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britt244
02-14-2008, 04:42 PM
Naps are never long enough. Well, gotta get in the shower and get sexified for work!

hey. i thought i told you youre not allowed to have a life past the internet! i get bored. :P

for reals, i'm so bored. im having anxiety about work tomorrow. i do not, do not, do not want to go. so i cant even enjoy my evening because i'm dreading tomorrow.

cameron_keys
02-14-2008, 04:44 PM
Going out to lunch by myself and shopping by myself made me super depressed today. No valentine love for Ginger.

Aww...I love you Ginger! If we are in LA at the same time I'll be your belated Valentine!


Hubby really pissed me off. He tells me he took some pink pill that the chick he works with gave him(which is TOTALLY unlike him BTW..he doesnt even like taking aspirin) and he doesnt know what it was and he's all loopy and about to drive home.
Then apparently its all a joke(after he keeps it up for like 15 minutes) and why am I mad??
WTF?? If I called him from work telling him I took "some pink pill" and I dont know what it is and I'm all fucked up and driving home he would FLIP THE FUCK OUT on me...and rightly so. But I'm not supposed to be mad??? I'm going to KILL him when he gets home.

He better be bringing me some HUGE amount of V-day flowers. Maybe jewelry too...Pain in my ass

britt244
02-14-2008, 04:45 PM
^ umm.. wtf?!

Yekhefah
02-14-2008, 04:51 PM
It's official: I'm obese and disgusting. I'm gonna drag my jiggly squishy ass to the gym and sweat off an ounce or two. I don't know why, because I'm destined to be fat regardless of whether I work out or not and I'm carrying the world's most fucking STUBBORN 15 pounds, but what the hell. Maybe I'll feel better.

gingerlee
02-14-2008, 04:52 PM
Aww...I love you Ginger! If we are in LA at the same time I'll be your belated Valentine!


Hubby really pissed me off. He tells me he took some pink pill that the chick he works with gave him(which is TOTALLY unlike him BTW..he doesnt even like taking aspirin) and he doesnt know what it was and he's all loopy and about to drive home.
Then apparently its all a joke(after he keeps it up for like 15 minutes) and why am I mad??
WTF?? If I called him from work telling him I took "some pink pill" and I dont know what it is and I'm all fucked up and driving home he would FLIP THE FUCK OUT on me...and rightly so. But I'm not supposed to be mad??? I'm going to KILL him when he gets home.

He better be bringing me some HUGE amount of V-day flowers. Maybe jewelry too...Pain in my ass

I love you too! Hopefully we'll be there at the same time, I have a rental car this time and can actually go places!

And yeah, what the fuck is up with your hubby taking random pills? I'd be pissed at his ass too.

LiveFree
02-14-2008, 04:52 PM
@cam Men don't think sometimes. Its funny how it doesn't occur to them how actions -> consequences.

cameron_keys
02-14-2008, 04:52 PM
^ umm.. wtf?!

Thank you. That IS fucked up right? I'm not over-reacting?

cameron_keys
02-14-2008, 04:53 PM
And yeah, what the fuck is up with your hubby taking random pills? I'd be pissed at his ass too.

apparently he didnt really..it was all a joke. Still..SO not funny

Yekhefah
02-14-2008, 04:54 PM
Yeah, it sounds like your husband mixed up Valentine's Day with April Fools' Day. Not cool.

LiveFree
02-14-2008, 04:55 PM
BTW when can I have my account back ?

-Sand

gingerlee
02-14-2008, 04:57 PM
Cam, that's really fucked up to do such a weird joke, especially on Valentine's day. He better have the best presents EVER when he gets home.

Taylorlila
02-14-2008, 04:58 PM
I have realized that while making me feel better...robotussin also makes me feel loopy. I guess thats why kids robo trip.

britt244
02-14-2008, 04:59 PM
what kind of joke is that?! thats fucked up ANY day, especially today.

me.. im leaving the fighting with the ex over his asanine behavior for tomorrow. tonight, i'm choosing not to talk to him at all. its like we get along for a few days so he has to do something to mess it up. yeah, yeah, he's my ex for a reason.. but i like to be cuddled :(

TheTempest
02-14-2008, 05:00 PM
It's official: I'm obese and disgusting.

