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britt244
02-15-2008, 02:30 PM
Nothing is as fun as sitting on my butt on the internet. :P
that is correct. so please make that your number 1 priority from now on.

ok, no cardio yoga. i dont have time. i will do crunches and stretch and that is it.

thickienikkie
02-15-2008, 02:30 PM
are those michael jackson's real kids...

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 02:32 PM
Someone needs to come to work with me on Tuesday so I don't kill our payroll girl. I swear to God, I want to rip her ratty bleached-white hair off her head.

Stupid bitch put in a request last week to have today off after I had already told her two weeks prior that I was going to need today off to go work up in Boston for the weekend, telling our boss some bullshit story about how her baby-daddy's parents being really sickly and she would need to take the day off since they were coming up to visit today (she let it slip yesterday that they'd been here for a week already). So she got granted the time and I didn't even though I filed for it first.

KNOWING she was going to be out today and the rest of the staff was going to be out all week for convention, don't you think she would have spent the time to make sure all her shit was taken care of? Nope, she came in late every day and left early every day (telling me that I should lie that she had an emergency if our boss happened to call while she was out getting her hair done). To top it off, her fat ass is laying in bed refusing to come in the office while angry temps are calling me because they didn't get paid since she FORGOT to submit their timesheets. UGH! :banghead:

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 02:34 PM
Stiletto's ... and after 8? I don't know, somehow I got roped into putting this together. You should come! Ody is going to get tipsy and it'll be funny!

I'll see what I can do. Because of the dumbass coworker mentioned in my previous post, I'm stuck at the office waiting for manual check authorization codes to come in from our corporate office so I can pay these poor temps. Since corporate is in Dallass, I highly doubt they care that I want to go home an hour earlier than they get to!

britt244
02-15-2008, 02:34 PM
my cat is so cute. shes sleeping under the covers with only her feet sticking out.

kitty260
02-15-2008, 02:36 PM
I just had a fabulous glass of Reisling....in the middle of the afternoon! I kinda like this stay-at-home mom thing.

Alaska
02-15-2008, 02:38 PM
Grrr. I feel so physically messed up after what I think I just saw on diehipster.com I hope someone replies to my thread in the lounge. :(

Lunarobverse
02-15-2008, 02:45 PM
All this work is getting in the way of my surfing on SW! I can't keep up! And drama llamas are teh funnay but drama isn't.

britt244
02-15-2008, 02:48 PM
not working in the day is great! i have tons of time to lounge around, go tanning, work out, and now im making pasta for dinner.

gingerlee
02-15-2008, 02:53 PM
Damn, I leave to get an AIM test and come back to fun in Random Thread. But I'm back now....so proceed ya'll. Proceed. I need entertainment this afternoon because there's nothing on tv. :(

And have I mentioned lately that I am in love with the drama llama picture? It makes me giggle every time I see it. I took a picture with a llama a month or so ago and named him Drama. That's how much I love that little fucker.

Alaska
02-15-2008, 02:55 PM
Please tell me I should grow up and just go to Subway already.:-[

Alaska
02-15-2008, 02:58 PM
Omg, lol!!!!


When I was 18, I saw an ad in the paper for $$ to watch you smoke cigs on a couch with yr clothes on.

I did it, got filmed, got paid.....I just looked at their site and they are selling a vid of "smoking interviews" and I'm in of em! Wowww. Maybe I need to just give up any reservations and just go all the way...my image is already out there now!!! Just wow. Lil old me 5 years ago.

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 02:59 PM
I'll see what I can do. Because of the dumbass coworker mentioned in my previous post, I'm stuck at the office waiting for manual check authorization codes to come in from our corporate office so I can pay these poor temps. Since corporate is in Dallass, I highly doubt they care that I want to go home an hour earlier than they get to!

BOO! I doubt we'll be getting to the club before 9 but if you're too stressed and angry to see naked women - then they're is something wrong with you! xoxo



Please tell me I should grow up and just go to Subway already.:-[

Go to subway! And bring me back a sugar cookie!

Alaska
02-15-2008, 03:01 PM
^Phew, lol. Absolutely. Yummm I'll get one too and we could match.

gingerlee
02-15-2008, 03:05 PM
Mmmm, now I want Subway too. Damn you!

Alaska
02-15-2008, 03:08 PM
3 sugar cookies for stripparz all in a row, lalalalala. I only wish this could be occuring in real life.....


