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phillyvixen
02-16-2008, 05:18 PM
Sounds like a lofty goal AL!
I wish you patience in your endeavor!

My mom just called and told me 12 times how upset i sounded. I am not upset. Its like she's trying to make me upset. Shes all, i bet your just dying to get the baby out yadda yadda yadda. I'm like hey lady shut up she will come whern she's ready
ACKKK my mom just called again to ask if i want to play games while i'm in labor WTF! NO shut up and leave me alone! I don't want to talk about freaken labor! Ugh i wish i could just hide in a cave and have the baby with an anesthesiologist so i can still get my epi. I have a feeling like everyone is going to annoy the crap out of me and i'm gonna kick everyone out of the room. Now i'm thinking i should ask my best friend to be there, she is the only one who can always keep me calm and happy. That would hurt my mom's and n's feelings tremendously. Since when did this whole thing become about everyone else but me??? :(

PrettyCurlieQ
02-16-2008, 05:24 PM
My bf was supposed to go get a bottle of vodka while I was in the shower. He came home with Absolut Vanilla. Which is fine, but I was wanting to mix it with this Appletini stuff we got last night. So I mixed it anyways, and it's so yummy! Vanilla Appletini rocks!

buffie06
02-16-2008, 05:32 PM
^^your avatar makes me hott! Just had to say , as I always find myself just staring at the glowing tan skin.

desavirsire
02-16-2008, 05:35 PM
1 hour
Page 9
I was halfway through post 219.

Post 219 was the worst post so far on this thread. I will say a few made me lol and now Im wishing I marked down

The Best and Worst of "The Random Thread"

Well, like I said, no offense to Mojo but 219 is the worst.

Im thinking of going back and re-reading to mark my favorites too.

Uh I just went to look at post #219 :O that is insane!!!

PrettyCurlieQ
02-16-2008, 05:36 PM
And I always find myself staring at Dr. Phil's bald head. I'm not saying it's not sexy, but I sure do find him drifting in and out of my daydreams lately...

JK. But seriously, thanks, babe. Unfortunately I'm whiter than sour cream right now. I'm yearning for a golden rack, and I can't wait for summer so I can lay at the pool all day and get it!

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 05:45 PM
My fat lazy man who didnt want to go for a walk and ate cereal (and a banana so he says) instead of salad is making me a cosmo. Thank Bob for small favors.

Uhm, so I just cut my mans hair - he had a 3" fro - it was nasty. I took a 2 to the back and blended it to about 1/2" in the front. Looks much much better. I love that I can do an entire mens haircut is 10-15 minutes now. ;D Oh did I mention my blending is awesome. I can do clipper over comb (no guard) or shear over comb.

Well, cept yesterday when the comb slipped and I accidentally took a chunk out of the side of this poor customers head. I was all uh oops... I just totally botched your hair. He was like whatever - just make it a high and tight so I did and he bought product (commission) and gave me $5. That was my only customer in my entire 5 hour shift. Damn Im good at fades. Can I pat myself on the back or would that make me conceided? But WHY is my salon always dead?!?!

The neighbors just invited the whole crew to bbq. Mom, dad, hubby, me and the kid. I was like ok, whatcha makin? Hamburgers? She said nah, steak. I was all well, Ill go get some for us - she said no. Shes cooking for everyone. SWEET. I have the best neighbors EVA!

desavirsire
02-16-2008, 05:49 PM
Go to work desa! :) Seriously, a lot of my best money days have been when I didn't feel like going in. It only takes one guy to make your night and buy a shitload of dances from you. Just think of all the cool shit you can buy with the money you'll make tonight.

I'm going, I'm going. Ok I had a drink and now I feel happy and motivated. Not the best motivator but oh well. I'm off!!!

Hmm, I wonder what page Audrey will be on when I get back? lol

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 05:50 PM
Ditto on Buffies siggy. Ive <3 it since the first time I saw it.

Oh my other fav siggy is BGs current one. bwahahaha Aint THAT the truth!!!

kitty260
02-16-2008, 05:51 PM
Sounds like a lofty goal AL!
I wish you patience in your endeavor!

My mom just called and told me 12 times how upset i sounded. I am not upset. Its like she's trying to make me upset. Shes all, i bet your just dying to get the baby out yadda yadda yadda. I'm like hey lady shut up she will come whern she's ready
ACKKK my mom just called again to ask if i want to play games while i'm in labor WTF! NO shut up and leave me alone! I don't want to talk about freaken labor! Ugh i wish i could just hide in a cave and have the baby with an anesthesiologist so i can still get my epi. I have a feeling like everyone is going to annoy the crap out of me and i'm gonna kick everyone out of the room. Now i'm thinking i should ask my best friend to be there, she is the only one who can always keep me calm and happy. That would hurt my mom's and n's feelings tremendously. Since when did this whole thing become about everyone else but me??? :(

It stops being about you when you hit your eighth month. I even had to share my christmas stocking with the fetus and most of what was in there was for her. I even got more baby stuff for my birthday. I was like, dude, it's MY birthday and I want presents for ME. I was so pissed off. My aunt had the right idea and bought presents for the baby AND stuff for me too (yay spa day!) but yeah, I totally sympathize.

