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kaiarose
02-16-2008, 02:33 PM
What do I get if I win?!!

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 02:35 PM
Uhm.... what do you want?! A cyber lapdance?

kaiarose
02-16-2008, 02:50 PM
Give me some time, I'll get creative }:D

blondi553
02-16-2008, 02:52 PM
who has read the entire random thread???????? i have...but its just because i get on every day and i have followed it since the beginning....am i wierd? wait dont answer that! ha jk

blondi553
02-16-2008, 02:53 PM
i should correct that.....i get on almost every day....i try

SundayMorning
02-16-2008, 02:57 PM
Man, even I've never read all of Random and I pride myself on my lack of Anything Better To Do.

Can't shake this mood! I've been trying to work out as much as possible since usually feeling exhausted and drained is a good fix for depression, but it's not working this time. And I haven't worked up enough whatever to talk to the Hubby about it so we're typing to each other from different rooms. I'm so weird.

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 02:59 PM
OK, Im going to start at 3 and see how far I can get. Wish me luck. That way Ill know everyones business and get to just follow a little bit daily.

Lola Rose
02-16-2008, 03:22 PM
I say it takes 5 hours, including any necessary snacks/breaks....

RoseLeigh
02-16-2008, 03:25 PM
Frack, another flat tire. This makes 4 this year. I blame the construction, spreading rubble and whatnot all over my road.

kaiarose
02-16-2008, 03:27 PM
4 hours on SW and still counting....

gingerlee
02-16-2008, 03:30 PM
I'm mad. A really rude guy asked me if my 8x10's were actually pictures of me, and when I said yes he asked how many pounds I have gained since some of them were taken. Then he went on a tangent about me being old looking, ugly, a stingy whore because I wouldn't give him free stuff, and he didn't know why anybody would want to see me naked much less stripping.
I've lost weight since my promo pics were taken. Fuck, I'm a damn KIDS size 14. I don't know what I'm supposed to do if I really am fat. I don't want to eat for the next week now. I can be called anything-from cunt to slut to whore and back, but talking about my weight is the one thing that makes me want to cry.

Sorry for the rant ya'll.

desavirsire
02-16-2008, 03:30 PM
I say it takes 5 hours, including any necessary snacks/breaks....

But sometimes there are links to other threads from the random thread. I say 7 hours if you include getting distracted.

kaiarose
02-16-2008, 03:40 PM
I'm mad. A really rude guy asked me if my 8x10's were actually pictures of me, and when I said yes he asked how many pounds I have gained since some of them were taken. Then he went on a tangent about me being old looking, ugly, a stingy whore because I wouldn't give him free stuff, and he didn't know why anybody would want to see me naked much less stripping.
I've lost weight since my promo pics were taken. Fuck, I'm a damn KIDS size 14. I don't know what I'm supposed to do if I really am fat. I don't want to eat for the next week now. I can be called anything-from cunt to slut to whore and back, but talking about my weight is the one thing that makes me want to cry.

Sorry for the rant ya'll.


Well I've seen your pictures and you are in no way fat. You have an amazing body! He's just being an asshole because you wouldn't give him anything for free. Guys know the weight issue will bother girls and I think that's why they say shit like that. Hell, if you were 70 lbs, he'd probably still say you were fat just to be a dick. Fuck him!

RoseLeigh
02-16-2008, 03:43 PM
I'm mad. A really rude guy asked me if my 8x10's were actually pictures of me, and when I said yes he asked how many pounds I have gained since some of them were taken. Then he went on a tangent about me being old looking, ugly, a stingy whore because I wouldn't give him free stuff, and he didn't know why anybody would want to see me naked much less stripping.
I've lost weight since my promo pics were taken. Fuck, I'm a damn KIDS size 14. I don't know what I'm supposed to do if I really am fat. I don't want to eat for the next week now. I can be called anything-from cunt to slut to whore and back, but talking about my weight is the one thing that makes me want to cry.

Sorry for the rant ya'll.

That guy's a little bitch who's bitter that Walmart doesn't pay him enough and that you would never ever sleep with him. You are so NOT fat. Or old. I laugh at these guys (Yeah, sometimes I cry later, but laughing in especially a man's face is really really effective. They HATE that.). Wizened old jerks.

God I so wanna be security at an sc. All 4'10" of me with a tazer.

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 03:47 PM
I'm mad. A really rude guy asked me if my 8x10's were actually pictures of me, and when I said yes he asked how many pounds I have gained since some of them were taken. Then he went on a tangent about me being old looking, ugly, a stingy whore because I wouldn't give him free stuff, and he didn't know why anybody would want to see me naked much less stripping.
I've lost weight since my promo pics were taken. Fuck, I'm a damn KIDS size 14. I don't know what I'm supposed to do if I really am fat. I don't want to eat for the next week now. I can be called anything-from cunt to slut to whore and back, but talking about my weight is the one thing that makes me want to cry.

