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Darcy Foxx
02-14-2008, 09:30 PM
well, i got no valentines gifts at all. but i got really drunk, so that's always good.

can't say i'm disappointed, because i wasnt really expecting any gifts anyway.

i'm going to go attempt to dye my hair red again.

UtahMike
02-14-2008, 09:31 PM
I'm just whelmed.

Alaska
02-14-2008, 09:33 PM
Whelm, I'm going to get some Valentine's Day Subway. Thank you, random thread!

Lady Jade
02-14-2008, 09:39 PM
I got Chinese food and carnations for Valentine's Day... and I couldn't be happier! :heartbeat

SundayMorning
02-14-2008, 09:46 PM
Yek (and any other sad single peoples), you might wanna look away from this post...


Fair warning!

I got buttsexed like a pro! Yay! Well first things first. We had Thai food which was nummy, then a Lush bath which was also nummy while listening to Massive Attack, and then he worked me up soooo good. Like normally, I just expect assfuckery to hurt. Nope, not this time. He lubed me up nice and got me all worked up and my whole body was humming. And then he did me so slow that I was never in any pain and all I wanted was more more more more! God I don't remember the last time sex was that intimate and thorough. I actually started crying, I felt so close to him. It was hawt.

Now I have a delicious appletini in hand and on my way to drunk sloppy happiness. This is a perfect, perfect evening.

Scarlett.Oz
02-14-2008, 10:12 PM
I went to a sex shop today and they were OUT OF VIBRATORS!!! Not a single one left, who would'a thunk it?

XS

hardkandee
02-14-2008, 10:18 PM
well, i got no valentines gifts at all. but i got really drunk, so that's always good.

can't say i'm disappointed, because i wasnt really expecting any gifts anyway.



Lol, me too and I've got a boyfriend. ::) Stupid fake-holiday.

Sophia_Starina
02-14-2008, 10:23 PM
I just got my Valentine's present....


A long hard pounding!!!!

Darcy Foxx
02-14-2008, 10:24 PM
mmm i love the smell of home hairdye. let's hope this time it actually turns out red.

tonight i'm hopefully going out to my favourite bar, so i can slut around some hot tattooed punk boys and hopefully get some post valentines day sex.

sun child
02-14-2008, 10:27 PM
My roommate just said "I just got one present for ____ for Valentine's Day" and proceeded to pull a can of whipped cream out of the fridge.

RoseLeigh
02-14-2008, 11:36 PM
I just did my nails (well, glued them on) and painted the toes. I feel kinda glamorous. Except that the glue is all over my hands. ::) I am a spaz. A spaz with nice long nails and greeny-glitter toes.

gingerlee
02-15-2008, 01:32 AM
Work was fun, we did an auction for dances with me during my show and I got $155 for one dance. Yay for girls that are really into girls! They rock my socks.

Other than that I'm still a lonely panda. A sad, lonely panda.

AmazingKat
02-15-2008, 01:34 AM
Speaking of pandas....

I found this site http://petapanda.com/

I really want to go to a panda reserve in China and play with pandas. Its almost 3k but I would shit myself with happiness.

I'm so in love with pandas.

gingerlee
02-15-2008, 01:47 AM
^^OMG it's adorable! Now I wanna play with the pandas. I think I have a thing for animals that start with the letter 'P'. Pandas, penguins, and puppies=the trifecta of cute for Ginger.

Yekhefah
02-15-2008, 03:09 AM
My Valentine's Day officially sucked. I discovered I'm 17 pounds overweight so I felt like Jabba the Hutt, I wrecked my kitchen and didn't have time to clean it up, I cut myself shaving, I made $45 at work and the DJ bitched when all I gave him was $5, I feel atrociously ugly, and K is thousands of miles away so I have no one to snuggle with. And I'm horny and lonely and I want a good deep intimate sexing with a snuggle-to-sleep afterward.

The best part of my day was driving home from work along the river, glittering in all the city lights and darkened streets, listening to Johnny Cash in my toasty-warm car. At least that was nice. Portland is so pretty in the middle of the night.

sun child
02-15-2008, 03:18 AM
^ That it is. I love driving down the East side of the river on the way to SE. It's great driving west while the sun is setting, too.

PuertoRicanPinup
02-15-2008, 03:20 AM
I felt a little depressed today. It's not because of Valentine's day, I'm not really into it anyway, and I did get some awesome presents (5 inch Dior shoes and my lips done!) but I felt so *down* today. It's probably because of losing my cat. :-( Also, last week was my birthday, and my sister flaked out on meeting me for dinner on my birthday.

