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PaigeDWinter
07-15-2007, 08:53 AM
Paige would certainly get a visitor if CF lived in Tampa.... that's like just a bit more than Tucson to Phoenix trip.




w00t! I definitely go out there once a year, and I've been meaning to do so more than that... this would be one more reason! :D

Lady Jade
07-15-2007, 09:26 AM
And a step to the RIIIIIIGHT!

Oh, I don't jump for joy at the thought of Florida, the humidity sucks balls, but it's better than say New Jersey AND the job possibility would pay great and we could finally start saving money ( we just finished our BK)

But... but... *I'm* in New Jersey!!!! :-[

cameron_keys
07-15-2007, 10:16 AM
I am oddly excited by the purchase of several magazines and am happily looking forward to lounging by the pool today and rotting my brain with crap celeb gossip and ice cold Corona.

Therefore..it is almost definate that it will rain...

BrunetteGoddess
07-15-2007, 10:54 AM
But... but... *I'm* in New Jersey!!!! :-[

No offense to you, but R used to live there and tells me horror stories. He has nothing good to say. And I prefer to stay out of the Northeast, I lived in a couple states up there for many years and it depresses me :(

ArmySGT.
07-15-2007, 11:08 AM
And a step to the RIIIIIIGHT!

Oh, I don't jump for joy at the thought of Florida, the humidity sucks balls, but it's better than say New Jersey AND the job possibility would pay great and we could finally start saving money ( we just finished our BK)


Put your hands on your hips!

Ick Florida. No elderly drivers, Salsa music everywhere (no likey), high humidity, about 90 million miles cloers to the sun (read hot), hurricanes, and huge bugs.

Blech, no.

One more semester of Gunsmithing and I can get out of the Transsexual Capital of the World. Trinidad, Colorado. Yay! me. Time to write reumes. Not so Yay.

TheSexKitten
07-15-2007, 11:46 AM
I'm horny. :(







(Post count +1! Huzzah!)

DJ Maimed
07-15-2007, 01:09 PM
FEE FIE FAUX FUM ...... I smell the work of some Lost Vegan dirty bums....

Heard we are on Amber alert....apparently some goat pokin' Lebanese terrorists have been spotted in Reno...
They reek of camel sex....and have penchants for young boys and Keno

heard about a terrorist in Lost Vegas once...but you know how some people lie...
"They" said ....He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.

PaigeDWinter
07-15-2007, 01:11 PM
Watching reruns of Soul Train from the '80s is AWESOME SAUCE! :D That one dancer with the amazingly long hair? Want.

cameron_keys
07-15-2007, 02:06 PM
Dammit..I want a nice lounge chair for out by my pool..but any decent looking ones that wont fall apart in a year are over $700 freakin dollars!! Grrrr....I just wanna be comfy when I lie out in the sun...my towel-on-the-concrete-deck thing I got going hurts....

cherryripeboyII
07-15-2007, 02:11 PM
Watching reruns of Soul Train from the '80s is AWESOME SAUCE! :D That one dancer with the amazingly long hair? Want.

Hey I was just flipping through the channels and found Soul train, but I settled for farscape.

PaigeDWinter
07-15-2007, 02:14 PM
Hey I was just flipping through the channels and found Soul train, but I settled for farscape.


Yeah I was kinda flippin between those two and Star Trek. :D

cherryripeboyII
07-15-2007, 02:21 PM
Now you made me think.... Captain Kirk on Soul train. No I did not see the Star Trek.... but still. lol

Now just imagine if all the plots/styles got mixed up....

PaigeDWinter
07-15-2007, 02:23 PM
Ew tornado warnings. Stupid weather. And My catloaf is skeeert of thunder.

Lysondra
07-15-2007, 03:46 PM
Why is butterscotch not made with real scotch?

PaigeDWinter
07-15-2007, 03:58 PM
I dunno why, LM.... they just kinda stopped about 50 years ago. Replaced it with boring flavorings.

Lysondra
07-15-2007, 03:59 PM
http://www.morriganslayde.com/post/2punk.jpg

Just another day in the city...