The random thread is synonymous with "Subway" didn't u know Mizz Lee!!!!!

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 03:20 PM
^^I know. I wish we were all in the same place. But that's magical stripperland for you!

gingerlee
02-15-2008, 03:21 PM
The random thread is synonymous with "Subway" didn't u know Mizz Lee!!!!!

I don't know where the nearest Subway is in the town I'm in. If I end up on I am so blaming it on you! :D

Alaska
02-15-2008, 03:38 PM
^Here Tempest, catch! Ginger, I gots yours too but you gotta eat your sub first, mmkay?

I so wish I had a webcam right now so u could see mah Subwayz, hardy har har.

Ole!

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 03:39 PM
^^-munchmunchmunch- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <3

phillyvixen
02-15-2008, 03:41 PM
Back from my appointment, they made me go to the hospital for a NO stress test but everything is groovy. My baby isn't stressed at all, she is loving her mommy motel and just doesn't want to leave!
I am 75% effaced, still not dilated at all.
FYI the cervical checks just keep getting worse and worse, today it felt like he was trying to examine my tonsils

Now i think i'm going to go up to my husbands store and bring him his laptop as per his request. I love how he starts the conversation off with how much he misses me and loves me and then asks me to bring him something :) He is bummed the NST went so well, he was hoping he wouldn't have to work the rest of the weekend. Sorry our baby is so stress free haha.

Rosewhite i'm sorry to hear about your placenta. I hope it moves over and you can deliver at home like you want. I think you are very brave to have a homebirth! My mom had me at home and loved the experience. I for one want an epidural :) To each their own right :)

gingerlee
02-15-2008, 03:51 PM
^Here Tempest, catch! Ginger, I gots yours too but you gotta eat your sub first, mmkay?


:-[ I went to their site. There was a Subway 2 miles from me. I got a turkey on honey oat, double meat, double cheese. It's fucking GOOD. Damn you beotches!

Alaska
02-15-2008, 03:54 PM
^Woooo Ginger! It is a parrrr-tay!

cue the mariachi music!

phillyvixen
02-15-2008, 03:57 PM
now i'm hungry

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 04:09 PM
The problem with having a very pretty martini glass is that one wants to fill it with tasty concoctions. Here it is, just 5pm, haven't done a damn productive thing all day, and I'm sipping a martini. (I dunno what it is, I mixed Ruby Red grapefruit juice with watermelon Pucker and vodka. Tangy, fruity and delicious!) And yet I have a transcript to complete and a Hubby to pamper. Must...remain....sober!

stellaforstars
02-15-2008, 04:09 PM
^^Me too. Need fooood.

TigersMilk
02-15-2008, 04:10 PM
These wind blowers are outside my apartment doing landscaping maintenance and they are loud. Go away *shoo* so I can do homework.

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 04:10 PM
Every time I try to write a scene for Writing Drama (that was due this past Tuesday), I try to do anything else. I usually head for the fridge first, then SW, then MySpace. It's a really personal story told fictitiously and I'm trying not to force it.

But at the same time, I suck at writing plays. :(

I'm pondering posting a thread about the SC outing tonight.

Mastridonicus
02-15-2008, 04:14 PM
Hoi. :sly:

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 04:15 PM
-waves at Mast to say "hi" as well as procrastinate homework-

stellaforstars
02-15-2008, 04:15 PM
:wave:

Hi Mast!

Chicagoeditor
02-15-2008, 04:16 PM
Hoi. :waive:

Almost-a-dad, where have you been? Painting the nursery, I bet. Good Mast. ;D

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 04:22 PM
:sing: Masty...masty boys...don't ever change. Oh you masty boys!

Changed mah mind. Not gonna do the transcript tonight. Hubby is playing video games. Drinking resumes.

Chicagoeditor
02-15-2008, 04:24 PM
Hubby is playing video games. Drinking resumes.

SM, lemme get this straight. He comes home to a tipsy you, and he decides the best way to have fun is to...fire up PlayStation?

stellaforstars
02-15-2008, 04:24 PM
^^I can haz Sunday drunk dial?

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 04:26 PM
SM, lemme get this straight. He comes home to a tipsy you, and he decides the best way to have fun is to...fire up PlayStation?

He played hooky today so we've been indulging in sloth as a change from lust. All our favorite sins out to play. And it's Wii, ftr. ;) I know, I know, still no excuse.

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 04:27 PM
^^I can haz Sunday drunk dial?

