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LuckyOne
07-08-2007, 10:15 PM
Yay Twin will be home from 'lanta like.... like now! w00t!


Sorry, I've always wondered... what does w00t mean?

lestat1
07-08-2007, 10:39 PM
I can't sleep. The negative thoughts and the pain they bring are back.


Regarding w00t:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=w00t
Generally used to express a form of joy. The word originated in competitive online gaming as an acronym for "we own other team." The term has since adopted a more general meaning.

LuckyOne
07-08-2007, 10:56 PM
Thank you Lestat!!!

AlexxaHex
07-08-2007, 11:24 PM
http://costumezone.com/images%2Fproducts%2Fa%2Faf008.gif

Imma dress Hex baby like this.

*squeal!!* That is like, the cutest thing ever.


Okay!!! I warned ya, Miss Hex!

....And I better see some pics later with her wearing one of these dresses, too....;) :P :D

No problem! :D

Mily
07-08-2007, 11:33 PM
I made the world yummiest iced tea today!! Fresh brewed with mango and peach green tea bags...then tons of limes and the one pink lemon I got off my tree cut up init.SOOOOO fruity and yummy!!!


That does sound like the world's yummiest iced tea! Mango tea bags??? Where to find???

MrChristopher
07-09-2007, 12:07 AM
So I did go downtown and get some sushi tonight. It was great. Then I got a Rita's gelati. Then the most wonderfully random thing happened to me. This kinda tweaked looking woman comes up to me and asks "Do you know of any stores that maybe sell secondhand tshirts with ya know pictures of Madonna on 'em? The singer ya know? Madonna? Or maybe one with the girl from Miami Sound Machine? Huh? Ya know who I mean?" Keep in mind she was saying this superfast, and a bit high pitched. I looked at her and said "Uh...Gloria Estefan?" She goes "Yeah yeah yeah you know any place that sells those?" Okay, now her voice dropped like 2 octaves and she goes "Cuz If I get any fuckin' money I would like to buy one. I'm homeless, Yeah."

And then she walked away. It doesn't seem as hilarious when I type it out, but I assure you it was. I feel for her plight and obvious mental problems, but that was awesome. I saw her later in front of Johnny Rocket's dancing to Donna Summer.

Came home, watched "Bridge To Terabithia" with the wifey, and now here I am. I'm not tired. Blah.

PaigeDWinter
07-09-2007, 12:10 AM
"Do you know of any stores that maybe sell secondhand tshirts with ya know pictures of Madonna on 'em? The singer ya know? Madonna? Or maybe one with the girl from Miami Sound Machine? Huh? Ya know who I mean?"


Dude. I'd buy those too. Well, '80s Madonna shirts. Sho'would.

CuriousJ
07-09-2007, 09:06 AM
So I did go downtown and get some sushi tonight. It was great. Then I got a Rita's gelati. Then the most wonderfully random thing happened to me. This kinda tweaked looking woman comes up to me and asks "Do you know of any stores that maybe sell secondhand tshirts with ya know pictures of Madonna on 'em? The singer ya know? Madonna? Or maybe one with the girl from Miami Sound Machine? Huh? Ya know who I mean?" Keep in mind she was saying this superfast, and a bit high pitched. I looked at her and said "Uh...Gloria Estefan?" She goes "Yeah yeah yeah you know any place that sells those?" Okay, now her voice dropped like 2 octaves and she goes "Cuz If I get any fuckin' money I would like to buy one. I'm homeless, Yeah."

And then she walked away. It doesn't seem as hilarious when I type it out, but I assure you it was. I feel for her plight and obvious mental problems, but that was awesome. I saw her later in front of Johnny Rocket's dancing to Donna Summer.

Came home, watched "Bridge To Terabithia" with the wifey, and now here I am. I'm not tired. Blah.

You should buy her one and give it to her ,I bet it would make her day . ;D

cameron_keys
07-09-2007, 09:23 AM
That does sound like the world's yummiest iced tea! Mango tea bags??? Where to find???

I got them at the grocery store. Bigelow makes AWESOME flavored green tea bags

The_Oceans
07-09-2007, 01:40 PM
I'm eating an awesome pork chops & rice dinner, and listening to Rick James on XM online. Life is gooooood :)

Tart
07-09-2007, 01:45 PM
I totally think a poster on here is full of BS, I hate being one of those that seems to think everyone is a fucking troll, but I swear to god most are. lol. Ugh.

