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TheTempest
02-15-2008, 05:05 PM
And suddenly I'm a little more interested.

Do you like me?

Put a collar around one:

Yes No

Yo no hablo ingles! ;)

Mastridonicus
02-15-2008, 05:06 PM
I'm Jewish. The last time I went into a church I kept checking the ceiling to make sure there weren't any lightning bolts aimed at my head.
Why? Are you a minister?

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 05:08 PM
I'm Jewish. The last time I went into a church I kept checking the ceiling to make sure there weren't any lightning bolts aimed at my head.

I haven't received communion since college because I haven't confessed since then! I'd just go do it, but they only have confession one night at week at my church... and, well, I'd need a good month's worth of sessions! I'm surprised the place doesn't go up in flames when I show up... :D

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 05:09 PM
G-d might not appreciate me going to church instead of temple. Mine is a vengeful G-d.

-still watches out for lightning- He also has a loooong memory.

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 05:11 PM
G-d might not appreciate me going to church instead of temple. Mine is a vengeful G-d.

-still watches out for lightning- He also has a loooong memory.

Just convert so you can come to my church. We've got a golden retriever! ;D

Chicagoeditor
02-15-2008, 05:11 PM
Tempest, you look a bit Asian to these old Jewish eyes. I'd have never guessed we were in the same tribe. Passover is my one gig, once a year. I haven't been in a temple since, umm, a wedding I went to about 8 years ago.

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 05:13 PM
Just convert so you can come to my church. We've got a golden retriever! ;D

If I didn't convert for my ex, what makes you think I'd convert for a... actually I'd be a lot more likely to convert for a golden retriever. Or maybe a goldfish.


Tempest, you look a bit Asian to these old Jewish eyes. I'd have never guessed we were in the same tribe. Passover is my one gig, once a year. I haven't been in a temple since, umm, a wedding I went to about 8 years ago.

Asian? Me? Are you sure you're not thinking of LJ? -blinks- Actually I get that a lot, it's the way I do my make up. I'm Russian, Polish, Czechoslovakian and Romanian.

Mastridonicus
02-15-2008, 05:15 PM
I believe that when I die, my soul goes to an amateur comedy club on Sunset Blvd forever.

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 05:18 PM
If I didn't convert for my ex, what makes you think I'd convert for a... actually I'd be a lot more likely to convert for a golden retriever. Or maybe a goldfish.

I think that deal can be arranged, actually! ;D


Asian? Me? Are you sure you're not thinking of LJ? -blinks- Actually I get that a lot, it's the way I do my make up. I'm Russian, Polish, Czechoslovakian and Romanian.

Nah, he knows what I look like. He spent enough time trying to kiss my ass last spring! :P

Chicagoeditor
02-15-2008, 05:18 PM
Asian? Me? Are you sure you're not thinking of LJ? -

I'm always thinking of LJ. The tiny woman makes awesome cookies. }:D

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 05:20 PM
I'm always thinking of LJ. The tiny woman makes awesome cookies. }:D

Poor guy, always wantin' what ya can't have! :P

Chicagoeditor
02-15-2008, 05:26 PM
Poor guy, always wantin' what ya can't have! :P

Not so. I ate your cookies.

gingerlee
02-15-2008, 05:28 PM
I gave up Lent for Lent. Really. It seemed like a good idea at the time, since I don't do communion or anything else lately (read=4 years). Is writing about giving up Lent violating the rules about not doing what you give up?

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 05:28 PM
Not so. I ate your cookies.

But you only do it when you're sloppy drunk, so I hardly think that counts!

Chicagoeditor
02-15-2008, 05:29 PM
But you only do it when you're sloppy drunk, so I hardly think that counts!

Touche. :'(

OdysseusNJ
02-15-2008, 05:43 PM
Oh awesome djoser's back!

When I was in London they had an exhibit at the British museum that dealt some with Djoser the Pharaoh. There was egyption kitty art right there too.