As long as I'm not violating your self-imposed pariahhood! I don't wanna harsh your mellow or nuffin! (Is my new favorite of sayings.)

Besiiides...I can't get drunk on a drink this pink! I think.

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 04:33 PM
^^Not true! I had a drink called "Cupid" last night that had 3 possibly 4 different types of alcohol in it, tasted amazing and was PEPTO PINK. I was bommmmbed.

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 04:37 PM
Temps I is so jealous of you and O for getting to hang out wif each others. I wish i had a SW buddy in town. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm gets thoughts in my brainmeats!

Has anyone read 8 bit Theater? (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302) It makes me tickled with giggles. Back to pink drink I go.

This one, I think, is called a Yink.
He likes to wink, he likes to drink.
He likes to drink, and drink, and drink.
The thing he likes to drink is ink.
The ink he likes to drink is pink.
He likes to wink and drink pink ink.
SO ... if you have a lot of ink,
then you should get a Yink, I think.

1F2FRFBF, Dr.S

G-Real
02-15-2008, 04:43 PM
Stupid bitch put in a request last week to have today off after I had already told her two weeks prior that I was going to need today off to go work up in Boston for the weekend

wha? your here and you didn't tell me!?!?

we could've done the North End eateries......;D

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 04:49 PM
Sunday I wish you was here to go to the strip club with us! :(

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 04:55 PM
BOO! I doubt we'll be getting to the club before 9 but if you're too stressed and angry to see naked women - then they're is something wrong with you! xoxo

Ha! There's a lot wrong with me! After I finally got done with the payroll shit, I had to go to my mother's to pick up my Lai See from New Year's. Going over there always stresses me out because my mom is totally psycho. Now I just want to curl up in a ball and eat a Big Mac, which I can't do as I can't eat meat on Fridays!


wha? your here and you didn't tell me!?!?

we could've done the North End eateries......;D

Nope, not in Boston because I couldn't get my time off to go up there in time for all the pre-tourney meetings and stuff. So yea, hanging out at home so I can finally clean this pigpen!

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 04:57 PM
Now I just want to curl up in a ball and eat a Big Mac, which I can't do as I can't eat meat on Fridays!

haha... Christian. :P

Mastridonicus
02-15-2008, 04:57 PM
-waves at Mast to say "hi" as well as procrastinate homework-

*Slams ruler on the desk*
*BAM*
HEY. HOMEWORK. NOW. And until you're done the StripperSnacks go on top of the fridge. I'll check in on you later.


Almost-a-dad, where have you been? Painting the nursery, I bet. Good Mast. ;D

Shit, I was almost a Man, now I'm almost a dad.

Fuckin incredibusy. Really. Dude, so much shit got shoved down our path you'd thought Fate took ExLax.


:sing: Masty...masty boys...don't ever change. Oh you masty boys!

Changed mah mind. Not gonna do the transcript tonight. Hubby is playing video games. Drinking resumes.

BOY.

Trust me. No one else wants in on this. You say you do nothing, yet all I see is a grey X.


SM, lemme get this straight. He comes home to a tipsy you, and he decides the best way to have fun is to...fire up PlayStation?

Hey. That boy knows how to sock it to a ripe and tiedupandstickysweet SundayMorning. He's so damn good in bed, we where fucking for five hours before I noticed he didn't have boobs.

In other news...guys with nice keisters. Shave them.

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 04:58 PM
*Slams ruler on the desk*
*BAM*
HEY. HOMEWORK. NOW. And until you're done the StripperSnacks go on top of the fridge. I'll check in on you later.



Threatening me with physical pain is not a deterrent. }:D

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 04:59 PM
haha... Christian. :P

More specifically... "haha... Catholic"!

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 05:00 PM
I thought that you were, I hate to assume though.

My ex-hubby was Roman Catholic. -twitches a little-

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 05:03 PM
I thought that you were, I hate to assume though.

My ex-hubby was Roman Catholic. -twitches a little-

I twitch a little too every time I walk into a church! :D

Mastridonicus
02-15-2008, 05:04 PM
Threatening me with physical pain is not a deterrent. }:D

And suddenly I'm a little more interested.

Do you like me?

Put a collar around one:

Yes No

(and yes, lets keep the classroom motif going. What teacher DOESN'T have S&M gear in their Teacher's Lounge these days, anyways?)

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 05:04 PM
I'm Jewish. The last time I went into a church I kept checking the ceiling to make sure there weren't any lightning bolts aimed at my head.