Im beyond tired and "m not sure why. Im not going to go in till 8 , I have like 4 hours. I think I might go back to bed. Even though I totally want to leave there by 1 am :( And it's not going to happen.

Eh whatever.

We got a big pay raise at work. Im so stoked. My checks are double now So that brightened my damn day.

Japanese guy almost barfed on me twice in the CR last night lol. Poor dude.

A girl peed on the floor and wore these horrible feather things. I swear to god she was on drugs,although someone said she wasn't..she's just fucking stupid.

I called her tweety all night. Who the fuck wears marabou feathers on a GOWN?! the shit shed everywhere.

Lady Jade
07-09-2007, 03:16 PM
I totally think a poster on here is full of BS, I hate being one of those that seems to think everyone is a fucking troll, but I swear to god most are. lol. Ugh.

I admit it, it's me. I'm the troll. Not really a chick, I'm a guy. A fat, smelly guy. I'm just here looking for free blowjobs.

I'm eating bbq potato chips again, and they're turning my fingers orange. Fuckity.

It's so damn humid outside, I feel like my skin is going to melt off!

rozz
07-09-2007, 03:28 PM
I admit it, it's me. I'm the troll. Not really a chick, I'm a guy. A fat, smelly guy. I'm just here looking for free blowjobs.

I'm eating bbq potato chips again, and they're turning my fingers orange. Fuckity.

It's so damn humid outside, I feel like my skin is going to melt off!

But... you're supposed to be my wifey! You cannot be a dude. I forbid it!

Lady Jade
07-09-2007, 03:45 PM
But... you're supposed to be my wifey! You cannot be a dude. I forbid it!

I'm a 12 year-old boy from Greenland. My penis was severed in a tragic farming accident. :yes:

rozz
07-09-2007, 03:52 PM
I'm an Australian boy!!! We shall make mad, passionate, creepy love!

hyzenthflay
07-09-2007, 03:58 PM
I called her tweety all night. Who the fuck wears marabou feathers on a GOWN?! the shit shed everywhere.


I was in such a piss poor mood the other night that I asked the manager for a broom and dustpan. When he asked me why, I told him it was so the girl wearing the feathers could clean up the damn stage. It's not fair for me or other girls to have to pick feathers out of our hair and various other places all night.
He banned her from wearing the hideous thing. She actually brought in a black/white feather boa...not a gown.

cameron_keys
07-09-2007, 05:46 PM
Cheap sangria in a jug is YUMMY! Thanks Yek for showing me the alcoholic light!

Deni
07-09-2007, 05:48 PM
I :heartbeat tea! I really, really do!

Lysondra
07-09-2007, 05:58 PM
My mum sent me $22 American in the mail.... why? I think she's going off her nutter.

Lady Jade
07-09-2007, 05:58 PM
I am such an idiot. I am baking chicken, and it's well over 90 degrees out. And we have no air conditioning. Yes, I am retarded.

Lysondra
07-09-2007, 05:59 PM
I am such an idiot. I am baking chicken, and it's well over 90 degrees out. And we have no air conditioning. Yes, I am retarded.

So you're baking the chicken by leaving it on the counter? :P

cameron_keys
07-09-2007, 06:05 PM
My mum sent me $22 American in the mail.... why? I think she's going off her nutter.

$22?? What an oddly arbitrary amount!

Ok..the Petsmart commercial where the big bulldog gives his toy to the baby bulldog is SOOOOO effin cute I cant stand it!!

Why am I still enamoured with Friends? Its been off the air for years and I've seen every episode so many times I can recite the lines along with the characters...yet I still find it entertaining...

Lady Jade
07-09-2007, 06:11 PM
So you're baking the chicken by leaving it on the counter? :P

Haha No, I'm much more conventional than that! I've got it swimming my homemade sesame honey bbq sauce in a 425 degree oven. I iz real smart. ::)

Lysondra
07-09-2007, 06:13 PM
$22?? What an oddly arbitrary amount!