No bad mouthing yourself! I'm gonna hump you until you stop -humphumphump-

LiveFree
02-14-2008, 05:01 PM
No bad mouthing yourself! I'm gonna hump you until you stop -humphumphump-

*joins in*

Now, do fat people get threesomes ? NO!

Yekhefah
02-14-2008, 05:03 PM
LOL! I'm still gonna waddle off to the gym. I'm waddling right now, if I can lift my hefty, dimpled ass off this couch and if I can reach around my huge belly with my sausagey fingers to get my gym shoes on.

LiveFree
02-14-2008, 05:06 PM
*humps Yekhefah off the couch* Off to the gym you go!

gingerlee
02-14-2008, 05:16 PM
Ewwwwww. I just opened a package of Rock Star soap and it stinks. Bad. It was part of a gift box and it smells totally different than any other bar I've had. Why? Why can't I take a shower and smell yummy instead of funky?

PrettyCurlieQ
02-14-2008, 05:25 PM
Cam, that's really fucked up to do such a weird joke, especially on Valentine's day. He better have the best presents EVER when he gets home.
Maybe that's it, it's all a trick to get you worked up, and when he gets home he's gonna have something amazing planned for you!:D


I'm so tired, I drink 2 sugar-free redbulls a night at work, and I already had one when I woke up from my nap because I didn't think I would stay awake in the shower... I may have to stop and get the giant one at the gas station before I go to the club.. I guess I better leave it's already 6:30. Boo.

AND BRITT! Don't be bored, I'll be back tomorrow and we can fill up each other's pm boxes again! LOVE YOU!

LiveFree
02-14-2008, 05:27 PM
Maybe that's it, it's all a trick to get you worked up, and when he gets home he's gonna have something amazing planned for you!:D

Personally, I don't see the connection, but I hope so too. He better lol}:D

Yekhefah
02-14-2008, 05:33 PM
I love my baby. I texted him that I felt like Jabba the Hutt, he told me I was stupid, I told him I weigh 137 pounds and I'm gross. He texted back, "Whatever. You're 137 pounds of pure sex."

Now I'm all motivated again. I WILL lose this fucking weight and be the goddess I deserve to be.

cameron_keys
02-14-2008, 05:40 PM
Yek you are totally pure sex. I dont care if you were 237 pounds...I'd still bang the living shit out of you and fantasize about your amazing sexy self!

LiveFree
02-14-2008, 05:42 PM
Yek you are totally pure sex. I dont care if you were 237 pounds...I'd still bang the living shit out of you and fantasize about your amazing sexy self!

lol talk about a demotivator...HIT THE GYM Yekhefah, make it a lifestyle to be sexy.....its just how you ARE.

RoseWhite
02-14-2008, 05:47 PM
Go! Go and enjoy it for ME . . . since I literally am not allowed. You never know how much you actually do need and even want the gym until it's literally forbidden to you. Take that Pure Sex & shake it all over the elliptical. ;)

Also, I hab a cold. I'm gonna curl up with my Valentine kitty cat from Mast and the DVD set of Julia Child my mama sent me.

Yekhefah
02-14-2008, 05:48 PM
Well, now I don't have time, I have to go to work. But I'm energized and I'm going to dance extra hard until 2 in the morning, and then I'm going to get up and go to the gym BEFORE breakfast tomorrow (I always want to eat first, but I'm always happier and more productive when I don't). From now on, it's gym first and THEN breakfast, five times a week. Maybe six or seven if I can keep up this momentum. I'm going to be 120 again by K's birthday in May, this is my goal.

LiveFree
02-14-2008, 05:48 PM
@Rosa Why is it not allowed ?

