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TheSexKitten
02-19-2008, 08:58 PM
When I started out, 3 hits of good quality chronic would get me baked like bread!!

Anyhoo... my ex-stepdad and his fiancee are sending me a $5000 check because my car doesn't have airbags!! O.O!!!!!!!

cameron_keys
02-19-2008, 08:58 PM
Uhm. hehe, yep. You don't have the "gene" I guess.....except the freakazoid one where you DON'T get high that you and exactly one other person in the world have.;) He even ate cocoa krispies with weed butter...LOTS of em. And that shit gets you fuuuuuuucking high.
I'm the other person with the freakazoid gene. I get nada from anything. No highs for me....boo

Alaska
02-19-2008, 08:59 PM
lol I can't figure out whether it's good or bad.....high is great, but lazy and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hungry.

OdysseusNJ
02-19-2008, 09:00 PM
I really want to get this latin quote which means 'drink your poisen from a cup of gold' but I know I would lose my temper constantly explaining to customers what it "means to me".

Yeah, sometimes I just give up and say "it looks cool" when I get questions along these lines.



Me too!! I want the quote "you must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star" in cursive on my lower back, with pretty swirly stars around it.

Ha that's so funny SW would be getting quite a collection of folks with quotes from continental philosophers tattooed on them.

Actually my next tat is going to be a Nietzsche quote as well.

Alaska
02-19-2008, 09:02 PM
My first tat, yet to be thought of, is def going to be a quote! If not something as ridiculous as the whole alphabet or somethin like that. ;)

Lady Jade
02-19-2008, 09:02 PM
I'm so effin hungry, but it's almost time for bed. :(

RoseLeigh
02-19-2008, 09:08 PM
New club! (No, I didn't go back to Stillettos. Yet.) let ssee how tomorrow goes. I haven't worked in over a week!

britt244
02-19-2008, 09:09 PM
im feeling a little panicky and about to cry, i'm not gonna lie...

britt244
02-19-2008, 09:10 PM
New club! (No, I didn't go back to Stillettos. Yet.) let ssee how tomorrow goes. I haven't worked in over a week!

yay!

(only typing this bc it wouldnt let me just type yay)

Lysondra
02-19-2008, 09:21 PM
Would you get a tattoo that looked similar to this?

(Just sketch, wanna make it more badass)

TheTempest
02-19-2008, 09:21 PM
New club! (No, I didn't go back to Stillettos. Yet.) let ssee how tomorrow goes. I haven't worked in over a week!


YAY! Which one now? :)

Lysondra
02-19-2008, 09:23 PM
I think I like everything from the neck down.... :/

Lady Jade
02-19-2008, 09:23 PM
It's bedtime, but I'm hungry... so raspberry sorbet, get in mah belly! :D

cameron_keys
02-19-2008, 09:27 PM
Would you get a tattoo that looked similar to this?

(Just sketch, wanna make it more badass)

cool sketch...but how high are you to THINK of a fish cowgirl with a peg leg????

Lysondra
02-19-2008, 09:28 PM
Okay it must be bad when it was supposed to just be a pirate girl with collagen.

TheTempest
02-19-2008, 09:28 PM
It's bedtime, but I'm hungry... so raspberry sorbet, get in mah belly! :D

Lady Jade - Get in mah belly!!

I got work tomorrow. Shall we just agree to meet at Short Hills mall Thursday around 5ish? Say by Legal Seafood since i know where that is?

RoseLeigh
02-19-2008, 09:29 PM
YAY! Which one now? :)

35. I'm drive back up to Stillettos this weekend I think. Unless I bank tomorrow night. Ye gods I hate club shopping.

Lady Jade
02-19-2008, 09:30 PM
Lady Jade - Get in mah belly!!

I got work tomorrow. Shall we just agree to meet at Short Hills mall Thursday around 5ish? Say by Legal Seafood since i know where that is?

That depends on if you want me to show up wearing a suit or not! Umm... how 'bout... 5:30ish so I can run home to change and grab the boy?

cameron_keys
02-19-2008, 09:32 PM
God I LOVE this commercial....."its right for everyone idiot"..LOLOLOLOLOL

TheTempest
02-19-2008, 09:32 PM
35. I'm drive back up to Stillettos this weekend I think. Unless I bank tomorrow night. Ye gods I hate club shopping.

Let me know how it goes. I still wanna check that place out.