Lysondra
07-15-2007, 04:00 PM
I dunno why, LM.... they just kinda stopped about 50 years ago. Replaced it with boring flavorings.

Pppffftt, alcymahol!!!

PaigeDWinter
07-15-2007, 04:11 PM
Jurassic Park 2 is on. I wanna stab my (thankfully distant) cousin through the screen. Stuck up twerp. Set. Him. On. Fire.



I dun wanna go play movie wench tonight, even if it IS only for 4 hours. I be tired, yo.

cameron_keys
07-15-2007, 04:17 PM
[quote=PaigeDWinter;1141754]Jurassic Park 2 is on. I wanna stab my (thankfully distant) cousin through the screen. Stuck up twerp. Set. Him. On. Fire.


[quote]


Dinosaur cousin? Cool....

PaigeDWinter
07-15-2007, 04:21 PM
Dinosaur cousin? Cool....



I wish! I could at least sell his meat or bones or something. He'd be useful. Nah, I mean this lil (well not so lil anymore) twerp (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Mazzello).

cameron_keys
07-15-2007, 04:36 PM
I wish! I could at least sell his meat or bones or something. He'd be useful. Nah, I mean .


Wow..he looks differant now. So I guess he aint sharing his dino cash with the family? Or was he always a twerp?

Lady Jade
07-15-2007, 06:34 PM
I hung out with DylanAngel at the lake today. So much fun, sad that it's over now. :(

Minette
07-15-2007, 07:11 PM
Leg warmers are officially in at one of the clubs I work. Le sigh.

maximvsv
07-15-2007, 08:44 PM
If someone yells at me today, I shall leap the counter and feed them their own ears.

...fava beans and a nice chianti?

sxybrat07
07-15-2007, 09:02 PM
Boating rocks! Sunburns...don't rock :(

Lysondra
07-15-2007, 09:08 PM
AGGGHH I keep turning the heat on and then people turn it off.. but they turn it off and LEAVE THE HOUSE leaving me to figure it out only after I've nearly frozen.. and then when I turn it back on and get warm.. someone else turns it off and leaves!! AGGGHHH.

LuckyOne
07-15-2007, 10:06 PM
I am oddly excited by the purchase of several magazines and am happily looking forward to lounging by the pool today and rotting my brain with crap celeb gossip and ice cold Corona.

Therefore..it is almost definate that it will rain...


LOL!!!

cameron_keys
07-15-2007, 10:20 PM
^^^and rain it did as soon as I got outside...wah...

Lysondra
07-15-2007, 10:25 PM
Schadenfreud.

:P

Just because it's ironically funny.

LuckyOne
07-15-2007, 10:36 PM
UGGGH. DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TONIGHT. 3 more weeks of summer. Then football season. If I don't start making some serious moo-lah during in the fall... pray for a miracle.

PaigeDWinter
07-15-2007, 10:53 PM
Wow..he looks differant now. So I guess he aint sharing his dino cash with the family? Or was he always a twerp?


Both. He was always so full of himself. Makes me wanna yak.

Yekhefah
07-15-2007, 10:56 PM
I saw the new Harry Potter today. I'm going to masturbate while thinking of Emma Watson tonight.

TigersMilk
07-15-2007, 11:10 PM
I have finals this week and trying not to stress. Can't wait till this is over! I have so many plans for the rest of the summer and need more than a month to fit them all in.

LuckyOne
07-16-2007, 04:44 AM
So, tonight wasn't as dreadful as I thought. Why do gay men come into strip clubs and pretend they're not gay? They know, we know, everybody knows but they refuse to admit it. Why?

I knew he didn't really want a dance, but it was slow and I was desperate. And then... came the perfect opportunity. The DJ played Madonna. I said, ooooh I LOVE Madonna! Can I dance for you??? How could he refuse. I thought that was pretty slick...

Chicagoeditor
07-16-2007, 08:00 AM
Back from SF. Great fun. Great town. Now I have to figure out how I can move there (or keep a place there, at least).