And play games? WTF. If you can still play games you went to the hospital WAY too early.

Don't let N do what my guy did. He totally parked in the Emergency Room parking lot and made me walk all the way through the entire hospital to get to the other end where the maternity ward was. I'm friggin' contracting every three minutes, it's freezing cold outside, and I had to walk a million miles. That sucked so bad. Longest walk EVER. Come to think of it though, I'm not even sure where a closer lot would have been, but damn. I wasn't in so much pain that we couldn't circle the block just to see. But he was all excited and freaking out and had this stupid sense of urgency while I was all relaxed. It's funny now, but I was SO mad before.

hardkandee
02-16-2008, 05:54 PM
i got 12 days (if she read for 8 hours a day)

Durrr... yeah. I did it again and got that too.

Or she could read it straight through for 96 hours. Go go go!

kitty260
02-16-2008, 05:55 PM
1 hour
Page 9
I was halfway through post 219.

Post 219 was the worst post so far on this thread. I will say a few made me lol and now Im wishing I marked down

The Best and Worst of "The Random Thread"

Well, like I said, no offense to Mojo but 219 is the worst.

Im thinking of going back and re-reading to mark my favorites too.

Out of curiosity I revisited 219.... I liked the one about the flytrap. I wanna siggy it.

Lunarobverse
02-16-2008, 06:03 PM
Oh. Your. God.

I've been out shopping and seeing a movie ("Jumper" - it was an OK popcorn movie), and meanwhile, Yekhefah, a.k.a. pure sex, was on here giving me the "come hithers".

I have the Worst. Timing. Ever.

needtodance
02-16-2008, 06:13 PM
Ugh. I should be happy. Today is the first day in MONTHS i haven't been craving sex so bad it hurts. But i want to be cuddled. Just held in place, not let to be moving, or fussing, just to be squeezed.

So of course i get dressed for work. Despite the aching knee, rib, migraine. SHoot me now.

veronicavale
02-16-2008, 06:20 PM
I'm mad. A really rude guy asked me if my 8x10's were actually pictures of me, and when I said yes he asked how many pounds I have gained since some of them were taken. Then he went on a tangent about me being old looking, ugly, a stingy whore because I wouldn't give him free stuff, and he didn't know why anybody would want to see me naked much less stripping.
I've lost weight since my promo pics were taken. Fuck, I'm a damn KIDS size 14. I don't know what I'm supposed to do if I really am fat. I don't want to eat for the next week now. I can be called anything-from cunt to slut to whore and back, but talking about my weight is the one thing that makes me want to cry.

Sorry for the rant ya'll.

Some guys just know it's the one thing that most women get upset over. In my opinion it shows no creativity or imagination to call a girl 'fat'. And you are tiny! Douchebag!

Yekhefah
02-16-2008, 06:20 PM
Ugh. I should be happy. Today is the first day in MONTHS i haven't been craving sex so bad it hurts. But i want to be cuddled. Just held in place, not let to be moving, or fussing, just to be squeezed.

So of course i get dressed for work. Despite the aching knee, rib, migraine. SHoot me now.

I need a cuddle too. You should come over and we can cuddle each other.

And if we're feeling horny again, we can have Lunar over for a threesome.

I'm leaving now to pick you up and we'll take our aching sad asses in to work.

veronicavale
02-16-2008, 06:27 PM
Just another random thought....

ghetto

I was catching up on the random thread tonight since I'm still sick, and cam, you are awesome! The whole exchange leading up to this was hilarious.

cameron_keys
02-16-2008, 06:31 PM
I'm mad. A really rude guy asked me if my 8x10's were actually pictures of me, and when I said yes he asked how many pounds I have gained since some of them were taken. Then he went on a tangent about me being old looking, ugly, a stingy whore because I wouldn't give him free stuff, and he didn't know why anybody would want to see me naked much less stripping.
I've lost weight since my promo pics were taken. Fuck, I'm a damn KIDS size 14. I don't know what I'm supposed to do if I really am fat. I don't want to eat for the next week now. I can be called anything-from cunt to slut to whore and back, but talking about my weight is the one thing that makes me want to cry.

Sorry for the rant ya'll.

What the fuck is WITH this business this week??? First I get told I've gained weight and lose a shoot when I'VE lost and now you with this a-hole???