And you should definitely eat before too. Eating first thing in the morning makes your body get over sleep mode and go into active mode.

britt244
02-14-2008, 05:53 PM
^ she's pregnant.

im cleaning my bathtub so i can have a bath. maybe that will shake some of this icky anxiety, though im feeling doubtful.

RoseWhite
02-14-2008, 05:56 PM
@Rosa Why is it not allowed ?
Well, I haven't posted publicly about it here, but I have a really unfortunate condition called placenta previa. During a normal pregnancy, women not only CAN but SHOULD exercise, but this is not a normal situation. This is where the placenta either partially or totally covers the opening of the cervix which can make vaginal delivery dangerous if not impossible. For those who are familiar with it, mine's a "marginal", not a "complete", so it's certainly not a worst case scenario.

The good news: It's expected to eventually resolve itself so I can still deliver vaginally & probably even at home, as was my original plan, thank GOD, but while it's still present - hopefully not for too much longer - it can be very dangerous. Excess exertion and anything causing uterine contractions (including orgasm) can lead to hemorrhaging. Any bleeding episodes could lead to bed rest if not a full-blown emergency situation.

So, no exercise save for very gentle yoga for the last 10 weeks, and not for the next 6. I've also been on "pelvic rest", which means no sex. Of ANY kind. At all. So no exercise, no sex including masturbation, basically all I can do is just get fat. It's incredibly frustrating on many levels. I'm normally a very active person, not to mention sexual, so this runs counter to my entire life.

Sorry for the TMI. I haven't yet vented about it here, as I said. It's really a difficult thing for me to face. Thinking about it too much gets me extremely emotional, but I'm working hard on positive visualization and such. There may even be an acupuncture technique that can help, which I'm investigating.

Send me good, placental-migration vibes if you can. I do need them.

And exercise! Think of those who want to but can't. Like the starving children in Ethiopia we heard about as kids! ;)

Yekhefah
02-14-2008, 05:58 PM
That sucks, Rose. I'm sorry. But little Rosadonicus will be totally worth it!

britt244
02-14-2008, 06:01 PM
im very tempted to go to the store and buy one of those yummy sampler boxes of candy that has everythinggg in it. though then i would feel fat, plus i would have to go out in the dark, and im scared of the dark.

i do have a box of butterfinger hearts, though, and its very tempting to eat them all.

Lunarobverse
02-14-2008, 06:07 PM
^^^Butterfinger hearts? That sounds awesome.

RoseWhite
02-14-2008, 06:08 PM
That sucks, Rose. I'm sorry. But little Rosadonicus will be totally worth it!

Thanks honey. I know the little one will be worth everything! I think this is just as hard on Mast as it is on me, or almost (at least he can masturbate, heh). But we'll get through it. And s/he'll be here before we know it!

This just in: Julia Child is awesome.

britt244
02-14-2008, 06:10 PM
^^^Butterfinger hearts? That sounds awesome.

i just ate half the box.

disgusting.

Lunarobverse
02-14-2008, 06:15 PM
i just ate half the box.

disgusting.

Can I have the other half? ;D

Lady Jade
02-14-2008, 06:16 PM
This just in: Julia Child is awesome.

Quoted for truth! ;D

britt244
02-14-2008, 06:23 PM
disgusting. seriously, disgusting. when will i learn that i feel like i look awful in most of my dance outfits if i eat this way?

britt244
02-14-2008, 07:31 PM
tomorrow, the kids at my school are going on a field trip. well, 3 of them are. 1 is staying home bc i wont drive him to school ::) another is on vacation, and the last has to stay back bc he didnt earn the trip. we have 5 staff members.. an a parent going.. why do i need to be there? seriously? thats just absurd. 6 adults for 4 kids. at the movies.

aussiebelle
02-14-2008, 07:38 PM
I was watching some amazing medical stories show last night and they had a lady on, Renee who was the world's biggest woman. She was over 800 pounds. I just googled her and she died last year. I don't know, this has just been on my mind ever since I watched it. It's just so sad. I know she probably had a great contribution to this outcome but my heart just goes out to this woman.

hardkandee
02-14-2008, 07:46 PM
im very tempted to go to the store and buy one of those yummy sampler boxes of candy that has everythinggg in it. though then i would feel fat, plus i would have to go out in the dark, and im scared of the dark.

i do have a box of butterfinger hearts, though, and its very tempting to eat them all.