Sorry for the rant ya'll.

WTF?! What is wrong with people? You shoulda kicked him in the head with your stiletto

britt244
02-16-2008, 03:48 PM
ok now i think that my mail lady just doesnt TRY to deliver my packages. unless my mail came really late today.. i went to sleep at like 4, and its usually here like 230-330 ish. and i have a missed delivery slip sticking through my door. ::) i really dont think she knocked!

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 03:48 PM
But sometimes there are links to other threads from the random thread. I say 7 hours if you include getting distracted.

Im easily distracted.... 12 minutes til I start!

stellaforstars
02-16-2008, 03:54 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and bet that you wouldn't finish it tonight even if you read the whole thing through. Some of the drama llama pages threads have taken me upwards of two hours to read and they definitely were not 832 pages long!

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 03:54 PM
6 minutes

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 03:55 PM
ok, how bout this. ill do 1 hour intervals and then do updates on where im at.

now - am i to go through all the links and read those threads also? so i get the entire thing? or skip the links and only read whats in the random thread?

im thinking i need to follow all links and read following threads thoroughly....

its gotta be a set plan.

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 03:57 PM
3 minutes

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 04:01 PM
k - here goes nothing

1 hour intervals with updates on where im at.

Follow all links and read those threads in their entirety.

Uhm, ok, only 2 rules and Im only making the thread longer with all my posts...

PrettyCurlieQ
02-16-2008, 04:06 PM
I don't want to get ready for work!!! But I guess it's time to hit the shower.

hardkandee
02-16-2008, 04:11 PM
k - here goes nothing

1 hour intervals with updates on where im at.

Follow all links and read those threads in their entirety.

Uhm, ok, only 2 rules and Im only making the thread longer with all my posts...

AND read the threads referenced too? Damn, I don't think it can be done...

AmazingKat
02-16-2008, 04:11 PM
I get to go to Lush in an hour. I'm soo happy. I've only been once right before xmas and I still have a coupon.

I'm totally broke but I'm at least getting a comforter and a mask. I need something to pull me out of this funk.

blondi553
02-16-2008, 04:14 PM
im hungry!

buffie06
02-16-2008, 04:16 PM
conversate is NOT a word!! I get so sick of hearing it!

Uhh i am sick and have to go to work. I have only been 2 days this week so far, need 300 more for my weekly goal, but I am seriously sick. Woke up late b/c im sick and now I will get to work late and have to pay 45 dollars :(.

Stupid tire place closes early and I cant get my new tire until Monday.

britt244
02-16-2008, 04:17 PM
^ i think it is a word...

hardkandee
02-16-2008, 04:17 PM
I get to go to Lush in an hour. I'm soo happy. I've only been once right before xmas and I still have a coupon.

I'm totally broke but I'm at least getting a comforter and a mask. I need something to pull me out of this funk.

If anyone needs another Lush coupon I have some extras. I don't have a store nearby and already used the online code.

buffie06
02-16-2008, 04:18 PM
I get to go to Lush in an hour. I'm soo happy. I've only been once right before xmas and I still have a coupon.

I'm totally broke but I'm at least getting a comforter and a mask. I need something to pull me out of this funk.


good idea, I think I will do my lush mask and a melty bath before work. Ive never used a melt before. Ok, maybe it won't be so bad.

hardkandee
02-16-2008, 04:18 PM
^ i think it is a word...

Naw, it's just converse. ;)

buffie06
02-16-2008, 04:19 PM
^ i think it is a word...


no no no !

britt244
02-16-2008, 04:20 PM
well, conversate is in the dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/conversate

i just realized if i get my nails done or dye my hair, when i go back to my day job they'll know i was lying about being sick. crap. well, maybe i can get away with the nails.

hardkandee
02-16-2008, 04:25 PM
well, conversate is in the dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/conversate

i just realized if i get my nails done or dye my hair, when i go back to my day job they'll know i was lying about being sick. crap. well, maybe i can get away with the nails.

It's listed as slang.
It isn't in Merriam-Webster as a "real" word.

("Real" meaning grammatically correct, I guess.)



I always take off work to get my nails done. I call it therapy. LOL, no one has ever noticed that after I'm gone for two hours I have perfectly filled nails. ;)

buffie06
02-16-2008, 04:25 PM
Main Entry: conversate
Part of Speech: v
Definition: to socialize and chat; to converse with another
Etymology: back-formation from conversation
Usage: slang

Back formation- isnt that saying it's wrong?? Plus I dont consider slang to be real english.