Is everyone going blind or something?? Fuck them. Fuck them right in their blind fat eyes

needtodance
02-16-2008, 06:31 PM
I need a cuddle too. You should come over and we can cuddle each other.

And if we're feeling horny again, we can have Lunar over for a threesome.

I'm leaving now to pick you up and we'll take our aching sad asses in to work.

Don't tempt me, don't tempt me! I can't handle temptation!

mmmm chocolate...

AudreyLeigh
02-16-2008, 06:35 PM
Ive been on SW all day except a 2 hour nap. Im over it...

Lola Rose
02-16-2008, 06:55 PM
I just posted a very dorky video of me on youtube and now i feel all silly and self conscious...

Lunarobverse
02-16-2008, 07:02 PM
Why are the asshats who run the music industry such... well, asshats?

I present as a prime example the stupid way CDs are packaged. What's the point of that fucking tape that tapes the jewel case closed other than to make the customer feel like a thief? I JUST PAID YOUR FULL FUCKING USURIOUS PRICE YOU TWATWAFFLE!! WHY CAN'T YOU APPRECIATE MY FUCKING BUSINESS INSTEAD OF PISSING ME OFF?!

Feel better now. Thank you.

hardkandee
02-16-2008, 07:48 PM
Will someone buy me an Audi r8?

Please?

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 08:28 PM
Just took boy's dad out for his birthday dinner. We ate a ridiculous amount of food - appetizer, salad, entree, and dessert for me - and I'm already hungry again! Boy can barely move because he is so stuffed, and I'm scour the cupboards for snacks. ARGH!

All Good Things
02-16-2008, 08:45 PM
Back formation- isnt that saying it's wrong??

Um. No. It's the opposite.

Not to beat a dead horse, but this is a case where all the grammar Nazis in grade school scared people away from the colloquial language. So it's not the "remedial English student" who is wrong, it's the overbearing, pompous, ignorant grammar Nazi who wrote that sentence who is wrong. To linguists, hilariously wrong.

It also happens a lot in physics, my other field. People can say all sorts of absurd things that are untrue if they sound confident enough.

Anyway, back-formation is a recognized mechanism of new word formation in which longer verbs or nouns are shortened to create a new word by removing what are believed to be affixes.

Back-formations usually enter the language through slang. The reason is that the process of shortening removes the parts of words that are thought to be affixes, e.g. the words are formed by structural analogy. For example: dictate -> dictation therefore conversation -> conversate. In the first case, you have affixation where the affix "-tion" is added to the existing verb form. In the second case, back-formation, what is thought to be an affix (but really isn't) is removed to produce a shorter form.

English has a many-hundred-year history of this. The verb "bartend," for example is a back-formation of the noun "bartender." "Bartender" was the original noun; "bartend" the back-formation. The only reason "bartend" sounds "normal" to you as a verb is that it's been in common use. But there was no verb "bartend," until the existing noun "bartender" was clipped through back-formation.

BTW, slang is not only legitimate, it's one of the principal mechanisms through which words that become "standard" enter the language. In many ways, slang is more legitimate as a form of language than the "standard" form because slang is created spontaneously in the language. The only reason words become accepted in "standard" form is that a bunch of linguists like me who consult on dictionaries decide to grant that status. So standardization is always behind the real language as used, often expressed as slang.

Edited to add:

A cool thing about being a physicist, linguist and translator is that you get to make up words or phrases that don't exist. Until you create them. For example, the "Dyson chronological ordering operator" in physics was my creation in English, in my translation from the Russian. Prior to that standardization, it was called all sorts of different things.

Only on StripperWeb.:)

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 08:57 PM
I'm bored, someone come entertain me in chat!

Yes, there will be cookies.

Lysondra
02-16-2008, 09:09 PM
Yay! I managed to buy $200 of groceries, a TV stand, two new games, some organizational stuff (Ikea ftw) AND put $1600 in my savings. :D :D

So I won't be worrying about money for at least a month, thank god. I was getting SO close to spending my savings two weeks ago!!!

*happydance*

muhuwahaha
02-16-2008, 09:11 PM
Doesn't it suck when you feel like you got stupid hair? I am growing my hair out and I feel like I am straight out of the 80s. I feel like I look like an idiot

I guess in 6-8 months I'll have the lenght I want...in the meantime I guess I'll have to deal with the fact that I don't look very presentable

PrettyCurlieQ
02-16-2008, 09:26 PM
I was catching up on the random thread tonight since I'm still sick, and cam, you are awesome! The whole exchange leading up to this was hilarious.
Yes it was. It was the highlight of my day yesterday! }:D

Jay Zeno
02-16-2008, 09:57 PM
I saw a STTNG episode about a Dyson's sphere.

And I'm about to verb a noun.

Oops.

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 10:10 PM
I saw a STTNG episode about a Dyson's sphere.

And I'm about to verb a noun.

