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Lady Jade
02-13-2008, 09:20 PM
^^^ There are people there, I just left.

OdysseusNJ
02-13-2008, 09:25 PM
That's very considerate of you, Lysondra, to give us all a day off to recuperate and prepare. Thank you.

Ceriously... throwing a bone to those of us with refractory periods, verrah nice.

Lunarobverse
02-13-2008, 09:38 PM
Ceriously... throwing a bone to those of us with refractory periods, verrah nice.

I'll leave it to the ladies to comment on the bone-throwing.

Should I be taking vitamin B... or vitamin E? I forget. What the hell, I'll take both!

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 09:40 PM
Wow.. I'm a considerate lover? Who knew?

...anyway, I am SERIOUSLY in the mood to practice my deepthroating on some cock. :/ Boo for lack of cock.

cameron_keys
02-13-2008, 09:45 PM
I love working from home! It certainly isnt as much money as the club, but it's SOO much better for my sanity.And now I can go to the club when I want and there isnt so much pressure because I have another money option available to me 24/7.

Thank goddess for the internets!

DSUsb19
02-13-2008, 09:48 PM
I have a girlfriend. :biggrin:

Lunarobverse
02-13-2008, 09:49 PM
Wow.. I'm a considerate lover? Who knew?

I said you were a considerate orgy host. Though you did provide me fluids last night...


...anyway, I am SERIOUSLY in the mood to practice my deepthroating on some cock. :/ Boo for lack of cock.

Who would deny you cock on Valentine's Day Eve? Boggles the mind.

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 09:51 PM
It's Valentines Day in AustraliaProper. I go out in three hours. I'm just in the mood to practice deepthroating right now. Last night I was in the livingroom practicing my flexibility, today I want to practice cocksucking. It's what I do.

YAY, gracious orgy host.

And to make this post slightly grosser - it's amazing how one large dump can make you go from feeling super fat to super thin.

sxybrat07
02-13-2008, 09:51 PM
I have a girlfriend. :biggrin:

Yay! Congrats! :dance:

DSUsb19
02-13-2008, 09:55 PM
Yay! Congrats! :dance:

Thank you! She's pretty much a :10:. Brag-fest officially over. ;D

SundayMorning
02-13-2008, 09:58 PM
Lucky you! Wish I had a girlfriend...or a wifey...*sniff sniff*

Aight, kids...I need to be snuggled in with my man and my dogfacedboy. Good night, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning---wait, wrong time to quote that movie. Anyway.

Lunarobverse
02-13-2008, 10:01 PM
Sunday can't just quote "The Princess Bride" and leave!

Oh. I guess she did.

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 10:02 PM
Thank you! She's pretty much a :10:. Brag-fest officially over. ;D

I need to date chicks more... it's always SO SWEET because they brag about you and give you compliments and...men are dicks. P: But then...cock.

I AM SO BI IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNAY!

Yekhefah
02-13-2008, 10:07 PM
I want a girlfriend. But I never come on to women, I'm too shy.

DSUsb19
02-13-2008, 10:09 PM
I need to date chicks more... it's always SO SWEET because they brag about you and give you compliments and...men are dicks. P: But then...cock.

I AM SO BI IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNAY!

I have a cock, I just keep it in the closet. 8)

cameron_keys
02-13-2008, 10:09 PM
I want a girlfriend. One thats mainly mine but willing to jump in 3-somes when the mood strikes us all. I want a cool chick that I can hang out with watching bad movies or Mystery Science Theatre or Veronica Mars while eating yummy veggie pizza we made ourselves getting sauce and cheese all over my kitchen.....then have hot marinara covered sex.

And shopping.....so...she'd have to be rich 'cause I cant afford shopping.

I want a girlfriend!!!!

Yekhefah
02-13-2008, 10:12 PM
^^^ You NEED to move to Portland. Seriously.

Lunarobverse
02-13-2008, 10:13 PM
I'd chime in here... but there's too many possible responses fighting it out in my head.

Y'all give me brain lock. I love that. I love you all.

G'night.

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 10:13 PM
I have a cock, I just keep it in the closet. 8)

SOLD!

All Good Things
02-13-2008, 10:15 PM
It's the coloured tissue paper that does it. I don't want the blank cheque. I just want the pretty tissue paper. Will it come in pink and blue?

It comes in light and dark pink, a translucent yellow, a sky blue and a cobalt blue, this amazing hunter green and few shades of purple. That's why mermaidnz was talking about all the colors in her reveal. I packed each box so that when it was opened there would be this huge explosion of color.

