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Yekhefah
02-18-2008, 03:41 PM
Yeah...I've been saying that for 5 years...

LOL, yeah, me too. But now that I don't have long pretty natural hair, I'm feeling pretty motivated. I'm especially feeling motivated to exercise right now after the pizza I shared with needtodance at two in the morning, argh... I feel so bloated and squashy. Besides, I have your visit to get all thin and sexy for, now that you're so tiny!


Well then, you're just going to have to come visit me so I can see for myself!

When are YOU gonna visit ME??

cameron_keys
02-18-2008, 03:42 PM
LOL, yeah, me too. But now that I don't have long pretty natural hair, I'm feeling pretty motivated. I'm especially feeling motivated to exercise right now after the pizza I shared with needtodance at two in the morning, argh... I feel so bloated and squashy. Besides, I have your visit to get all thin and sexy for, now that you're so tiny!



TINY??? Me?? Ummm...I was just fired off a set for being so grossly overweight remember???!!! Tiny...I'll NEVER be that.

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 03:42 PM
Hmm... I couldn't find exactly what I was looking for, britt, but this is for you:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lolcat2-copy.jpg

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 03:43 PM
i just added you on myspace! and u are very hott tempest!

OH WOW! Those eyes are blazing! -drools-

britt244
02-18-2008, 03:43 PM
Hmm... I couldn't find exactly what I was looking for, britt, but this is for you:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lolcat2-copy.jpg

hahaha i love it!

blondi553
02-18-2008, 03:44 PM
OH WOW! Those eyes are blazing! -drools-

who me? never been told that before!;D

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 03:44 PM
She is def. a hottie! A teeny tiny hottie. We need to schedule some NJ happenings. Not that any of us have any time. Heh.

Seriously! Boy will be away the 24th til the 26th, we should try to get together and make his imagination go wild! }:D


Dorks are hot... especially this one ^^

Me thinks you needs to get your eyes checked!


When are YOU gonna visit ME??

Umm... your job has more flexibility than mine, remember? :P

Lunarobverse
02-18-2008, 03:47 PM
Are we MySpace whoring in addition to post whoring?

Yekhefah
02-18-2008, 03:47 PM
TINY??? Me?? Ummm...I was just fired off a set for being so grossly overweight remember???!!! Tiny...I'll NEVER be that.

You're at my goal size, and I've seen your webcam pics. You have a gorgeous little waist and slender arms, sculpted cheekbones, and no rolls or tummy bulge - but you still have the perfect curves in all the right places. Don't lose an ounce, you look perfect.

You were NOT fired for being "grossly overweight." You were fired for being a professional when the douchebag director wanted to be cheap. These guys think "fat" is the one thing they can say to make any woman run away crying, regardless of whether she's fat or not. Don't give in to that.

blondi553
02-18-2008, 03:47 PM
postgasms everywhere!

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 03:48 PM
who me? never been told that before!;D

Liar. Beautiful girl. Simply stunning.



Me thinks you needs to get your eyes checked!


Actually I'm nearsighted. I can't see things well that are far away. Which means, up close I'm fine.

Plus, I have a HUGE thing for Asians.:-[ And dorks. And nerds. And long hair. Three out of four of those describe me though lol

Yekhefah
02-18-2008, 03:48 PM
I'm bloated and puffy because I fell off the diet soda wagon. I have the worst gas, it's gurgling all around my stomach in this uncomfortable way and I keep farting, and my gut is all swollen. Fuck diet soda in the ass. I'm never touching this shit again.

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 03:50 PM
Are we MySpace whoring in addition to post whoring?

Always. -points to siggie-

But you're already there.

blondi553
02-18-2008, 03:52 PM
i think its funny everytime i hear that sexual eruption song on the radio because the edited version says sensual seduction....and i used to think it said since you was a dutcha! so i always laugh to myself! just wanted to share something random. i know other people do this too! it is always funny to find out that you have been singing it wrong all this time lol!

cameron_keys
02-18-2008, 03:53 PM
You're at my goal size, and I've seen your webcam pics. You have a gorgeous little waist and slender arms, sculpted cheekbones, and no rolls or tummy bulge - but you still have the perfect curves in all the right places. Don't lose an ounce, you look perfect.

You were NOT fired for being "grossly overweight." You were fired for being a professional when the douchebag director wanted to be cheap. These guys think "fat" is the one thing they can say to make any woman run away crying, regardless of whether she's fat or not. Don't give in to that.

HA! Thank goddess the webcam is blurry!! I AM thinner then I was last year, but I still have bat wings, hip rolls and tummy pudge. YOU are in MUCH better shape then I am right now!! Between work, depression and the flu I havent worked out in weeks. So I'm all puffy and soft, yuck.

I know the real reason..but the "official" reason was my gross overweightedness.

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 03:53 PM
Actually I'm nearsighted. I can't see things well that are far away. Which means, up close I'm fine.