That depends on if you want me to show up wearing a suit or not! Umm... how 'bout... 5:30ish so I can run home to change and grab the boy?

Sure!!

Lady Jade
02-19-2008, 09:34 PM
Sure!!

Fab! I'll text you when I'm headed over there. :)

Now everyone can be jealous - Imma go molest Tempest! :P

veronicavale
02-19-2008, 09:37 PM
HAHAHA
My cat started trying to eat my graham cracker out of my hand, then she started pawing at it! Then she tried licking my lips. She was all over that cinnamon sugar coating.

Lysondra
02-19-2008, 09:41 PM
Mmmm... I have NO idea. For Cam

It says 'Cam is a PORN STAR because HER MUM wouldn't let her go'.

I was trying to make it a baby Cam saying 'Mummy, why didn't you take me to Phantom?' and wearing hookermakeup... but I got lazy half way through, lolz.

Lysondra
02-19-2008, 09:42 PM
I can draw better than this, I swear.

I lost my mojo.

TheTempest
02-19-2008, 09:51 PM
I can draw better than this, I swear.

I lost my mojo.

Please... if I was to draw that it'd probably come out like this 0-]--< (flip vertically)

cameron_keys
02-19-2008, 09:58 PM
Mmmm... I have NO idea. For Cam

It says 'Cam is a PORN STAR because HER MUM wouldn't let her go'.

I was trying to make it a baby Cam saying 'Mummy, why didn't you take me to Phantom?' and wearing hookermakeup... but I got lazy half way through, lolz.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! Have I told you lately how much you rock??

paintgoddess
02-19-2008, 10:00 PM
I just brought home way too much food from Taco Bell. It looks so good. I need a bigger tummy. Just for TB.

RoseLeigh
02-19-2008, 10:11 PM
SW ladies (and gentlemen)-please stop with the stressing. I love you all. Woooosah.:meditate:

It is cookies and nap time. *hands out cookies and sleepy mats*

cameron_keys
02-19-2008, 10:13 PM
Ok..so what I REALLY want is BBQ potato chips. But I dont have any because I didnt buy any because I"m trying REALLY hard to cut down.

So instead I have low fat cheese with low fat high fiber whole grain crackers.

Thats the same right???


sigh.......................I want chips

TheTempest
02-19-2008, 10:14 PM
Ok..so what I REALLY want is BBQ potato chips. But I dont have any because I didnt buy any because I"m trying REALLY hard to cut down.

So instead I have low fat cheese with low fat high fiber whole grain crackers.

Thats the same right???


sigh.......................I want chips

Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't like chips? I mean potato chips. I like doritos. And rarely a tostito. But I hate potato chips.

Lunarobverse
02-19-2008, 10:15 PM
PLEASE go to Lunars and shower...and take pics...and viseo..and ...damn..wheres that cock I married?? I need itnow

If someone had told me a year ago that the incredibly hot Cameron Keys would be asking for video of me sexin' up a sexy woman like Yekhefah... Even in jest... Not only would I not believe them, I'd probably have done everything in my power to make sure that that person would not be a danger to themselves or others for a very long time.

I'm almost speechless.


I ran slowly, in the rain, for 6 miles. Ugh. It's what my out-of-the-pages-of-a-magazine training plan said for me to do (minus the rain part) but it still feels lazy to me. I should've been faster, I keep telling myself. But I'm building endurance for later and that's a good thing.

Came home, showered (alone, alas - Yekhefah went to work) and made a sandwich. Wasn't that hungry, surprisingly. But my nipples kinda hurt. Too much friction. Y'all don't mind me talking about my nipples, do you?

Lysondra, I thing your drawrings (I said that that way on purpose; thank you, Mike Meyers) are great - full of humor and with an eye to detail. They're absurd. In a good way. And may I chime in as being another person who doesn't get high. I mean, the one time I tried it it didn't feel any different than not being high. I've never tried it again. I'll just stick to booze.

I'm happy that Tempest is gonna get molested. She deserves it. Naughty girl.

Britt, this is me yelling at you for talking about your ex. Please don't talk about him, please don't talk to him except professionally and as little as possible, and please love yourself as you love others. Be excellent to yourself.

TheTempest
02-19-2008, 10:18 PM
I'm happy that Tempest is gonna get molested. She deserves it. Naughty girl.