But I am trying to focus on the positivity in my life. I just got back from an amazing vacation with my girlfriends. I moved into my own little studio, I am living alone, independent, and am trying to figure out what I want to do in my life. I went to the gym today, and it felt soo good to work out even for a little while. I think I need to work out at least 4 times a week to feel good emotionally.



I feel a wee bit better already.

Yekhefah
02-15-2008, 03:20 AM
I dunno what it is about rivers. Maybe it was growing up so close to the Mississippi River or something, but being alongside a river just makes me feel really peaceful and content. I always knew I would have to settle by a river one day.

Tauries
02-15-2008, 03:56 AM
While I don't really give a shit about yet another corpofucktard consumerism driven fake arse holiday and wouldn'y have even known if I hadn't read about on here, out of the blue Ms. Insomnia came over to be my "Valentine"....so sweet except for she won't SLEEP with me....bitch!!:O ::) }:D

britt244
02-15-2008, 05:00 AM
not going to the school today. but since i feel bad about everything, i volunteered on my own to go in on tuesday since another girl will be out. oh well, monday's a holiday. so i'll work tues/wed/fri next week. why do i volunteer to do things i dont want to do?

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 07:19 AM
Someone save me. I'm looking up 35 pages worth of SIC codes for work, and I'm running out of internet time on my phone and won't have SW to distract me! :banghead: :'(

Taylorlila
02-15-2008, 07:51 AM
I got no Valentines day sex...too sick. But guess what my bf got for Valentines day? My cold!

I think hacked up my whole lung this morning. Cute. And I need to work tonight. Ugh. I already called out Wed. and I can't really afford to be taking time off when I'm going to be taking a week off next month.

Lunarobverse
02-15-2008, 07:53 AM
I have a headache today. It's in the back of my neck. Woke up with it.

Need. Coffee.

At least it's Friday. And payday. Whoo-hoo!

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 08:31 AM
I. Hate. Salesgenie.

stellaforstars
02-15-2008, 08:39 AM
I am locking myself away from everyone this weekend.

And I am tired of every person in my life feeling like they own me and can do/say whatever they please. If you know me at all, you know that's laughable.

Lunarobverse
02-15-2008, 09:15 AM
^^^Take care of yourself, Stella!

Just want to say that coffee == good. Mmmmm.

Also, there was a gorgeous sunrise this morning, all orange-y and gold. I love mornings like today.

britt244
02-15-2008, 09:16 AM
i went back to sleep for probably too long, but oh well. its 11 and i'm up. having a healthy breakfast and then going to put some clothes away while it digests so then i can work out. oh, and tan.

cameron_keys
02-15-2008, 09:20 AM
Great...I have a shoot today. Apparently my agency has been calling me for 2 days and my stupid phone never picked it up..doesnt show any missed calls,but when I call into voicemail..there they are.

So he came by waking me up this morning...at least I heard the doorbell so I can do the shoot this afternoon. Ugh.I need a new phone.

Djoser
02-15-2008, 09:53 AM
I noticed that too...I've emailed him a cpl times and havent heard back. I should call him...



You emailed me?? I never got it! I got a PM which I of course missed until just now. And obviously the text messaging worked, lol--thanks...

I hope the shoot goes well.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-15-2008, 10:09 AM
i went back to sleep for probably too long, but oh well. its 11 and i'm up. having a healthy breakfast and then going to put some clothes away while it digests so then i can work out. oh, and tan.
Healthy breakfast, what's that? Man, I can't get away from fast food lately. This weeked I'm definitely dragging the bf to the grocery store so we can fill up our pantry and fridge and start eating healthier!


I'm so proud because I just woke up! Usually I get up around 8:30 when my bf leaves for work, and I can't stay asleep. I guess my exhaustion is finally catching up with me and I can stay in bed a little longer. Now if I can only get in a 3-hour nap before work... I don't have any errands today that I can think of, so I have no excuses!

britt244
02-15-2008, 10:13 AM
^ lol.. i had a light multigrain english muffin with peanut butter, a low carb low sugar yogurt, and a clementine.

twisterinAZ
02-15-2008, 10:24 AM
Being sick is boring . I can't get comfortable. There is nothing on TV. I'm hot. And cold. Maybe I should sleep. Nope. Coughing too much. Maybe eat something. Nope. Sore throat and no appetite anyways. High on cough syrup. My dog is in the middle of the couch. I'm lonely and sad. I want my mom. Yep I said it.....I worked too much and now I have the flu:'(

cameron_keys
02-15-2008, 10:25 AM
You emailed me?? I never got it! I got a PM which I of course missed until just now. And obviously the text messaging worked, lol--thanks...

I hope the shoot goes well.

Duh.. I meant Pm'd you. Sorry. Glad you are ok..we were getting worried on here!