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 05:46 PM
I believe that when I die, my soul goes to an amateur comedy club on Sunset Blvd forever.

Is that if you've been good or bad?

OK I had a really good question for the trivial pursuit thread except that it was based on 2 posts, one of which seems to have been edited or deleted by the poster. So I'm disgruntled. But I got sexed after all! Thrashing O ensued. So it all worked out to the positive.

TheTempest
02-15-2008, 05:46 PM
But you only do it when you're sloppy drunk, so I hardly think that counts!

I'd eat your cookies sober.

Ava Jadore
02-15-2008, 05:48 PM
A guy once told me that it had been so long since he had sex that he felt he was growing a hump of semen on his back. I'm glad that I don't produce semen because I most certainly would be a hunchback by now :'(.

TigersMilk
02-15-2008, 06:21 PM
Damnit, my shoes came today and I was home. I fell asleep for 20 min at most and they came in that time frame. I missed them and now I won't get my shoes until Monday - when I don't need them.

Lunarobverse
02-15-2008, 07:00 PM
It's 48 degrees, dark and sprinkling rain.

Time to go for a run. Don't worry, I'm wearing my reflective stuff and head lamp!

phillyvixen
02-15-2008, 07:54 PM
I got soooo duped on valentines day!
I had mentioned to my husband that DDR would be a good present if he couldn't find me a necklace.

So i spend a good deal of time yesterday getting his presents together. I made him this awesome huge gift basket with exotic chocolates i ordered offline (bacon chocolate, wasabi chocolate and hot pepper choc) a huge bottle of jameson whiskey, a glass jar for his herbals and some other candy and stuff. I wrapped it up awesome with the clear celephane and i big red bow, I also got him 2 cards, one sweet one funny. I put some thought and time into it!

So he comes in from work and sees the gift on the counter and opens it and loves it of course. And he says to me, i looked for DDR and they don't make it for Wii yet. And that was it. So he goes about getting ready to go out to dinner and i'm totally bummed. Like i can't believe there was no plan B, no card or flowers nothing???:-\

So i'm having this incredibly loud inner dialog with myself that goes something like this--
" You just keep your mouth shut you greedy little bitch! This man has given you the world, you are spoiled rotten and get anything you want and it is totally unacceptable for you to be the LEAST bit upset he didn't get you a present on this stupid hallmark holiday. At least he tried and it didn't work out. He will totally buy you DDR when its available. DO NOT SAY ONE WORD! Put your happy face on and go out to dinner you ungrateful little girl"
Haha I seriously hear this on repeat in my head

So i'm sitting in the living room waiting for him to get ready and he says oh wait look what my mom got me for valentines day and starts showing me these stupid generic chocolates.
And i totally loose it
I'm like you didn't get me ANYTHING??? >:( Not even a card??? (Now its only fair to remind you readers that i am SUPER hormonal due to my current state) So i start to tear up a little right as he is pulling out the little pink bag.
You know the one, with the pink stripes, says victoria secret ::)
And inside is an obscenely large gift card :-[ }:D
He starts laughing saying You really think i wouldn't get you anything
Jerk

So it was a happy ending, but he should know better then to play tricks on a pregnant woman!

I can't wait to get skinny and buy tons of panties and bikinis yay!

Lady Jade
02-15-2008, 08:44 PM
I'd eat your cookies sober.

Rawr. ;)

Mily
02-15-2008, 08:47 PM
Just checking on everybody. I shut my cable and internet off so that I could be more productive and focus on some goals that I have. I'll only be posting every few days when I get the chance from now on either from the library or my apartment's business center. I love you all! :-*

cameron_keys
02-16-2008, 01:40 AM
OMG..I JUST got home from my shoot. The fucking makeup artist took SEVEN GOD DAMMED HOURS to do THREE girls hair and makeup. We looked great but DAMN..that re-fucking-diculous. So a shoot that should have been over at 10...yeah..I got home at 3am. It'll be a great shoot..it went well...once we could FINALLY get started. So I'm exhausted and my back and head are killing me. Ugh. The glamourous world of porn......

cameron_keys
02-16-2008, 01:43 AM
I gave up Lent for Lent. Really. It seemed like a good idea at the time, since I don't do communion or anything else lately (read=4 years). Is writing about giving up Lent violating the rules about not doing what you give up?