I'm a g-d damned angel. :finger:

OK SW, bedtime!

cameron_keys
02-19-2008, 10:20 PM
If someone had told me a year ago that the incredibly hot Cameron Keys would be asking for video of me sexin' up a sexy woman like Yekhefah... Even in jest... Not only would I not believe them, I'd probably have done everything in my power to make sure that that person would not be a danger to themselves or others for a very long time.

I'm almost speechless.
.

Actually a year ago I'm betting your response would be whos going to do what now? Cameron Diaz?? Do I know her?

Lunarobverse
02-19-2008, 10:22 PM
I can draw better than this, I swear.

I lost my mojo.

Hahahahahaha!

..wait, seriously? You draw very well.

Alaska
02-19-2008, 10:24 PM
Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't like chips? I mean potato chips. I like doritos. And rarely a tostito. But I hate potato chips.

Oh hear hear sister.:beer:

Lysondra
02-19-2008, 10:25 PM
Hahahahahaha!

..wait, seriously? You draw very well.

I draw 'well' but not as well as I'd like. When I'm really super into it I can draw pretty well.

Shit, the last thing I drew and uploaded on line was this... and I was like 16. Hahaha.
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/215/4/9/Neopets_Eyrie_and_Me_by_lilithmorrigan.jpg

cameron_keys
02-19-2008, 10:31 PM
Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't like chips? I mean potato chips. I like doritos. And rarely a tostito. But I hate potato chips.
All chocolate,meat,sugar and bread could fall off the face of the earth and I would care not. Chips? I'd slit my own throat. They are my lifes blood. Something I enjoy and am actually allowed to eat!! They arent on the dissertation sized list of food that will kill me!!! Chips for breakfast...chips for lunch...chips for dinner....yumyumyum

Lunarobverse
02-19-2008, 10:35 PM
I draw 'well' but not as well as I'd like. When I'm really super into it I can draw pretty well.

Shit, the last thing I drew and uploaded on line was this... and I was like 16. Hahaha.


We are often our own worst critics. I know I'm just J. Random Internetdude but your drawing is expressive and funny and unique. Just sayin'.

Lunarobverse
02-19-2008, 10:48 PM
I Killed Random Thread!

Lunarobverse
02-19-2008, 11:20 PM
Lysondra? Cam? Lady Jade?

...anyone?

Here's a random thought: duct tape has nothing to do with ducks.

Darcy Foxx
02-19-2008, 11:23 PM
All chocolate,meat,sugar and bread could fall off the face of the earth and I would care not. Chips? I'd slit my own throat. They are my lifes blood. Something I enjoy and am actually allowed to eat!! They arent on the dissertation sized list of food that will kill me!!! Chips for breakfast...chips for lunch...chips for dinner....yumyumyum

me too!! if i could just cut chips out of my diet, i think i'd lose like 15lbs

Darcy Foxx
02-19-2008, 11:24 PM
eeeeeeeee i'm shooting a DIY set for godsgirls.com tonight that involves CADBURY CREME EGGS. i'm going to put that sticky goodness all over my titties & kitty haha. yummmm.

ellebelle
02-19-2008, 11:27 PM
I'm eating shreaded parmesan because its the closest thing to junk food i can find in the house.

I should really get off my ass and go to the solarium.

Lunarobverse
02-19-2008, 11:44 PM
eeeeeeeee i'm shooting a DIY set for godsgirls.com tonight that involves CADBURY CREME EGGS. i'm going to put that sticky goodness all over my titties & kitty haha. yummmm.

Well, happy Easter to you, too! *rawr*

Alaska
02-19-2008, 11:45 PM
*sigh* You know that feeling, when you overlook the same things when cleaning out your closet, for years, just bc you spent $$ on it? (even if it's $25) and then you FINALLY throw it away cuz you realize that money is longggg gone? Lol it's STILL le sigh!

Alaska
02-19-2008, 11:45 PM
oh SNAP, what're you doing up Lunar?

Lunarobverse
02-19-2008, 11:49 PM
I. Don't. Know.

I should be in bed. Been up since the crack of dawn.

Lysondra
02-20-2008, 12:44 AM
Hey... I was taking a nap. I've only had 10 hours of sleep for three days. D:

sxybrat07
02-20-2008, 01:34 AM
Why do all my professors insist on giving me hours upon hours of busy work?? I mean, really. Gah.

I get to wear my sexy Guen corset tomorrow to a party at le club. I really despise these stupid parties, but at least I'll be hot! :D

needtodance
02-20-2008, 01:45 AM
I'm no longer a virgin, in ANY sense of hte word.