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Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:07 PM
Doooooooooood... how can I be 95 lbs with massive cellulite on my ass? I fail at life. :(

I bet it's not as bad as you think it is.

TheTempest
02-17-2008, 09:07 PM
See for yourself:

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=104130

Annnnd pictures of your hottness?

Lola Rose
02-17-2008, 09:07 PM
ok, nighty night!!!!

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:07 PM
Good grief there are some ANNOYING newbies on here lately. If only I could reach through the screen and bitch slap some of them.

*is glad she's not a newb*


HAHA! I'm on top of him now!!

That did not sound right. :O

Maybe not, but it makes for a fun mental image! }:D


I don't know. I'm still jealous that you're 95lbs, especially since you eat like... well... me.

Get yourself a thyroid disorder like me, then you can be skinny AND have massive cellulite!


I saved Lady Jade's photo to my hardondrive. *heehee*

Haha You're on my MySpace, all my pics are on there! Except the dirty ones. You have to IM me on AIM to get those. :P

TheTempest
02-17-2008, 09:07 PM
Oh hell.. while we're post whoring...

Is that you??

Lola Rose
02-17-2008, 09:08 PM
Annnnd pictures of your hottness?

I spam myself all over this board! :p

I'll give you a new one tomorrow :)

but now it's time to go!

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:08 PM
G'night, Lola!

Have funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:08 PM
uuuuhuhhhhh! }:D

i tried to seduce him like 5x in the past 2 days, so i think I'mmA really make him work. I think I need a massage, and lotsa kisses, ya know, in special kissie places!

Oooooo... getting jealous! If he won't kiss you, I'm sure there are plenty of us here that would!


I bet it's not as bad as you think it is.

Trust me, it's as bad as I think!


ok, nighty night!!!!

Have fun! }:D

TheTempest
02-17-2008, 09:09 PM
Maybe not, but it makes for a fun mental image! }:D



Get yourself a thyroid disorder like me, then you can be skinny AND have massive cellulite!


RAWR.

And I have a thyroid disorder too, but yours is the better one. Mine makes me fat. :(

Darcy Foxx
02-17-2008, 09:09 PM
Oooh, no aircon darcy?!

I don't have it either but I have really large fans.

no aircon :(

i have fans, but once it hits 2pm and the sun hits the brick wall on the western side of my house, they don't really help at all.

i'm dripping sweat and i'm not even moving. it's disgusting.

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:09 PM
*molests Lysondra*

TheTempest
02-17-2008, 09:09 PM
I spam myself all over this board! :p

I'll give you a new one tomorrow :)

but now it's time to go!


Awww... make me wait until tomorrow. OK! Goodnight dollface!

P.S. your fiancee's dick is hot.

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:10 PM
Lysondra: Your... picture... Uh...

Remember when I said you had to stop ranting or I'd fly down to Antartica or Angola or whereever the hell you were and propose?

I've got a different idea now. A better idea. Lean in close...

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:10 PM
And I have a thyroid disorder too, but yours is the better one. Mine makes me fat. :(

Eek! I sowwy, you could always try tapeworms? They used to recommend those way back in the day for women who wanted to lose weight!

TheTempest
02-17-2008, 09:11 PM
Eek! I sowwy, you could always try tapeworms? They used to recommend those way back in the day for women who wanted to lose weight!

Nah, parasites always just remind me of my ex.

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:13 PM
Nah, parasites always just remind me of my ex.

:rotfl:

I've never dated a parasite. However, I've dated a pedophile, 2 closet-homosexuals, a control-freak with an erectile disorder, and... my current geek. Although I've probably slept with my fair share of parasites...

TheTempest
02-17-2008, 09:16 PM
:rotfl:

I've never dated a parasite. However, I've dated a pedophile, 2 closet-homosexuals, a control-freak with an erectile disorder, and... my current geek. Although I've probably slept with my fair share of parasites...

Yeah my ex bf was a leech. My ex husband was an addict - alcohol and gambling. Other than that I usually date workaholics or clingy.

And... another reason I'm single.

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:17 PM
Yeah my ex bf was a leech. My ex husband was an addict - alcohol and gambling. Other than that I usually date workaholics or clingy.

And... another reason I'm single.

You're not single anymore, you're one of my wifies!! ;D

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:17 PM
I'm listening to The Blues Brothers.

Man, I miss John Belushi. His brother is OK, I guess, but not really an adequate replacement.

Wait, isn't this "What are you listening to?" Damn. I got lost.

Darcy Foxx
02-17-2008, 09:18 PM
i'm so hot that all my skin is itching :(

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:19 PM
Also, MySpace (the site, not the people on it) is fucking annoying.

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:20 PM
^^^ Yes, it is... but now we can ogle each other! :D

stellaforstars
02-17-2008, 09:20 PM
Holy mother of GOD. I'm gone for three hours and TRT explodes!!!

Ummm...Lysondra?? Can I have your babies?

And Lola...that dress is perfection. Much like your breasts.

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:20 PM
Darcy? Have you tried ice cubes? That always seems to work in those cheesy cable movies and soft-core porn.

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:21 PM
^^^ steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *pounces*

Darcy Foxx
02-17-2008, 09:22 PM
Darcy? Have you tried ice cubes? That always seems to work in those cheesy cable movies and soft-core porn.

i'm considering sitting in the fridge :(

TheTempest
02-17-2008, 09:23 PM
LJ, does that mean you're like a e-mail order bride since we haven't actually met yet?? Awesome. I love me some Asian e-mail order brides.

I wanna be on the siggie then!! -stomps foot petulantly-

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:24 PM
LJ, does that mean you're like a e-mail order bride since we haven't actually met yet?? Awesome. I love me some Asian e-mail order brides.