CuriousJ
07-16-2007, 08:50 AM
I changed my avator to my two little men ( doggies ) .

cameron_keys
07-16-2007, 08:56 AM
I finally saw 1408 last night..really good!! Would have been better if the one yahoo at the drive in hadnt left his damn headlights on through the WHOLE movie....seriously ..WTF???

And who goes to the cheapie drive in at the flea market in a LIMO? Yeah..there was one parked behind us..again..WTF?

CuriousJ
07-16-2007, 10:09 AM
I finally saw 1408 last night..really good!! Would have been better if the one yahoo at the drive in hadnt left his damn headlights on through the WHOLE movie....seriously ..WTF???

And who goes to the cheapie drive in at the flea market in a LIMO? Yeah..there was one parked behind us..again..WTF?

I didn't know these existed anymore LOL - I love drive-ins .

Yekhefah
07-16-2007, 10:12 AM
We have a drive-in back in Memphis. I love it! They show double features and you get the audio from your car radio instead of those old boxes that sucked. You can bring whatever you want to eat. I like to take my parents' pickup truck there, fill the bed with blankets and pillows, and stretch out with some pizza or fried chicken and beer for the double feature!

cameron_keys
07-16-2007, 10:21 AM
Yeah they do the car radio here too. Kinda better...but a drain on the battery. So after the movie there are always a cpl cars with dead batteries and during the movie theres always a cpl people starting their cars and revving the engine to make sure the batteries dont go dead.

It would be a LOT cooler if it wasnt so ghetto. So trying to hear the movie over someone in the background shouting back and forth or blasting their car radio because they are there to hang out and smoke pot rather then watch the movie...kinda sucks.

But is IS cool to eat pizza (or like last night a baked potato from Wendys!) during the movie!

TheSexKitten
07-16-2007, 10:54 AM
I'm going to masturbate while thinking of Emma Watson tonight.

Well, I'm going to masturbate while thinking about your mom tonight!


Ohhh snap

Roulette
07-16-2007, 10:55 AM
So, tonight wasn't as dreadful as I thought. Why do gay men come into strip clubs and pretend they're not gay? They know, we know, everybody knows but they refuse to admit it. Why?

I was at a club not too long ago as a custy and there was a gay guy, very obviously gay and duders stood up and started dncing, then he started kinda dancing on the pole.... while the strippers was on it!! I do not know why she smiled and just kinda looked at him rather than being like bitch get off my pole!! the girls he came with kept trying to hit her in the cooter with bills, and she didnt seem to care. I would have knocked some sense into those bitches. jeepers.

Yekhefah
07-16-2007, 10:58 AM
Well, I'm going to masturbate while thinking about your mom tonight!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :yuck:

Be my guest if you really want to, but she's never shaved or trimmed anything but her armpits and below the knee, she's a size 18, she's got three C-section scars, and she wears muumuus. Enjoy the image!

TheSexKitten
07-16-2007, 11:00 AM
MMMMMmMmMMmMmm.

Oh, enjoy, you say?

I will. 8)


p.s. emma watson is getting really damn hot. wow!

Yekhefah
07-16-2007, 11:03 AM
Yes, she is. Much hotter than my mom.

http://www.poster.net/watson-emma/watson-emma-photo-emma-watson-6234497.jpg

cameron_keys
07-16-2007, 11:06 AM
^^ she's only 17 you pervs!! lol! (one more year though...)

Yekhefah
07-16-2007, 11:11 AM
Hey, witches and wizards are adults at 17, remember?

Terrible Photoshop job but it made me giggle...

http://seb.blog4ever.com/photos/382717.jpeg

southstbabe
07-16-2007, 11:47 AM
UGH!!! I'm having a shit day! I just can't seem to shake this itsy bitty bitchy feeling. I've taken a Xanax, had a cup of decaf white tea and nothing is working!

Tart
07-16-2007, 01:32 PM
I am SO tired. HOLY FUCK!!!

One more day after today..One more day of work.

Chicagoeditor
07-16-2007, 01:35 PM
I'm still on West Coast [vacation] time. Blah.