I also pick out cards from this custom paper shop called Papyrus. They have some of the most original, thoughtful, beautiful gift cards you have ever seen. They are each little works of art. You may pay $8 for a card, but it's the kind of card you keep. Or you can wait to the very last minute when they mark everything down to $2 I suppose, but the best cards are all gone then.

Here's a few:

Lysondra
02-13-2008, 10:17 PM
It comes in light and dark pink, a translucent yellow, a sky blue and a cobalt blue, this amazing hunter green and few shades of purple. That's why mermaidnz was talking about all the colors in her reveal. I packed each box so that when it was opened there would be this huge explosion of color.

I also pick out cards from this custom paper shop called Papyrus. They have some of the most original, thoughtful, beautiful gift cards you have ever seen. They are each little works of art. You may pay $8 for a card, but it's the kind of card you keep. Or you can wait to the very last minute when they mark everything down to $2 I suppose, but the best cards are all gone then.

Here's a few:
http://www.papyrusonline.com/category/holidays/valentine%26rsquo-s+day/cards.do?page=2&filterAttr=&sortby=&asc=false

I want pretty paper. :(

aussiebelle
02-13-2008, 10:22 PM
My treadmill is gone :(

hardkandee
02-13-2008, 10:30 PM
I also pick out cards from this custom paper shop called Papyrus. They have some of the most original, thoughtful, beautiful gift cards you have ever seen. They are each little works of art. You may pay $8 for a card, but it's the kind of card you keep. Or you can wait to the very last minute when they mark everything down to $2 I suppose, but the best cards are all gone then.

Here's a few:
http://www.papyrusonline.com/category/holidays/valentine%26rsquo-s+day/cards.do?page=2&filterAttr=&sortby=&asc=false

I would like to second the fact that Papyrus is a great store.

Yekhefah
02-13-2008, 10:39 PM
I really, really, really want some lesbian sex.

Instead I'm gonna pour a glass of wine, GET OFF STRIPPERWEB, and go work on my novel about lesbian sex. Hopefully that will be an adequate substitute for all the lovin' I crave right now and am not getting.

cherryripeboy
02-13-2008, 10:44 PM
I'm back from the outer ring of Hades....

gift bag as I'm too lazy to wrap
card for JCB, JLB(sure he does not care at 8mo but I do), and the Empress. I'd do them by hand... but not enough time.

Hot wheels for the JCB

Nerf Balls for both

A come back toy for JLB

Some rice crackers for JLB, baby loves that food. Baby Num-Num

Red Lobster Gift Card for the Empress....

Yes!! I am a commercial zombie of America! Doing my bit to help other nations economies and big corporate make moolah.

I'd have gotten the Empress something sexy, but I figure I have enough dust bunny farms in the closet as it is.

Oh and the peanut butter M&Ms are mine, all mine!!

cameron_keys
02-13-2008, 11:04 PM
I really, really, really want some lesbian sex.

Instead I'm gonna pour a glass of wine, GET OFF STRIPPERWEB, and go work on my novel about lesbian sex. Hopefully that will be an adequate substitute for all the lovin' I crave right now and am not getting.

I'll give you some good girly sexin baby!! You just have to wait until May for it...

Yekhefah
02-13-2008, 11:07 PM
That sounds like it's worth waiting for!

(Heh. When I lost my virginity, he had that slogan on his boxer shorts... "I'm worth waiting for." He was a chastity activist. I put a stop to all that nonsense!)

Scarlett.Oz
02-13-2008, 11:09 PM
I WON!!!!


---------> Dances around in a circle<------------------



I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






XXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxS

cameron_keys
02-13-2008, 11:12 PM
^^won what???

stellaforstars
02-13-2008, 11:14 PM
Nightmares are dumb and they kill my Nyquil buzz.

That is all.

britt244
02-14-2008, 12:20 AM
i hate when people dont answer my text messages.

aussiebelle
02-14-2008, 12:22 AM
i hate when people dont answer my text messages.

bah me too. and i hate it when people continually write back to text messages hours later.

britt244
02-14-2008, 12:24 AM
bah me too. and i hate it when people continually write back to text messages hours later.

yup. especially since i know the person i sent it to is 1, awake, and 2, got it. so if i DO get an answer, it unnecessarily took too long.

aussiebelle
02-14-2008, 12:28 AM
yup. especially since i know the person i sent it to is 1, awake, and 2, got it. so if i DO get an answer, it unnecessarily took too long.