I wanna be on the siggie then!! -stomps foot petulantly-

Haha If I had to list all my wives in my siggy... well, there isn't enough room! I could always make you my wife on facebook! :D

stellaforstars
02-17-2008, 09:24 PM
LadyJade, please make me one of your MySpace friends!!! I wanna seeee youuuuu.

TheTempest
02-17-2008, 09:26 PM
Haha If I had to list all my wives in my siggy... well, there isn't enough room! I could always make you my wife on facebook! :D

I concede to that! -goes to make LJ her wifey on Facebook-

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:26 PM
LadyJade, please make me one of your MySpace friends!!! I wanna seeee youuuuu.

PM me your page so I can add you. I'm all hidden and stalker-proof on MySpace. :D

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:31 PM
Random Thread is finally slowing down.

*phew* :spin: My head was spinning!

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:32 PM
Random Thread is finally slowing down.

*phew* :spin: My head was spinning!

In that case, I won't send you any dirty pics. Don't want your head spinning off or anything! :P

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:34 PM
I just have to say...

OMFG STELLA IS RIDICULOUSLY HAWT!!

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:34 PM
Wait, what? Maybe I want my head to spin? Have you ever thought of that?

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:39 PM
Wait, what? Maybe I want my head to spin? Have you ever thought of that?

Hahaha Too late! I'm getting ready to hit the hay. :P

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:40 PM
Hahaha Too late! I'm getting ready to hit the hay. :P

That doesn't sound dirty. Scratchy, maybe.

stellaforstars
02-17-2008, 09:40 PM
I just have to say...

OMFG STELLA IS RIDICULOUSLY HAWT!!

Right the fuck back at you. Cerousely.

britt244
02-17-2008, 09:41 PM
my goodnesssssss. im gone for 40 mins and 4 pages pop up!

the good news is that i dont feel all tense anymore. the bad news is i need a hug. and i think im dehydrated from crying so much. is that possible?

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:45 PM
That doesn't sound dirty. Scratchy, maybe.

Not on my fancy, high-threadcount sheets!


Right the fuck back at you. Cerousely.

So... when ya comin' to Joisey? ;)


my goodnesssssss. im gone for 40 mins and 4 pages pop up!

the good news is that i dont feel all tense anymore. the bad news is i need a hug. and i think im dehydrated from crying so much. is that possible?

:hug: I wish I could make it all better for you, britt, but you're a strong woman. You'll make it through.

britt244
02-17-2008, 09:47 PM
^ crap. you reminded me i need to buy new sheets.

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:48 PM
^ crap. you reminded me i need to buy new sheets.

If you were closer, I'd bring you one of the sets we got for Christmas that doesn't match anything in our bedroom. I think they're over 400 threadcount.

stellaforstars
02-17-2008, 09:49 PM
I think I might have to kidnap me some SundayMorning and head up there real soon-like.

Too many fun people live in Jersey for me to refuse.

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:49 PM
Mmmm... high threadcount sheets.

Hey, LJ, do you sleep in pj's or...?

britt244
02-17-2008, 09:51 PM
is it weird that i feel like i have to sleep in some clothes because my kitties sleep on me sometimes and i feel like a pervert to be naked with my kitties sleeping on me? i used to sleep naked all the time...

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:51 PM
I think I might have to kidnap me some SundayMorning and head up there real soon-like.

Too many fun people live in Jersey for me to refuse.

Yes! Me, Odysseus, Tempest, RoseLeigh, SouthStBabe, and DylanAngel all live really close to each other, actually!


Mmmm... high threadcount sheets.

Hey, LJ, do you sleep in pj's or...?

There's a reason I always get the highest threadcount I can find....

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 09:54 PM
is it weird that i feel like i have to sleep in some clothes because my kitties sleep on me sometimes and i feel like a pervert to be naked with my kitties sleeping on me? i used to sleep naked all the time...

I always put on at least a big t-shirt when I sleep by myself. It only feels right sleeping nekkid when someone is in bed with me. I even wore pjs the whole time Cally stayed here and boy was gone. Of course, I also get cold really easily.

Lunarobverse
02-17-2008, 09:55 PM
Yes! Me, Odysseus, Tempest, RoseLeigh, SouthStBabe, and DylanAngel all live really close to each other, actually!

I already want to go to New Jersey to meet all y'all. If Sunday-the-Spurs-fan and Stella were there, too... I'd probably break land speed records getting there.




There's a reason I always get the highest threadcount I can find....

Niiiiiiiice. OK, even if you won't send me the dirty pictures, I'm going to go ahead and do a little imagining... }:D

britt244
02-17-2008, 09:58 PM
I always put on at least a big t-shirt when I sleep by myself. It only feels right sleeping nekkid when someone is in bed with me. I even wore pjs the whole time Cally stayed here and boy was gone. Of course, I also get cold really easily.

not me! i like to be cold when i sleep so lately ive been turning the heat waaaaay down at night since my new bed holds heat and i got a down comforter on top of that. smart britt. summer should be.. interesting. i only wear a big t shirt and shorts or boy shorts though. i cant get under covers if im wearing pants.

Lady Jade
02-17-2008, 10:01 PM
I already want to go to New Jersey to meet all y'all. If Sunday-the-Spurs-fan and Stella were there, too... I'd probably break land speed records getting there.

Ooooh! Sophia_Starina, Optimist, and Vyanka are all local too! Gotta tell you, there are a LOT of hot Jersey girls!


Niiiiiiiice. OK, even if you won't send me the dirty pictures, I'm going to go ahead and do a little imagining... }:D

Ok, but my agent insists I charge royalties! :P