Shoot should be easy...it's a girl/girl with Holly Halston, they are usually really easy.

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 10:28 AM
I made bacon and swiss mini quiches for the Hubby because it's his birthday. Now he's play Rayman Raving Rabbids which is hilaaaaarious. Still sooooo sleepy...but stuff to do! Gots to pick up my check, deposit it, and finally go to HEB. Woot moneys.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-15-2008, 10:30 AM
^ lol.. i had a light multigrain english muffin with peanut butter, a low carb low sugar yogurt, and a clementine.
I don't know what a clementine is, but when all your foods start with 'light' 'multigrain' 'low-carb' ... well, I just hope it tasted yummy!!

MrChristopher
02-15-2008, 10:35 AM
So. Tired.

and unless something miraculous happens to change my mind, Mary Carey is a giant twatwaffle. Oh yes.

Time to make the donuts.

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 10:37 AM
I don't know what a clementine is, but when all your foods start with 'light' 'multigrain' 'low-carb' ... well, I just hope it tasted yummy!!

Is a narnge. Or maybe a tangerine.

cameron_keys
02-15-2008, 10:38 AM
Clementines are SO yummy!! One of the only fruits I like.

This made me giggle:

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 10:40 AM
I'm so friggin' hungry. Someone come answer the phones for me so I can go pee and get some food?

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 10:42 AM
I never even heard of that movie....totally under my radar. :O

britt244
02-15-2008, 10:48 AM
I don't know what a clementine is, but when all your foods start with 'light' 'multigrain' 'low-carb' ... well, I just hope it tasted yummy!!
it was still yummy!


Is a narnge. Or maybe a tangerine.

a tangerine is different from a clementine. theyre just in that same family, i guess.

grrr. why did the mail lady come early today? i was all ready to go tan. >:( and now watch, i'll wait and i wont even get either of the packages i'm hoping to get.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-15-2008, 10:51 AM
^I haven't tanned in over a month! But lately, when I go to the tanning place, the beds are cold! They ought to run them for a few minutes in the AM to get ready for early customers, because it is no fun to lay on a freezing cold bed waiting for it to warm up! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :cold: So I'm Whitey McWhitegirl.

britt244
02-15-2008, 10:55 AM
^ oh me too. i havent been tanning in a loong time. i just figured i would since i called out "sick" from my day job. plus, i decided from now on, im pretending its summer because i'm sick of winter. but at this rate i might end up not going.

cameron_keys
02-15-2008, 11:03 AM
I havent been tanning in forever either...I'm so pale I"m almost see-through. The studio is re vamping the upstairs with a whole gym for the webcam girls to use...so the tanning bed isnt available while they are doing construction. And I hate paying for stuff I can get for free!

TigersMilk
02-15-2008, 11:14 AM
I want to be skinny so I'm not eating any damn carbs today.

PuertoRicanPinup
02-15-2008, 11:58 AM
^God, I ate so much on vacation it's ridiculous! I think I stretched my stomach out too because I am HUNGRY! time to bust out the hoodia.

gingerlee
02-15-2008, 12:01 PM
I have to go get an AIM test today, and I hate needles with a passion. I look like a voodoo doll after people draw my blood because my veins are difficult. Fuckers.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-15-2008, 12:06 PM
^Me, too. I was supposed to get one needle's worth of bloodwork about a year ago, and I left the doc with track marks all over my wrists/hand/inside of my elbows. I explained to them that my veins are difficult and you can't draw blood easily, but they refused to do a simple finger prick until they stuck my arms 10 times. That's not exaggerating, they actually stuck me ten times! I wish when I told people that, they would just believe me and make it easier ::)

Good luck, Ginger, I can't imagine your veins being more difficult than mine. Drink lots of water so they're pumped up.

cameron_keys
02-15-2008, 12:09 PM
I have to go get an AIM test today, and I hate needles with a passion. I look like a voodoo doll after people draw my blood because my veins are difficult. Fuckers.

Yep..every month I look like a smack addict for a few days..they always blow my veins and I have several puncture marks and a huge bruise.Bleh. Occupational hazard.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-15-2008, 12:14 PM
So my club is undergoing an operational transfer. Things have been going badly, so the business owner is stepping aside and letting the property owner take over. I'm worried and excited. I know this guy has high standards and isn't willing to invest a lot in the club, but he is so mean to women! He's a traditional Iranian guy and he isn't afraid to yell at a woman and tell her she's too ugly or too fat to be on his stage. I've seen him do it in front of customers. I know he understands the best ways to run an SOB (not the best ways to treat employees/girls!) so I'm hoping for the best. I just don't want to get yelled at!