yeah i know. it's so frustrating. isn't the point of text messaging to make things quicker and easier than actually calling somebody? /:O

shasta
02-14-2008, 12:54 AM
Just went out with this super hot guy. I never date hot guys, but he is so sweet. I really don't think he knows he is hot! Crazy! We made out at my house and even took things into my room when the roommate came home. We kept it to just kissing as hard as that was. I dropped him off at his hotel (he is here in business) he asked me to call him when I got home. I did. Phone sex errupted! We were so good at my house I guess we deserved it. I have never come so much by myself. Phone sex with new guy=hot!

gingerlee
02-14-2008, 01:04 AM
Ok, 'Win A Date' cop guy was not only nice and non-creepy, he was hot. Wicked fucking hot. And he let me crawl all over the limo and held my doors open and such. Imagine such things.

Now I'm waiting for my Seroquel to kick in...but it's not working.

Yekhefah
02-14-2008, 02:35 AM
I hate writer's block. Argh. It's almost two in the morning. I've been up almost 20 hours. Why the fark am I not sleepy? I drank half a bottle of red wine and took a hot Lush bath, so what the fuck? Every time I lie down I start wondering about the book and I'm just NOT TIRED! :banghead:

aussiebelle
02-14-2008, 03:13 AM
Just got outbid on a pair of Bettina Liano jeans on ebay :(
They were gorgeous :(

TigersMilk
02-14-2008, 03:16 AM
Really horrible bad nights always make me fearful of the stripping years to come. This is really not my month. I feel so shitty and going to get soo drunk this weekend.

Alaska
02-14-2008, 04:42 AM
guess what i went home w/the jd





i fucking love NECRO

Alaska
02-14-2008, 04:47 AM
guess what i went home w/the jd





i fucking love NECRO

Darcy Foxx
02-14-2008, 08:16 AM
i had a delicious, filling expensive meal tonight at a lovely restaurant. and now i'm hungry again and i want a cheeseburger. laaame.

aussiebelle
02-14-2008, 08:40 AM
Damn. I am way too nocturnal and I hate it :bedtime:

stellaforstars
02-14-2008, 08:43 AM
I think I want to take a Lush bath.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-14-2008, 08:59 AM
i had a delicious, filling expensive meal tonight at a lovely restaurant. and now i'm hungry again and i want a cheeseburger. laaame.

You sound just like me! I go out and spend money on some fancy schmancy restaurant, then I come home and start thinking about a burger or a pizza! ::)



Man I'm sleepy, but I'm being productive today, so I'm proud! I'll definitely need a nap this afternoon, though.

SundayMorning
02-14-2008, 09:03 AM
Stella, I hate to say it, but ever since you asked me if I ever have insomnia on my POTW thread and I said no, I've had it twice! I have monkey mind. When I tell myself that, I always picture little monkeys eating so many bananas that they get sleepy and curl up for a nap. Sometimes it works and then I can sleep too. In fact, I'm getting sleepy right now!

:monkeedan

rozz
02-14-2008, 09:48 AM
I'm not dead. I'm in NH. Which is sort of the same thing. No cell phone, no friends, no internet.

stellaforstars
02-14-2008, 09:53 AM
Stella, I hate to say it, but ever since you asked me if I ever have insomnia on my POTW thread and I said no, I've had it twice! I have monkey mind. When I tell myself that, I always picture little monkeys eating so many bananas that they get sleepy and curl up for a nap. Sometimes it works and then I can sleep too. In fact, I'm getting sleepy right now!

:monkeedan

That is adorable. I'm sorry I gave you insomnia though, monkey mind!

I have been quite productive today so far. Woke up nice and early, ran a quick errand to the university, came home, took a bath, and studied French.

The rest of the afternoon will likely consist of me alternating between studying French and doing web cam stuff.

jasmine
02-14-2008, 09:57 AM
I found a bra that looks BAD on big boobs. Who knew one existed?

Bahhhh! My V-day outfit is a balconette bra set and it looks terrible. I didn't try it on till this morning. ARRRGGG!!!!! Dumb, dumb, dumb me!

I had one similar before I had my BA and it looked really nice. I figured since everything else looks better now, why not these?

My boobies look WEIRD just sitting there. I even took a pic because sometimes I think things look bad, but when I see a pic they look ok. Nope, still looks stupid. Now I have no idea what I'm gonna wear tonight. I'm gonna cry!

PrettyCurlieQ
02-14-2008, 10:05 AM
I seriously need to smoke some crack or something. I've been running errands for two hours and I'm already exhausted! I can't wait for my afternoon nap! (Are naps childish?)