I gave up douchebags for lent. So any guy that pisses me off...sorry dude..gave you up

cameron_keys
02-16-2008, 01:49 AM
Haha That's me asleep on the tailgate of our show truck when we went to a big car show last spring. Speaking of which... Cam, the E-town Swap Meet is in April, I command you to attend!
r!

boo..cant..will be in key west

sxybrat07
02-16-2008, 02:16 AM
I'm hungry. Do I eat leftover chinese, or frozen pizza? Hmm, quandaries.

cameron_keys
02-16-2008, 02:18 AM
^^chinese pizza?

britt244
02-16-2008, 02:20 AM
wow i stayed at work way late talking.. i didnt leave til almost 4. and now i have to shower.. and i wont get to bed til 5.. bad britt.

Darcy Foxx
02-16-2008, 02:28 AM
mehhhhh

dont wanna work tonight

going to get wasted again. ive been getting so insanely drunk every sat night. oops.

Lunarobverse
02-16-2008, 02:39 AM
Just came from Casa Diablo. Hung out with Gypsy, needtodance, and - yay! - I finally met Yekhefah!

And, um, bought several dances from Yekhefah.

And, um, I'm really glad I met her! ;D and that's all I'm gonna say.

G'night.

Dottie Rebel
02-16-2008, 02:53 AM
1. Fuck cliques.

2. Cute, catty, thinly veiled racism is still racism.

sun child
02-16-2008, 04:12 AM
Photo shoot tomorrow! Goodnight moon.

Yekhefah
02-16-2008, 04:16 AM
I am hereby annoyed at everyone who met Lunar before and didn't warn me ahead of time that he is seriously, extremely fucking hot. Now I'm all horny and I'm gonna have to buzz myself to sleep.

Oh well, it's better than crying myself to sleep like I thought I'd be doing, over the ROTTEN TERRIBLE HORRIBLE haircut I got today that is going to take more than a year to grow out again. Seriously. Now I will be over 30 if I ever get the waist-length hair I wanted. This fucking evil disgusting human being butchered my head, chopped uber-short layers in the back, and THINNED my fucking ends so now I have little pathetic wisps where my full, bouncy curls used to be. I HATE THIS WOMAN SO MUCH AND I HOPE SHE DIES OF GONORRHEA FOR BUTCHERING MY HAIR.

She did do an amazing job on the color though. *sigh*

sun child
02-16-2008, 04:23 AM
^ Omg no!!!! WTF?!! I'm sorry your haircut was a failure. I'm sure it won't take a lifetime to grow it back out to its previous glory. Damnit!

What are we going to do with Lunar? :) Sorry I didn't send out a memo regarding his hotness. I thought everyone just knew!

PuertoRicanPinup
02-16-2008, 04:25 AM
I danced for the itty bitty tiniest guy today. He looked like a cute lil 10 year old, couldn't have been more than 5'4" and a buck 20. I felt like a giant towering over him in my heels and I'm only 5'2".

Yekhefah
02-16-2008, 04:32 AM
It won't take a lifetime, but it will take years. I'm extremely upset. Fortunately our good friend Mallory was extraordinarily sweet and put it in a nice little updo for me tonight so I could walk past a mirror without crying.

You ladies who have met K know my type, and y'all should've warned me. It's a good thing my apartment's all messy because I almost left work to take Lunar home with me (if he would've gone, but a gal can fantasize). This is only the second time in all these years that I've wanted to drag a customer home and bang him senseless.