Ok..the Petsmart commercial where the big bulldog gives his toy to the baby bulldog is SOOOOO effin cute I cant stand it!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=BtN4GhlOyBw

Why am I still enamoured with Friends? Its been off the air for years and I've seen every episode so many times I can recite the lines along with the characters...yet I still find it entertaining...


It came with a post-it that said "$10 china, $4 fabric, $8 fabric."

Lady Jade
07-09-2007, 06:22 PM
It came with a post-it that said "$10 china, $4 fabric, $8 fabric."

A shopping list? /:O

cameron_keys
07-09-2007, 06:29 PM
It came with a post-it that said "$10 china, $4 fabric, $8 fabric."

Mom sending me odd amounts of foriegn money...Priceless....

Lysondra
07-09-2007, 06:33 PM
I include picture proof.

Seriously, this is ALL that came in the letter.

I have... no idea.

BalletBaby
07-09-2007, 08:11 PM
I got this message on myspace...

"How's it goin? I'm alecia and I just moved to the HOUSTON area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to HOUSTON a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I'm here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what you had to say :-).

I just graduated college and I'm lookin for a guy who is cool. You say you're 20 and you're cute so I guess you're qualified :-)

My friend Kate from back home suggested I tried using Myspace to meet people in my area. I just signed up and my profile sux hehe. I have a bunch of pictures on true.

www.hot-hookups.com

Just copy and paste the link into your browser.

... I have alot of photos and stuff up if you wanna see me. Once you sign up my user name is "summerfun2" and its free to sign up... just enter your phone number.

Talk to u soon!

alecia "

Wait, so, when did I become a guy?!:O/:O

ETA: Eh, nevermind, I got the same message from another profile. Stupid spammers. You'd think with a girly name though, they'd realize I wasn't a guy.

cameron_keys
07-09-2007, 08:17 PM
^^ yeah I've gotten a cpl of those..word-for-word. And my one email has BI fem in the name...duh!

BalletBaby
07-09-2007, 08:29 PM
I include picture proof.

Seriously, this is ALL that came in the letter.

I have... no idea.

Maybe she wants you to give a lapdance to someone and threw in the two dollars as a tip:P Okay I kid, that's all I could come up with though:shrug:

Tart
07-10-2007, 04:12 AM
I have a vag suppository in from mexico...

I wont go into details, i just hope it's not bomb material where I'll wake up in 10 hours ( because thats how long true strippers need for rest ) and find my vagina is like now a penis or exploded because i can't read the spanish instructions.

Roulette
07-10-2007, 05:33 AM
first night dancing didnt make me hurt nearly as bad as expected. my big toes hurt and the inside of my knees. other than that it's all good, yay!

I need sleep. but I'd rather see the boy with his cast. poor baby!

Kaylinn
07-10-2007, 07:59 AM
Why can't life every go the way you want it to?

Why is every day somethng new and unexpected you muct deal with. Why can't you just wake up and say, ok, today eat breakfast, wash my hair, take a shower, go to the gym, go to work and make $1000.
And that's what happens.

Instead, you say that, but what really happens is you wake up, have no milk for yur cereal, have no hot water to take a shower, get to lazy to go to the gym, try to go to work, but the car breaks down, instead of makign $1000, you spend that on repairs.

PaigeDWinter
07-10-2007, 08:01 AM
So effin true, Kaylinn. I wish I knew...

TigersMilk
07-10-2007, 08:11 AM
I have a vag suppository in from mexico...

I wont go into details, i just hope it's not bomb material where I'll wake up in 10 hours ( because thats how long true strippers need for rest ) and find my vagina is like now a penis or exploded because i can't read the spanish instructions.


That will be one helluva news story. "Woman's vagina blows up into penis tonight at 6". Be careful now hopefully someone who can speak spanish can interpret them to you.

I feel gross today. BLEH!

PaigeDWinter
07-10-2007, 09:48 AM
Boy did I jinx myself sorta or what....




I'm so glad that, after a 3ish hour "nap, I didn't have to do a 6pm-12am shift at Blechbuster, a 1am - 8am shift at the Space Centre, and a 12pm - 5pm shift back at Blechbuster. That would have killed me. *dies anyways*


So yeah, Slept from 1pm till 4pm on Sunday afternoon. Worked from 6pm till 12am. Got no sleep at all, despite being exhausted. Worked yesterday from 1pm till 4pm. I still have not slept. Whee....