I like this defination better
conversate (v.) - The incorrect form of the proper word 'converse' used by dizzy people who don't know that conversate isnt a word : "We conversated about our plan, then decided to take the streamroller anyway," said the remedial english student.

britt244
02-16-2008, 04:36 PM
^ i dunno, i guess i never thought about it! i dont think ive ever used it.. i just thought it was a word.


I always take off work to get my nails done. I call it therapy. LOL, no one has ever noticed that after I'm gone for two hours I have perfectly filled nails. ;)

ok good! i really need to get them!plus they havent seen me since wednesday.. i was off thursday so i can say i got them done thursday if anybody asks.

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 04:41 PM
Page 6

Post 133

Took me 40 minutes

My mom keeps yacking to me. Does she not get that Im friggen ignoring her? Does she not understand that I am BUSY?! And now I had to take time out of my dedication to "The Random Thread" just to write about her. Shut up woman! You can talk about nothing forever!!!!

Back to reading. Im now 1 minute off. Shit.

hardkandee
02-16-2008, 04:43 PM
Huh. I thought I just did the math to figure out how long it would take you at your current pace and got 12 years.

Someone help.

Yekhefah
02-16-2008, 04:47 PM
I need to stop crying and get ready for work, but I can't.

blondhottie
02-16-2008, 04:53 PM
I'm mad. A really rude guy asked me if my 8x10's were actually pictures of me, and when I said yes he asked how many pounds I have gained since some of them were taken. Then he went on a tangent about me being old looking, ugly, a stingy whore because I wouldn't give him free stuff, and he didn't know why anybody would want to see me naked much less stripping.
I've lost weight since my promo pics were taken. Fuck, I'm a damn KIDS size 14. I don't know what I'm supposed to do if I really am fat. I don't want to eat for the next week now. I can be called anything-from cunt to slut to whore and back, but talking about my weight is the one thing that makes me want to cry.

Sorry for the rant ya'll.

Is he on crack? You are TINY! Don't let that asshole bother you. Sheesh, if you're fat, I'm fucking obese. :D

buffie06
02-16-2008, 04:53 PM
Huh. I thought I just did the math to figure out how long it would take you at your current pace and got 12 years.

Someone help.

i got 12 days (if she read for 8 hours a day)

blondhottie
02-16-2008, 04:54 PM
I need to stop crying and get ready for work, but I can't.

:hug: :( I don't know what's wrong, but I hope you feel better soon.

desavirsire
02-16-2008, 04:57 PM
New prediction: Audrey will say fuck it and give up!!!

I don't wanna go to work!!!! Really really really don't wanna :( Someone motivate me.

blondhottie
02-16-2008, 05:02 PM
Go to work desa! :) Seriously, a lot of my best money days have been when I didn't feel like going in. It only takes one guy to make your night and buy a shitload of dances from you. Just think of all the cool shit you can buy with the money you'll make tonight.

Snowles
02-16-2008, 05:04 PM
I'm eating some pie I got at a bake sale.

Hooray pie!

gingerlee
02-16-2008, 05:06 PM
WTF?! What is wrong with people? You shoulda kicked him in the head with your stiletto

I really, really wanted to. Instead I told him he should probably go sit somewhere else because he was going down a road that never ends well. He even tried to cop attitude about that. Stupid little fucker.

*Imagines kicking him in the head and feels much better* ;D

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 05:06 PM
1 hour
Page 9
I was halfway through post 219.

Post 219 was the worst post so far on this thread. I will say a few made me lol and now Im wishing I marked down

The Best and Worst of "The Random Thread"

Well, like I said, no offense to Mojo but 219 is the worst.

Im thinking of going back and re-reading to mark my favorites too.

buffie06
02-16-2008, 05:06 PM
now my husband is sick too, am I gonna get people at work sick if I go? I have a bad cough.

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 05:08 PM
I did the math.
219 posts an hour will take me
95 hours to read this entire thread.

That does not include any links to other threads because I have not come across any links except one that sent me to a news story and was something about Microsoft Billionare in a space shuttle.

I shall dedicate 1 hour a day to "The Random Thread" and while Im at it make a

Best of
Worst of
Honorable Mention

List...

If I do this and The Random Thread keeps growing it will take me about 3 1/2 months to finish this thread top to bottom. Maybe 4 months.

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 05:14 PM
Why wont my mom shut up?! She just talks and talks and talks about nothing. I love her to death but c'mon!

My husband is a fat lazy fuck. I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk around the neighborhood since its a beautiful sunny day in the mid sixties. He said later and walked back upstairs into the black hole (our bedroom) to play scrabble on the computer. I fucking hate him sometimes. He bitches about the weight hes gained. He comes downstairs hungry - I offer to make him a salad, he makes cereal and then doesnt want to walk. Fuck it. Ill just go for a walk alone.