Oops.

Mmmm... Star Trek...

kitty260
02-16-2008, 10:16 PM
I saw a STTNG episode about a Dyson's sphere.

And I'm about to verb a noun.

Oops.


Mmmm... Star Trek...

Awwwwwww yeah.

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 10:16 PM
Awwwwwww yeah.

Kitty, come to chaaaaaaaaat, I will feed you cookies!

Lysondra
02-16-2008, 10:19 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/morriganslayde/pic/00019761

I get the feeling my cats need more attention.

Jay Zeno
02-16-2008, 10:20 PM
Coincidentally enough, if I remember that Dyson's sphere episode, it was the one where they brought back Scotty from the original.

cameron_keys
02-16-2008, 10:22 PM
One of the guys at our table tonight at Benihana proposed to his girlfriend. It was sweet. Of course he made us and the other cpl at the table wait after the checks were paid to witness it, but did not get enough champagne glasses for us to taste with them and their friends...but they were young and kind of ghetto(gold grills, etc..). Still sweet to watch.

stellaforstars
02-16-2008, 11:26 PM
I wish I could disappear for month the way I have disappeared in this one day.

Seclusion is nice. I'm definitely not finished with it yet.

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 11:27 PM
^^^ stella, come to chat!!

Lysondra
02-16-2008, 11:40 PM
I just had a titty rant. P:

Lady Jade
02-16-2008, 11:41 PM
Fine, no one wants to come to chat. :'(

I'll just go to bed then. *hrmph*

kitty260
02-17-2008, 12:19 AM
I was totally going to come to chat but then the cops showed up at our door. Evidently, they just busted a stealthy cocaine dealer in our building, so of course as the managers, we had to surrender our tenants list and stuff. They JUST left.

As fucking if somebody was dealing coke in here and we had no idea. AND apparently, it's gang related. Nice.

All Good Things
02-17-2008, 12:25 AM
I just had a titty rant. P:

Yeah, well go check out the "Reveals" thread. Your ranting days are over my dear. :)

Lysondra
02-17-2008, 12:25 AM
Dude, you made sure you hid the coke, right?

;)

Lysondra
02-17-2008, 12:26 AM
Lol, that was for the above poster. Of COURSE TOO hides his coke.

kitty260
02-17-2008, 12:27 AM
For sure! My ass made a great hiding spot. They never thought to look there!

Haha, seriously though, we feel like such douchebags. They busted the apartment right across from ours and we had no bloody clue anyone even lived there. We thought those people had moved ages ago. That guy was super stealthy.

I watched the cops seize everything too. It was awesome, like it is in movies. They took huge sacks of coke out and all these electronics and shit.

Lysondra
02-17-2008, 12:30 AM
For sure! My ass made a great hiding spot. They never thought to look there!

Haha, seriously though, we feel like such douchebags. They busted the apartment right across from ours and we had no bloody clue anyone even lived there. That guy was super stealthy.

Hahaha, I'd be in trouble if the cops came knocking on my door, "They dealt coke and I MISSED it? SHIT!"

Lysondra
02-17-2008, 12:31 AM
Dear Internet;

STOP BREAKING.

kitty260
02-17-2008, 12:32 AM
I don't know, dude. These guys were huge and scary lookin'. We totally heard them bust down the door to the place and start yelling. It scared the shit out of us....then we didn't hear anything for a few minutes...then the cops came to our door and took a bunch of tenant information and our roster and stuff.

Then I had the difficult task of drafting an email to our anal retentive property manager to tell her about what happened without giving her a heart attack.

Lysondra
02-17-2008, 12:36 AM
I don't know, dude. These guys were huge and scary lookin'. We totally heard them bust down the door to the place and start yelling. It scared the shit out of us....then we didn't hear anything for a few minutes...then the cops came to our door and took a bunch of tenant information and our roster and stuff.

Then I had the difficult task of drafting an email to our anal retentive property manager to tell her about what happened without giving her a heart attack.

Well...the cokeheads down the road...no, that's won't do...um...you know those druggies...no wait.... um... HI FIX MY SINK! *RUN*

britt244
02-17-2008, 01:06 AM
TOO does that mean it is a word?

man.. i dont even know what to say about tonight.. other than:
1. my ex is a very immature person
2. it amazes me how disrespectful people can be
3. my ex/manager made a comment about how "these girls dont give a shit about the club, just themselves".. uh, yeah. why do i care how much money the CLUB makes?
4. percacets are fun when im not drinking and therefore they arent making me sick

oh, and i almost called my ex to come over anyway. even though he's immature and i dont like him. i'm sick of being alone.

Darcy Foxx
02-17-2008, 01:17 AM
LYSONDRA. i've never deleted my journal... wtf. i haven't been updating much but i've never deleted it?? is it saying i have??