 PM
I ran in the cold. OK, it's only 45 but it felt colder. Now I'm going to make a small dinner (sandwich and salad) and go to bed.

hardkandee
02-13-2008, 08:56 PM
I'm jealous!!I want a Ginger-dildo!!(actually I just want to use one on her...hee hee}:D)

How am I supposed to do school assignments with this stuff going through my head?! OMG, I'm going to either explode or pass out from all the excitement.

Dildos, strap-ons and the hottest women ever? :bomb:

Mily
02-13-2008, 08:57 PM
OMFG, I've had a rough fucking day. I went to bed at about 10ish AM and woke at 1PM to attend an appointment I had downtown. Having to deal with searching for parking, shitty drivers, rush hour, etc. How the fuck do people live during the day? I can't do that anymore. I'm getting too old, LOL. I want to sleep, but I don't want to fuck up my sleep schedule... but I'm so tired, that was like waking up in the middle of the night or something. Okay... now I'm not making any sense and blathering, which means I must sleep... sleeep... sslleeeeeeppp......

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 09:17 PM
Maybe we should all get together and have another orgy tomorrow. :D

Lunarobverse
02-13-2008, 09:18 PM
Maybe we should all get together and have another orgy tomorrow. :D

That's very considerate of you, Lysondra, to give us all a day off to recuperate and prepare. Thank you.

SundayMorning
02-13-2008, 09:19 PM
Is everyone in chat again?