Plus, I have a HUGE thing for Asians.:-[ And dorks. And nerds. And long hair. Three out of four of those describe me though lol

Is this where I tell you that my hair has grown almost 9 inches since I cut it at the end of June and that when I decided that engineering school wasn't going to be enough of a challenge for me, I switched to an English Literature/Psychology dual major but still did my boyfriend's engineering homework for "study breaks"? :D

blondi553
02-18-2008, 03:54 PM
my friend always sings "since you was a dutcha" very loud in front of me when the song comes on because she thinks it was halarious!

blondi553
02-18-2008, 03:55 PM
Is this where I tell you that my hair has grown almost 9 inches since I cut it at the end of June and that when I decided that engineering school wasn't going to be enough of a challenge for me, I switched to an English Literature/Psychology dual major but still did my boyfriend's engineering homework for "study breaks"? :D


you are very smart apparently! you little nerd [email protected]!;D

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 03:56 PM
Is this where I tell you that my hair has grown almost 9 inches since I cut it at the end of June and that when I decided that engineering school wasn't going to be enough of a challenge for me, I switched to an English Literature/Psychology dual major but still did my boyfriend's engineering homework for "study breaks"? :D

Oh good lord. I think I have to go change my undies.

Yekhefah
02-18-2008, 03:58 PM
HA! Thank goddess the webcam is blurry!! I AM thinner then I was last year, but I still have bat wings, hip rolls and tummy pudge. YOU are in MUCH better shape then I am right now!! Between work, depression and the flu I havent worked out in weeks. So I'm all puffy and soft, yuck.

Then I'm not in better shape, I'm in the same shape. Thank G-d we're still fucking sexy!

I was going to work tonight after my auditions but now I have a dentist appointment at 7:30 in the morning. There goes that. What an early bird dentist!

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:01 PM
you are very smart apparently! you little nerd [email protected]!;D

My friends would argue that I'm rather stupid for taking on such a ridiculous course load! :D


Oh good lord. I think I have to go change my undies.

Need help? }:D

blondi553
02-18-2008, 04:02 PM
yek...you said u have a long curly red wig??? where are the pictures of this missy? i wanna bask in your beauty? ;)

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:02 PM
I was going to work tonight after my auditions but now I have a dentist appointment at 7:30 in the morning. There goes that. What an early bird dentist!

I wish I could get appointments that early! I hate that whole not eating before the dentist thing, and I'm usually in so much pain after that I can't eat either! At least if I had a morning appt, I would have time to recover before lunch!

Yekhefah
02-18-2008, 04:03 PM
Not eating before the dentist? Why not? As long as you brush your teeth, why not eat?

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:04 PM
Not eating before the dentist? Why not? As long as you brush your teeth, why not eat?

I have ridiculously deep grooves in my molars, so tons of food gets stuck in them. It takes forever to get it all out, and the dentist yells at me if I still have food in my teeth. :-[

cameron_keys
02-18-2008, 04:06 PM
Then I'm not in better shape, I'm in the same shape. Thank G-d we're still fucking sexy!

I was going to work tonight after my auditions but now I have a dentist appointment at 7:30 in the morning. There goes that. What an early bird dentist!

Hell yeah we're sexy!!

7:30 AM??? Hell no would my ass be at a dentist that early

I'm going to be in LA this Sunday for prob a week...any LA girls wanna meet for drinks? And I"m happy you are happy in Portland Yek..but DAMN YOU for not still being in LA so I could sex you up next week! May is SOooooooooooooooooofar awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

RoseLeigh
02-18-2008, 04:06 PM
Gah-I ruined my bits. I was trying to make a nice dorito and messed up and now I have a little fringe. I hate the way I look bare. I wish I could pencil it in, like when you overpluck your brows. *sigh*

Yekhefah
02-18-2008, 04:08 PM
*whine* This is the first time since leaving that I've been disappointed to not be in L.A.!

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 04:09 PM
Need help? }:D

Yeah... I ate too much paste today and my hands are all sticky. lol

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:10 PM
Gah-I ruined my bits. I was trying to make a nice dorito and messed up and now I have a little fringe. I hate the way I look bare. I wish I could pencil it in, like when you overpluck your brows. *sigh*

This is why I have one of those little hair trimmer thingees! I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, so I shave as much as I dare, then clean up with the trimmer and tweezers! Finish off with a tab of TendSkin, and I'm good to go!

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:11 PM
Yeah... I ate too much paste today and my hands are all sticky. lol

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That's not all that'll be sticky!!

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 04:11 PM
I have ridiculously deep grooves in my molars, so tons of food gets stuck in them. It takes forever to get it all out, and the dentist yells at me if I still have food in my teeth. :-[

I have those grooves too... mostly from grinding my teeth. But my dentist doesn't give me any shit about it.

Speaking of which, my tooth still hurts from having a filling put in on Friday. :(

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:12 PM
I have those grooves too... mostly from grinding my teeth. But my dentist doesn't give me any shit about it.

Speaking of which, my tooth still hurts from having a filling put in on Friday. :(

Lucky you! I have scary, smelly-breath dentist who yells at me. BUT, he's the only dentist around here covered by my insurance that has weekend appointments. And poor thing, want some of my extra percs? ;D

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 04:14 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That's not all that'll be sticky!!