Do it tomorrow. All the Valentine shit goes on sale.

britt244
02-14-2008, 07:51 PM
Do it tomorrow. All the Valentine shit goes on sale.

i ate almost the whole box. i need to swear off chocolate for a while.

Yekhefah
02-14-2008, 08:29 PM
I hate when I get nervous before work. I shouldn't have had that third cup of coffee. Now my hair and makeup are done but I'm too nervy to go in... gotta force myself to go put my shoes on... any minute now...

I just REALLY miss K today because everyone else is going on about love and gushiness, and he's gone for at least another month, maybe more. I need snuggles and sex. I really, really need some sex. I don't want to go slink around in stiletto heels for money all night, I want to curl up by the fire with K and have hard, hot sex.

Maybe I can channel that into a sexy stage presence tonight. Or something.

red red red
02-14-2008, 08:36 PM
I never posted on this thread before...

I just told my ex-boyfriend we should go to Tijuana for "spring break." I can't get used to having a job where vacations are something you have to schedule in. I also can't get used to myself with so little to DO with myself. I'm bored as hell. And I miss the pole. There, I said it: I MISS THE POLE. You cannot spend 4 years of your life learning a skill and expect the urge to practice that skill to go away overnight.

sun child
02-14-2008, 08:36 PM
Good luck Yek! I actually bit the bullet and called the British 21-year-old from craigslist tonight. He hasn't called back yet. Oh lord he's cute.

stellaforstars
02-14-2008, 08:46 PM
Oh my fucking GOD. I just signed on to the site for, like, 40 minutes and not one single fucking person took me to private. Not one. WTF mate?

I feel so unsexy. Stupid, cheap, V-Day LOSER jackasses.

Lunarobverse
02-14-2008, 08:49 PM
Oh my fucking GOD. I just signed on to the site for, like, 40 minutes and not one single fucking person took me to private. Not one. WTF mate?

I feel so unsexy. Stupid, cheap, V-Day LOSER jackasses.

You don't feel unsexy to me!

*Ba-DUM-dum!*

Alaska
02-14-2008, 08:51 PM
Lol, the song to Weekend at Bernie's "some like it hot" all fake reggaeish style, really makes me wonder what I missed in the 80's.

Darcy Foxx
02-14-2008, 09:00 PM
mmmm i am so addicted to subway

RoseLeigh
02-14-2008, 09:00 PM
Why is it everytime I hear a song to shake my butt to at work, it has horrifying lyrics? And they're all by R Kelly? :O Do you think he writes those lyrics with a serious face?

cameron_keys
02-14-2008, 09:19 PM
Oh my fucking GOD. I just signed on to the site for, like, 40 minutes and not one single fucking person took me to private. Not one. WTF mate?

I feel so unsexy. Stupid, cheap, V-Day LOSER jackasses.

Its not you.,..I got crap today from them too. Screw lonely cheap assfuckers.

ON the bright side,,,I got flowees and candy and made a yummy diner of fettucini alferedo w.spinach and tomatoes and hunby brought a nice bottlwe of wine and I"m driunk and had some good SSSEEEEXXX!!!! If I dont pass out I migh t just have ne some more...

All Good Things
02-14-2008, 09:27 PM
This has been a good Valentine's Day. I am kind of overwhelmed! :) Might have to post pics after a bit.

That word "overwhelmed" seems to be making regular appearances in select locations both here and over in the Reveals thread.

Sharing is good my love, no? Digital camera over cell phone, I think, right? :)