No, not whee. Not whee at all.



:O

cameron_keys
07-10-2007, 09:52 AM
OK...from the WTF??? file...

PaigeDWinter
07-10-2007, 10:31 AM
OK...from the WTF??? file...


http://perezhilton.com/?p=1233


Awesome sauce. I <3 Celebrity Butt Plugs. Seriously a great site. I wouldn't want Paris up my ass, but I would love to shove up someone elses!


They need a much more HUGE selection, IMHO.

cameron_keys
07-10-2007, 10:33 AM
^^ I had never even heard of that before...I cracked up laiughing when I realized it was a real thing and not just Perez being..well.....Perez!

But I totally <3 Perez!!

MrChristopher
07-10-2007, 11:11 AM
The best part of www.celebritybuttplugs.com is the choking hazard warning for children under 3. Wtf?

PaigeDWinter
07-10-2007, 11:47 AM
An internet '80s station is playing the Moody Blues. Life is AWESOME.

Tart
07-10-2007, 11:49 AM
I Would like to manage to NOT be unhealthy at work..

that would be sweet..

hey .. vagina...still here and still intact.

Yipee!!!

PaigeDWinter
07-10-2007, 01:41 PM
Finally got to a Dr today. I have a sleep study to schedule an appointment for, an xray for my finger to schedule for, and I have to *shudder* fast after midnight tonight until my tests tomorrow. I'm SO not gonna survive no food for 8 straight hours. No way. I can't go a half an hour without being OMFG starving. *cry*

CuriousJ
07-10-2007, 03:17 PM
Finally got to a Dr today. I have a sleep study to schedule an appointment for, an xray for my finger to schedule for, and I have to *shudder* fast after midnight tonight until my tests tomorrow. I'm SO not gonna survive no food for 8 straight hours. No way. I can't go a half an hour without being OMFG starving. *cry*

You would think with all the advances in medicine they could figure out how to read around the food you eat :O .

$$$magnet
07-10-2007, 05:06 PM
WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH ME?
I have a full ride to this f***ing school and I can't even manage to get myself though these f***ing summer classes!! Why did I decide to take summer classes in the 1st place?

I had two papers due today and I haven't written either of them. I have literally been sitting in front of my comp for 5-8 hours a day for the past week staring at a blank MS Word page...... GAH!!!!! I am so disappointed in myself...:'(

Maybe school just isn't for me. No, scratch that. Maybe classes in the humanities just aren't for me.

Oh, and to top it all off, when I got home just now I realized that my new baby kitten has peed on my bed, again.

I feel like my head is going to explode. I'm such a failure at life!!!!!

whew, okay I'm done.

Deni
07-10-2007, 05:23 PM
^ I feel for you. I should have all my work turned in tonight so I can do my final exam later this week, but I'm over here trying to figure out that stupid "Crank Dat" dance I posted in the White Boys thread so I can post me doing it for all of SW to have a good laugh at.

*Sigh* I always get sidetracked from school :-\

sxybrat07
07-10-2007, 07:45 PM
Ah, graham crackers and milk are like...the best....EVER! mmmmm :drool:

Lady Jade
07-10-2007, 10:13 PM
Fuckity, I somehow cut my hand tonight and it hurts like a bitch. It's like a long papercut that sliced off a big chunk of skin... but I haven't touched any paper at all tonight! /:O

cameron_keys
07-10-2007, 11:03 PM
I'm SOOO glad I went in today!! I was feeling blah...the sun was shining(for once) and it was oh-so-tempting to stay home and float in my pool. but I buckled down and went in. And my millionaire customer who only gets to go out 1 month a year when his wife is out of town came in looking for me!!
I drank expensive champagne all night and made(after tip out..and i tipped out WELL) well over a grand!! Woo hoo for just sipping and chatting!!And he's coming back in to see me on Fri AND I fake fdrank the first bottle(spille dit in to the bucket when he went to pee) and played drunk....so I said I couldnt drink the other bottle because I didnt want to drive drunk . SO I got to take it home!!
Who wants expensive mimosas????

austinatalie
07-10-2007, 11:08 PM
i want to take yoga, pilates, get a massage and go to a chiropractor but somehow it never happens. boo.