Oo, I almost forgot. I'm going to add you to my REAL MySpace. Ody says it's a bad idea to have cross overs from real to stripper spaces... but I don't listen.

RoseLeigh
02-18-2008, 04:14 PM
This is why I have one of those little hair trimmer thingees! I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, so I shave as much as I dare, then clean up with the trimmer and tweezers! Finish off with a tab of TendSkin, and I'm good to go!

I think I need one if I'm going to be working nude. To avoid looking bare and/or silly. I really don't take off that much to work topless!

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 04:15 PM
Lucky you! I have scary, smelly-breath dentist who yells at me. BUT, he's the only dentist around here covered by my insurance that has weekend appointments. And poor thing, want some of my extra percs? ;D

I'm allergic. And I think Ody called dibs on those one day on this thread lol

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 04:16 PM
I think I need one if I'm going to be working nude. To avoid looking bare and/or silly. I really don't take off that much to work topless!

Where are you auditioning anyway?

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:18 PM
Oo, I almost forgot. I'm going to add you to my REAL MySpace. Ody says it's a bad idea to have cross overs from real to stripper spaces... but I don't listen.

Haha Why would we listen to him anyway? Didn't he abandon us for a foreign country a little while back? ::)


I think I need one if I'm going to be working nude. To avoid looking bare and/or silly. I really don't take off that much to work topless!

I got one of the cheapie ones at Walmart, but this one looks pretty good: http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5855133

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:19 PM
I'm allergic. And I think Ody called dibs on those one day on this thread lol

Yea, but he hasn't offered anything for a fair trade, so poo on him! :P

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 04:19 PM
Haha Why would we listen to him anyway? Didn't he abandon us for a foreign country a little while back? ::)



SHH! Don't anger him - I got kitty cuddling and apartment rights from that abandonment.

MrChristopher
02-18-2008, 04:20 PM
It's Taco Night. We have a Taco Night pretty much every week. I've tried to skip it, but the children protest. Oh well. Luckily, I am quite fond of tacos. I'm gonna whip up some refrieds and a box of the trusty Goya yellow rice, too. Voila!

The boychild was supposed to be home 15 minutes ago. I shall text him sternly.

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:23 PM
SHH! Don't anger him - I got kitty cuddling and apartment rights from that abandonment.

Yea, but *I* got nothing out of it! I didn't even get to go molest you... I mean, um, assist you! Yea, that's it!

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 04:25 PM
Yea, but he hasn't offered anything for a fair trade, so poo on him! :P

Hmm. I can trade you girlie loving for them. And then I shall trade them to him for kitty cuddles. Hehehe. I win all around today!


It's Taco Night. We have a Taco Night pretty much every week. I've tried to skip it, but the children protest. Oh well. Luckily, I am quite fond of tacos. I'm gonna whip up some refrieds and a box of the trusty Goya yellow rice, too. Voila!

The boychild was supposed to be home 15 minutes ago. I shall text him sternly.

Taco Night rocks! I wish I was closer to you so I could mooch off your delish foods.

cameron_keys
02-18-2008, 04:27 PM
It's Taco Night. We have a Taco Night pretty much every week. I've tried to skip it, but the children protest. Oh well. Luckily, I am quite fond of tacos. I'm gonna whip up some refrieds and a box of the trusty Goya yellow rice, too. Voila!


I just posted in the Whats for dinner thread...I gace up taco night tonight for salad! Taco night tomorrow!

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:28 PM
Hmm. I can trade you girlie loving for them. And then I shall trade them to him for kitty cuddles. Hehehe. I win all around today!

Sounds fair to me!

[/quote=TheTempest]Taco Night rocks! I wish I was closer to you so I could mooch off your delish foods.[/quote]

Come over so we can get Qdoba!!!

MrChristopher
02-18-2008, 04:29 PM
^I haven't tried that Qdoba place yet. They seem to have popped up overnight. All the Philly Septa buses have their ads all over them. Tasty?

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 04:32 PM
Come over so we can get Qdoba!!!

What are you doing Thursday? I'm home around 5. We could get together.

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:34 PM
^I haven't tried that Qdoba place yet. They seem to have popped up overnight. All the Philly Septa buses have their ads all over them. Tasty?

They're pretty good! I :heartbeat that you can completely customize your order, but it's still done in like 45 seconds. They have their menu online! (http://www.qdoba.com/menuu.aspx)


What are you doing Thursday? I'm home around 5. We could get together.

Hmm... that could work, I get out of work at 5!

TheTempest
02-18-2008, 04:37 PM
They're pretty good! I :heartbeat that you can completely customize your order, but it's still done in like 45 seconds. They have their menu online! (http://www.qdoba.com/menuu.aspx)



Hmm... that could work, I get out of work at 5!

I AM WRITING IT ON MY CALENDER THIS TIME!!!! :ashamed:

-goes to check out the menu too-

Lady Jade
02-18-2008, 04:39 PM
I AM WRITING IT ON MY CALENDER THIS TIME!!!! :ashamed:

-goes to check out the menu too-

haha The one at the mall is practically around the corner from where I live/work. We could go shopping while we're there!