TigersMilk
02-16-2008, 04:39 AM
I hate humanities. I'm taking history instead. I'm dropping it when I get the chance. Fell asleep reading the boring material. I'm so over it. Now I'm going back to bed.

gingerlee
02-16-2008, 04:56 AM
I just drove around for more than an hour because the power was off in my hotel. I'm scared of the dark, and I sure as hell wasn't going to go in my room knowing I would psych myself out.

Thank god for whoever fixed everything, or I'd be sleeping in my car.

OdysseusNJ
02-16-2008, 07:49 AM
Worst. Night. SCing. Evar.

Holy crap. I don't know whether it looked like I had a case of YoungGuyWontSpendItis, or Tempest looked like one of those bitchy troublemaking female customers, or one of our friends had worn their stripper repellent, but I walked out with a couple hundred bucks in my pocket that I couldn't give away. Ugh. It was ridiculus, girls were actually skipping our whole corner while making the single rounds on stage, even if we tried really hard to give them money. Fuck Stilletto's.

RoseWhite
02-16-2008, 08:27 AM
^^That blows, Odysseus. I've had occasional nights like that too.

Upthread a few: I don't know who I'm more jealous of, Yekhefah or Lunar! :D

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 08:48 AM
boo..cant..will be in key west

But... but... I was gonna drive my big ol' pickup truck and fill the crew-cab with cookies!! :'(


Worst. Night. SCing. Evar.

Holy crap. I don't know whether it looked like I had a case of YoungGuyWontSpendItis, or Tempest looked like one of those bitchy troublemaking female customers, or one of our friends had worn their stripper repellent, but I walked out with a couple hundred bucks in my pocket that I couldn't give away. Ugh. It was ridiculus, girls were actually skipping our whole corner while making the single rounds on stage, even if we tried really hard to give them money. Fuck Stilletto's.

Hmm... now I'm *glad* I stayed home cuz I was in major bitch-mode last night! And if you're looking to spend that money somehow... want to take me and boy out to lunch? *bats eyelashes*

OdysseusNJ
02-16-2008, 08:49 AM
Hmm... now I'm *glad* I stayed home cuz I was in major bitch-mode last night! And if you're looking to spend that money somehow... want to take me and boy out to lunch? *bats eyelashes*

Depends on which of you is giving the lap dance.

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 08:50 AM
Depends on which of you is giving the lap dance.

Seeing as how he has a classic case of "white-boy-itis", that automatically defaults me as the dancer! :P

OdysseusNJ
02-16-2008, 08:52 AM
Oh so I guess a double is out of the question?

Probably for the best.

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 08:52 AM
Oh so I guess a double is out of the question?

Probably for the best.

Why don't you invite Tempest? }:D

OdysseusNJ
02-16-2008, 08:55 AM
I like where this thread is going.

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 08:57 AM
I like where this thread is going.

Well then, you should convince her to un-schedule her day so we can go have lunch! We've been trying to get together for dim sum for ages!

Taylorlila
02-16-2008, 09:25 AM
I sure hope they will, cuz that's all I plan to do tonight. I really need to go nap, I've got to get in the shower in an hour and a half!

What's a zicam spoon?


Nothing is as fun as sitting on my butt on the internet. :P

zicam is one of the few cold/flu medicines that makes me feel human. It comes in swab form, little candy thingy form or a spoon with medicine in it that you mix in your drink.

I had a good night...though by the end of it I had lost my voice. Of course the 1 guy at my last stage just wanted to talk to me. C'mon just let me dance can you not hear how hard it is for me to speak?

God bless my mother for those nights of "if you cough one more time!!" because it taught me to hold back my coughs which is a good thing to do when lapdancing. I mean I'd stop buying dances from a hacking stripper.

"Oh a dance?Thats $20...the coughing, sneezing, head ache, runny nose and congestion...thats free for you baby!!"